This is all of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends.


  • Spike as Thomas
  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Filthy Rich as Henry
  • Big Macintosh as Gordon
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • Braeburn as Toby
  • Soarin as Duck
  • Night Light as Donald
  • Hondo Flanks as Douglas
  • Snips as Bill
  • Snails as Ben
  • Caramel as Harvey
  • Discord as Diesel
  • Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
  • Diamond Tiara as Arry (I know, Diamond Tiara is female)
  • Silver Spoon as Bert (I know, Silver Spoon is female)
  • Cheese Sandwich as Salty
  • Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
  • Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
  • Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
  • Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
  • Angel as Bertie
  • Gummy as Trevor
  • Trixie as Elizabeth
  • RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Jack
  • GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Alfie
  • Hoops as Max
  • Tito Swing (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver (Pack)
  • Harry Cupper (from Shining Time Station) as Kelly
  • Billy Twofeathers (from Shining Time Station) as Byron
  • Rusty McRail (from Shining Time Station) as Ned
  • Little Strongheart as Isobella
  • Owlowiscious as Harold
  • Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Spitfire as Miss Jenny
  • JB King (from Shining Time Station) as The Foreman
  • Tucker Cooper (from Shining Time Station) as Cyril the Fogman
  • Sapphire Shores as Alicia Botti
  • Noteworthy as Stepney (does not speak)
  • Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
  • Sweetie Bella as Clarabel (does not speak)
  • Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
  • Featherweight as Terence (does not speak)
  • Dr. Hooves as Oliver (cameo)
  • Score as George (cameo)
  • Royal Riff as Butch (cameo)
  • Lightning Dust as Tiger Moth (I know, Lightning Dust is female) (cameo)
  • Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (cameo)
  • Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
  • Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
  • Twist as Nancy (cameo)
  • Garble as Bulgy (mentioned)


  1. Cheese Sandwich's Secret
  2. Caramel To The Rescue
  3. No Sleep For Gustave
  4. A Bad Day For Owlowiscious the Owl/A Bad Day For Owlowiscious
  5. The Great and Powerful Trixie
  6. The Fogman
  7. RS Mr. Conductor Jumps In
  8. A Friend in Need
  9. It's Only Snow
  10. Unicorn Trouble
  11. The World's Strongest Draconequus
  12. Scaredy Ponies
  13. Pipsqueak & The Haunted Mine
  14. Middle Animal
  15. Cranky and The Red Balloon
  16. Jack Frost
  17. Big Macintosh Takes a Tumble
  18. Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch
  19. Horn Bother
  20. Braeburn Had A Little Lamb
  21. Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak
  22. Spike the Jet Dragon/Spike & The Jet Engine
  23. Shining Armor The Very Useful Unicorn/Shining Armor The Really Useful Unicorn
  24. Dunkin Potato Head
  25. Slinky Saves The Day
  26. Faulty Whistles


Cheese Sandwich's Secret

Narrator: "All the animals in Ponyville love their work. But sometimes there is too much work. That's when Hoity Toity brings new animals to the town.

Cheese Sandwich the Party Pony is one of these animals. He loves to tell tales of parties."

Cheese Sandwich: "We partied until the old pony had a lot of fun. Ah, it's good to be useful!"

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich is excited about coming to Ponyville. Some towns had parties. Cheese Sandwich loves parties. Soon, Cheese Sandwich arrived at his job."

Cheese Sandwich: "Hey there! Cheese Sandwich, pride of all parties. I'm a new earth pony, and I'm here to give you some help."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails didn't think they needed any help. Especially from a earth pony."

Twilight Sparkle: "Welcome to Center Ponyville Quarry."

Narrator: "Twilight Sparkle said proudly. Cheese Sandwich looked all around. Everywhere he looked he saw nothing but rocks."

Cheese Sandwich: "A quarry?"

Narrator: "He cried."

Cheese Sandwich: "There must be some mistake. I'm a party pony."

Twilight Sparkle: "You're a quarry pony now."

Narrator: "Twilight said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Hoity Toity. Cheese Sandwich was sad that he wouldn't be working with parties. But he knew what it meant to be a Really Useful Pony. And he set to work at once."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich said."

Cheese Sandwich: "At least there be changelings."

Twilight Sparkle: "You'd better mind them."

Narrator: "Twilight said."

Twilight Sparkle: "They can be a bother."

Snips: "He won't last five minutes."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snails: "Those changelings will trip him up soon enough."

Narrator: "Said Snails.

But to Snips and Snails' surprise, the changelings seemed to give Cheese Sandwich no trouble at all."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins and the pony yawns. Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins-"

Narrator: "Sang Cheese Sandwich."

Changelings: "And the pony yawns."

Narrator: "Sang the changelings.

Thanks to Cheese Sandwich, Hoity Toity's important job was almost done. Snips and Snails were surprised, and a little jealous."

Snails: "Here comes Mister Show-off."

Narrator: "Groused Snails."

Twilight Sparkle: "You have to admit he's got a knack with those changelings."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Snips: "Driver says he'll bore the tails off us with his stories."

Narrator: "Huffed Snips. But Cheese Sandwich didn't say a word. He didn't come near the house.

Twilight was worried. She walked alongside and asked him what he was doing on his own."

Cheese Sandwich: "Oh, I thought I might catch a bit of party breeze."

Twilight Sparkle: "You really do miss the parties, don't you?"

Narrator: "Asked Twilight."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "I do."

Narrator: "But Cheese Sandwich knew the quarry work was important. The next day, he tried to show Snips and Snails his secret with the changelings."

Cheese Sandwich: "I like working to a musical rhythm."

Narrator: "He said."

Cheese Sandwich: "And so do the changelings. Why don't you give it a try, you guys?

Here we go, here we go, here we go."

Snips and Snails: "No we don't, no we don't, no we don't, don't don't.

Narrator: "But try as they might, Snips and Snails could not move the changelings the way Cheese Sandwich could.

Later that day, Hoity Toity came to the quarry. He was surprised to see the job had been completed."

Hoity Toity: "Well done."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Twilight Sparkle: "It was Cheese Sandwich."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "We couldn't have done it without him."

Hoity Toity: "Then I've got a bigger job for you, Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yes, sir. What kind of quarry is it?"

Hoity Toity: "Quarry?"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm sending you to Sugar Cube Corner."

Cheese Sandwich: "Sugar Cube Corner?!"

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich exclaimed."

Cheese Sandwich: "Sugar Cube Corner always helps with parties! Oh, thank you sir!"

Narrator: "He said."

Cheese Sandwich: "This reminds me of a time in Manehatten."

Narrator: "And Cheese Sandwich was telling stories again.

Cheese Sandwich loves Sugar Cube Corner. He gets more work done than any three ponies and feels Really Useful. And only the changelings know his secret."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins and the pony yawns."

Caramel To The Rescue

Narrator: The animals in Hoity Toity's town love the Train Station. There's always lots of work to keep them busy. And they enjoy seeing new arrivals in Ponyville.

An exciting new arrival was a pony Gustave Le Grand was unloading. It was heavy."

Gustave: "This makes my wings ache!"

Narrator: "Groaned Gustave."

Hoity Toity: "This is Caramel, the Earth Pony."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said proudly. The other animals thought Caramel looked strange. Caramel was happy to be on the ground. He didn't like dangling from Gustave's arms at all."

Hoity Toity: "These gentlemen are the Town Board."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Tomorrow, Caramel will give them a demonstration. If it goes well, he will join the town."

Pipsqueak: "What's a dimmer station?"

Spike: "Demonstration."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "It's when you show off what you can do."

Angel: "Like when Spike and I have a race."

Narrator: "Said Angel.

That evening, Spike had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Caramel standing near the library. Caramel could hear the other animals talking about him. This made him sad."

Filthy Rich: "Caramel's different."

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Shining Armor: "He doesn't even look like a pony."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Big Macintosh: "Surely Hoity Toity won't let him take buffaloes."

Narrator: "Sniffed Big Macintosh."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "He's just Gustave on hooves!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "He's not taking my mail!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak.

Spike felt sorry for Caramel."

Spike: "Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends."

Narrator: "But Caramel wasn't sure he wanted to stay where no one wanted him.

The next morning, Hoity Toity sent the animals off to a useful day's work."

Caramel: "Maybe my coming here wasn't such a good idea, sir."

Narrator: "Caramel chuffed sadly."

Hoity Toity: "Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Caramel: "But the animals don't like me. I'm too different."

Hoity Toity: "Different is what makes you special."

Narrator: "And that made Caramel feel better.

Out on the branch path, Pipsqueak was having trouble with the changelings."

Changelings: "Faster we go. Faster was go. Pull him along. Don't let him slow!"

Pipsqueak: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. His driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. He went off the path at Garble's Bridge.

Luckily, no one was hurt. Angel arrived and was pleased Pipsqueak was all right. But he was also very cross."

Angel: "You've blocked the path!"

Narrator: "Angel snapped. He was worried he wouldn't get the gentleman of the Town Board to the demonstration on time.

When Hoity Toity heard the news, he went straight to Caramel."

Hoity Toity: "I need you to rescue one of my animals."

Caramel: "I'll do my best, sir."

Narrator: "Caramel said bravely. And he set off immediately.

Caramel soon arrived and went to work."

(Caramel puts Pipsqueak back on the path)

Narrator: "In no time, Pipsqueak was back on the path. The gentleman of the Town Board were very impressed."

Hoity Toity: "That was the best demonstration of all! The gentlemen of the Town Board have decided you shall join the town."

Caramel: "Oh, thank you, sir!"

Narrator: "Said Caramel proudly.

That night, Caramel heard the animals talking again. This time it was different."

Big Macintosh: "Well done, Caramel!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Very useful!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "You can take my mail."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Spike: "You see,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Different can be good."

Narrator: "All the animals agreed."

Animals: "Welcome to the Ponyville Town!"

Narrator: "They called. Caramel smiled happily."

No Sleep For Gustave

Narrator: "The Ponyville Harbor is one of the busiest harbors on all of Equestria. It's where ships and animals alike are busy day and night, every day of the year.

But Poor Gustave le Grand never gets a nap! He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time! And his only company are the gulls who settle on him, so Gustave is always cranky."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ahoy there, Gustave!"

Narrator: "Cried Cheese Sandwich."

Gustave: "Where have you been?"

Narrator: "Snapped Gustave."

Cheese Sandwich: "And a good day to you, too, Captain."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails arrived for work, full of mischief."

Gustave: "Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Snapped Gustave."

Gustave: "I Haven't got all day!"

Snips: "You're no fun!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Snips."

Gustave: "You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here!"

Narrator: "Snapped Gustave."

Snips: "So that's why you're cranky."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snails: "You're lonely."

Narrator: "Said Snails."

Gustave: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Gustave cranked."

Cheese Sandwich: "So, it's company you be needing?"

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "Reminds me of a lonely old Grand Banks Lighthouse keeper."

Gustave: "Not another one of your stories!"

Narrator: "Cried Gustave.."

Snips and Snails: "Oh, Please, Cheese Sandwich."

