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Spike's Christmas Wonderland is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, Thomas' Christmas Wonderland. It features two first season episodes, one second season episode, one third season episode, one fourth season episode and one fifth season episode narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin, and a song.

Cast

  • Spike as Thomas
  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Filthy Rich as Henry
  • Big Macintosh as Gordon
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • Braeburn as Toby
  • Night Light as Donald
  • Hondo Flanks as Douglas
  • Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
  • Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel
  • Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
  • Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
  • Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
  • Randolph as Duke
  • Apple Bloom as Annie
  • Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
  • Mutant Toys (from Toy Story) as The Narrow Gauge Trucks
  • Featherweight as Terence
  • Owlowiscious as Harold
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley
  • Soarin as Duck (does not speak)
  • Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
  • Angel as Bertie (not named, does not speak)
  • Snips as Bill (cameo)
  • Snails as Ben (cameo)
  • Discord as Diesel (cameo)
  • Filthy Rich as BoCo (cameo)
  • Gummy as Trevor (cameo)
  • Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

  1. Snow
  2. Spike's Christmas Party
  3. Spike and the Missing Christmas Tree
  4. Featherweight the Pegasus
  5. Spike and Pipsqueak's Mountain Adventure
  6. Special Head

Song

  • The Snow Song

Transcript

Snow

Narrator: "It was wintertime in Equestria. The snow covered fields and paths. All the animals were hard at work, except Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Come on, Pipsqueak, this is no time to have a rest."

Pipsqueak: "I'm stuck."

Narrator: "Moaned Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "And my head's freezing up. Driver's gone for help."

Spike: "Hah!"

Narrator: "Huffed Spike, and went on his way.

Later, Spike had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep, and he got stuck. Spike was very cross."

Spike: "Snow is nothing but trouble!"

Narrator: "He moaned. Slinky was close by."

Slinky: "Driver says this winter is as bad as the worse winter of all."

Spike: "How worse?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Slinky: "I'll tell you."

Narrator: "Replied Slinky, and then the slinky dog did."

Slinky: "Woody was working the path to the slate mine in the mountains.

When the snow came, it was difficult to work. They used the snow as a double buffer zone to help stop mutant toys skidding through the ravine.

One day, Woody set off to the mine with some empty mutant toys.

Meanwhile, there was trouble at the mine. The winch that hauls the mutant toys up and down wasn't working properly.

Woody had reached the ravine. High above him were the mine yards."

Woody's Driver: "That snow looks dangerous."

Slinky: "Said his driver."

Woody's Driver: "The sound of your body and the mutant toys could cause an avalanche. I'll set up an emergency cap and see what happens."

Slinky: "Woody watched as the driver prepared it.

Then they ran over the cap." (Boom!) "The bang echoed around the gorge. Nothing happened."

Woody's Driver: "Good."

Slinky: "Said his driver."

Woody's Driver: "All's well. We'll have a cup of cocoa, and then make our way."

Slinky: "But high above them, all was not well. A long line of full mutant toys was about be winched down the slope. They had just started their journey when some empty mutant toys fell down. The winch groaned."

Mutant Toys: "Break it! Snap it!"

Slinky: "Shouted the mutant toys. And they did."

Mutant Toys: "On, on, faster, faster!"

Slinky: "They giggled."

Workman: "The snowbank and buffers will stop them."

Slinky: "Said a workman. But he was wrong. The mutant toys plunged into the ravine.

Woody and his driver heard the noise and looked up."

Woody and his Driver: "Avalanche!"

Slinky: "They cried."

(Avalanche falls on Woody)

Slinky: "When the snow ploomed clear, there was no sign of Woody. He was buried deep inside the high drift blocking the ravine.

And then came the funny part."

Spike: "What's the funny part about an avalanche?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Slinky: "Well...

No one knew that the heat from Woody's body had helped to make an igloo."

Workman #1: "It's a snowball."

Workman #2: "It's a snow house."

Workman #3: "It's a cowboy doll."

Slinky: "They cleared away the ice only to find Woody's driver and fireman drinking cocoa as if nothing had happened."

