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Spike's Ponyvilleside Tunes is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US release, Thomas' Trackside Tunes. It features six songs, one fourth season episode and one fifth season episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Cast

  • Spike as Thomas
  • Filthy Rich as Henry
  • Big Macintosh as Gordon
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • Night Light as Donald
  • Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel
  • Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
  • Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
  • Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
  • Owlowiscious as Harold
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Mutant Toys (from Toy Story) as The Narrow Gauge Trucks
  • Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (not named)
  • Dr. Hooves as Oliver (cameo)
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (cameo)
  • Randolph as Duke (cameo)
  • Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
  • Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
  • Tank as Toad (cameo)
  • Everyone else as Themselves

Songs

  1. Night Light's Bird
  2. Hoity Toity
  3. Come for the Ride
  4. Owlowiscious the Owl
  5. Pipsqueak's Seaside Trip
  6. Accidents will Happen

Stories

  1. Big Macintosh and the Gremlin
  2. Slinky Helps Rex

Transcript

Night Light's Bird

I found a tweeter in my pocket.
She was very, very tame,
But she tweeted all night and through the day.
She was driving me insane.
My driver and my fireman
tried everything they know
To shoo the tweeter away from me,
But she did not want to go.
The tweeter clearly loves me
Was impossible to nab.
So now we have befriended her.
She rides on my back.
She tweets in stations big and small.
She tweets at people too.
Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
But I call her my tweeteroo!
She makes me so happy
With her little ways.
So happy, it's true.
Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
But I call her my tweeteroo!
Tweeting here, tweeting there
she is tweeting everywhere
Tweet, tweet, choo, choo, choo,
she's my little tweeteroo.
She's tweeting here and there
She's tweeting everywhere
Tweet, tweet, shoo, shoo, shoo.
She's my tweeteroo!
Now everybody love's her
They love to hear her tweet
But when we have to say goodbye
they ask when she'll be back
She's captured everybody's heart
She knows just what to do.
Now everyone calls her Night Light's Bird
But she's my tweeteroo!
She makes me so happy
With her little ways.
So happy, it's true.
Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
But I call her my tweeteroo!
Tweeting here, tweeting there
she is tweeting everywhere
Tweet, tweet, choo, choo, choo,
she's my little tweeteroo.
She's tweeting here and there
She's tweeting everywhere
Tweet, tweet, shoo, shoo, shoo.
She's my tweeteroo!
She's my tweeteroo!
She's my tweeteroo!

Hoity Toity

His name is Hoity Toity
Some people say he's - Stout!!
Rather rotund, really quite round
But he doesn't see it like that
He considers he's a gentleman of merit,
with a town exquisitely fine
But his main aim is to see that his animals
run right on time!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
One day he was having breakfast,
when Spike decided to call
He arrived unexpected
and quite uninvited
Straight through the dining room wall!
"My goodness!" said the Fashion Critic,
"why didn't you knock at the door?
This won't do at all, just look at my wall
and my breakfast on the floor!"
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
He's so proud of his animals
Each and everyone
And though he's strict and meticulous
Favourites he has none
If ever there is trouble,
you know who will be there
"If there's ever a crash, a smash or a muddle,
he's there on the double, no trouble!"
'Cos it's Hoity Toity's Town!
When Filthy Rich stayed in the tunnel,
everyone tried to push.
But Hoity Toity would have none of that,
"My doctor has forbidden me to push!"
And one day the wind blew his hair off!
A goat in the field saw his chance...
He just picked up the hair, said "Thank you for that!"
And ate it up for lunch!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity Toi-ty!

