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And so, Abby and the drones traveled far into the dunes until they found Pinkie Wan Kadinkie......


(Abby knocks on door)


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Hello? Oh cool! A new oven and frosting dispenser!


Abby: Um, they're not either of those; they're service drones. And I'm Abby Sweetsinger. Listen, we need your help!


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Come inside. I'm making cupcakes!


(a few minutes later)


Prince Snap Hologram: Help me Pinkie Wan Kadinkie! The Dark One wants to get his hands on the blueprints for the Dark Star! I need your help! Please!?


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: (Gasp!) This is serious!


Mor2J2: We know! We gotta stop him!


Abby: Problem is we need a ship AND a pilot!


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: I know where to find those!


Abby, Pinkie Wan Kadinkie, Mor2J2, RigbyP0 travel to a local diner, hoping to find assistance......


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Excuse us! We are looking for the one they call Bea Solo.


Yang: The one you seek is over there, frozen on the wall.


(All look to see Bea frozen)


Abby: Well, we kinda need her help. Could you thaw her out for us? The universe is at stake!


Yin: Well, if it is that important.....


(Yin and Yang thaw Bea out with lazers)


Bea: (Gasp!!!) Thanks you guys! Pinkie Wan Kadinkie, what are you doing here?


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: I'll explain later! Go get your ship and Gumbacca and meet us in the swamp!


Abby: Swamp?


Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Yes! There is a swamp near here. Your mentor, Kickoda, lives there, and he shall guide you on your path to defeating the dark one.


Later, in the swamp....


Kickoda: Welcome! You're here for your training, right?


Abby: Exactly.


Kickoda: Use the force, you must. The force will help you defeat the dark one!


Abby: Is the force some sort of psycic power I can use to control things?


Kickoda: No. I'm refering to the force of cartoon powers.


Abby: ....Like what?


During training......


Kickoda: Using giant hammers is hard, so you have to keep your balance. Swing hard, you must, to achieve a knock-out!


Back on the Prince's ship....


Dark One: What did you do with the plans to the Dark Star?


Prince Snap: I dunno what your talkin' about!!


Dark One: Fine then, I'll just have to torture you!


(Presses button, and the song Friday by Rebecca Black plays on a stereo)


Stereo: (singing) It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!


Prince Snap: No! Stop!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! I'LL TELL YA ANYTHING!!!!!!


Dark One: Good boy! Now where are the plans?


Prince Snap: What plans?


Dark One: Oh, COME ON!!


Prince Snap: What are you planning on doing with the Dark Star anyway?


Dark One: Only the worst thing known to cartoon kind....


Prince Snap: Oh no! You're not gonna--


Dark One: That's right! I'm going to delete all of the good cartoons from the universe's TVs and replace them with a documentary about the history of sports!


Prince Snap: I dunno, it doesn't sound so bad....


Dark One: In real life! With NO INVOLVEMENT OF CARTOONS!!


Prince Snap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


To be continued......

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