South Park and Codename: Kids Next Door/Thomas and Friends: Dirty Objects Parodies-Featuring Eric Cartman and Heinrich Von Marzipan

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  • Eric Cartman as James
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan as Toby
  • Numbuh 4 as Percy
  • Randy Marsh as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Ringo Starr as UK Narrator
  • George Carlin as US Narrator
  • Manfred Steffen as German Narrator


  • Eric Cartman: What dirty objects!
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Herr Cartman, Vhy are you vearing your coat in red?
  • Eric Cartman: I'm a splendid bigboned kid, ready for anything. You never see my coat get dirty.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Oh. Zat is vhy you vonce needed ein veight gain four zousand, to be ready, I suppose.
  • Eric Cartman: Dirty 6th Graders from dirty sidings, Yek!
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Look here, Herr Four!, Vhatever is zat dirty object?
  • Numbuh 4: That's Eric Cartman, didn't you know?
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: It is Herr Cartman's body, But Herr Cartman is ein splendid bigboned Kinderlein, und you never see his coat dirty.

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