Narrator: "They chimed."

Snips and Snails: "We haven't heard it."

Cheese Sandwich: "Twas in the middle of a wee naughty storm."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich began."

Cheese Sandwich: "The likes of which you see once in a lifetime."

Narrator: "This made Gustave very cranky. So cranky, that he swung his arm around, and dropped the pipes onto the ground, instead of the boxes."

Gustave: "Whoops."

Narrator: "Said Gustave."

Cheese Sandwich: "You've blown the main now, matey!"

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich.

The animals were trapped."

Snips and Snails: "You're gonna get into trouble!"

Narrator: "Sang Snips and Snails."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was in his office, being measured for a new suit. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the harbor. Hoity Toity knew that any delay at the harbor could cause trouble."

Hoity Toity: "You have made a terrible mess, Gustave."

Narrator: "He said sternly."

Gustave: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Gustave whispered."

Hoity Toity: "You animals will have to stay here tonight until Caramel clears up this mess in the morning."

Narrator: "Gustave's heart sank, as Cheese Sandwich uttered those fateful words..."

Cheese Sandwich: "This reminds me of a story.

It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring.

He barely made it round the cape. After a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch, he sailed into port, and crashed his bow about 15 feet from my own feet.

Luckily, no one was hurt."

Gustave: "Except my ears."

Narrator: "Wailed Gustave."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues, and brave little ships, and when the sun rose, he was still talking, and talking, and talking."

Gustave: "I can't take any more!"

Narrator: "Groaned Gustave.

Caramel arrived."

Caramel: "Hoity Toity sent me to help clear away this mess."

Narrator: "He puffed proudly.

Gustave was so glad the animals would be leaving soon, he forgot to be cranky."

Gustave: "I'll never misbehave again,"

Narrator: "He promised."

Gustave: "As long as I don't have to listen to any more of Cheese Sandwich's stories!"

Narrator: "And after Caramel, and the workmen had cleared the mess, Gustave worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the cargo, helped speed the animals on their way, and said 'please' and 'thank you'."

Spike: "This is new."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike.

But he had spoken too soon. Gustave couldn't help himself."

Pipsqueak: "It was nice while it lasted."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak.

And all the animals laughed,

but Gustave was still cranky!"

A Bad Day For Owlowiscious the Owl/A Bad Day For Owlowiscious

Narrator: "Owlowiscious the Owl loves flying. Up in the bright blue sky, over Ponyville, he looks out for anyone in distress.

Sometimes he delivers the mail. This makes Pipsqueak very cross."

Owlowiscious: "The mail run is done. Is there any more? I can deliver it for you in a jiff! That's what friends are for."

Pipsqueak: "Delivering the mail is a pony's job!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak grumpily.

Pipsqueak has many jobs, but carrying the mail is his favorite. It makes him feel really useful.

The next morning, Pipsqueak was happily delivering the mail."

Pipsqueak: "Must be on time, must be on time!"

Narrator: "He chuffed.

But up ahead, there was trouble with the signal box. It was broken. The signal engineers did not know how long it would take to fix. Pipsqueak had to stop, It's not safe for animals to run without signals. But Pipsqueak was very upset."

Pipsqueak: "I'm going to be late."

Narrator: "He cried."

Pipsqueak: "And it's not even my fault!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was in his office enjoying his toast and marmalade when he heard the news."

Hoity Toity: "Pipsqueak is stuck at a broken signal? Then Owlowiscious must take the mail."

Narrator: "Poor Pipsqueak was still waiting, and still upset. The last time he was held up, the mail was given to Owlowiscious."

Pipsqueak: "It made me feel like a really useless filly."

Narrator: "He sighed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Well, the mail must arrive on time."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Just then, they heard a familiar sound coming from above."

Owlowiscious: "Hello!"

Narrator: "Said Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "Hoity Toity says you need my help. That's what friends are for!"

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. But Hoity Toity had made up his mind. There was nothing Pipsqueak could do.

Pipsqueak's driver helped lead the mailbags into Owlowiscious' cargo net."

Owlowiscious' Pilot: "Maybe we should take the mail bags a few at a time."

Narrator: "Said Owlowiscious' pilot."

Owlowiscious' Pilot: "They're very heavy."

Owlowiscious: "I'd have to make too many trips. Then I'd be as slow as Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "And so they loaded all the mail into Owlowiscious' net at once. And the engineer continued to work on the signal.

Just as they finished loading, a signal engineer cried out."

Signal Engineer: "It's fixed!"

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Wait, Owlowiscious!"

Narrator: "Shouted Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm ready to go!"

Narrator: "But it was too late. Owlowiscious had already taken off. Pipsqueak watched the mail disappear. He was upset.

But then they all heard a strange sound."

Owlowiscious' Pilot: "Watch for those trees, Owlowiscious!"

Narrator: "Cried his pilot."

Owlowiscious: "My net is too heavy!"

Narrator: "Wailed Owlowiscious."

Pipsqueak: "Owlowiscious is in trouble!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak cried."

Pipsqueak: "We must try to help him!"

(Owlowiscious crashes into a haystack)

Pipsqueak: "Are you all right?"

Narrator: "Called Pipsqueak."

Owlowiscious: "Just get someone to pull me out of this haystack."

Narrator: "Sputtered Owlowiscious. And Pipsqueak did, as fast as he could.

The next day, Owlowiscious was better and he was flying again. Pipsqueak was very pleased to see him."

Pipsqueak: "Want to take the mail, Owlowiscious?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak teased."

Pipsqueak: "I'll stand by with the rescue team!"

Narrator: "All the animals cheered. And Owlowiscious hovered so low that only Pipsqueak could hear."

Owlowiscious: "Thanks for getting help to pull me out of that haystack, my friend!"

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "That's all right."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That's what friends are for!"

The Great and Powerful Trixie

Narrator: "Spike the Dragon enjoys taking specials. Today, he was bringing a special to the docks. His load was to go onto a cargo ship. The ship was scheduled to depart at sundown. Spike had to get to the docks before then. But the load was very heavy. So Spike puffed as hard as he could. He pulled so hard he broke his toe.

He wasn't going anywhere."

Spike: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Spike said."

Spike: "I'll be late."

Narrator: "His driver saw an old shed near the road."

Spike's Driver: "If there's a telephone in there, I could call for help."

Narrator: "He said."

Spike: "Hurry."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "And be careful. It looks spooky."

Narrator: "Then a voice boomed from inside the shed."

Trixie: "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep!"

Narrator: "Spike hoped it wasn't a ghost. Then his driver appeared."

Spike: "Is it a ghost?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike nervously."

Spike's Driver: "It's a surprise."

Narrator: "His driver teased. Then the fireman took some of Spike's food and headed off to the shed."

Spike's Driver: "She could get us to the fitter's yard."

Narrator: "His driver said."

Spike's Fireman: "If her body holds."

Narrator: "Added the fireman anxiously."

Spike: "What kind of surprise is that?"

Narrator: "Spike wondered."

Spike's Driver: "Spike, meet Trixie."

Narrator: "Said his driver. At last, the doors opened and out chuffed a dirty, grimy unicorn."

Trixie: "So you're the baby dragon that's hurt himself."

Narrator: "She sniffed. Spike was cross."

Spike: "And you're just an old unicorn!"

Narrator: "He retorted."

Trixie: "That would be vintage unicorn!"

Narrator: "Snapped Trixie."

Trixie: "And I haven't much time to fetch your toe."

Narrator: "The driver was concerned. Trixie was making awful grinding sounds."

Spike's Driver: "She's not made for hills."

Narrator: "He said anxiously."

Spike's Driver: "You're losing strength!"

Narrator: "He called."

Trixie: "Just catching my breath."

Narrator: "Trixie puffed.

And finally, she made it.

When Trixie returned with Spike's toe, she was pleased with herself."

Trixie: "And next time, don't be so careless!"

Narrator: "She scolded. Spike thought Trixie was the rudest unicorn he had ever met, but he was happy to get his new toe.

Spike made it to the docks just in time."

Hoity Toity: "What took you so long?"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity. Spike told him about his broken toe. He wanted to tell him how rude Trixie had been, when she rolled up."

Trixie: "Oh, it's you!"

Narrator: "Said Trixie, looking at Hoity Toity."

Trixie: "Have you learned to drive properly yet?"

Spike: "She's in trouble now."

Narrator: "Spike said to his driver."

Hoity Toity: "Trixie!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity fondly."

Hoity Toity: "My first unicorn. I thought you have been lost."

Narrator: "They were old friends. It was too much for Spike. Then Trixie told Hoity Toity how she'd been left in the shed for years.

Hoity Toity was so pleased Trixie had been found, he asked Jem Cole to restore her to her originally beauty.

And soon, Trixie had bright blue fur with a purple wizard hat and cape."

Hoity Toity: "You're the grandest blue unicorn in the whole town."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Trixie: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Trixie even more proudly. And Spike had to agree, she did look grand."

The Fogman

Narrator: "It was winter in Ponyville. The first fogs had began to roll in from the sea.

Spike, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle love the quiet of the valley. But Spike must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the path.

Tucker Cooper has a very important job. He puts detonators on the path to warn the animals when there's fog ahead."

Spike: "Oooh!"

Narrator: "Shivered Spike, as he ran over the detonator."

Spike: "That made my feet tingle."

Spike's Driver: "Tucker's done his job."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "We'd better slow down. There's fog ahead."

Spike: "Thank you, Tucker!"

Narrator: "Said Spike.

That night, at the library, Hoity Toity had something special to show the animals. It was very large and strange looking."

Pipsqueak: "What is it?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "It's a new invention; a Ponyville Foghorn."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "It warns you when there's fog ahead like this."

(Foghorn goes off, and some slate from a roof fall off)

Pipsqueak: "That's loud!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Too loud!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "Sounds like a tugboat to me!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Big Mac. Spike looked worried."

Spike: "What will Tucker do now?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Hoity Toity: "He'll be getting a much needed rest."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable."

Spike: "Poor Tucker."

Narrator: "Whispered Spike."

Spike: "He's been scrapped."

Narrator: "The next day, Pipsqueak was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly..."

(Foghorn goes off)

Pipsqueak: "Oh jeepers!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That foghorn is so loud, it rattles my ears. It doesn't even make my hooves tingle."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Still, we better slow down."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's fog ahead."

Narrator: "The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake.

No sooner was Pipsqueak out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another."

(A rock slide falls and blocks the path)

Narrator: "Before long, the path was blocked, and the foghorn was crushed.

Not faraway, Spike was puffing happily right on time."

Spike: "I can't see a thing!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. And then, before he could think of anything else..."


Spike: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "What happened to the foghorn?"

Spike's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "But at least nobody's been hurt."

Spike's Fireman: "Braeburn will be coming down the path any minute."

Narrator: "Said his fireman."

Spike: "If there's no foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He'll run into us!"

Tucker Cooper: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Called a voice from the fog."

Spike: "It's Tucker!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I hope he's in time."

