And so, Abby and the drones traveled far into the dunes until they found Pinkie Wan Kadinkie......
(Abby knocks on door)
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Hello? Oh cool! A new oven and frosting dispenser!
Abby: Um, they're not either of those; they're service drones. And I'm Abby Sweetsinger. Listen, we need your help!
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Come inside. I'm making cupcakes!
(a few minutes later)
Prince Snap Hologram: Help me Pinkie Wan Kadinkie! The Dark One wants to get his hands on the blueprints for the Dark Star! I need your help! Please!?
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: (Gasp!) This is serious!
Mor2J2: We know! We gotta stop him!
Abby: Problem is we need a ship AND a pilot!
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: I know where to find those!
Abby, Pinkie Wan Kadinkie, Mor2J2, RigbyP0 travel to a local diner, hoping to find assistance......
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Excuse us! We are looking for the one they call Bea Solo.
Yang: The one you seek is over there, frozen on the wall.
(All look to see Bea frozen)
Abby: Well, we kinda need her help. Could you thaw her out for us? The universe is at stake!
Yin: Well, if it is that important.....
(Yin and Yang thaw Bea out with lazers)
Bea: (Gasp!!!) Thanks you guys! Pinkie Wan Kadinkie, what are you doing here?
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: I'll explain later! Go get your ship and Gumbacca and meet us in the swamp!
Pinkie Wan Kadinkie: Yes! There is a swamp near here. Your mentor, Kickoda, lives there, and he shall guide you on your path to defeating the dark one.
Later, in the swamp....
Kickoda: Welcome! You're here for your training, right?
Kickoda: Use the force, you must. The force will help you defeat the dark one!
Abby: Is the force some sort of psycic power I can use to control things?
Kickoda: No. I'm refering to the force of cartoon powers.
Abby: ....Like what?
Kickoda: Using giant hammers is hard, so you have to keep your balance. Swing hard, you must, to achieve a knock-out!
Back on the Prince's ship....
Dark One: What did you do with the plans to the Dark Star?
Prince Snap: I dunno what your talkin' about!!
Dark One: Fine then, I'll just have to torture you!
(Presses button, and the song Friday by Rebecca Black plays on a stereo)
Stereo: (singing) It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
Prince Snap: No! Stop!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! I'LL TELL YA ANYTHING!!!!!!
Dark One: Good boy! Now where are the plans?
Prince Snap: What plans?
Dark One: Oh, COME ON!!
Prince Snap: What are you planning on doing with the Dark Star anyway?
Dark One: Only the worst thing known to cartoon kind....
Prince Snap: Oh no! You're not gonna--
Dark One: That's right! I'm going to delete all of the good cartoons from the universe's TVs and replace them with a documentary about the history of sports!
Prince Snap: I dunno, it doesn't sound so bad....
Dark One: In real life! With NO INVOLVEMENT OF CARTOONS!!
Prince Snap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
To be continued......