Come for the Ride

All your friends in Ponyville would like you all to see
Just how much fun rockin' in the town can be
So won't you come along and join them for the ride
Just hang on tight, catch your breath, and come for the ride!
Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
Watch Mr. Potato Head go, he can really rock 'n' roll
He can slip, he can slide, he can sway from side to side
So when you hear him coming and you hear his whistle blow
You'd better step aside 'cause he can go go go!
Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
Now we're really moving, movin' to an' fro
Everyone around shouting "More! More! More!"
Can't get enough, can't get enough of these thrills
And just when you think you can't take anymore
You'd better hang on tight 'cause here we go again
Slip slide come for the ride!
Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
Now Big Mac's in a hurry, 'cause Spike made him wait
We'll have to go much faster, we really can't be late
Soon the buffalo was rockin', it swayed from side to side
With the bath water spillin' and a-splashin' inside
Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
Movin', movin' down the path Swingin', sway from side to side
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' an' a-reelin' in the town tonight
Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
Come for the ride!

Big Macintosh and the Gremlin

Narrator: "Early one morning, Big Macintosh was feeling tired."

Fire Lighter: "I don't know what's wrong."

Narrator: "Sighed the fire lighter."

Fire Lighter: "There must be gremlins about."

Pipsqueak: "What are gremlins?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I've heard they're little green men who play tricks."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Can we find one?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Gremlins don't exist, they're just an excuse for when things go wrong."

Spike: "If fire lighter says there are gremlins, there are!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky.

Hoity Toity had heard everything."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I am expecting a V.I.P., a very important person today. She has heard that that all my animals are really useful. Please prove it."

Spike, Pipsqueak and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir!"

Narrator: "They said."

Pipsqueak: "As long as the Gremlins let us."

Hoity Toity: "What Gremlins?"

Pipsqueak: "The one's in Big Mac's head, sir. That's why he's not ready yet."

Hoity Toity: "I'll see about that."

Narrator: "Thundered Hoity Toity, and he did."

Hoity Toity: "Big Mac, I expect you to be on your best behavior today. You are to bring the special buffalo for my special visitor. But no high speeds, please; she won't like that."

Narrator: "Big Mac was proud and pleased.

He was waiting for his special buffalo when Pipsqueak puffed in with some coal."

Pipsqueak: "What's the matter, Big Mac? You're late."

Big Macintosh: "Driver says there's gremlins in the turntable."

Narrator: "Replied Big Mac."

Pipsqueak: "They must be everywhere!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Pipsqueak.

At last, the turntable was mended, and Big Mac puffed away with the special buffalo.

He was soon working hard to make up for lost time.

After he arrived at the station, Hoity Toity became concerned."

Hoity Toity: "Where's Spike?"

Narrator: "He wondered."

Hoity Toity: "He's supposed to be bringing my visitor from the harbor."

Big Macintosh: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Spike isn't really useful if he's late."

Narrator: "But it wasn't long before Spike arrived."

Spike: "I'm sorry, a cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away, but driver says your visitor is here safe and sound."

Hoity Toity: "Indeed she is."

Narrator: "Smiled Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "How nice to see you."

Pipsqueak: "Who is it?"

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I don't know,"

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "But Hoity Toity is certainly keen to please her. He's arranged a special party for her."

Pipsqueak: "She's got a dog."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

(Gremlin barks)

Spike's Driver: "Come on, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "You need a drink."

Big Macintosh: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Puffed Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Spike is just a lazy little dragon. Hoity Toity is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Spike."

Narrator: "Big Mac's driver decided to make up for lost time.

Then there was trouble."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "I think we'd better slow down, this is an old path and could make things very uncomfortable for the V.I.P."

Narrator: "And it did. She was taking a bath, and the water was slopping about all over the place."

Mayor Mare: "Ohhhh!"

Narrator: "She cried.

Big Mac was very relieved to reach his final destination, where Spike was waiting to collect Hoity Toity and his special visitor.

He blew an extra-long whistle. This frightened the visitor's dog so much, that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.

The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again, onto the platform, and over the bridge.

He didn't stop until he jumped straight onto Spike."

(Gremlin Barks)

Narrator: "But he had a wonderful ride, all the way to the harbor."

