SpongeBob SquarePants in Lights, Camera, Pants! is a Mr. Conductor and Friends Spoof featuring The Conductors, Princess Sofia, Buster Bunny, and Doki joining SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Eugene Krabs, and Sheldon J. Plankton for all eight locations, with hosts and roles in it. Thomas Stories from the fifth and sixth seasons are in the style of Thomas Comes To Breakfast.


  • Team up with our hosts and the SpongeBob casts, as they help Gil Hammerstein shoot for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode, starring the duo themselves. In the Krusty Krab role, hosted by Bubble Bass, we find Winnie The Pooh, Todd Daring, Kuzco, and Phineas Flynn prepare for a cook-off (not knowing that Perry the Platypus is wandering off to a mission assigned by Major Monogram and sets off at once). In Larry the Lobster's Goo Lagoon level, we find Ash Ketchum, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Emily Anderson, April Swanson, and Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers ready to make surfing skills. In Mrs. Puff's Boating School, we find Kick Buttowski, Penn Zero, Randy Cunningham, and Milo Murphy being assigned by Mrs. Puff to do skills, not knowing that Kick's mean older brother Brad is working with Horace and Pantsy in order to stop his stunts. At the Sand Stadium, which is hosted by Squidward's main rival Squilliam Fancyson himself, we find Chloe Morrow, Arlene Parks, and Mimi Monroe and Bonnibel "Bonnie" Southeast preparing to sing When I Ripped My Dress (a parody of When I Ripped My Pants) in order to attract Lynn Morrow's attention. At the Chum Bucket, hosted by Karen The Computer, we find Dexter, Eddy, Zak Saturday, Prohyas Warrior, Ben Tennyson and Rex Salazar teaming up with Monkey, Agent Honeydew and the Justice Friends in order to store the power, with help from the Commander (now voiced by Daran Norris). At Jellyfish Fields, which is hosted by Kevin C. Cucumber, we find Joe, Chopper, Keegan, Koji, Mikey, Timmy, Malachi and Oliver being ready to make Jellyfish hunting (not knowing that Misty, Mel Syzslak, Lily Parker, Teodora Villavicencion, Brianna Maxwell and Vanessa Feeble are having a wild Beedrill chase of a lifetime), at the Bikini Bottom Jail, which is Don the Whale's location, Sierra McCool, Brittney Wong, Kendall Perkins and Pacifica Northwest prepare to be prison wardens. Finally, in Downtown Bikini Bottom, which is Cannonball Jenkins's location, Gary Oak, Brock, Cilan and Clemont find themselves in a deep predicament when Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Koopalings, The Shadow Realm Trio, and The Brotherhood of Bayville capture them, but are sent packing by Perry the Platypus, who arrives to save the boys. Julie Kane, Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora are among the cast, along with Di Lung and Johnny Elaine.


  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Princess Sofia (Ariel Winter)
  5. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  6. Doki (Griffin Hook)
  7. Julie Kane (Kate Micucci)
  8. Theresa Radcliffe (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  9. Ann Gora (Candi Milo)
  10. SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny)
  11. Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke)
  12. Squidward Tentacles (Rodger Bumpass)
  13. Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence)
  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs (Clancy Brown)
  15. Sheldon J. Plankton (Mr. Lawrence)
  16. Gil Hammerstein (Nolan North)
  17. Johnny Elaine (Mr. Lawrence)
  18. Bubble Bass (Dee Bradley Baker)
  19. Larry the Lobster (Mr. Lawrence)
  20. Mrs. Puff (Mary Jo Catlett)
  21. Squilliam Fancyson (Dee Bradley Baker)
  22. Karen The Computer (Jill Talley)
  23. Kevin C. Cucumber (Dee Bradley Baker)
  24. Don the Whale (Dee Bradley Baker)
  25. Cannonball Jenkins (Tom Kenny)
  26. Mermaid Man (Joe Whyte)
  27. Barnacle Boy (Tim Conway)
  28. Man-Ray (Bob Joles)
  29. The Dirty Bubble (Tom Kenny)
  30. Di Lung (Tim Chi Ly)
  31. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  32. Todd Daring (Nancy Cartwright)
  33. Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
  34. Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)
  35. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  36. Courage The Cowardly Dog (Marty Grabstein)
  37. Emily Anderson (Laura Bailey)
  38. April Swanson (Danielle Judovits)
  39. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  40. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Mitler)
  41. Kick Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter)
  42. Brad Buttowski (Danny Cooksey)
  43. Horace (Greg Cipes)
  44. Pantsy (Harland Williams)
  45. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  46. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  47. Milo Murphy (Weird Al Yankovic)
  48. Diogee (Dee Bradley Baker)
  49. Chloe Morrow (Kelly Sheridan)
  50. Lynn Morrow (Laura Bailey)
  51. Arlene Parks (Kathryn "Kat" Cressida)
  52. Mimi Monroe (Debi Derruberry)
  53. Bonnibel "Bonnie" Southeast (Colleen O'Saughnessey)
  54. Dexter (Candi Milo)
  55. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  56. Zak Saturday (Sam Lerner)
  57. Prohyas Warrior (Kyle Adam Carrozza)
  58. Ben Tennyson (Yuri Lowenthal)
  59. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)
  60. Monkey (Frank Welker)
  61. Agent Honeydew (Kath Soucie)
  62. The Commander (Earl Boen)
  63. Major Glory (Rob Paulsen)
  64. Valhallen (Tom Kenny)
  65. Krunk (Frank Welker)
  66. Joe (Kayzie Rogers)
  67. Chopper (Matthew Mitler)
  68. Keegan (Tara Jayne)
  69. Koji (Ted Lewis)
  70. Mikey (Kayzie Rogers)
  71. Timmy (Kayzie Rogers)
  72. Malachi (Tara Jayne)
  73. Oliver (Kayzie Rogers)
  74. Misty (Michele Knotz)
  75. Mel Szyslak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  76. Lily Parker (Alex Cazares)
  77. Teodora Villavicencio (Anne Marie Blanco)
  78. Brianna Maxwell (Eden Sher)
  79. Vanessa Feeble (Tracey Hoyt)
  80. Sierra McCool (Tara Strong)
  81. Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)
  82. Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)
  83. Pacifica Northwest (Jackie Bascarino)
  84. Gary Oak (Jimmy Zoppi)