Narrator: "Braeburn and his filly, Scootaloo were chuffing along. Braeburn was looking forward to a well earned drink at the station when..."

Braeburn: "Fog detonators!"

Narrator: "Puffed Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "There must be fog ahead."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "We'd better slow down."

Narrator: "And just around the next bend, with his hooves still tingling, Braeburn was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Spike's wreck.

Soon the path was cleared, and Spike was back on the road."

Spike: "If it hadn't been for Tucker,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Braeburn might have had a worst accident than me."

Hoity Toity: "Instead of replacing Tucker with the foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "We'll replace the foghorn with Tucker. You're clearly more reliable."

Tucker Cooper: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Tucker."

Braeburn: "And thank you."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Spike: "New inventions are all very well."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Pipsqueak: "But they don't make my hooves tingle."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

RS Mr. Conductor Jumps In

Narrator: "It was a tingly spring morning in Equestria. Spike was excited. Hoity Toity had sent him to collect a special from Spitfire the Wonderbolt."

Spitfire: "Spot on, Spike!"

Narrator: "Spitfire said."

Spitfire: "You'd make a mother proud."

Spike: "Thanks, Spitfire."

Narrator: "He said."

Spike: "Is this my special?"

Spitfire: "Very special."

Narrator: "She answered."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "He said proudly."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I can use magic dust and check to see the trains are on their way."

Spike: "I can breathe fire."

Narrator: "Boasted Spike."

Spitfire: "And I can get you two chatterboxes off to the station."

Narrator: "Laughed Spitfire."

Spike: "Is this your first job at Ponyville Station?"

Narrator: "Called Spike."

RS Mr. Conductor: "It's my first job in Equestria!"

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor called back."

Spike: "Look out for Hoops."

Narrator: "Spike added."

Spike: "He's trouble."

Narrator: "Soon Spike brought RS Mr. Conductor to Ponyville Station.

All the staff were busy preparing the station for the arrival of a new train. RS Mr. Conductor couldn't wait to join in. He appeared towards a small piano player."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm Mr. Conductor. Can I help?"

Tito Swing: "Oh my, no."

Narrator: "Tito replied kindly."

Tito Swing: "Help Billy."

Narrator: "Billy Twofeathers was working on a signal."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm Mr. Conductor. Can I help?"

Billy Twofeathers: "I don't need help."

Narrator: "Said Billy."

Billy Twofeathers: "Try Harry Cupper."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "He said proudly."

Little Strongheart: "Mind my hide!"

Narrator: "Snapped the buffalo."

Harry Cupper: "Little Strongheart!"

Narrator: "Scolded Harry."

Little Strongheart: "Sorry. Welcome to the pack."

Harry Cupper: "And if you want to work,"

Narrator: "Said Harry."

Little Strongheart: "See Mr. JB King, Esquire."

Narrator: "Little Strongheart said cheekily."

Little Strongheart: "He's in charge."

Narrator: "JB King introduced RS Mr. Conductor to his operator."

Operator: "I'm here to help you work safely."

Narrator: "Said the operator."

JB King: "No speeding and no horseplay,"

Narrator: "Added JB King."

JB King: "Now go help GC Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Yes sir!"

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor eagerly, and he raced off."

Operator: "Remember!"

Narrator: "Called the operator."

Operator: "Safety first!"

Narrator: "GC Mr. Conductor is an 18-inch tall conductor. He makes the hardest job seem like play."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm RS Mr. Conductor. I'm here to help!"

GC Mr. Conductor: "More help means more work. More work means more fun. I'm GC Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "The two Mr. Conductors were working hard and having wonderful fun. Suddenly, a huge Pegasus roared by."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Hoops!"

Narrator: "GC Mr. Conductor cried."

RS Mr. Conductor: "So that's Hoops."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Spike was right. He is trouble."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Look out, Mr. Conductor!"

Narrator: "Cried GC Mr. Conductor. Hoops stopped just in time.

RS Mr. Conductor refused to move."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Stop bullying!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor bravely."

Hoops: "Can't you take a joke?"

Narrator: "Hoops grumbled and dieseled away."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Thank you, cousin!"

Narrator: "Said GC Mr. Conductor.

Then JB King shouted."

JB King: "Tito, move these nickels!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'll do it!"

Narrator: "Cried RS Mr. Conductor. He gathered a lot of nickels."

Operator: "Stop!"

Narrator: "Shouted his operator. But he didn't stop. He was too eager to help."

Little Strongheart: "No!"

Narrator: "Shouted Little Strongheart. But it was too late."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "He cried."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oops."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor spluttered.

Spitfire was glad RS Mr. Conductor wasn't hurt, but she was disappointed."

Spitfire: "Safety first."

Narrator: "She said firmly."

Spitfire: "Means you don't rush in where you don't belong."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm sorry, Spitfire."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor said sadly."

Spitfire: "Maybe you're not ready for the railroad."

Narrator: "Sighed Spitfire."

Spitfire: "We'll see if you can do better tomorrow."

Narrator: "After Spitfire returned to Cloudsdale, RS Mr. Conductor was sad. Little Strongheart could see he was unhappy."

Little Strongheart: "You're a good conductor."

Narrator: "She said."

GC Mr. Conductor: "And a good friend."

Narrator: "Said GC Mr. Conductor."

Spike: "Being a good friend is important."

Narrator: "Said Spike. That made RS Mr. Conductor just a bit better."

A Friend in Need

Narrator: "Spike walked along the path, thinking about his new friend, RS Mr. Conductor."

Spike: "I hope he's doing better today."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike. Yesterday, RS Mr. Conductor had broken the rules and had gotten into trouble.

The staff was building a railway line beneath the old quarry bridge. The two Mr. Conductors were loading Hoops' cart. Gold dust flew everywhere. Work had never been so much fun.

RS Mr. Conductor felt very proud. He worked hard, been very good and followed all the rules. But he was worried Spitefire wouldn't let him stay.

Rusty McRail was cheerfully clearing garbage. Rusty has a big bucket and a big heart. Sometimes his bucket was too full."

Hoops: "Careful, bumbleman!"

Rusty McRail: "Sorry."

Narrator: "Said Rusty cheerfully.

Spike couldn't wait to get to the old bridge. He knew the staff were working there. He could see how RS Mr. Conductor was doing.

Back at the site, JB King shouted..."

JB King: "Tito, these nickels need moving now."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'll move it."

Narrator: "Cried RS Mr. Conductor."

GC Mr. Conductor: "RS Mr. Conductor!"

Narrator: "Before anyone could stop him, RS Mr. Conductor raced under the bridge. He was just about to grab a handful when he remembered Spitfire's warning. 'Don't jump in where you don't belong.'"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Tito Swing,"

Narrator: "He said."

RS Mr. Conductor: "This is your job, not mine."

Tito Swing: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Tito said politely."

Harry Cupper: "Well done, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Called Harry."

GC Mr. Conductor and Spitfire: "Yes, well done."

Narrator: "Chimed GC Mr. Conductor and Little Strongheart. RS Mr. Conductor beamed proudly.

Later, Rusty was moving under the bridge. He oiler had told him to lower his hat."

Rusty McRail: "I must be careful, I must be careful, I must be careful."

Narrator: "Then there was trouble. Rusty hadn't lowered his hat far enough. It knocked loose the important keystones. The bridge started to crumble.

Spike puffed towards the bridge, unaware of the danger ahead."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Spike!"

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor jumped in and lifted his arms up against the bridge. He pushed with all his might. Spike saw the flagman. His driver applied the brakes, but it was too late."

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike. RS Mr. Conductor didn't let go.

Finally, Spike's driver backed Spike to safety."

Harry Cupper: "Hold on, RS Mr. Conductor!"

Narrator: "Called Harry, and he rushed to help. RS Mr. Conductor couldn't hold the bridge any longer."

Harry Cupper: "Are you alright, RS Mr. Conductor?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I think so."

Narrator: "Spike brought RS Mr. Conductor back to Cloudsdale. RS Mr. Conductor was afraid Spitfire would be cross with him. After all, he had jumped in and damaged his arms. But Spitfire was pleased."

Spitfire: "Spot on, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "She said."

Spitfire: "You'd make a mother proud."

Spike: "And a dragon grateful."

Narrator: "Spike chuffed."

Spitfire: "It's off to the hospital with you tomorrow, RS Mr. Conductor. The staff can't have a conductor with bent arms."

RS Mr. Conductor: "You mean I can stay?"

Spitfire: "I wouldn't have it any other way."

Narrator: "Spitfire grinned."

Harry Cupper: "We're a cracking crew!"

Narrator: "Laughed Harry."

Little Strongheart: "And all the better for RS Mr. Conductor being here."

Narrator: "Said Little Strongheart."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Welcome to the railroad, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Cheered GC Mr. Conductor. RS Mr. Conductor was so happy, he couldn't think of anything to say. So he just blew his whistle.

As Spike walked towards the Library, he felt very happy."

Spike: "Yes."

Narrator: "He said."

Spike: "Welcome to the railroad, RS Mr. Conductor."

It's Only Snow

Narrator: "It's winter holiday time in Ponyville. It's very cold, but the animals don't mind. They love this time of year when the buildings look jolly in their decorations. There is plenty of work with passengers and parcels to be delivered no matter what the weather."

Shining Armor: "Driver says there's more snow on the way."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We'll soon be wearing our snow boots."

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Filthy Rich: "You'll enjoy that. Won't you, Spike?"

Narrator: "Teased Filthy Rich."

Spike: "You know I won't."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I don't like my boots."

Narrator: "Sure enough, that night, the wind blew and the snow fell heavily.

The next morning, Hoity Toity arrived. He told the animals they were to wear their snow boots."

Hoity Toity: "And you are to collect a special from Sweet Apple Acres. It's needed for the village feast on Braeburn's route."

Narrator: "Spike was excited about his special, but not about his snow boots."

Spike: "Please sir, my boots are awkward and uncomfortable. Do I have to wear them?"

Hoity Toity: "Everyone has to wear snow boots."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity.

The fitters, his driver and fireman all helped with Spike's boots."

Spike's Driver: "We'll have to try that again."

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Spike: "Big horrid awkward things!"

Narrator: "Spike grumbled.

He was much happier when he arrived at Sweet Apple Acres and saw his special. It was a beautiful Christmas tree."

Shining Armor: "The tree will have lights, and stand in the middle of the village."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Make sure you get it to Braeburn safely."

Spike: "I will."

Narrator: "Said Spike.

Spike arrived at the train station, and Braeburn was very happy to see him."

Braeburn: "The villagers will be delighted with this tree."

Narrator: "Braeburn said."

Braeburn: "I'm glad you had your boots. I can't clear the snowdrifts by myself."

Narrator: "Spike couldn't see there was a huge rock buried under the snow. Suddenly, his snow boots hit the rock."

Spike: "Bouncing hands!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Spike: "My boots are broken!"

Narrator: "His driver tried to stop, but the broken boots hit the water tower."

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Spike's Driver: "We can't go any further."

Narrator: "Said Spike's driver."

Spike's Driver: "And there's no one to help us."