Spike: "Lucky for him. But it just goes to show you can't trust mutant toys."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Slinky: "Or snow."

Narrator: "Said Slinky. The men had just cleared the snow away from him when Big Macintosh puffed by with his machine."

Big Macintosh: "Hey look out, there's snow about!"

Narrator: "He stopped by the tunnel, and kicked loudly. Then it happened."

Big Macintosh: "Oh no."

(Avalanche falls on Big Macintosh)

Big Macintosh: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mac."

Spike: "If Woody survived a snowfall, surely a big proud horse like you can do the same."

Narrator: "Chuckled Spike.

Big Macintosh: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Moaned Big Mac from within, and then fell as silent as the snow."

Spike's Christmas Party

Narrator: "It was Christmas in Ponyville. All the animals were working hard. Spike and Braeburn were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch paths. Everyone was happy.

Only the fillies, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were complaining."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "It's always the same before Christmas."

Narrator: "They groaned."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "We feel so full, we feel so full."

Spike: "Oh, come on!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here."

Narrator: "By the side of the path was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them."

Spike: "It's Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Happy Christmas!"

Narrator: "Spike always felt better for seeing her."

Spike: "Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Goldie Delicious."

Narrator: "He said to himself.

When work was over, Spike went to see the other animals. All their fur had been cleaned."

Big Macintosh: "Hah!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us."

Spike: "Never mind that."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Goldie Delicious saved us from a nasty accident?

You remember when she was ill in bed and,"

Shining Armor: "Yes, of course."

Narrator: "Interrupted Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead."

Pipsqueak: "And you and Braeburn gave her presents."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak joined in."

Pipsqueak: "And Hoity Toity sent her to the seaside to get better."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Filthy Rich: "But,"

Narrator: "Said the other animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Filthy Rich: "The rest of us have never thanked her properly."

Spike: "Exactly."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party."

Narrator: "Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Hoity Toity would agree, as indeed he did. The animals were all busy making plans when silence fell.

Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "The weather's changed badly. Goldie Delicious is snowed up. Braeburn says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Spike. There's no party unless you do."

Narrator: "Spike hated snow, but he said bravely."

Spike: "I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must."

Hoity Toity: "There's a good dragon. You and Braeburn will manage splendidly."

Narrator: "Spike charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them.

But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further."

Spike's Fireman: "Look at that!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike's fireman."

Spike: "Here we are!"

Narrator: "An answering wave came from an upstairs window.

Then they heard a familiar sound."

Spike: "That's Featherweight the Pegasus."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He's come to help too."

Narrator: "Sure enough, Featherweight was working hard to clear a path to the road and safety.

At long last, the rescue was complete. Pipsqueak took the tired workmen home. Featherweight said goodbye to Goldie Delicious and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off.

The animals made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. There was no one to be seen. Spike's heart sank.

Suddenly, all the lights came on. What a marvelous site awaited Goldie Delicious."

Hoity Toity: "Well done!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm really proud of you all."

Narrator: "Goldie Delicious especially thanked the smaller animals."

Goldie Delicious: "Spike and Braeburn are old friends."

Narrator: "She said."

Goldie Delicious: "And now Pipsqueak, you are my friend too."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was very pleased."

Pipsqueak: "Three cheers for Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "He called."

Pipsqueak: "Peep, peep, peep!"

Narrator: "They all cheered."

Animals: "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"

Narrator: "Spike the Dragon and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever, and Goldie Delicious could think of nowhere she would rather live than here with them in Ponyville."

Spike and the Missing Christmas Tree

Narrator: "It was two days before Christmas. Many children were expected in Ponyville. All the animals were busy with the final preparations. Hoity Toity wanted this year's carol party to be an extra special celebration.

Hoity Toity was now waiting impatiently for Spike."

Hoity Toity: "Quickly now,"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Our Christmas Tree has arrived just in time. I want you to fetch it, Spike. Soarin can look after Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle until you get back."

Spike: "Will we be able to sing carols, too?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Hoity Toity: "We'll see."