  85. Brock (Bill Rogers)
  86. Cilan (Jason Griffith)
  87. Clemont (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  88. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Dan Povenmire)
  89. Jessie (Michele Knotz)
  90. James (Jimmy Zoppi)
  91. Meowth (Jimmy Zoppi)
  92. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  93. Clifford "Cliff" Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  94. Ignatius "Lube" Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)
  95. Alice "Shriek" DuBois (Maria Bamford)
  96. Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (Adam McArthur)
  97. Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)
  98. Wendy "Kootie Pie" O. Koopa (Janyse Jaud)
  99. Iggy "Hop" Koopa (Greg Cipes)
  100. Roy "Bully" Koopa (Jason Marsden)
  101. Lemmy "Hip" Koopa (Lainie Fraiser)
  102. Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)
  103. Ulric (Keith Silverstein)
  104. Brooha (Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
  105. Brute (Keith Silverstein)
  106. Lance "Avalanche" Alvers (Christopher Gray)
  107. Todd "Toad" Tolensky (Noel Fisher)
  108. Pietro "Quicksilver" Maximoff (Richard Ian Cox)
  109. Wanda "Scarlet Witch" Maximoff (Kelly Sheridan)
  110. Frederick "Blob" J. Dukes (Michael Dobson)

Thomas Stories

  1. Cranky Bugs
  2. Horrid Lorry
  3. Twin Trouble
  4. Bye George!
  5. Thomas and The Rumours
  6. Oliver's Find
  7. Buffer Bother
  8. Snow

List of Music

  1. SpongeBob SquarePants theme song (the opening theme)
  2. Surfing USA (When Ash goes surfing for victory)
  3. This Is What I Want (During a Boating School montage)
  4. Ripped Dress (covered by Chloe and her friends)
  5. Mr. Roboto (during a power restoring montage)
  6. Black Widow (during Joe's race with Kevin C. Cucumber)
  7. The Sweet Escape (During the Prison work montage)


  • This is the second video without the other casts.
  • SpongeBob and the whole cast appear.
  • Ripped Dress is a parody of Ripped Pants.


  • (We open this video with the Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
  • (We then show the 1993-1994 Strand Home Video logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)
  • Captain: Are you ready, kids?
  • Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
  • Captain: I can't hear you!
  • Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
  • Captain: Oh... Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
  • Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
  • Captain: Absorbent in yellow and porous is he?
  • Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
  • Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
  • Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
  • Captain: Then drop in the deck and flop like a fish?
  • Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
  • Captain: Ready?
  • Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants...
  • Captain: SpongeBob SquarePants! (laughing heartily)
  • (We soon find Sofia, Buster and Doki with SpongeBob and the others)
  • Sofia: Hey, kids, and welcome to Lights, Camera, Pants! I'm Princess Sofia.
  • Buster: I'm Buster Bunny.
  • Doki: And I'm Doki the Dog, and these are our friends SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star.
  • SpongeBob: We are very happy to have these roles a big success.
  • Patrick: So, Gil Hammerstein here will tell us about the first role.
  • Gil Hammerstein: Today's first role is being a waiter, and Pooh Bear and his friends will be doing here right now.
  • (We find Pooh, Todd, Kuzco and Phineas arriving at the Krusty Krab, for their waiter roles)
  • Pooh: How may we serve you.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ah, Pooh Bear!
  • Pearl: We've wanted a big favor. Krabby Patties are for all customers.
  • Todd: Then, we agree to do it!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You tell them, Todd!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Pearl: You must be hungry, huh?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Of course we do, Pearl. We all have to be waiters for a year.
  • Kuzco: Cool!
  • Phineas: Did you know about Cranky the Crane?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Phineas. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Cranky Bugs starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They like to see air and the sound of the gulls. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
  • Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called from above.
  • Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
  • Cranky: Well i'm complaining now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
  • Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
  • Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
  • Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So Thomas did. But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
  • Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
  • Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
  • Cranky: (screams)
  • Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called the engines from inside the shed.
  • Cranky: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called to Cranky.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
  • Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Cranky.
  • Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know those engines an apology.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free.
  • Gordon: Oh, thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: What would I've done without you?
  • Cranky: Well i had to be rescued before i help you. But i never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
  • Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
  • Percy: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: He's back to bugging us.
  • Thomas: Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.
  • (Cranky Bugs ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how a crane would be always cranky.
  • Pooh: Whoa.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (As the Conductors sparkle away, Bubble Bass appears)
  • Bubble Bass: So, are you boys set for cook-off?
  • Kuzco: We will!