Spike: "But the villagers need their tree."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Let me try again. I'm sure I can make it."

Narrator: "It wasn't easy without the boots, but Spikes was determined.

He pushed, and he pushed, and he pushed. Spike was trying as hard as he could, but there was just one snowdrift after another.

Finally, Spike and Braeburn were pulling into the village station. Spike whistled and the villagers cheered when they saw their beautiful tree."

Villagers: "Hooray!"

Narrator: "They said."

Villagers: "Hooray!"

Narrator: "The next day, Hoity Toity sent for Spike. Spike was worried. What would Hoity Toity say about his broken snow boots? But Hoity Toity wasn't cross, he was very pleased."

Hoity Toity: "The villagers had a wonderful feast."

Hoity Toity: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You were very brave to take on that snow without your boots."

Spike: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Hoity Toity: "As you know,"

Narrator: "Continued Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "There are no spare boots. So, you'll just have to do without yours for a while."

Spike: "Oh, thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Grinned Spike."

Unicorn Trouble

Narrator: "Night Light and Hondo Flanks are unicorn fathers. They're practical, peppery, and proud.

They nearly always work together.

One day, Night Light and Hondo Flanks were chuffing through the countryside, hauling a heavy load.

Down the line, Gummy the Baby Alligator had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the road, the cart's wheels broke off. Then Gummy heard a whistle."

Gummy: "Oh, no!"

Narrator: "Gummy cried."

Narrator: "Night Light could see the cart!"

Night Light: "Stop!"

Narrator: "He cried. Night Light's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late!"


Narrator: "Luckily, no one was hurt."

Night Light: "Stop being pushy!"

Narrator: "Night Light snapped."

Hondo Flanks: "Don't call me 'pushy'!"

Narrator: "Hondo snapped back."

Night Light: "You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart!"

Narrator: "Huffed Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "You pulled me, you mean!"

Narrator: "Argued Hondo."

Night Light: "Didn't!"

Hondo Flanks: "Did!"

Night Light: "Did not!"

Hondo Flanks: "Did too!"

Narrator: "Before long, the path was cleared, and Night Light and Hondo Flanks were on their way.

The unicorns were so cross, they refused to speak to each other for the rest of the day.

The next day, Hoity Totiy needed an animal to help Soarin at the smelter's yard.

Night Light: "May I go, sir?"

Narrator: "Said Night Light, eagerly."

Hoity Toity: "I only need one animal."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Not two."

Night Light: "I am only one animal, sir."

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Night Light: "And I would like to work with Soarin."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was surprised, but agreed.

Spike was worried."

Spike: "Won't you miss one another?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Spike: "I know I'd miss Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle."

Hondo Flanks: "I'll work better on my own!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Hondo."

Night Light: "I have work to do."

Narrator: "Huffed Night Light.

At first, Night Light enjoyed working with Soarin.

Then, things started to go wrong."

Night Light: "Did you put those changelings onto the other path?"

Narrator: "Night Light asked."

Soarin "You said you wanted them on the other path."

Narrator: "Soarin replied."

Night Light: "Not that other path; the other other path."

Narrator: "Night Light was cross."

Night Light: "Hondo Flanks would have known what I meant."

Narrator: "He huffed.

Hondo was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside.

But Hondo had no one to share it with.

Although he tried not to, he was beginning to miss his friend.

That night, Hondo's driver took him to visit Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "I was just passing."

Narrator: "Said Hondo."

Night Light: "Have you come to say you're sorry?"

Narrator: "Night Light sniffed. This made Hondo very cross."

Hondo Flanks: "I've nothing to be sorry for!"

Narrator: "He said, and steamed away in a huff.

The next day, Night Light was in a bad mood. Soarin could see he was getting too close to the barriers.

Soarin: "Look out!"

Narrator: "He shouted. But it was too late."


"Night Light's driver was very cross."

Night Light's Driver: "This wouldn't have happened if you were working with Hondo Flanks!"

Narrator: "He said. Night Light knew he was right, and Soarin knew he couldn't pull Night Light back onto the path. So he went for help.

Hondo was sadly finishing his work as Soarin steamed into the depot."

Soarin: "Night Light is in trouble!"

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Hondo Flanks: "Night Light in trouble?"

Narrator: "Hondo cried."

Hondo Flanks: "I'm on my way!"

Narrator: "And he steamed off as fast as he could.

Hondo struggled and struggled. He finally pulled his friend gently back onto the path.

He was relieved Night Light wasn't hurt."

Night Light: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Night Light said."

Night Light: "And I'm sorry."

Hondo Flanks: "No, I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Night Light: "I'm sorry!"

Narrator: "Insisted Night Light."

Soarin: "Don't argue about who's sorry!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Soarin."

Soarin: "Just be glad you're back together!"

Narrator: "And they were."

The World's Strongest Draconequus

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville like feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. They work hard to complete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay.

But the troublesome changelings delighted mischief, and their mischief causes trouble, as poor Filthy Rich found out."

Hoity Toity: "Filthy Rich has had an accident and been sent for repairs."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "There are no other animals available. So Discord will help until Filthy Rich returns."

Animals: "Yes sir."

Narrator: "Huffed the animals, but they weren't happy. The animals didn't like Discord. He was always being rude and always showing off."

Pipsqueak: "I hope Filthy Rich's mended soon."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Spike: "He moves more changelings than three creatures put together."

Narrator: "Agreed Spike."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings are no one's friends."

Narrator: "Huffed Big Macintosh.

The next day, Discord was working at the docks."

Discord: "When Hoity Toity sees how good I am."

Narrator: "He bragged to the changelings."

Discord: "He'll get rid of animals once and for all."

Narrator: "This gave the changelings an idea. As Discord was arranging them together, they started to sing."

Changelings: Is that all you can haul? Filthy Rich's loads are longer. Is that all you can haul? Filthy Rich must be stronger.

Narrator: "Discord was cross. He was sure he was stronger than Filthy Rich."

Discord: "I'll push you all at the same time."

Narrator: "He said. The changelings giggled."

Changelings: Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.

Discord: "That's me!"

Narrator: "Said Discord."

Discord: "The world's strongest draconequus!"

Narrator: "And Discord arranged five changelings together, then ten, then fifteen.

Soon he had an enormous line of twenty changelings."

Pipsqueak: "What's Discord doing?"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Spike: "He thinks he's the world's strongest draconequus."

Narrator: "Replied Spike.

Discord didn't know the shunters had set the brakes on the changelings. The changelings knew, but encouraged Discord to push anyway."

Changelings: "Push, push, push!"

Narrator: "Discord pushed, and he pushed, and he pushed, but the changelings didn't move. So Discord decided to pull the changelings instead."

Changelings: Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we won't go.

Narrator: "Sang the changelings. This made Discord very cross. He pulled, and he pulled, and he pulled."

(Chain breaks)

Discord: "Help!"


Discord: "Grease and oil!"

Narrator: "Discord sulked, as the changelings laughed and laughed.

Hoity Toity looked down crossly at Discord."

Hoity Toity: "I thought you would be a proper dockyard draconequus, but I was wrong."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Can you make up for lost time, Filthy Rich?"

Filthy Rich: "Oh yes, sir."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich replied happily.

He backed up to the changelings and the shunters released the brakes. Then Filthy Rich pulled away as easy as pie, and the animals cheered.

Discord was sent home in disgrace. But the animals had learned a lesson."

Spike: "Even troublesome changelings can do you a favor sometimes."

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Pipsqueak: "Like getting rid of a smelly old draconequus."

Narrator: "Puffed Pipsqueak."

Scaredy Ponies

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville look forward to Halloween. They love Hoity Toity's fireworks and the children dressing up as wizards and witches.

They also love Shining Armor's spooky stories."

Shining Armor: "They say that on Halloween, the ghost pony returns to the smelters looking for his lost whistle: Whoo, whoo!"

Animals: "Ooh, aah, spooky!"

Narrator: "The animals said all shivering a little.

Later, Hoity Toity arrived.

Hoity Toity: "Spike, Pipsqueak and Soarin, I have a special job for you. You are to collect some scrap from the smelters yard tonight."

Pipsqueak: "On Halloween?"

Hoity Toity: "Don't worry. You'll be back in time for the fireworks."

Spike: "Pipsqueak isn't worried about missing the fireworks."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "He's a scaredy pony."

Pipsqueak: "I am not!"

Narrator: "Called Pipsqueak. But he was, a little.

At the smelters, all Pipsqueak could think about was Shining Armor's ghost pony.

Spike knew Pipsqueak was scared. So he teased him even more."

Spike: "What's that up there?"

Narrator: "Spike squeaked."

Spike: "Is it a spook?"

Pipsqueak: "It's just a piece of twisted scrap."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said nervously."

Pipsqueak: "Isn't it?"

Narrator: "Spike was having fun. He kept on teasing Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Careful, the ghost pony doesn't get you."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Pipsqueak: "There's no such thing as ghosts!"

Narrator: "Snapped Pipsqueak.

Soarin felt sorry for Pipsqueak."

Soarin: "Nobody's brave all the time."

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Pipsqueak: "But I'm not a scaredy pony."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak insisted.

The job was nearly complete."

Yard Manager: "Well done."

Narrator: "The yard manager said."

Yard Manager: "Now I'll need one animal to finish up."

Narrator: "Soarin wanted to pay Spike back for all his teasing."

Soarin: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "He said."

Soarin: "I'm sure Spike wouldn't mind stay."

Spike: "Of course not."

Narrator: "Spike boasted."

Spike: "I'm not a scaredy dragon."

Narrator: "So Soarin and Pipsqueak left."

When Spike was by himself, every sound and every shadow was spooky. He was beginning to feel very scared."

Spike: "There's no such thing as ghosts."

Narrator: "He said nervously."

Spike: "Who's there?"

Narrator: "Spike was so busy looking for ghosts, he didn't watch where he was going.

The chains felt like ghost fingers."

Spike: "Something's got me."

Narrator: "Spike jumped and set off an old steam whistle."

(Old whistle blows)

Spike: "The g-g-ghost whistle!"

Narrator: "Said Spike, and he raced away as fast as his feet could carry him."

Spike: "The ghost pony is after me!"

Soarin: "It was naughty of Spike to tease you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Pipsqueak: "He was only playing."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I hope he hurries up. I wouldn't want him to be late for the fireworks."

Spike: "He's after me!"

Soarin: "I don't think he'll be late."

Narrator: "Said Soarin.

Soarin and Pipsqueak joined the other animals for the fireworks."

Pipsqueak: "Where's Spike?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak asked."

Pipsqueak: "He'll miss all the fun."

Soarin: "It would serve him right after all his teasing."

Narrator: "Soarin said. But Pipsqueak was worried. He went to look for his friend.

He found Spike all alone in the library."

Pipsqueak: "Are you all right, Spike?"

Narrator: "He said."

Spike: "Yes. I'm sorry I teased you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Spike: "Soarin was right. We all feel scared sometimes."

Pipsqueak: "And we all have to say sorry sometimes."

Narrator: "Said his friend."

