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Stan Throws a Tantrum (An American Dad and Phineas and Ferb Crossover)

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Plot

Stan, Phineas, and Ferb go to a toy store, when Stan sees a 2001 ERTL Peter Sam. He pleads for it, but Phineas and Ferb say no. Stan starts to throw a fit and cry, and Phineas and Ferb send him in his room. The next day, Stan, Phineas, and Ferb go to a book store, when Stan notices the 2012 Chipwrecked book that says "TBA". He asks for it, but Phineas and Ferb refuse to get it. Stan starts throwing another fit, and it's up to Candace to solve his problem.

Transcript

  • Narrator: One day, Stan, Phineas, and Ferb went to a toy store, when Stan saw a 2001 ERTL Peter Sam, he went crazy!
  • Stan: Can I have this ERTL Peter Sam? Since I got a blue suit.
  • Phineas: No, Stan!
  • Ferb: And it's a phony!
  • Stan: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT ERTL PETER SAM!!!
  • Phineas and Ferb: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Narrator: The next day...
  • Stan: Can I have that 2012 Chipwrecked book that says "TBA"?! Because I really want the 2001 ERTL Peter Sam.
  • Phineas: No, Stan ol' buddy! And it's hard-to-find and TBA!
  • Ferb: Phineas is right. Alvin and his friends never get that book to you.
  • Stan: Just a little happy birthday for me when I was 75 years old? And the stupid book?
  • Phineas: Never! (he and Ferb walk away)
  • Stan: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • Narrator: Just then, police officers arrived.
  • Perry: What's this?! STAN SMITH FLAMBE???
  • Steve: You are under arrest, American dad!
  • Stan: Phineas and Ferb don't want to drag me out of the store!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!
  • Francine and Hayley: Clam it up! We're going to handcuff you, Stan!
  • Narrator: Later that day, Stan and his friends were playing dodgeball.
  • Baljeet: Ready...
  • Perry: GO!
  • Francine: Whoops!
  • Hayley: CHAAAAARGE!!!
  • Francine: DIE, STAN, DIE!
  • Stan: (ball crushes him, and he falls into the hole with lava) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
  • Francine: Retreat!
  • Candace: What's the matter, Stan?
  • Stan: The ball crushed me and I got defeated in the hole with lava.
  • Candace: You can have fun with your friends 17 years.
  • Stan: OHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!! NOT 17 YEARS!
  • Candace: YEEEEEES!! 17 YEARS!
  • Stan: Why me? Why me!?!
  • Hayley: Here's why! (opens the jar, and moths fly everywhere)
  • Stan: Huh?! (a moth bites Stan's nose) Augh! Do not do this, Mr. Moth! You will hurt me!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Newspaper Man: Cut! Not very good. Anyway, Stan threw a few tantrums, then he ran away.
  • Perry: STAN IS VERY STUPID!!!

(a Thomas-styled train comes chugging by)

  • Baljeet: My! What's that?!
  • Steve: It's a train that is blue.

(400,000 bodyguards come out of the train)

  • Stan: Those bodyguards are very, very stupid. AND YOU SUCK!
  • Bodyguard #1: Stop that nonsense, Stan!
  • Bodyguard #2: Can't stop the music, dude.
  • Stan: Stop it, bodyguards! I WANNA GO HOME!!!

(bodyguards jump on the train)

  • Bodyguards: And we will kidnap you on that f***ing wall!
  • Stan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a giant net catches Stan)

  • Stan: AAAAUUGGHH!! LET...ME...GO!!!
  • Baljeet: Bad boy! (freezes Stan)
  • Stan: Really?
  • Baljeet: No!
  • Stan: How can I stay for?
  • Baljeet: 65 days. Goodbye.

Goofs

Phineas and Ferb have Ganon's voice.

Stan's family and Phineas and Ferb characters are no longer friends, but enemies.

Air Date

December 14, 2011

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