  • Phineas: Hey, wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • (Perry wanders into the bathroom, enters the middle toilet and flushes down to where Major Monogram awaits him)
  • Major Monogram: Good afternoon, Agent P! My wife Principal Milder told me about Plankton and his villainous pack trying to be stunt doubles. So, do your best and be on the lookout for them!
  • (Perry salutes and sets off at once)
  • (Meanwhile, Ash takes Courage, Emily, April, Scooby and Shaggy to Goo Lagoon)
  • Ash: This is it, guys. We're ready to hit the jackpot.
  • Courage: The things I do for love.
  • (Larry the Lobster appears)
  • Larry: So, Ash, are you bound to surf for victory.
  • Emily: Yes, Larry, he does.
  • April: My brothers and sisters will know about this.
  • Scooby: Reah.
  • Shaggy: Like, do your best, Ash.
  • Ash: I will!
  • (As he sets off to the surfing contest, Di Lung gleefully watches)
  • Di Lung: (chortles scheme-fully) Now, for my plan.
  • (As we go into a sequence of Ash surfing with stunts, we hear Surfing USA)
  • Alvin, Simon and Theodore Seville: If everybody had an ocean Across the U. S. A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U. S. A. You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar Ventura County line Santa Cruz and Trestle Australia's Narrabeen All over Manhattan And down Doheny Way Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S.A. We'll all be planning that route We're gonna take real soon We're waxing down our surfboards We can't wait for June
  • (Ash sees a nearby Sakura who soon waves at him and he begins to blush)
  • Alvin, Simon and Theodore Seville: We'll all be gone for the summer We're on surfari to stay Tell the teacher we're surfin' Surfin' U. S. A. Haggerties and Swamies Pacific Palisades San Onofre and Sunset Redondo Beach L. A. All over La Jolla At Wa'imea Bay. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A.
  • (Surfing USA ends as Ash reaches his full victory)
  • Ash: Yes! Score one for the...
  • Di Lung: (charging toward Ash) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • (He pushes Ash into a sandcastle that Anika built)
  • Anika: My sandcastle! It's ruined!
  • (Courage, Emily, April and Scooby and Shaggy arrive with the Conductors and Sakura)
  • Sakura: Are you alright, Ash?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Did you hurt yourself?
  • Ash: (as he gets up with anger) That Di Lung! He pushed me aside!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Now, don't get mad at him. He's only one of Courage's foes from the middle of Nowhere.
  • Emily: I hope Miss Mason will understand.
  • April: Do you know about a trio of rude lorries?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, April. They've taken over the Island of Sodor for their jobs. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Horrid Lorry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
  • Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
  • Percy: We've got too much work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy.
  • Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
  • James: Stuff and nonsense!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James.
  • Henry: We engines rerun this island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
  • Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorry was very rude.
  • Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
  • Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
  • Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
  • Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Thomas.
  • James: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
  • Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
  • Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
  • Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: Just you toodle off.
  • Toby: Toodle?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Spluttered Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Interrupted his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
  • Toby: What are you doing here?
  • Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
  • Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing i'm afraid.
  • Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
  • Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Toby. And he was.
  • (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was thrown clear.
  • Driver: Rotten roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
  • Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He teased.
  • Lorry 2: I'll be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
  • Percy: Ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He towing the lorry from the flour mill.
  • Toby's Driver: What happened?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Toby's driver.
  • Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cander replied.
  • Cander: And he broke down.
  • Toby: Not very useful now are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Lorries: Grr!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
  • James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James asked.
  • Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
  • Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they never will.
  • (Horrid Lorry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how the lorries will never return.
  • Scooby: Rhoa.
  • Shaggy: Like, you'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away, just as Delia races in)
  • Delia: Is everything alright, son?
  • Ash: Sure, mom. I'm safe and sound.
  • Delia: Whew.
  • (We find Kick as he guides Penn, Randy and Milo to the Boating School)
  • Kick: Well, we're ready to get training.
  • Penn: Indeed, Kick, indeed!
  • (Mrs. Puff appears)
  • Mrs. Puff: So, I've been expecting new students, eh?
  • Randy: Yes, we are! My lover Annie says that everyone has to be in shape.
  • Milo: And we agree to do things right.
  • Brad: You've got that right, Dill Weeds!
  • (Kick and the others turn around and see Brad and his henchmen)
  • Kick: Brad Buttowski!
  • Penn: And his two henchmen, Horace and Pantsy.
  • Randy: What in the juice are you three doing?!
  • Milo: Wouldn't you battle your younger brother in Goo-Ladiators?
  • Brad: That's correct, Milo, and I have a feeling that this little creep is going down!
  • Kick: You're on!
  • Penn: I'd better do Pedal of Honor.
  • Randy: And Me and Milo will Floor It!
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh, good! I'm watching you students!
  • (As we show montages of Kick, his older brother, Penn, Randy and Milo doing three mini-games, we Autopilot Off singing This Is What I Want)
  • Autopilot Off: I never thought I'd come back around I never thought I'd see you again And it took one night when I packed my life And one to take it out again I took a look at a photograph Where we didn't even notice the lens Something came to life from that 3x5 It was you and me and innocence This is what I want This is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for I set it up in a picture frame Then I put a nail into the wall Time has put lines here on my face But it doesn't matter now at all It was me and you when we were together It was me and you when we were apart It was me and you in my mind and It was me and you in my heart It took so long to find it and some they never will A color print it took time and it held it still.
  • (This Is What I Want ends as Kick shoots Brad and his henchmen out of the boating school and into the streets)
  • Brad: Ow! What happened?