Pipsqueak: "So come on, Spike, we can watch the fireworks just as well from here."

Narrator: "And he was right."

Pipsqueak & The Haunted Mine

Narrator: "In the summertime, the stationmasters enjoy a friendly competition for the most beautiful building in Equestria. The animals love to help too.

One evening, Hoity Toity came to the library."

Hoity Toity: "I want Pipsqueak to collect some flower bushes for Sugar Cube Corner."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "They're at Canterlot."

Pipsqueak: "Canterlot?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Pipsqueak: "Y-y-yes sir."

Narrator: "He added nervously.

Pipsqueak chuffed anxiously through the thickening fog. He doesn't like traveling to Canterlot at night. The road passes through a junction next to a spooky old quarry mine.

Pipsqueak hoped the light at the junction would be green. He didn't want to stop next to the mine. But the light was red. He had to stop.

Suddenly he saw something."

(Chimney sinks into the ground)

Pipsqueak: "Bouncing hooves!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. His driver hadn't seen the old chimney sink into the ground. The light changed. Pipsqueak was so scared, he raced away as fast as he could.

The next day, Pipsqueak was telling Night Light and Hondo Flanks about the disappearing chimney."

Night Light: "It's the naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Teased Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Wee fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Hondo Flanks: "It's legend. They steal your hooves and filch your head!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak didn't want to believe them, but he wasn't sure.

Hoity Toity was waiting for Pipsqueak at the School."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to collect some changelings from the abandoned mine."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Y-y-yes sir."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak answered. But he really didn't want to go there again.

Pipsqueak hoped he wouldn't see anything else disappear. He slipped into the sidings and buffered up to the changelings."

Pipsqueak: "Spooky!"

Narrator: "Stammered Pipsqueak. Suddenly, another building at the old mine sank into the ground."

(Building sinks into the ground)

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What was that?"

Narrator: "Shouted his driver."

Pipsqueak: "Double bouncing hooves!"

Narrator: "Shrieked Pipsqueak. He was so scared, he lurched forward and rammed the changeling."

Pipsqueak: "Naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. He raced away faster than before, all the way back to Sugar Cube Corner.

Pipsqueak's driver told Hoity Toity what they had seen."

Pipsqueak: "It's the naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "They like to cause trouble. It's legend!"

Hoity Toity: "Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "The old buildings are collapsing at empty mine shafts. That's all."

Pipsqueak: "But I saw the gnomes!"

Narrator: "Protested Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "Of course you did."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Garden gnomes."

Pipsqueak: "Garden gnomes?"

Hoity Toity: "To decorate Sugar Cube Corner."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "They're not scary. Garden gnomes bring good luck."

Narrator: "And he ordered Pipsqueak to return immediately and get them.

Pipsqueak was scared, but he knew he had to be responsible. So he carried on."

Pipsqueak: "I'm not scared, I'm not scared."

Narrator: "He waited for something else spooky to happen. But it didn't, and Hoity Toity was right. The garden gnomes weren't scary at all.

His driver and fireman had collected the gnomes, and Pipsqueak took them straight back to Sugar Cube Corner.

Later that week, the stationmaster thanked Pipsqueak."

Stationmaster: "We wouldn't have won our competition without your garden gnomes, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was very proud."

Pipsqueak: "You were right, sir. Naughty gnomes can be lucky after all."

Middle Animal

Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals love their work. Big Macintosh likes pulling the express buffaloes, Spike likes his branch line and Pipsqueak likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle animal. It's no fun being stuck in a middle.

One morning, Pipsqueak was cheerfully collecting coal changelings from the smelter's yards, where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon worked. They like to play tricks on other animals. Pipsqueak didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, bother!"

Narrator: "Huffed Pipsqueak crossly."

Diamond Tiara: "Little white piggy in the middle!"

Narrator: "Diamond Tiara teased. Pipsqueak's driver was cross. With coal changelings in front and coal changelings behind, Pipsqueak had to go slower.

Cranky was in the yard when Pipsqueak was walked slowly by."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ha, ha! It's Pokey Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Cranky laughed."

Pipsqueak: "You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant.

One by one, he shunted his coal changelings onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Pipsqueak was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble.

Filthy Rich arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal changelings and the coal changelings bumped into Pipsqueak. Pipsqueak was pushed onto the loading ramp."

Pipsqueak: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak was hoisted up, tipped over and brought back down again.

After Pipsqueak was loaded back onto the ground, the manager was very cross."

Manager: "You have caused confusion and delay!"

Narrator: "He said."

Manager: "I'll have to report this to Hoity Toity."

Narrator: "That night, Hoity Toity spoke severely to Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "I'm very disappointed in you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You know it's against the rules to go onto the tipper's loading ramp."

Pipsqueak: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said sadly."

Pipsqueak: "But it wasn't my fault. It's because those rude fillies made me a middle animals."

Hoity Toity: "Never the less, you will arrange changelings in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky, thinking of what he can hear."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I can handle those fillies with scratched legs and a busted body!"

Hoity Toity: "Then you will do Pipsqueak's run to the smelter."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Cranky.

The next day, Cranky arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."

Diamond Tiara: "Hello, Cranky."

Narrator: "Said Diamond Tiara."

Diamond Tiara: "Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Just get my changelings ready and stay out of my way!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky importantly."

Silver Spoon: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Silver Spoon chimed greasily.

Cranky cheerfully backed up to his changelings. He was certain he had fooled Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, but he was wrong."

Diamond Tiara: "Little brown piggy in the middle!"

Narrator: "Chortled Diamond Tiara."

Silver Spoon: "Just like Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Jeered Silver Spoon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I am not like Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'm not a middle animal and I'm not moving."

Narrator: "And he didn't.

When Hoity Toity heard the news, he sent Pipsqueak to fetch Cranky. This made Pipsqueak happy.

He buffered up to Cranky and took him, along with all the changelings, to the docks."

Manager: "Right on time."

Narrator: "Said the manager."

Manager: "But what is that big brown donkey doing in the middle?"

Pipsqueak: "Learning."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak replied."

Manager: "Learning what?"

Pipsqueak: "Learning to be a middle animal."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak laughed. Cranky covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was no good. There was only one big brown donkey in Ponyville, and everyone knows his name is Cranky!"

Cranky and The Red Balloon

Narrator: "It is summer holiday time in Ponyville. Vacationers come from far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the town. It is the busiest time of the year for Hoity Toity's animals.

Spike was excited. Hoity Toity had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to the Ponyville Airfield."

Pipsqueak: "What have you got there?"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Spike: "A balloon."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Pipsqueak: "A party balloon?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak excitedly."

Spike: "No."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "This is a very special balloon."

Narrator: "And he chuffed away.

Soon Spike arrived at the airfield. And hot air was puffed into the balloon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What is that?"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Spike: "A hot-air balloon."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "It will take vacationers on rides around the town."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Taking vacationers on rides around the town is our job."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Cranky jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot-air balloon rose silently up into the sky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What if the hot-air balloon takes our passengers away?"

Narrator: "Chuffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What will happen to us then?"

Narrator: "This made Spike worried. Suddenly he wasn't so excited about the balloon.

The balloon could be seen by everyone in Ponyville. Soarin gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Noteworthy."

Night Light: "Why, it's a floating basket with folks in it."

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Whatever will they dream up next?"

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks.

Cranky and Spike were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot-air balloon."

Spike: "If it takes our passengers away,"

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Spike: "There'll be no use for us animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Passengers should travel with animals!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Not in silly balloons."

Narrator: "Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them."

Man: "We're out of hot air!"

Narrator: "Shouted a voice."


Narrator: "Cried Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What's happening?"

Narrator: "Crash! Bang! Wallop! went the balloon, and landed right on top of Cranky. He was so scared, he let out a huge breath of air, which blew the balloon up again.

The balloon rose into the air once more."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "Well done, Cranky!"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "Your breath did the trick."

Spike: "Oh no, Cranky!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "You saved the hot-air balloon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I didn't mean to."

Narrator: "Groaned Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Now it's sure to take our passengers."

Narrator: "Wherever Cranky went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the town. He felt he should be taking those passengers."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Roads are better than hot air any day!"

Narrator: "Cranky arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Hoity Toity was waiting too."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Cranky!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But now the passengers will ride in the hot-air balloon."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity laughed."

Hoity Toity: "You're right, Cranky."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "But they will need a ride home, with a donkey."

Narrator: "Cranky was delighted.

Hoity Toity was right. The animals were busier than ever, taking vacationers to and from the airfield.

Whenever Cranky sees the red balloon, he whistles and calls out. And sometimes, when he's asleep at night, Cranky dreams he can fly too, just like the red balloon."

Jack Frost

Narrator: "It was an icy day in Ponyville. The animals were working very hard. They didn't mind the cold because they had hot drinks to keep them warm.

That evening, Hoity Toity came to the library."

Hoity Toity: "There's a big freeze coming tonight."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Cranky and Pipsqueak are to deliver extra drinks to the stations."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "They said eagerly, and Hoity Toity drove away."

Spike: "You better hurry."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "Or scary Jack Frost might get you."

Pipsqueak: "Who's Jack Frost?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak whistled nervously."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Don't be so silly."

Narrator: "Sniffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Jack Frost is not scary."

Spike: "Yes he is."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "He's all white with a big spiky face."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky. Cranky knew Jack Frost wasn't scary, but poor Pipsqueak wasn't so sure.

Pipsqueak shivered."

Pipsqueak: "Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary."

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Cranky puffed along his route."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Silly Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He thought."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "All worked up over Jack Frost."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak made his last delivery. The stationmaster was very pleased to see him."

Stationmaster: "Oh, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He cried."

Stationmaster: "We need twice as much drinks to last through this freeze.

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Pipsqueak: "This is my last stop. You can have mine."

Narrator: "So Pipsqueak's driver parked him in a siding with only a lantern for company."

Pipsqueak: "Do you think scary Jack Frost will find me?"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Jack Frost is not scary."

Narrator: "Chuckled his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "And don't worry. Trixie will bring you some more drinks in the morning."

Narrator: "And then his driver and fireman went home to bed.

Late at night, the icy wind howled. It started to snow.

Soon, Pipsqueak's face was so cold, an icicle hung from his nose."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, b-b-b-b-bother."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak stuttered, but it didn't sound like Pipsqueak. It was so cold, he could hardly make a sound.

At last, Cranky was on his way back to the library. In the fog, he saw shadows and strange and scary shapes."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Scary Jack Frost."

Alec Baldwin: "He whispered nervously."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Pipsqueak: "Hello, C-C-C-C-Cranky."

Narrator: "Muttered Pipsqueak icily."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Scary Jack Frost!"

Narrator: "Cried Cranky, and he raced away as fast as his feet could carry him. He didn't stop until he got back to the library.

The next morning, Trixie brought plenty of drinks."

Trixie: "Oh, my dear!"

Narrator: "Trixie chuffed to Pipsqueak."

Trixie: "It looks like Jack Frost really got you."

Narrator: "The firelighter gave Pipsqueak his drink. Soon, his ice mask melted away."

