- Michael Jordan: Woaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaah-noooooooo! (crash)
- Bugs Bunny: Look out for that first step, doc, it's a real lulu.
- Michael Jordan: Bugs Bunny?
- Bugs Bunny: You expected the Easter Bunny?
- Michael Jordan: You're not real.
- Bugs Bunny: Not real, if I weren't real, could I do this? (kisses her Michael Jordan)
- Foghorn Leghorn, Pauper: Is that Michael?
- Sylvester: Is that Michael?
- Bugs Bunny: It's Air Jordan.
- Taz: Basketball.
- Tweety: I thought I saw, I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
- Porky Pig: Pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Can I have your auto, your John Hancock, please?
- Daffy Duck: Back up, let the doctor take a look. (lever goes up, and Michael Jordan in the air) Whoops. A little high.
- Michael Jordan: No.
- Daffy Duck: Going down! (lever goes down by whooped) Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Michael Jordan: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
- Daffy Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little SPIN?!! (spins Michael Jordan around the chair)