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  • Here's the full transcript to the Season 8 episode Spic and Span.

Transcript

  • Michael Brandon: It was a busy time on the Island of Sodor. The Railway Inspector was coming. The signals were checked. Platforms were scrubbed. Everyone wanted the railway to look its best. At last, the big day was here.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The Railway Inspector arrives today.
  • Michael Brandon: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Percy: What's a Railway In-spectacles?
  • Michael Brandon: Percy asked.
  • Gordon: Railway Inspector!
  • Michael Brandon: Gordon huffed.
  • Thomas: He comes to look at the railway every year.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: He checks that everything is spic and span.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And this year, he is to give a special prize to the best engine.
  • Michael Brandon: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So I want you all to look your best.
  • Thomas: A special prize.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas.
  • Percy: I wonder if we could win?
  • Michael Brandon: Asked Percy.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Michael Brandon: Gordon snorted.
  • Gordon: He's bound to give it to an express engine.
  • Emily: Or one with big wheels.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Emily.
  • James: I think he'll give it to a red engine.
  • Michael Brandon: Said James proudly.
  • Thomas: Don't listen to them.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: A really useful engine can look as grand as any engine.
  • Michael Brandon: That afternoon, Thomas and Percy arrived at the quarry. But as the stone was loaded onto the trucks, a big cloud of stone dust whooshed down and landed right on top of Thomas!
  • Thomas: Yuck!
  • Michael Brandon: Coughed Thomas.
  • Percy: Now you'll never win first prize!
  • Michael Brandon: Percy moaned.
  • Thomas: Don't worry, Percy!
  • Michael Brandon: Thomas puffed.
  • Thomas: All I need is a good washdown.
  • Michael Brandon: So Thomas raced off. But when he arrived at the washdown, Emily was already there, covered in soapsuds.
  • Thomas: I need to get clean for the inspection.
  • Emily: There's no need for you to get clean.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Emily.
  • Emily: I'm going to be the grandest engine there.
  • Thomas: I'll still win first prize.
  • Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed. And he steamed off to help Percy. Thomas and Percy puffed across the countryside. But when Thomas and Percy arrived at Brendham Docks, they saw Sir Topham Hatt. He was with the Railway Inspector.
  • Thomas: Oh, no!
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: The Railway Inspector! But I'm still dirty!
  • Michael Brandon: So Thomas raced back to the washdown. When Thomas got to the washdown, James was already there.
  • James: I'm going to be the shiniest at the inspection!
  • Michael Brandon: James sniffed.
  • James: There's no point in you even being there.
  • Michael Brandon: This made Thomas cross. He wanted to win first prize more than ever, but James' red coat did look very shiny.
  • Thomas: I hope my blue coat can look as shiny as James'.
  • Michael Brandon: Thomas puffed to himself. And he steamed back to the docks. Percy and Thomas shunted the quarry freight cars into place. When they had finished, Percy was dirty and Thomas was dirtier than ever. So they raced to the washdown as fast as they could. This time, Gordon was there.
  • Gordon: All done.
  • Michael Brandon: Gordon puffed proudly. Thomas thought Gordon looked splendid. Then James and Emily pulled into the station. They looked splendid, too. Emily's wheels looked shinier than ever and James' red paint sparkled in the sun. Now Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: There's no point in going to the inspection.
  • Michael Brandon: Thomas puffed sadly.
  • Percy: Of course we can win!
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Percy.
  • Percy: We just need a good clean.
  • Michael Brandon: Percy and Thomas were covered in soapsuds. They were scoured and scrubbed, and brushed and buffed. Percy loved being washed, but now Thomas was sad. He thought he would never look as grand as the other engines. James, Emily and Gordon were waiting for the Railway Inspector.
  • Gordon: The sunlight here makes my dome sparkle.
  • Michael Brandon: Gordon puffed proudly.
  • James: It makes my red paint look shinier than ever.
  • Michael Brandon: Said James.
  • Emily: And my wheels glimmer.
  • Michael Brandon: Emily added. The engines tried to find the sunniest spot in the coal yard. So James backed up. Suddenly, he bumped into the freight car. The freight cars rolled into a lever, then there was a whooshing sound.
  • James: Oh, no!
  • Michael Brandon: James puffed. Coal poured out everywhere! It poured onto the tracks, and all over Gordon, James and Emily. They weren't gleaming and shiny anymore. Sir Topham Hatt and the Railway Inspector arrived.
  • The Railway Inspector: These engines are filthy!
  • Michael Brandon: The Railway Inspector said crossly.
  • The Railway Inspector: I've never seen so much coal dust.
  • Michael Brandon: Just then, Gordon blew to clean his funnel; coal dust shot into the air. It covered Sir Topham Hatt and the Railway Inspector.
  • Gordon: Sorry. (coughs)
  • Michael Brandon: Coughed Gordon. At last, Thomas and Percy arrived. When the Railway Inspector saw Thomas and Percy, he was delighted.
  • The Railway Inspector: You two are just what engines should look like!
  • Michael Brandon: He said. Thomas and Percy won first prize. The Railway Inspector gave them each a special rosette. Thomas and Percy beamed with pride.
  • Thomas: I'm glad you made me come to the inspection.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas.
  • Percy: It's just like you said.
  • Michael Brandon: Puffed Percy.
  • Percy: A really useful engine can look as grand as any engine!

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