Pipsqueak: "So scary Jack Frost is only frost."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak happily, and soon he was as warm as toast.

When Pipsqueak arrived at the library, Cranky was bragging to the other animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I saw scary Jack Frost last night."

Narrator: "Cranky huffed."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "He even knows my name."

Pipsqueak: "He also knows that you ran away."

Narrator: "Teased Pipsqueak, and all the animals whistled, including Cranky. But Pipsqueak's was the loudest whistle of all."

Big Macintosh Takes a Tumble

Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Watch out!"

Narrator: "Big Mac wheeshed."

Big Macintosh: "You'll get my fur all sooty!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Working with changelings is a sooty job."

Narrator: "Teased Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "But then, you wouldn't know."

Big Macintosh: "Of course not!"

Narrator: "Big Macintosh huffed importantly."

Big Macintosh: "Express horses don't take changelings, it wouldn't be dignified!"

Pipsqueak: "Dingy-fried?"

Narrator: "Puzzled Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "What's that?"

Big Macintosh: "Dignified."

Narrator: "Big Mac Corrected."

Big Macintosh: "It means..."

Cheese Sandwich: "It means that someone's too big for his hooves!"

Narrator: "Teased Cheese Sandwich."

Big Macintosh: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac, and he puffed away.

That evening, fog covered Ponyville. Everything slowed down and soon the docks was packed with waiting cargo. This caused confusion and delay.

Hoity Toity came to see the animals. He was in a great hurry."

Hoity Toity: "Filthy Rich, Spike and Pipsqueak,"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You must go to the docks immediately."

Spike, Filthy Rich and Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "They whistled.

Then Hoity Toity turned his attention to the big red horse."

Hoity Toity: "You too, Big Macintosh."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I need a big horse to take the changelings where they won't be in the way."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings?"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac. He could not believe what he had heard!

Big Mac wasn't happy to be taking changelings. He waited impatiently for them."

Big Macintosh: "Hurry up! Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Chuffed Big Macintosh crossly."

Spike: "Why the rush, Big Mac?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Big Macintosh: "If I must take changelings, then I'll show Cheese Sandwich just how an express horse takes changelings!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Careful, Captain."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich said."

Cheese Sandwich: "You don't want to get too big for your hooves."

Narrator: "But Big Mac ignored Cheese Sandwich.

The next morning, Big Mac raced along with his heavy load."

Big Macintosh: "Now this is how you take changelings!"

Narrator: "He puffed.

But the signalman had accidentally left the points switch to the lost forest. Big Mac rattled through the junction."

Big Macintosh: "That's strange, I'm on the lost forest!"

Signalman: "Oh, no!"

Narrator: "The signalman cried."

Signalman: "Express horses aren't supposed to go that way!"

Narrator: "But it was too late. Big Mac had already raced into the distance.

The old forest was weak and brittle. There were signs warning all the animals to Go Slow, but Big Mac ignored the signs."

Big Macintosh: "I'm an express horse! I don't 'Go Slow'!"

Narrator: "He said, and he went even faster.

The forest couldn't take his weight, and the ground buckled."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, help!"

Narrator: "Big Mac cried as he slid off the hill and into a field."

(Multiple crashes)

Narrator: "No one was hurt, but poor Big Mac felt very... undignified."

Big Macintosh: "What will Hoity Toity say?"

Narrator: "He groaned.

He found out soon enough."

Hoity Toity: "Well, Big Mac,"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You wanted to show Cheese Sandwich a thing or two, and you've certainly done that. You've shown him how silly it is to ignore "Go Slow" signs!"

Big Macintosh: "Sorry, Sir."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac, and let out a sad sigh.

Big Mac was healed and back at the docks, ready for work, but he was very unhappy with himself."

Spike: "Everyone makes mistakes."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Even you."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Cheese Sandwich's sorry he teased you."

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "And I'm sorry I was 'too big for my hooves'!"

Narrator: "And all the animals gave a jolly cheer, even Big Mac!"

Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch

Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they puff across Ponyville.

Pipsqueak often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other animal, so showers are important to Pipsqueak.

But Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "Due to a water shortage,"

Narrator: "He said,"

Hoity Toity: "No animal shall have more than one shower a day.

Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "He added, and left.

Pipsqueak was upset."

Pipsqueak: "I get dirty!"

Pipsqueak: "I need showers. Big Macintosh only does it to feel important."

Big Macintosh: "I am important."

Narrator: "Big Mac sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "I'm an express horse!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're a pouty pony, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "No, I'm not!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Pipsqueak, and he walked away.

Pipsqueak was loading cargo at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the changelings were being naughty. As Pipsqueak pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out."

Changelings: "On, on, on!"

Narrator: "They cried.

Pipsqueak found himself under the chute, and coal dust flew everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!" (Coughs)

Narrator: "Coughed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm filthy!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on.

On the way to the general store, the changelings teased Pipsqueak even more.

Changelings: "Clickety-clack, don't look back, dirty Pipsqueak's on our track!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak snapped."

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak arrived at the general store, he was very upset."

Pipsqueak: "From now on, I am only doing work where I won't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Owlowiscious the Owl was at the general store, picking up medical supplies."

Owlowiscious: "Hello, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "He called.

And he took off, blowing dirt everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Not again!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I want a shower!"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "Reminded his driver."

Pipsqueak: "I want to be useful where I can't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak huffed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory."

Narrator: "His driver said."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We could deliver the sugar."

Pipsqueak: "Sugar."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That's nice and clean."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was pleased.

Pipsqueak didn't know that earlier, a leaky oil drum had spilled oil onto the road.

When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes, but Pipsqueak's hooves just skidded on the oily road."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Hooted Pipsqueak."


Pipsqueak: "Yuck!"

Narrator: "He groaned."

Pipsqueak: "I've never been this dirty!"

Narrator: "He was covered from head to toe in sticky, gooey chocolate.

Back at the library, everyone thought it was very funny."

Spike: "You look good enough to eat!"

Narrator: "Spike hooted."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pudding Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Filthy Rich: "Choc-ice on hooves!"

Narrator: "Chipped in Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac pompously.

Hoity Toity: "Ahem."

Narrator: "Said a stern-sounding voice. It was Hoity Toiy."

Hoity Toity: "You've had a trying day, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak from beneath the chocolate."

Hoity Toity: "But you've shown us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So,"

Narrator: "He added."

Hoity Toity: "You shall have your shower."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, Sir!"

Hoity Toity: "And some new fur!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak just beamed!"

Horn Bother

Narrator: "Snips and Snails are quarry unicorns. They are best friends. They play together, they arrange changelings together. They even get up to naughtiness together.

Wherever you find Snips, you will find Snails.

Wherever you find Snails, you will find Snips.

Hoity Toity had come to inspect his quarry unicorns. He found that Twilight Sparkle and Snips were in fine working order."

Hoity Toity: "Unfortunately, Snails."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Your horn is damaged. You must report to the works immediately for a new horn. Twilight, you will have to work with Snips until Snails returns."

Twilight Sparkle: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Twilight, and Hoity Toity drove away.

Snails was happy."

Snails: "I'm going to get a new horn!"

Narrator: "He gloated to Snips."

Snips: "Well I should get a new horn too."

Narrator: "Snips complained."

Snips: "We're best friends. We do everything together."

Snails: "But you don't need a new horn."

Narrator: "Snails teased."

Snips: "You're getting a new horn because you're so clumsy."

Narrator: "Snorted Snips enviously."

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Will you two stop being crackpots?"

Narrator: "Twilight scolded."

Twilight Sparkle: "Now come on, Snips, we've got work to do."

Narrator: "Snails couldn't wait to get a new horn.

Later, Snips watched as Snails chuffed away to the works. He was green with envy, he wanted a new horn too.

Snips returned to his job, but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Snails' new buffers.

(Snips bumps into some buffers)

Snips: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: (Sneezes)

Twilight Sparkle: "Be careful."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "And stop thinking about Snails' new horn."

Narrator: "Snips tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Snails and his brand new horn. But it didn't work."

Snips: "I want a new horn too!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Twilight Sparkle: "Just be happy you're in good working order."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Snips: "It's not fair!"

Narrator: "Snips huffed, and he sprayed soot all over Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "Snips!"

Narrator: "Gasped Twilight."

Snips: "Oops, sorry."

Narrator: "Said Snips.

Snips tried his best to get on with his work. But the troublesome changelings have spotted a chance for a tease."

Changelings: "Poor, poor Snips, he works, he suffers, while Snails, his friend gets brand a new horn!"

Snips: "I might not have a new horn."

Narrator: "He said."

Snips: "But I still know how to biff troublesome changelings."

Twilight Sparkle: "No!"

Narrator: "Twilight cried."

(Snips falls backwards into a pit)

Narrator: "But it was too late.

Snails puffed into the quarry with his shiny new horn just in time to hear..."

Snips: "Bust my horn!"

Narrator: "Cried Snips."

Snails: "I think you have."

Narrator: "Said Snails.

When Hoity Toity arrived and saw Snips' broken horn, he was not happy."

Hoity Toity: "You behaved badly, Snips."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Snips: "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Hoity Toity: "Before you get a new horn."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity continued."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to think about what it means to be a responsible reliable animal."

Snips: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Snips weakly.

After Hoity Toity left, Snails rolled up to Snips with his new horn gleaming."

Snips: "It is a nice horn."

Narrator: "Snips said."

Snails: "Thanks."

Narrator: "Snails said."

Snails: "I'm sorry I teased you."

Snips: "That's alright."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: "I was naughty too."

Snails: "Of course you were."

Narrator: "Said Snails."

Snails: "We're best friends."

Braeburn Had A Little Lamb

Narrator: "Winter in Ponyville can be windy cold. When the cold wind blows, the animals can't wait to get back to the snug warmth of the Ponyville Library."

Braeburn: "Bitter cold, bitter cold, bitter cold."

Narrator: "Chuffed Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Still, I'll soon be back in my nice dry library."

Narrator: "But suddenly, Braeburn's driver stopped him. He could see Igneous Rock Pie standing knee deep in snow. He was waving a red flag."

Igneous Rock Pie: "My phone lines are down, all the roads are blocked, and my sheep had just started lambing."

Narrator: "Igneous said."

Igneous Rock Pie: "They're trapped on the hillside, cut off by the snow."

Braeburn: "What can we do to help?"

Narrator: "Braeburn chuffed."

Igneous Rock Pie: "I need a vet as quickly as possible."

Braeburn's Driver: "We'll stop at the next signal box."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn's driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "I'll phone the vet from there."

Narrator: "Braeburn raced to the signal box, and the driver phoned ahead to the station.

Hoity Toity and the vet were waiting for Braeburn as he arrived."

Braeburn: "Igneous Rock Pie's lambs are stranded on the hillside!"

Narrator: "Cried Braeburn."

Braeburn: "We've got to rescue them!"

Hoity Toity: "So we shall."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'll send Soarin right away. This is a job for a pegasus pony."

Narrator: "Braeburn knew Soarin was the right pony for the job. He was very powerful."