Narrator: "Promised Hoity Toity."

Spike: "It would be nice to sing carols again."

Narrator: "Sighed Spike, as he set off on his important mission.

Spike collected the tree safely, but large snowdrifts lay ahead."

Spike: "I mustn't be late."

Narrator: "He thought."

Spike: "Hoity Toity is relying on me."

Narrator: "Whistling bravely, Spike tried to move, but he couldn't. There was worse to come!

Spike was snowed under!

Meanwhile, the other animals waited and waited. They were grumbling about Spike for being late."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Spike left the works safely, but snow has brought the telephone lines down. We must assume he is stranded."

Narrator: "The animals now felt sorry for Spike, and cold but confident, the unicorns set off to the rescue.

Suddenly, they came to a drift that was deeper than the rest."

Spike: "Help!"

Night Light: "Hush!"

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Night Light: "I can hear something."

Hondo Flanks: "Probably the wind."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Spike: "Help!"

Night Light: "No, listen!"

Narrator: "Insisted Night Light."

Spike: "Over here!"

Night Light: "Och! It's Spike! Come on, the poor wee dragon must be frozen to the scales in there!"

Narrator: "When the workmen arrived, it took some time to decide how to dig away the heavy drifts of snow. Spike's driver and fireman, who had taken shelter at a nearby cottage, joined the rescue. At last, Spike and the precious Christmas tree were freed from the snowdrift.

Then, they set off once more to finish their long journey.

Hoity Toity greeted them warmly."

Hoity Toity: "As a reward for all your hard work, you may go and enjoy the carols. Be quick now!"

Narrator: "At Ponyville Townhall, all was soon ready."

Hoity Toity: "One, two, three!"

Narrator: "Suddenly, like magic, the Townhall was flooded with lights."

Hoity Toity: "Ladies and gentlemen and children, I give you three cheers for Spike the Dragon and all his friends who have made this occasion possible!"

Narrator: "Suddenly, there was a strange flapping sound. Pipsqueak and Braeburn smiled. They knew who it was.

With landing lights shining brightly, Owlowicious touched down gently in the snow, bringing the greatest surprise of all; Santa Claus! Everyone cheered, and the party began.

Spike: "It's no fun getting stuck in the snow,"

Narrator: "Whispered Spike to Pipsqueak,"

Spike: "But it was worth it for this party. Happy Holidays, Pipsqueak! Happy Holidays, everyone!"

Featherweight the Pegasus

Narrator: "Autumn had come to Ponyville. The fields were changing from yellow stubble to brown earth, and a pegasus pony was hard at work as Spike puffed along.

Later, Spike saw the pegasus close by."

Featherweight: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said the pegasus."

Featherweight: "I'm Featherweight. I'm plowing."

Spike: "I'm Spike. My fillies and I are taking passengers. What ugly arms you've got."

Featherweight: "They're not ugly. They're wings."

Narrator: "Said Featherweight."

Featherweight: "I can go anywhere. I don't need the road."

Spike: "I don't want to go anywhere."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I like my road, thank you."

Narrator: "Winter came with dark clouds full of snow."

Spike's Driver: "I don't like it."

Narrator: "Said Spike's Driver."

Spike's Driver: "A heavy fall is coming. I hope it doesn't stop us."

Spike: "Puh."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Soft stuff. Nothing to it."

Narrator: "And he puffed off, feeling cold but confident.

They finished their journey safely, but by now, the country was covered."

Spike's Driver: "You'll need your boots for the next journey, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spikes: "Puh! Snow is silly soft stuff. It won't stop me."

Narrator: "The boots were heavy and uncomfortable and made Spike cross. He shook them, and he banged them, and when he got back, they were so damaged that his driver had to take them off."

Spike's Driver: "You're a very naughty dragon!"

Narrator: "He said to Spike.

Next morning, Spike's driver and fireman came early, and worked hard to mend the boots, but they couldn't make them fit.

Spike was pleased."

Spike: "I shan't have to wear them! I shan't have to wear them!"

