- Stan Marsh as Bart Simpson
- Kyle Broflovski as Milhouse Van Houten
- Eric Cartman as Nelson Muntz
- Kenny McCormick as Ralph Wiggum
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick: Party Posse, we rule the Earth. The greatest band since music's birth.
- Kyle Broflovski: We love to sweat and we love to sing.
- Eric Cartman: Were real funky, but not threatening.
- Kenny McCormick: Were the best band in the world.
- Stan Marsh: But we'd give it all up for that special girl.
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick: Your my special girl, Special girl, Your my special girl, Only you.