Spike's Fireman: "What's the dog's name?"

Narrator: "Asked the fireman."

Mayor Mare: "Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him 'Gremlin'."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity chuckled."

Hoity Toity: "In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha ha!"

Spike: "Excuse me, sir, but who is your very important visitor?"

Hoity Toity: "Why, didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother, and she agrees with me, you are indeed, really useful animals, and my mother, of course, is always right."

(Hoity Toity chuckles)

Owlowiscious the Owl

Who do you call when the chips are down
When your back is against the wall
When there's no way out
And time is running out
And you're heading for a fall?
High in the sky
Suddenly comes the hero
You can rely on him
Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
First to the rescue should help be required
Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
Courage is his name
So look to the skies, should danger arise
Look to the skies, for Owlowiscious will be there
He is a natural hero
He is guardian of the skies
And down through the years there are many tales
Of his courage in the skies
Out from the clouds
Suddenly comes the hero
We recognize that sound
Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
First to the rescue should help be required
Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
Courage is his name
So look to the skies, should danger arise
Reach for the sky, for Owlowiscious will be there
Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
First to the rescue should help be required
Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
Courage is his name
So look to the skies
See how he flies
You can rely
For Owlowiscious will be there

Pipsqueak's Seaside Trip

The sun is shining, it's a lovely day.
It won't be long before we're on our way.
The guard is waiting, flag in hand.
He blows his whistle, we're off to sea and sand.
The sky is blue, there's not a cloud in sight,
So much excitement, didn't sleep all night.
Now Pipsqueak's rushing through the countryside,
With people waving as we (peep peep) whistle by.
Seaside, we're off to the seaside.
Ice cream in cones,
Candy floss on your nose.
Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
We're gonna have a lovely day.
Just one more hill to climb and we'll be there.
Sounds of the seaside start to fill the air.
Then someone shouts out excitedly
"Look over there, everybody, I can see the sea!"
Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
Buckets and spades, all the fairground arcades.
Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
We're gonna have a lovely day.
And when it's cold in wintertime,
Still you can be there any time.
Just close your eyes, count 1-2-3,
Dream your dream and once again be by the sea.
Hoity Toity arrives to greet the line.
He is so pleased that Pipsqueak's right on time.
So much excitement, so much glee.
We're all together with Pipsqueak by the sea.
Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
Building sandcastles with buckets and spades.
Seaside, we're all at the seaside.
Oh, what a lovely, lovely, day.
Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
Picnics and paddling, swimming all day.
Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
Oh, what a lovely, lovely day.
Thank you, Pipsqueak, for such a lovely day.
Hooray!

Accidents will Happen

Thrills and spills in Ponyville, it's a life of happiness,
But sometimes impatience can lead to carelessness.
Some think they are smart cats
And some just know it all,
But sooner or later we all find out that...
Accidents happen now and again,
Just when you least expect.
Just when you think that life is okay,
Fate comes to collect!
Accidents happen now and again, when people or animals get smart.
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
Accidents will happen just like that!
Your best laid plans can turn upside-down,
If you get too confident.
Sometimes you will slip and slide if that's Lady Luck's intent.
One minute you're riding high,
The next you're on the ground.
But please remember
Whatever the weather
You must take care 'cause...
Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
Put it down to experience!
Accidents happen now and again,
Just don't take it all to heart,
'Cause if you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
Accidents will happen, just like that!
The warning signs are there for us to see most of the time,
But sometimes we take chances, ignore the danger signs,
Fate can surprise you with no reason or rhyme.
Make sure you learn your lesson. You'll know better next time!
Accidents happen now and again, just when you least expect.
Just when you think that life is OK,
Fate comes to collect!
Accidents happen now and again when people or animals get smart.
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
Accidents will happen just like that!
Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
Put it down to experience!
Accidents happen now and again, just don't take it all to heart.
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
Whatever you're doing is not what you're thinking,
Accidents, incidents,
Accidents - Incidents
Accidents happen just like that!