  • (At that moment, Diogee appears with a Giant Rhyperior)
  • Brad: Uh, oh.
  • (Diogee and the Rhyperior let out a loud pair of roars, which scare Brad and his henchmen away, just as Master Jodie, her friend Superintendent Brewster, and her two bodyguards Lana and Sally arrive with the Conductors)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Look at them go!
  • Master Jodie: Gee, Conductors, I do hope my mom will understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we sure mean it.
  • Superintendent Brewster: Speaking of Boating schools, do you know about Donald and Douglas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Bella. They found themselves in a deep fallout. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
  • Trevor: Oh no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
  • Donald: Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
  • Donald: Stop being pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
  • Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
  • Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
  • Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
  • Donald: Didn't!
  • Douglas: Did!
  • Donald: Did not!
  • Douglas: Did too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
  • Donald: May I go, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
  • Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
  • Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
  • Donald: I have work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
  • Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
  • Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
  • Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
  • Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
  • Douglas: I was just passing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
  • Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
  • Duck: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
  • Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
  • Duck: Donald is in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
  • Douglas: Donald in trouble?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
  • Douglas: I'm on my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
  • Donald: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
  • Donald: And I'm sorry.
  • Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
  • Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
  • (Twin Trouble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how you can all get along with each other.
  • Lana: Thanks for the offer.
  • Sally: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Squidward, as he takes Master Jodie's minions to the Sand Stadium)
  • Squidward: I'm telling you girls, I'm about to meet my main rival!
  • Chloe: And my mean big sister, too.
  • (Just then, Squilliam and Lynn appear)
  • Squilliam: So, we meet again, Squidward Tentacles!
  • Lynn: Oh, look! It's the littlest crybaby in Pinewood!
  • Arlene: Hey! Why are you insulting our friend?!
  • Mimi: She's just wearing a diaper.
  • Bonnie: So please, out with it!
  • Squidward: Ugh! This is going to take longer than I've expected!
  • Chloe: Well, here goes nothing. I'd better sing in the show.
  • Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie: Got it.
  • (As Chloe and her friends step into the stage, Julie, Theresa, Ann, and Jonny K. arrive)
  • Jonny K.: And Action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: We are coming live from the Sand Stadium, where Chloe is about to have her first concert.
  • Ann: So, without further ado, let the whole song commence!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Chloe steps into the stage)
  • Chloe: For my mom and dad, I won't let them down no matter what!
  • (She clears her throat and picks up her guitar before singing Ripped Dress)
  • Chloe: When I ripped...
  • (Her dress begins to rip)
  • Chloe: dress! I thought that I had everybody on my side, but I went and blew it all sky high, and now he won't spare a passing glance all just because I...
  • (Her dress rip again)
  • Chloe: my dress!
  • Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie: (joining in) When Big Lynn came round just came 'round just to put her down Chloe turned into a clown and no boy ever wants to dance with a fool who went and [rip] ripped her dress.
  • Chloe: (in a Britney Spears voice) I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse but the pain feels so much worse Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn from the sun...
  • Mimi and Bonnie: ...or sand in your buns...
  • (Chloe's friends play brief instruments)
  • Chloe: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...
  • Chloe, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie: ...who...ripped...her..DRRRESS.
  • (Chloe rips her dress and her friends rip their skirts)
  • (Ripped Dress ends as Chloe delivers a finishing curtsy)
  • Verne: (as he arrives) Well done, Chloe! I'm impressed with you!
  • Chloe: Do you have something for me?
  • (Verne hands Chloe the bouquet of flowers and kisses her cheek)
  • Verne: Just for you.
  • Chloe: Oh, thanks!
  • Squilliam: What have I become?!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Nice try, Mr. Fancyson!
  • Squidward: That's what you get for being a liar.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And that is final!
  • Lynn: Oh please! Do you know about George the mean Steam Roller or what?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Calm down, Lynn. He got into a lot of trouble on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Bye George! starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: One day, George the Steam Roller waiting for Percy to take him to a new workplace. George was being rude to Rheneas and Skarloey.
  • George: You're just worn out wheels on worn out rails!
  • Skarloey: You need rocks for your roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: And we're helping you.
  • George: I need to flatten little engines in the scrapyard.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted George. Then Percy arrived to take George away. He was still rebelling.
  • George: Railways are no good! Turn them into roads!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The little engines were pleased to see him go. George grumbled all the way to the old branch line. He was going to turn it into a road. When they arrived, George was rude again.
  • George: Bumpy ride on rotten rails. I'm glad it's over.
  • Percy: So am I.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • George: Huh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed George. Percy was still fuming when he met Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's up, Percy?
  • Percy: It's George. He makes me feel down.
  • Thomas: Just ignore him.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas. George was now enjoying himself.
  • George: Ripping up rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He chortled.
  • George: What a life. What did you think of this, Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas took no notice. George felt insulting.
  • George: You're a useless blue puffball!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Thomas didn't hear.
  • George: I'll show him who's boss?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: At last, the workmen reached the level crossing.
  • Workman: What shall we do here?
  • George: Tear it up, tarmacing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said George. So they did but not properly and George knew it. Later, Thomas was travelling home on the same line. He was pulling freight cars filled with vegetables. The signalman had forgotten to warn his driver about the crossing.
  • Thomas: That's nice. We don't need to stop.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas happily.
  • Thomas' Driver: Yes we do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. But it was too late.
  • (Thomas slides off the rails, rolls down a field and crashes into a barn)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next day, Percy told Gordon all about George.