Narrator: "He puffed to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. But they were rather worried."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "I hope it's all right. I hope it's all right."

Narrator: "They whispered to each other.

The driver was worried, too."

Spike's Driver: "It's not bad here,"

Narrator: "He said to the fireman,"

Spike's Driver: "But it's sure to be deep in the valley!"

Spike: "Silly soft stuff."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike."

Spike: "I didn't need those stupid old things yesterday, and I shan't today. Snow can't stop me!"

Narrator: "He rushed into a tunnel, thinking how clever he was, but there was trouble ahead."

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I'm stuck!"

Narrator: "And he was.

Spike's Driver: "Back, Spike, back!"

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Spike tried, but his feet spun and he couldn't move.

The conductor went for help, while everyone else tried to dig the snow away. But as fast as they dug, more snow slid down until Spike was nearly buried."

Spike: "Oh my legs and tail! I shall have to stop here till' I'm frozen. What a silly dragon I am!"

Narrator: "And Spike began to cry.

At last, a rabbit came to rescue the passengers, and then, who should come to Spike's rescue but Featherweight! Snow never worries him.

He pulled the empty fillies away, then came back for Spike.

Spike's feet were clear, but still spun when he tried to move.

Featherweight tugged and slipped and slipped and tugged, and at last dragged Spike clear of the snow, ready for the journey home."

Spike: "Oh, thank you, Featherweight. Your wings are splendid."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike's Driver: "I hope you'll be sensible now, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike: "I'll try."

Narrator: "Said Spike, and he puffed slowly away."

Spike and Pipsqueak's Mountain Adventure

Narrator: "If someday you should see Spike the Dragon puffing happily along the route, he may be on his way to a village nestled deep in the heart of Equestria.

One November morning, Spike called to all his friends."

Spike: "It's nearly Thanksgiving, and I'll bring you lots of letters and parcels."

Narrator: "But then, an early snowstorm came.

Ponyville was covered in thick snow. The animals found work difficult. Some had to help clear snow from the roads, and workmen hacked away at the frozen banks of ice.

Spike and Pipsqueak were collecting important mail for Thanksgiving."

Spike: "Driver says there's lots of mail for the village."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I'll need an extra changeling for it all."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was feeling left out."

Pipsqueak: "It's not fair. You're not leaving any mail for me."

Narrator: "But Pipsqueak's chance had come."

Spike's Driver: "There's been a change of plans."

Narrator: "Said Spike's driver."

Spike's Driver: "Hoity Toity needs us at the big station. Pipsqueak, you are to take Spike's load to the village."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was delighted, but Spike was sad."

Spike: "I won't be able to say Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak kindly."

Pipsqueak: "I'll do it for you."

Spike: "It's not the same."

Narrator: "Sighed Spike.

Pipsqueak was making good time on his way to the village when suddenly,"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Called his driver. There ahead was a fogman by the path. He was holding a red light."

Fogman: "The village is cut off by snow."

Narrator: "He shouted."

Fogman: "We need shovels, workmen and an owl. Leave your changelings in the siding, and go back quickly."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was soon hurrying to Owlowiscious' tree."

Pipsqueak: "Wake up, lazywings! The mountain villagers need your help. They're stranded."

Owlowiscious: "Whizzo!"

Narrator: "Replied Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "I like an emergency to keep me warm."

Narrator: "And he flew away."

Pipsqueak: "Now."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "What's next?"

Narrator: "Suddenly, there was Spike with Featherweight the Pegasus and the works trailer."

Spike: "Come on, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Whistled Spike."

Spike: "Follow me."

Narrator: "The two animals battled their way through the snow.

At last, they reached the village. Owlowiscious was already there busily dropping Thanksgiving dinner to people below.

Featherweight quickly got to work."

Featherweight: "Lovely stuff!"

Narrator: "He said, as he pushed the snow aside."

Villagers: "Well done, Pipsqueak! Well done, Spike!"

Narrator: "Cheered the villagers."

Spike: "Pipsqueak, I just remembered, your mail is still back at the siding, isn't it?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak hurried back to fetch it.