Braeburn: "Hurry!"

Narrator: "Braeburn called anxiously, as Soarin chuffed out of the station.

But so much snow had fallen, the path ahead was blocked."

Soarin's Driver: "We can't go on."

Narrator: "Said Soarin's driver grimly."

Soarin's Driver: "We'll have to go back."

Narrator: "Braeburn was surprised to see Soarin return to the station."

Soarin: "I tried my hardest."

Narrator: "Puffed Soarin."

Soarin: "But the weather's getting worse."

Soarin's Driver: "Even Soarin's wings can't get through."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Then, Braeburn had an idea."

Braeburn: "My old path runs out there, sir, remember?"

Hoity Toity: "It's far too dangerous."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "It would never carry Soarin's weight."

Braeburn: "It might take my weight."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "And I know that path like the back of my tail."

Braeburn: "He added."

Braeburn: "It's our only chance to help the lambs."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity agreed, but he told Braeburn to be very careful.

Soon, a blizzard was howling. Braeburn's driver was worried."

Braeburn: "I can do it!"

Narrator: "Called Braeburn."

Braeburn: "As long as this path holds."

Narrator: "But Braeburn had forgotten about the rickety old bridge."

Braeburn: "Help! My hooves are wobbling!"

Narrator: "He cried. His driver fought for control as Braeburn struggled on."

Braeburn: "I've got to reach the other side of this bridge!"

Narrator: "Gasped Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Those lambs need me!"

Narrator: "Igneous Rock Pie was waiting. It was very cold.

Suddenly, a ghostly glowing eye shone from the snowstorm. It was Braeburn's lantern."

Igneous Rock Pie: "You've made it!"

Narrator: "Cried Igneous."

Igneous Rock Pie: "What a brave pony you are!"

Narrator: "The vet and Igneous went to find the lambs.

But they soon returned."

Vet: "The lambs are safe and sound, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Said the vet."

Vet: "But we need a place now to keep the little ones warm."

Narrator: "Braeburn smiled."

Braeburn: "I'll think you'll find Scootaloo has plenty of room."

Narrator: "Braeburn stayed for several days, just to make sure the lambs were all right. Igneous Rock Pie was very grateful."

Igneous Rock Pie: "Thank you, Braeburn."

Narrator: "He said."

Igneous Rock Pie: "We couldn't have done it without you."

Braeburn: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "There's nothing I like better than helping out a friend in need."

Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville enjoy the summer. Hoity Toity arranges lots of concerts. Music can often be heard drifting through the air.

The animals do enjoy it.

One morning, the animals were excited. Sapphire Shores, the famous singer, was coming to Ponyville."

Big Macintosh: "She's a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac importantly."

Spike: "What's a coloratura?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Big Macintosh: "It means she can sing high notes very, very loud."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hoity Toity will choose me to collect her."

Narrator: "Boasted Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'm the brightest and the shiniest."

Big Macintosh: "Nonsense! I'm the most important!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac.

Spike wanted to feel important, too."

Spike: "He might choose me!"

Narrator: "He said, hopefully."

Big Macintosh: "Well, one thing's for sure,"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "He won't choose Dirty Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Don't call me 'Dirty Pipsqueak'!"

Narrator: "He chuffed crossly, and he ran away.

But the next day, Hoity Toity didn't choose Big Macintosh, and he didn't choose Cranky. He chose Spike."

Hoity Totiy: "Make sure Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are squeaky clean."

Narrator: "He said"

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike proudly. He felt very important, indeed."

Spike: "Move aside, Dirty Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Spike: "I'm the important animal today."

Pipsqueak: "But I need a shower!"

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "My passengers will laugh at me!"

Spike: "But I need a squeaky clean."

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "So you'll just have to wait.

Pipsqueak: "I can't wait!"

Narrator: "Grumped Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm a guaranteed connection."

Narrator: "And he chuffed away.

Soon Spike was shiny and squeaky clean. He felt more important then ever. But as the workmen checked on Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, they heard a strange sound."


Spike: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike anxiously.

His driver quickly oiled Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's feet."

Spike's Driver: "That should take care of the bothersome squeak."

Narrator: "He said.

On the way to the docks, Spike heard a squeak again."


"He was worried. It didn't sound like his 'Squeaky Clean' squeak.

Spike squeaked noisily into the keyside, where Sapphire Shores was waiting."


"Hoity Toity lead Sapphire Shores behind of Sweetie Belle, when..."

Sapphire Shores: "A mouse!!!"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores screamed."

(Mouse squeaks)

Sapphire Shores: "AAAAH!"

Narrator: "And she screamed and she screamed, and she screamed.

She screamed so loud and so long, that windows broke all over Ponyville."

Big Macintosh: "Definitely a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac.

Sapphire Shores was cross."

Sapphire Shores: "I can't possibly travel with fillies riddled with mice!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was very embarrassed, and Spike didn't feel important at all. Just then, Pipsqueak returned from his guaranteed connection."

Sapphire Shores: "Look at the little filly,"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores exclaimed."

Sapphire Shores: "So sweet, and dirty, like a proper animal."

Big Macintosh: "But he's filthy!"

Narrator: "Big Macintosh huffed snootily."

Pipsqueak: "But I clean up nice!"

Narrator: "Smiled Pipsqueak. He was glad somebody noticed.

Sapphire Shores lined up with Pipsqueak's buffaloes, and Pipsqueak walked away. He felt very proud.

Later, Spike saw Pipsqueak at the showers."

Spike: "I'm sorry I called you 'Dirty Pipsqueak'."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You go first."

Pipsqueak: "Thanks, Spike. It's good to be friends."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "But where is your mouse?"

Spike: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Grinned Spike.

That night was Sapphire Shores' concert. Her voice carried across half of Ponyville.

Hoity Toity made the mouse her very own home in the corner of the library, and Spike named her 'Sapphire'."

(Sapphire the Mouse squeaks twice)

Spike the Jet Dragon/Spike & The Jet Engine

Narrator: "Big Macintosh is a very proud horse. He's the fastest animal in Ponyville. He loves speeding along his road with the wind blowing across his head."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "You've broken the record again."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Big Macintosh: "I'm the fastest!"

Narrator: "Boasted Big Mac. But not all the animals were impressed."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Speed isn't everything."

Narrator: "Said Cranky smugly."

Spike: "But being reliable and useful is."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Big Macintosh: "You slow animals will never understand."

Narrator: "Snorted Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Because you'll never go as fast as me."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity arrived with news of a special for Spike."

Spike: "I want you to collect a jet engine and take it to the airfield."

Pipsqueak: "What's a jet engine?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "A jet engine goes forward by pushing hot air out of its back."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity explained."

Spike: "Just like when you blow up a balloon and let it go."

Narrator: "Added Spike."

Spike: "It's very fast."

Narrator: "Spike likes making special deliveries for Hoity Toity. It makes him feel special. But secretly he wished he could go as fast as Big Mac. Just once.

Spike arrived at the docks excited to see the jet engine. It was shiny and modern, and Spike had never seen anything like it. He could wait to start his journey. But Gustave was taking his time."

Spike: "Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "This is a special special!"

Narrator: "Gustave didn't like being told what to do, especially by a dragon. He became so cranky that he was careless with his hands.

His hands knocked the switch. And the switch started the jet engine. And the engine began to whine. The whine got louder, and louder, and louder, and louder."

Gustave Le Grand: "Uh-oh."

Narrator: "Said Gustave. Before he could say anything else, the jet engine was rocketing Spike up the road."

Spike: "OHHHHHH!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. The driver tried to put on the brakes, but Spike couldn't stop."

Spike: "OHHHHHH! BOY!"

Narrator: "The stationmaster called ahead."

Stationmaster: "Clear the roads! It's a runaway dragon."

Narrator: "Signals were changed and paths were set. Spike had never been so excited.

Spike flew by Cranky, and rocketed by Filthy Rich, and raced by Pipsqueak. There were amazed.

Angel was excited when he saw Spike flying down the road."

Angel: "Want a race, Spike?"

Narrator: "Called Angel."

(Spike races pass)

Angel: "Uh, never mind."

Narrator: "No one had ever seen a dragon go so fast.

BigMac had no idea that Spike was racing along the main road."

Big Macintosh: "I am the fastest!"

Narrator: "Said Big Macintosh proudly."

Spike: "Hi Big Mac! Bye Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Big Mac could not believe what he had seen.

At last, the jet engine ran out of fuel and Spike was back under his own speed.

He walked gently into the station."

Spike: "Sorry for over taking you back there, Big Mac."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Big Macintosh: "Overtake me? I didn't notice."

Narrator: "Big Mac huffed."

Filthy Rich: "You didn't notice the fastest animal in Ponyville?"

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Spike: "Yes, I am the fastest."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike. Pipsqueak felt a little sorry for Big Mac."

Pipsqueak: "Big Mac doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a horse."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But he's still full of hot air."

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky. And Big Mac walked away."

Shining Armor The Very Useful Unicorn/Shining Armor The Really Useful Unicorn

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville are good at different things.

Big Macintosh is a very good express. Pipsqueak is good at carrying the mail. And when Shining Armor is not hauling changelings, he is very good at being a back animal. When animals have heavy loads, Shining Armor walks up behind and helps push. But Shining Armor is old. Some animals think this makes him unreliable."

Big Macintosh: "Shining Armor is a useless old unicorn!"

Narrator: "Big Mac sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "He should be retired!"

Pipsqueak: "But he doesn't have tires."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Spike: "Retire,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Means taken out of service."

Big Macintosh: "And not a moment too soon."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac. And the other big animals agreed with him, but Pipsqueak was very upset.

Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Pipsqueak told him about Shining Armor."

Pipsqueak: "The big animals don't think he's useful anymore."

Narrator: "He said.

Pipsqueak's driver saw Hoity Toity, and told him what Pipsqueak had said."

Hoity Toity: "I will attend to the matter immediately."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity had a plan."

Hoity Toity: "The new loop path is completed."

Narrator: "He said to Shining Armor."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to teach Noteworthy how to run it properly."

Shining Armor: "But, sir,"

Narrator: "He asked."

Shining Armor: "Who will look after the changelings?"

Hoity Toity: "Soarin will do your work."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity replied.

When the other animals heard Soarin was going to help them, they were pleased."

Filthy Rich: "Soarin is very reliable."

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "It makes no difference to me!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac pompously."

Big Macintosh: "I don't need a back animal!"

Narrator: "And he stomped away.

Shining Armor enjoyed working with Noteworthy. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside.

But Soarin was not happy. The changelings were playing their silly games."

Changelings: "Soarin should play with other birds cause he's no good at pulling changelings. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! Hold back, hold back!"

Narrator: "They giggled. Soarin found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Big Mac's Hill, his hooves and wings stopped altogether. Soarin was stuck."

Soarin's Driver: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Soarin's Driver: "This is Big Mac's path."

Narrator: "Soarin's guard phoned the signalman to warn him."

Signalman: "It's too late to switch Big Mac to the middle path."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "You'll have to flag him down."

Narrator: "Big Mac saw the guard."

