Cast[]
- Stan Marsh as Thomas
- Eric Cartman as James
- Numbuh 4 as Percy
- Numbuh 2 as Toby
- Kyle Broflovski as Duck
- Numbuh 5 as Mavis
- Wendy Testaburger as Emily
- Numbuh 3 as Rosie
- Numbuh 1 as Ten Cents
- Numbuh 362 as Lillie Lightship
- Heinrich Von Marzipan as Top Hat
- Kenny McCormick as Sunshine
- Stickybeard as Sea Rogue
- Numbuh 86 as Elizabeth
- Randy Marsh as Sir Topham Hatt
- Sharon Marsh as Lady Hatt
- Monty Uno as Captain Star
- Saddam Hussein as Captain Zero
- Satan as Diesel
- Shelly Marsh as Daisy
- Father as Zorran