Just then, Braeburn arrived with Scootaloo."

Braeburn: "We've brought lots of hot drinks and food for the villagers."

Narrator: "He whistled.

That night, all the animals went back to the library, except Braeburn. The villagers had made a plan to thank the animals. They gave Scootaloo paint pots and parcels, then they set off through the moonlit countryside.

All the animals were fast asleep in the library as Braeburn ran silently into the yard. He had no idea what the villagers were going to do, but he knew it was going to be a big surprise.

When the animals woke the next morning, they could not believe their eyes. The library had been repainted and decorated. The animals cheered in delight, and everyone agreed that it was a really happy Thanksgiving."

Special Head

Narrator: "It was winter in Ponyville. Rex puffed nervously along the road. The top of his head had never been the same since his accident with some mutant toys. Now the biting wind was trying to blow it away."

Rex: "My head feels wobbly."

Narrator: "He complained."

Rex: "I wish manage would hurry up with my new one. He says it would be something special."

Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head and Randolph: "You and your special head."

Narrator: "Laughed the others. They were fond of Rex, but his special head had become quite a joke.

The winter wind grew worst. The rain came too, turning hillside streams into torrents, which threatened to wash the road away.

Slinky, the slinky dog, worked hard carrying workmen up and down the road. They were removing branches and leaves so water could flow away.

But one morning, Slinky's driver brought bad news."

Slinky's Driver: "There's been a washout near the tunnel. The road has been swept away. We must repair the damage immediately."

Narrator: "The important work took longer than expected. As days went by, the weather changed. It became frosty and much colder."

The workmen finished at last. Rex was most careful as he took the morning fillies over the mended bit of road.

Soon, they approached the tunnel. It was short and curved. So his driver could not see right through it. Rex was heading for trouble."

Rex's Driver: "There's something hanging from the roof."

Narrator: "Shouted his driver. Rex came out of the tunnel a different looking toy. He no longer had the top of his head."

Conductor: "Here's what hit you, Rex."

Narrator: "Called the conductor. And he produced a thick, cold icicle. They set off again, but without the top of his head, the journey was very difficult.

Then, his fireman saw an old box lying beside the road."

Rex's Fireman: "We'll use that instead of the top of your head. At least, it'll help you."

Narrator: "Rex finished his journey with the box wired to his body.

The others laughed, and Hamm sang a song about it."

Hamm: "Rex said again and again, his new head will put ours to shame. Went into a tunnel and lost his old head. Now his famous new head's a box!"

Narrator: "The teasing continued until at last the day came when his new head arrived.

Hoity Toity proudly presented it."

Rex: "Oh dear! Someone's squashed it."

Narrator: "Said Rex. But Hoity Toity laughed."

Hoity Toity: "Don't worry, Rex. This head is something special indeed. You'll soon see."

Narrator: "Rex's new head had special pipes, which made pulling much easier."

Rex: "I feel stronger than ever before!"

Narrator: "He hummed. Even Hamm was impressed."

Hamm: "I can't understand it. Rex just seems to stroll along the road. He makes work look so easy."

Narrator: "The others don't laugh at Rex's head now. They wished they had one like it."

The Snow Song

You wake to the silence, the bright afterglow
Now there's a surprise, for what do you know
It's snowing
Look, it's snowing
Little Jack Frost has been busy last night
The Town of Ponyville is a blanket of white
'Cause it's snowing
Yes, it's snowing
White Winter Wonderland
Beautiful day
Snow, snow, snow, snow
Snow, snow, snow, snow
There in the valley, someone you'll know
The purple dragon finds his way through the snow
Whistle blowing
Yes, it's snowing
It's a beautiful world; It's a lovely day
Cherish this moment, remember this day
'Cause it's snowing
Yes, it's snowing
White Winter Wonderland
Beautiful day
Snow, snow, snow, snow
White Winter Wonderland
Beautiful day
Snow, snow, snow, snow
Snow, snow, snow, snow
Stay, stay, please stay...

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