Big Macintosh: "If I stop on this hill, I'll never get started again!"

Narrator: "He said crossly, and he walked up to Soarin. Big Mac tried to set off again, but his feet spun and spun."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "It's no good. We need a back animal."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "I'll send for Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Big Mac was cross.

Shining Armor was excited. He was going to be the back animal for two animals.

Shining Armor cheerfully walked up behind, and the strange line set off.

They chuffed gently into the station."

Stephen Hatt: "Look at that!"

Narrator: "Laughed a boy."

Stephen Hatt: "The back animal must be the strongest and the best."

Narrator: "Big Mac was embarrassed. Hoity Toity spoke severely to Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "You have said rude things about Shining Armor. He proved today that he is useful, reliable and very helpful!"

Narrator: "Big Mac felt very ashamed.

The next morning, Big Mac apologized."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you for helping me, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Puffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "You really are a useful unicorn."

Shining Armor: "It's good to be back."

Narrator: "Shining Armor chuffed happily.

Hoity Toity's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Shining Armor retiring."

Dunkin Potato Head

Narrator: "Slinky, Buzz Lightyear and Woody chugged cheerfully through the Ponyville countryside.

The toyss were going to help Mr. Potato head with an important job at the incline area.

The toys enjoyed working at the incline area. They like the way the loaded mutant toys rolled down the incline pulling the empty mutant toys up. But they are always careful.

Mr. Potato Head doesn't like working at the incline area. He is always impatient to get back to the junction. This makes him careless and gets him in a lot of trouble.

Slinky hoped Mr. Potato Head would stay out of trouble today, but he was already in too much of a hurry."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'm a plain speaking toy."

Narrator: "Chuffed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "So collect your mutant toys, and be quick about it."

Narrator: "And off he steamed."

Buzz Lightyear: "Bossy boots!"

Narrator: "Chuffed Buzz."

Woody: "Pushy puffer!"

Narrator: "Huffed Woody. They didn't like Mr. Potato Head telling them what to do."

Slinky: "He just wants to get back to the bustle of the junction."

Narrator: "Slinky said.

Mr. Potato Head wanted everyone to work faster."

Mr. Potato Head: "You're supposed to be helping me."

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Mr. Potato Head: "But you're as slow as snails."

Slinky: "We're proper toys."

Narrator: "Slinky huffed crossly."

Slinky: "We followed the rules."

Buzz Lightyear: "We can't send up more than four mutant toys at a time."

Narrator: "Chuffed Buzz Lightyear."

Mr. Potato Head: "Then work faster!"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head impatiently.

Later that day, Mr. Potato Head was working at the incline."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll show you how fast a really useful toy can work."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head called, as he hastily biffed one mutant toy into another, and then another. Soon, Mr. Potato Head had his four mutant toys."

Mr. Potato Head: "Nothing to it!"

Narrator: "He boasted to Slinky."

Slinky: "Those mutant toys will pay you back."

Narrator: "Warned Slinky."

Slinky: "Mutant toys don't like to be biffed."

Mr. Potato Head: "I can handle mutant toys."

Narrator: "He cried.

The three little toys could see Mr. Potato Head was not going to listen. They carefully chuffed away from the incline with their mutant toys carrying slate.

Mr. Potato Head was so impatient he became even more careless."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll show that smelly slinky dog and those lazy figures."

Narrator: "He said to his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "Careful."

Narrator: "Cautioned his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "You're asking for trouble."

Narrator: "And he got it. Mr. Potato Head didn't notice his hands were tangled in the hands of the mutant toy in front of him. Suddenly, he was being pulled up the path by the empty mutant toys."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bouncing shoes!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Mr. Potato Head: "It's got me!"

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head's driver jumped clear. Slinky returned to see Mr. Potato Head being pulled up the incline."

Slinky: "I tried to warn him."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Slinky's Driver: "He never listens."

Narrator: "The slinky dog's driver said.

The chain pulling Mr. Potato Head's mutant toys couldn't hold the weight. It suddenly snapped. Mr. Potato Head plummeted down the incline."

Mr. Potato Head: "Help!"

Narrator: "He yelled."


Mr. Potato Head: "Glub, glub, glub."

Narrator: "He said."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bluggle my body."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head felt foolish and very wet.

When Hoity Toity arrived, he spoke severely to Mr. Potato Head."

Hoity Toity: "You have not been a responsible toy."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Your impatience has caused confusion and delay, and you owe these toys in apology."

Mr. Potato Head: "Sorry."

Narrator: Mr. Potato Head said to Slinky, Buzz and Woody."

Hoity Toity: "Once you have been repaired,"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: You will work at the incline until you learn to be patient and careful."

Mr. Potato Head: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head."

Slinky Saves The Day

Narrator: "Slinky is a little slinky dog toy who works at the quarry in Ponyville.

Slinky's best friends are Buzz Lightyear. Slinky helps keep their path clear. Sometimes, Slinky works so hard clearing their path that the slinky dog forgets there's also work to be done at the quarry.

One day, Slinky returned late to the quarry. Hoity Toity was cross."

Slinky's Driver: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Slinky's driver said."

Slinky's Driver: "We were helping Buzz and Woody."

Hoity Toity: "I know you like helping Buzz and Woody. But their path is in bad condition. It takes too much of your time."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I am going to shut it down."

Narrator: "Slinky was upset."

Slinky: "But what will Buzz Lightyear and Woody do?"

Narrator: "Slinky asked."

Hoity Toity: "They will come and work with you here at the quarry."

Narrator: "He had made up his mind. There was nothing Slinky could do.

Their path was closed down. Buzz and Woody came to work at the quarry. They worked as hard as they could, but they missed the forests and hills. Most of all, they missed their passengers.

Slinky could see they were not happy.

Hoity Toity came to the quarry with important news."

Hoity Toity: "We are going to be blasting for the next two weeks."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "It won't be safe for you here. I'll have to find you other work."

Slinky: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "Slinky said."

Slinky: "May we use the next two weeks to repair Buzz and Woody's path? Then they can go back to their old jobs."

Slinky's Driver: "There are plenty of line workers available."

Narrator: "Slinky's driver added. Hoity Toity agreed."

Hoity Toity: "But you have only two weeks to complete the job."

Narrator: "He said sternly.

Buzz Lightyear and Woody's path was covered in rocks and branches. The path had holes in several places.

Trixie the Blue Unicorn thought cleaning up the path was ridiculous."

Trixie: "What a waste of time!"

Narrator: "She sniffed. Woody was upset."

Woody: "She's right."

Narrator: "He said."

Woody: "We'll never get it done in two weeks."

Slinky: "We can't give up!"

Narrator: "Said Slinky. The toys worked harder than ever, but time was running out.

The next day, Slinky had a clever idea."

Slinky: "If only we had a unicorn to help us."

Narrator: "Slinky sighed. Trixie stopped."

Trixie: "But I couldn't possibly help you. I'm a great and powerful unicorn."

Slinky: "Well, we do need a special kind of unicorn."

Narrator: "Slinky teased."

Trixie: "I am a special kind of unicorn."

Narrator: "Protested Trixie."

Slinky: "It requires hauling."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Trixie: "I can haul."

Narrator: "Said Trixie."

Slinky: "And pulling heavy branches."

Narrator: "Added Slinky."

Trixie: "Well of course I can pull."

Slinky: "So you'll do it."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Trixie: "Well, of course!"

Narrator: "Said Trixie proudly.

Trixie was as good as her work. She hauled rubbish, and pulled branches from the path.

She helped remove a fallen sycamore tree from the cattle creek."

Slinky: "Thank you, Trixie."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Slinky: "We couldn't have done it without you."

Trixie: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Trixie proudly.

Hoity Toity inspected the line. He was very impressed."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Slinky."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: And well done, Trixie. We will open this path immediately."

Narrator: "Slinky was proud. Buzz Lightyear and Woody were very happy."

Hoity Toity: "Maybe now, Slinky will have time to work at the quarry."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity, and Slinky just smiled."

Faulty Whistles

Narrator: "It was early morning in Ponyville. Mr. Potato Head was waiting for Rex, who was bringing some mutant toys for him to take to Sunnyside Day Care. Mr. Potato Head was also to take the headmaster and the new organ. While they waited, the headmaster played a lively tune.

Rex had walked all through the night to bring Mr. Potato Head his mutant toys.

But as he approached the junction, a low hanging branch knocked his whistle off. This meant he couldn't work until he got a new one."

Rex: "I can't walk on the path without my whistle."

Narrator: "Chuffed Rex."

Rex: "That would be dangerous."

Mr. Potato Head: "A toy's not a toy without a whistle."

Narrator: "Boasted Mr. Potato Head, and just to prove it, he let off a big blast. But the rest of the toys just ignored him. Mr. Potato Head chuffed away in a big huff. He was cross."

Mr. Potato Head: "They're jealous of my fine whistle."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head puffed, as he walked through the countryside. He whistled at some sheep. They were too busy eating grass to take notice."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bah!"

Narrator: "Said Duncan."

Mr. Potato Head: "I need to whistle louder and longer next time."

Narrator: "Soon, Mr. Potato Head approached the level crossing where Trixie the Blue Unicorn waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, Mr. Potato Head whistled as loud and as long as he could."

Bull: (Roars)

Narrator: "Said the bull."

Trixie: "Stop that nonsense, Mr. Potato Head!"

Narrator: "Trixie called.

Mr. Potato Head carried on cheerfully down the path. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose.

Then, Mr. Potato Head saw Featherweight plowing a field."

Mr. Potato Head: "He'll get the loudest and longest whistle yet."

Narrator: "He chortled to himself.

And he blew so hard, his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight.

Everyone searched for Mr. Potato Head's whistle, but it was nowhere to be seen."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We're stuck."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We can't move without a whistle. It would be too dangerous."

Headmaster: "Leave it to me."

Narrator: "The headmaster said.

For the rest of the day, Mr. Potato Head didn't make a sound. But the headmaster's organ did. As Mr. Potato Head delivered his mutant toys, the headmaster tooted the organ at every crossing and every stop. It alerted everyone just as a whistle would. Although Mr. Potato Head didn't think so.

Finally, Mr. Potato Head finished delivering the last of his mutant toys."

(The Headmaster plays She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain on the organ)

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head walked quietly back to the junction as the headmaster played the organ."

Slinky: "Look."

Narrator: "Slinky teased."

Slinky: "It's Mr. Potato head the Musical Toy."

Buzz Lightyear: "Let's whistle along."

Narrator: "Said Buzz Lightyear."

Woody: (Whistles)

Narrator: "Whistled Woody. But Rex who had a shiny new whistle felt sorry for Mr. Potato Head."

Rex: "You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle."

Narrator: "He said."

Mr. Potato Head: "Do you think so?"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head, cheering up a bit."

Rex: "Absolutely."

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Rex: "Even though a toy's not a toy without a whistle."

Headmaster: "Or an organ."

Narrator: "Chuckled the headmaster, and he tooted the organ. And all the toys tooted back, except Mr. Potato Head, who just grinned."

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