  • Gordon: Huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: You're just a small engine. That's why he's rude to you. He wouldn't dare cause me any trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: George had been taken to some yards to work. Duck arrived with a train of empty freight cars. George was blocking his way and a car was stuck on the main line.
  • Duck: Let me through.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Demanded Duck.
  • George: You'll just have to wait.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied George.
  • Duck: There's no time to wait. I must clear my freight cars from the main line to let Gordon through.
  • George: Then you'll had to wait too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said George. Duck's driver went to complain to the stationmaster. But the signalman had set the signal to allow Gordon to speed through. His passengers with singing his praises and he was making express time.
  • Gordon: I'm the greatest. Just watch me fly by.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He whistled long and loud as he approached the station. Suddenly, he saw a freight car on the line ahead.
  • Gordon: Get out of my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the freight car wouldn't move until Gordon forced it, by accident. Gordon was worried that Sir Topham Hatt would be cross. He was but not with Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Whoever cause this disturbance will have me to answer to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he did, a few days later.
  • Thomas: Look who's here.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. George had been found out by Sir Topham Hatt and punished. He looked miserable.
  • Percy: Now we'll get some peace and last.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • George: I wanna get rolling again. But i had to wait a whole week till i do.
  • Thomas: And then you'll be just as rude as ever. Eh, George?
  • George: I hope not. Don't you?
  • (Bye George! ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how George will never return to Sodor.
  • Mimi: Whoa.
  • Bonnie: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Dexter, as he takes Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex to the Chum Bucket)
  • Dexter: Here we are, boys.
  • Eddy: Wow, that must be the Chum Bucket!
  • (Monkey, Agent Honeydew, the Commander and the Justice Friends appear)
  • Monkey: (squeals excitedly when he sees Dexter)
  • Agent Honeydew: It's you, Dexter!
  • Commander: We've been expecting you!
  • Zak: Yes, indeed!
  • Prohyas: Good thing we've got spirits.
  • Ben: We're ready to store the power!
  • Rex: We can make a team together.
  • Major Glory: Fantastic!
  • Valhallen: We're counting on you.
  • Krunk: Krunk, too!
  • (As Dexter and his friends set off to store the powers, the Kanker Sisters watch)
  • Lee: Interesting.
  • May: We hope this'll make a better plan.
  • Marie: Just you wait and see!
  • (In a montage of Dexter and his friends at work, Mr. Roboto plays)
  • Styx: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Mata au hi made [また会う日まで] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい] You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not the saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control. We all need control I need control. We all need control I am the modren man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: Too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
  • (Mr. Roboto ends, just as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: What a big surprise you've had.
  • Dexter: Thank you, Conductors.
  • Eddy: Feeling like good times will always understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yep.
  • Zak: My mom and dad will sure mean it.
  • Prohyas: Do you know about Rumors on the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Prohyas. They were dealt by Thomas the Tank Engine. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Rumours starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine loves his branch line. One day, when he stopped at a small station, some children looked sad.
  • Girl: They closed our playground and our favorite sand pit.
  • Boy: Teacher said the sand is soil and too dirty play in.
  • Children: Please help us Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'll see what i can do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas kindly. Thomas hoped things weren't quite as bad as the children had made them out to be. But as he passed their playground, a large sign read: Playground Closed Until Further Notice.
  • Thomas: The Children were right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Thomas sadly. He puffed into the yard and was just about to tell the other engines about the playground when Percy rushed in.
  • Gordon: You look glum, little Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt told driver that he's using Harold to show a visitor the island instead of any of us engines.
  • Gordon: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: Disgusting!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Henry.
  • James: Engines are meant to take visitors around our island not that whirlybird thing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James exclaimed. Gordon was the first to see Harold.
  • Gordon: Harold thinks he can go faster than me. I'll show him.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next, it was Henry's turn.
  • Henry: Sir Topham Hatt has chosen Harold because he's more important than me. Well he's not. Harold can't fly through tunnels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy stopped by a signal on his branch line near a field were sheep were grazing. Harold hovered for a while then buzzed away.
  • Percy: I know what's he's doing. He's just counting sheep.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Percy puffed along his line, feeling much better about his things. That evening, the engines talked about the situation.
  • Gordon: Harold wants to get rid of us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: He doesn't need tunnels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Henry.
  • Percy: Don't worry, he's just counting sheep.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Gordon: Counting sheep? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: He's counting how many engines he can get rid of. He'll see how useful i am tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas wanted to mention the children's playground, but solving the mystery of Harold and the visitor came first. The next day, Gordon was travelling to collect his train.
  • Driver: We'll show that whirlybird just how fast you can go, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. But because they were watching Harold, they missed a signal and went onto the wrong line. Gordon was travelling to trouble. Ahead was a tunnel under repair. His driver reduced steam and braked hard, but it was too late.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, Thomas pulled Gordon clear with the breakdown train. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Gordon's Driver.
  • Thomas: Will Gordon be scrapped, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas sadly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What makes you think that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas decided to pluck up courage.
  • Thomas: Because the engines think the visitor was here to see if he can be replaced by Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well the engines are wrong and you shouldn't listened to rumours, Thomas. This gentleman is making a new playground for the children. It was easy to find a suitable site from up in the air.
  • Visitor: And what's more.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the visitor.
  • Visitor: That tunnel sand will be perfect for the playground. Sand we found by accident you might say.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt still uses Harold to fly above the island. But all the engines know that Harold is spying on them. He is just being very useful.
  • (Thomas and The Rumours ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how rumors were spread all over the Island of Sodor.
