Special Attraction is the twenty-fifth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.
- Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
- Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
- Cabot (from Theodore Tugboat) as Bulstrode
- Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
- Sunshine (from TUGS) as Trevor (cameo)
- Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (cameo)
- Reverend Lovejoy (from The Simpsons) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (cameo)
- Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
- Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
- Chief Wiggum (from The Simpsons) as The Dryaw Policeman (cameo)
- Joe Swanson (from Family Guy) as The Crovan's Gate Policeman (cameo)
- Everyone else as Themselves
Narrator: "Grandpa Dave was very excited. He was holding a brand-new bell that shone like gold. He was off to the seaside. His driver was explaining everything as they traveled along."
Grandpa Dave's Driver: "There's a seaside village near here. And every year, they have a big parade, with a special attraction for all the visitors.
This year, Grandpa Dave, you're the special attraction."
Grandpa Dave: "Thank you, sir,"
Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave."
Grandpa Dave: "But what does a special attraction do?"
Grandpa Dave's Driver: "Oh, just smiles and whistles at everyone."
Narrator: "Replied his driver."
Grandpa Dave's Driver: "We're almost there. Listen, you can hear the seagulls."
Narrator: "Soon, they reached the little station by the village, but instead of a big welcome, there was just one man.
He whispered to Grandpa Dave's driver and turned sadly away."
Grandpa Dave's Driver: "Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit!"
Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave's driver."
Grandpa Dave's Driver: "They've run out of room in the parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Grandpa Dave. I'm sorry, old boy."
Grandpa Dave: "So am I."
Narrator: "Sighed Grandpa Dave.
Bart was arranging things in the yard. He didn't expect to see Grandpa Dave."
Bart: "What are you doing back so soon?"
Narrator: "Before Grandpa Dave could reply, Mayor Adam West arrived."
Mayor Adam West: "Leave these goombas here please, Bart. There's an emergency at the harbor."
Bart's Driver: "Come on, Bart,"
Narrator: "Said his driver."
Bart's Driver: "This will be trouble with Cabot!"
Bart: "Who's Cabot?"
Narrator: "Wondered Bart.
He was still surprised about Grandpa Dave, and now he had two puzzles to sort out. His driver explained."
Bart's Driver: "Cabot is a disagreeable ship. He never stops complaining."
Narrator: "His driver was right about Cabot. Today, the ship was more bad-tempered than ever."
Cabot: "Come on, come on, why aren't you goombas where you should be?"
Goombas: "There's no TV character, and we can only go where we're put!"
Narrator: "Shouted the goombas."
Goombas: "You're in the wrong place, not us!"
Narrator: "When Bart arrived, Cabot was sulking, and the goombas were crosser still."
Goombas: "Our stone is for Cabot. Please put us in a siding, so that we can load him up and be rid of him!"
Narrator: "But the goombas were being careless. As Bart was lining them up, they burst through a barrier."
Goombas: "Help! Help!"
Narrator: "They wailed.
But it was too late!"
Narrator: "Cried Cabot."
Cabot: "I'm sinking!"
Goombas: "Serves you right!"
Narrator: "Giggled the goombas."
Goombas: "You were always barging in and moaning!"
Narrator: "It took a very long time to clear the mess.
Bart watched as Cabot was towed to the beach."
Workmen: "There you are!"
Narrator: "Said the workmen."
Workmen: "Now you can just stay here. Children can play with you all day, and at long last, you'll be useful."
Narrator: "When Bart got home, he and Grandpa Dave exchanged all their news."
Grandpa Dave: "Well, we both had some seaside surprises today."
Narrator: "Laughed Grandpa Dave."
Grandpa Dave: "But driver says that I'm a special attraction anyway, and so are you. Every time we go on our own line."
Bart: "What do you mean?"
Narrator: "Asked Bart."
Grandpa Dave: "Well, all we have to do is smile and whistle at everyone!"