Slinky Helps Rex

Narrator: "Everyday, where the toys work, the crisp air is suddenly filled with a familiar noise. The lakes and mountains have many visitors, and Owlowiscious the Owl flies the sky making sure no one's in trouble."

Owlowiscious: "All present and correct. Time to return to home."

Narrator: "Then Owlowiscious noticed something. A slinky dog was coming round the mountain.

Owlowiscious flew lower for a closer inspection."

Owlowiscious: "I'm Owlowiscious. Who are you?"

Slinky: "I'm Slinky."

Narrator: "Replied the slinky dog."

Owlowiscious: "Don't recall seeing you before. What brings you this way?"

Slinky: "Hoity Toity sent me to help the other toys."

Narrator: "Huffed Slinky. This was no time for a chat with a owl."

Owlowiscious: "Well done! Cheers! And keep up the good work."

Slinky: "Cheeky feathers!"

Narrator: "Muttered Slinky."

Slinky's Driver: "Not long now."

Narrator: "Encouraged the driver."

Slinky's Driver: "We'll soon be at the top station."

Narrator: "Rex and Hamm were glad to see Slinky. Even so, Hamm wouldn't stop grumbling. The mutant toys didn't like Hamm and wanted to play tricks on him."

Big Macintosh: "No one understands our feelings."

Narrator: "Sympathized Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Now if you were ill, you couldn't arrange mutant toys, could you?"

Hamm: "Good idea!"

Narrator: "Replied Hamm."

Hamm: "I'll try it."

Narrator: "He did so next morning."

Hamm: "I don't feel well at all."

Narrator: "He groaned. There wasn't time to examine him, so some of his mutant toys were lined up behind Rex's fillies.

Slinky promised to follow with the rest.

Rex didn't mind the extra work. He left his fillies at the station, and trundled cheerfully on.

Soon, they reached the quarry where the mutant toys were needed.

Empty mutant toys at the bottom of a slope are hitched to a cable. Loaded ones at the top are hitched to another. By their weight, loaded mutant toys run down the steep slope pulling the empty ones up.

Rex duly waited at the bottom of the slope for the loaded mutant toys. He never bumped mutant toys, unless they missed behaved.

But the loaded mutant toys couldn't see him properly. They thought he was Hamm. Their chance for trickery had come."

Loaded Mutant Toys: "Faster, faster!"

Narrator: "They yelled."

Empty Mutant Toys: "No, no!"

Narrator: "Wailed the empty mutant toys."

Empty Mutant Toys: "It's Rex!"

Narrator: "But it was no use!"

Loaded Mutant Toys: "Hurrah, hurrah!"

Narrator: "Roared the mutant toys. Rex shut his eyes."

(CRASH!)

Rex: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: Wailed Rex. Slinky was working nearby, and came to help clear up the mess."

Slinky: "Bust my paws!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Slinky."

Slinky: "Never mind, Rex. We'll get you out."

Narrator: "Rex felt battered. His head was creaked and his stomach dented."

Rex: "Thank you, Slinky."

Narrator: "He sighed, and limped slowly home."

Hamm: "I'm sorry about your accident."

Narrator: "Said Hamm."

Hamm: "I always stand well back. Mutant toys don't like me."

Rex: "Why didn't you warn me?"

Hamm: "I didn't think."

Hoity Toity: "You never do! You can start thinking now while you're doing Rex's work, as well as your own! That'll teach you to pretend you were ill."

Narrator: "Hamm did start thinking about Big Mac.

When the wreckage was cleared away, Slinky set off along the road."

Owlowiscious: "Splendid to see you again."

Narrator: "Whizzed Owlowiscious."

Owlowisicious: "I'm completing my evening look about."

Slinky: "Well done! Cheers! And keep up the good work."

Narrator: "And the slinky dog walked back home."

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