  • Ben: Thanks for the offer.
  • Rex: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Joe as he and Chopper take their friends to Jellyfish Fields)
  • Joe: Here we are, boys!
  • Chopper: Home sweet Jellyfish Fields.
  • Keegan: Great!
  • Koji: Look, we've got company!
  • (Kevin C. Cucumber appears)
  • Kevin: Well, if it isn't that weakling.
  • Mikey: Hey, don't you dare call him that!
  • Timmy: We've got too much trials to do!
  • Malachi: Yeah!
  • Oliver: It's about time our challenge is accepted.
  • Kevin: Very well.
  • (Meanwhile, Misty takes Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa along the path)
  • Misty: Man, what a disgusting place!
  • Mel: Lori won't mind me here!
  • Lily: We'd better hope there will be someone who will hunt for us.
  • (But they soon hear loud buzzing sounds)
  • Teodora: Hey, Brianna! Is that your stomach?!
  • Brianna: I didn't start it, Teodora!
  • Vanessa: (shuddering frantically) G-g-girls, we've g-g-got c-c-company!
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora and Brianna: (turning around) Huh?
  • (A whole pack of angry Beedrill appear, with one of them in the lead as a general)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora and Brianna: (all freaking out) A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
  • (The Beedrill leader lets out a loud Charge fanfare and the whole swarm buzz down toward the girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (In super fast motion, they all run away from the Beedrill in fear, as the swarm follow right after them, with a cue from Zoboomafoo's Bovine playing in the background. As it is being heard, the Beedrill chase Misty and her friends around the Jellyfish Fields, no matter where they go. Back with Joe and his friends, they prepare for a showdown against Kevin)
  • Joe: Ready, boys?
  • Chopper and the others: Ready!
  • Kevin: Prepare yourself to lose right now!
  • (A.J., the older brother of Timmy, pulls out a gun with a cork inside. He shoots it with a loud Bang, and the race commences. As it happens, we can hear a clean and modern version of Black Widow in the background)
  • Iggy Azalea: I'm gonna love you Until you hate me And I'm gonna show you What's really crazy You should've known better Then to mess with me harder I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Gonna love you, gonna love you Like a black widow, baby This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray We went from nothing to something liking to loving It was us against the world now we just Love It's like I loved you so much and now I just hate you Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you I wanted all or nothing for us ain't no place in between By me believing what you say that you never mean Like It'll last for ever but now forever ain't as long If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck singing this song You was different from my last but now you got a mirror But as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer Now sing You used to be thirsty for me But now you wanna be set free This is the web, the web that you weave So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now) I'm gonna love you Until you hate me And I'm gonna show you What's really crazy You should've known better Then to mess with me, harder I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
    Gonna love you, gonna love you Like a black widow, baby I'm gonna love you until it hurts Just to get you I'm doing whatever works You'd have never met nobody That will do you how I do ya That will bring you to your knees Praise Jesus hallelujah Imma make you beg for it, plead for it Till you feel like you breath for it Till you do any and everything for it I want you to fiend for it Wake up and dream for it Till it's got you gasping for air And you leave for it Til then you have a cat scan and you can check your mind And there's nothing but me on it Now it's me time believe that If it's yours when you want it I wouldn't promise I need that Till I'm everywhere that you be at I can't fall back go quick 'Cause this here is fatal attraction so I take it all or I don't want peace You used to be thirsty for me But now you wanna be set free This is the web, the web that you weave So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now) I'm gonna love you Until you hate me And I'm gonna show you What's really crazy You should've known better Then to mess with me harder I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Gonna love you, gonna love you Like a black widow, baby.
  • (Black Widow ends as Joe reaches the finish line)
  • Joe: Oh yeah, oh yeah! Who's better, who's better?
  • Kevin: (enraged) How could I lose the whole race?!
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: (echoing) OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
  • Koji: Son of a freak!
  • Chopper: Misty and the girls are in trouble!
  • Keegan: Come on! We'd better see what those screams are coming from!
  • (They all run to the other side and find Misty and her friends with their swollen red noses)
  • Mikey: Oh, my goodness!
  • Timmy: Don't tell us it's...
  • Misty: The Beedrill!
  • Mel: They've all attacked us!
  • Lily: We were trying to run away!
  • Teodora: But they were too aggressive for us to get rid of!
  • Brianna: Now, look what has happened to our poor noses!
  • Vanessa: They're as red as an apple!
  • Malachi: (seeing the girls' swollen red noses) Oh, my goodness!
  • Oliver: You'd best be careful, girls!
  • (Just then, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata arrive)
  • Lexi: We knew we'd find you boys here!
  • Joe: Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata!
  • Chopper: What are you two doing here in the Jellyfish Fields?
  • Senora Zapata: We believe Misty and her friends are scrawny, and we won't let Ash and Puss in the Boots do this!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa: Humph!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Please, don't get mad, girls!
  • Keegan: Man, Conductors, you're more than they'd be disliking for!
  • Koji: Probably because they always hurt Beedrill's feelings with their fear of bugs!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You're right, Koji. They're a combination of Bug and Poison types.
  • Mikey: Mary, Rainer, Sparky and Pyro won't like the situation of it.
  • Timmy: And Oliver?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I know, Timmy, I know. He found something discovered on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Oliver's Find starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver and his break van Toad liked working in the big yards, but one morning, Toad noticed that Oliver was unhappy. He decided to find out why.
  • Toad: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Oliver. It seems to me that things are not well with you, if you forgive for mentioning it.
