- SpongeBob as Quagmire (not Squidward because Squidward is negative and Quagmire is neutral. And besides, SpongeBob and Quagmire both have teeth sticking out of their mouths).
- Mrs. Puff as Lois
- Patrick Star as Peter (not SpongeBob because SpongeBob is smart and Peter is dumb).
- Mindy as Meg
- Plankton as Stewie (Both are small and evil).
- Gary as Brian (Both are pets).
- Squidward as Joe (not Mr. Krabs because Mr. Krabs is rich and Joe is poor).
- Rocko (from Rocko's Modern Life) as Cleveland
- Mr. Krabs as Chris (not Patrick because Patrick is lazy and Chris is industrious).
Version 2 (by Akari's Facebook account)
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- Spongebob as Peter
- Sandy as Meg
- Patrick as Lois
- Squidward as The Yellow Chicken
- Mrs. Puff as Chris
- Plankton as Stewie
- Mr. Krabs as Brian
- Mindy as Quagmire
- Gary as Joe
- Pearl as Jillian
- Tom as Cleverland
- Spot as Bonnie
- Nancy as Herbert
- Robot Spongebob as Evil Monkey
- Pirates as Olivia