  • Oliver: You're quite right, Toad. All i do is shunt these freight cars onto the turntable. I longed for a nice run. It's what an engine really means.
  • Toad: Uh, quite so, Mr. Oliver. May I suggest that you speak to Sir Topham Hatt about your problems.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Oliver said nothing. He just grew unhappier and he was rough with the freight cars.
  • Cars: You're no good, Oliver, you're dangerous. We want Percy.
  • Oliver: Percy's far too busy to be bothered with the likes of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Oliver bumped the freight cars hard.
  • Workman: You silly engine!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a workman.
  • Workman: It'll take a long time to repair this turntable which'll cause confusion and delay!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Oliver, you had caused confusion. I thought you can control freight cars. You should work the mail train for a while. Maybe the night air will clear your smokebox.
  • Oliver: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Oliver sadly.
  • Driver: Cheer up, old chap.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The mail train run is a fine run for an engine like you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver smiled, but he still felt he had left everyone down. His driver took him along the coastal run with the mail train. The fresh air couldn't help but brighten Oliver's spirits. They made good speed until it was time to collect some important mail from Harold the Helicopter.
  • Oliver: Come on, Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Harold landed.
  • Harold: Sorry I'm late, great western. Had any uh bit of a problems with one of my arms. Kept letting me down when i was uh meant to be up. You know how it is.
  • Driver: We know that we'll be late for our first run.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Oliver's driver. Soon, they were on their way again. Ahead was a red signal light. Oliver didn't realized that the signalman had dozed off. Oliver whistled several times, but the signal stayed red.
  • Driver: There must be something wrong with that signal. We'll go slowly and stop by the signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. But they never reached it. The points before the signalbox were switched to an old track. They were going the wrong way. Oliver's fireman was concered.
  • Fireman: We need to find the watertower soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Instead they saw an old station. Disaster lay ahead.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile, Sir Topham Hatt was worried.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Oliver has not returned. We'll send out a search party.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Soon he was high in the sky with Harold.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There they are.
  • Driver: It wasn't Oliver's fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the driver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm aware of that. I'm just glad to see you were all safe.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then he saw something. It was an empty old house beside the station. He went to inspect it. When he returned, he spoke to Oliver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You have found another attraction for our island. We'll make this house as good as new and visitors can have tea and crumpets there.
  • Oliver: Hmm.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Oliver.
  • Oliver: Getting lost can be interesting but being found can be much nicer. Especially what an engine feels really useful.
  • (Oliver's Find ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Oliver had discovered something useful.
  • Malachi: Thanks for the offer.
  • Oliver: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (as the Conductors sparkle away, Emily, Ramona, Mary and Maizie arrive with medicines)
  • Emily: Sorry we're late, guys.
  • Ramona: We've had an encounter with an unconscious Wailmer on the road.
  • Mary: But these are the medicines we just brought.
  • Maizie: They're for all of you.
  • (Misty and her friends take the medicines, and as they begin to drink, the swollen stings vanish)
  • Misty: Wow!
  • Mel: It worked!
  • Lily: All right!
  • Teodora: Now, we have to be more careful!
  • Brianna: Just in future.
  • Vanessa: Yeah.
  • (We transit to the Bikini Bottom Jail, as we see the prisoners working hard)
  • Don the Whale: Alright, you buffoons, get to work or you're all dismissed!
  • (Sierra, Brittney, Kendall and Pacifica, dressed as a quartet of prison wardens, prepare for action)
  • Sierra: Ready to make the prisoners a warm welcome?
  • Brittney: (laughs curtly) Of course. We've got our secret weapon on our hands.
  • Kendall: Clarence had been doing well, too.
  • Pacifica: Let's do this!
  • (As they set to work in a series of montages, we hear The Sweet Escape in the background)
  • Gwen Stefani: Woo hoo, yee hoo.  If I could escape. I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah. You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me. If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy)I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah)Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo.
  • (The Sweet Escape ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well done, girls.
  • Sierra: Why thanks, Conductors!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You deserve to make a good time.
  • Brittney: Do you remind us of Bill and Ben?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Brittney. They got into a situation with buffers. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how buffers will be buffers.
  • Kendall: Thanks for hearing that.
  • Pacifica: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (At Downtown Bikini Bottom, Gary guides Brock, Cilan and Clemont to their destination)
  • Gary: No wonder why Ash is surfing for glory!
  • Brock: I'd better hope there are any women who'll addict me.
  • Cilan: I don't think so.
  • Clemont: Gee, you and Bonnie are always rejected by that Croagunk of yours.
  • (But then, Gary steps into a trap and he, Brock, Cilan and Clemont are caught in a giant cage)
  • Gary: Who made this trap?!
  • (Plankton and Dr. Doofenshmirtz appear with Team Rocket and friends)
  • Plankton: We gotcha!
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Looks like you're all in for it now!
  • Brock: What is going on in here?!
  • Jessie: Sorry to break in on you!
  • Cliff: Just prepare for trouble!
  • James: We've burst our way through!
  • Lube: So you might as well make it double!
  • Jessie: To protect the...
  • (But then, Perry the Platypus swings in and kicks Jessie in the face, sending her flying into a wall, much to the other bad guys' horror)
  • Plankton: What the scallop?!
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: How did Perry the Platypus get in here?!
  • Meowth: Hey! You've just ruined our mottoes!
  • Shriek: You take that as a no, you beak-head!
  • Wobbuffet: (agreeing with Meowth and Shriek) Wobbuffet!
  • (But Perry simply pulls out a remote that has a red button in it)
  • Cheatsy: No, no, no! Don't touch the red button!
  • (But it was too late. Perry presses the red button and the floors open with a loud Clang!, resulting in dropping all the bad guys down a giant trapdoor a la Super Mario Adventures)
  • Plankton and the bad guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all land onto the floor with a loud Kuh-Thud! and as the dust clears, they all lie dazed and unconscious below)
  • Brooha: Ow! My poor back!
  • Ulric: Hey, Brute, are you alright?
  • Brute: Man, where are we?
  • (But then, some loud wailing sounds attract the bad guys's attention)
  • Avalanche: What was that?!
  • Toad: We'd better hope no one hears us!
  • (The wails are heard again)
  • Quicksilver: Now, we're in trouble!
  • (The Conductors appear, posing as a trio of possessed spirits)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Who dares to make an interruption?!
  • Big Mouth: It's the Spirits of Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Bully: (breaking down in tears) Oh, we're sorry! We won't be bad again! We promise!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Oh, really? Well, we've got a surprise for you!
  • (A pack of Reznors appear in the trapdoor)
  • Blob: Uh, oh!
  • (The Reznors let out a loud group of roars and chase the screaming bad guys away)
  • Gary: Whoa!
  • Brock: We don't believe it! Those Reznors like to chase bad guys!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And that reminds me of Skarloey surviving the snowfall. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Snow starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was wintertime on the Island of Sodor. The snow covered fields and railway lines. All the engines were hard at work, except Percy.
  • Thomas: Come on, Percy, this is no time to have a rest.
  • Percy: I'm stuck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Moaned Percy.
  • Percy: And my funnel's freezing up. Driver's gone for help.
  • Thomas: Hah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Thomas and went on his way. Later, Thomas had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep and he got stuck. Thomas was very cross.
  • Thomas: Snow is nothing but trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He moaned. Rusty was close by.
  • Rusty: Driver says this winter is as bad as the worse winter of all.
  • Thomas: How worse?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas.
  • Rusty: I'll tell you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Rusty and then the little engine did.
  • Rusty: Skarloey was working the line to the slate mine in the mountains. When the snow came, it was difficult to work. They used the snow as a double buffer zone to help stop cars skidding through the ravine. One day, Skarloey set off to the mine with some empty cars. Meanwhile, there was trouble at the mine. The winch that holds the cars up and down wasn't working properly. Skarloey had reached the ravine. High above him were the mine yards.
  • Skarloey's Driver: That snow looks dangerous.
  • Rusty: Said his driver.
  • Skarloey's Driver: The sound of your engine and the freight cars could cause an avalanche. I'll set up an emergency cap and see what happens.
  • Rusty: Skarloey watched as the driver prepared it. Then they ran over the cap. (Boom!) The bang echoed around the gorge. Nothing happened.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Good.
  • Rusty: Said his driver.
  • Skarloey's Driver: All's well. We'll have a cup of cocoa and then make our way.
  • Rusty: But high above them, all was not well. A long line of full cars was about be winched down the slope. They had just started their journey when some empty cars became derailed. The winch groaned.
  • Freight Cars: Break it, snap it.
  • Rusty: Shouted the freight cars and they did.
  • Freight Cars: On, on, faster, faster!
  • Rusty: They giggled.
  • Workman: The snowbank and buffers will stop them.
  • Rusty: Said a workman. But he was wrong. The freight cars plunged into the ravine. Skarloey and his driver heard the noise and looked up.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Avalanche!
  • Rusty: They cried.
  • (The avalanche starts to bury Skarloey completely)
  • Rusty: When the snow ploomed clear, there was no sign of Skarloey. He was buried deep inside the high drift blocking the ravine. And then came the funny part.
  • Thomas: What's the funny part about an avalanche?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas.
  • Rusty: Well. No one knew that the heat from Skarloey's engine had helped to make an igloo.
  • Men: It's a snowball, it's a snowhouse, it's an engine.
  • Rusty: They cleared away the ice only to find Skarloey's driver and fireman drinking hot cocoa as if nothing had happened.
  • Thomas: Lucky for him. But it just goes to show you can't trust freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Rusty: Or snow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty. The men had just cleared the snow away from him when Gordon puffed by with his machine.
  • Gordon: Hey look out, there's snow about.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He stopped by the tunnel and wheeshed loudly. Then it happened.
  • Gordon: Oh no.
  • (The avalanche falls on top of Gordon, completely burying him)
  • Gordon: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Gordon.
  • Thomas: If Skarloey survived the snowfall, surely a big proud engine like you can do the same.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Thomas.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Moaned Gordon from within and then fell as silent as the snow.
  • (Snow ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how you can survive in anything.
  • Cilan: I see to it.
  • Clemont: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We go back to Sofia and the others at Gil Hammerstein's studio)
  • Sofia: Well, what a relief!
  • Buster: Looks like the contestants have won!
  • Doki: Tune in next time for our next adventure.
  • Gil: Thank you, and good night!
  • (The lights go off on the studio as we end the video)
  • (We then see the SpongeBob SquarePants outro and its end theme in the background, while the credits roll. After they stop at the copyright notice, we go to the United Plankton Pictures logo, followed by the 2001-2008 Warner Bros. Animation logo that has the 2003 URL underneath the logo's shield)
  • (We once again see the 1993-1994 Strand Home Video logo as we conclude our video)

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