Steam Roller - Alec Baldwin (US) is Pikachufreak's fan-fiction thing to make.

Opening Credits

  • Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
  • Adaptation by BRITT ALLCROFT
  • Storyteller ALEC BALDWIN
  • Directed by DAVID MITTON


  • Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel is very proud of his big sturdy wheels. They have brought tires and whole wells to the rails. But they are unusual. One day, the other engines wouldn't stop teasing him.
  • Engines: Look at his steamroller wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: They joked.
  • Sir Handel: Be quiet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Sir Handel.
  • Sir Handel: You're jealous.
  • Peter Sam: Don't worry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Soothed Peter Sam.
  • Peter Sam: The engines all teased me about my special funnel until they learned how useful it is.
  • Sir Handel: Did you hear that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Sir Handel.
  • Sir Handel: My wheels are special like Peter Sam's funnel. I can go faster than any of you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Skarloey had a plan to make Sir Handel see sense.
  • Skarloey: With your grand wheels, Sir Handel.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: You're just the engine to tackle George.
  • Sir Handel: Who's George?
  • Skarloey: That steamroller over there.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: Listen.
  • Alec Baldwin: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the engines.
  • George: Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads. Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads.
  • Sir Handel: Don't worry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Handel.
  • Sir Handel: Leave him to me. I'll send him packing. George will soon get a run for his money.
  • Alec Baldwin: Later that morning, George was at the level crossing.
  • George: Huh! You're Sir Handel, I suppose.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel was standing no nonsense.
  • Sir Handel: And you, I suppose, are George? Yes, I've heard of you.
  • George: And I've heard of you. You swank around with your stearoller wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
  • Sir Handel: Actually, I'm better. Goodbye.
  • Alec Baldwin: George chuffered on, fuming. Later that day, Sir Handel brought a special load down after the last train had gone. When he had reached the road he saw George travelling home. Sir Handel tried to attract his attention.
  • (Sir Handel's whistle toots)
  • Alec Baldwin: George took no notice. There was barely room to pass. Sir Handel was cross.
  • Sir Handel: Get out of my way, you great clumsy road hog.
  • George: Huh! I don't move for imitation steamrollers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed George. They lumbered along as the insults continue. Then suddenly, there was trouble.
  • (George destroys Sir Handel's train)
  • Sir Handel: Aagh!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Sir Handel.
  • Sir Handel: That was your fault.
  • George: No it wasn't it was yours.
  • Alec Baldwin: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
  • Policeman: Hello, hello, hello.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a policeman ominously.
  • Policeman: And what's going on here?
  • Alec Baldwin: This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead. Next day, the workmen put up a fence between the road and the railway. Then they went away, taking George with him. Sir Handel thought he had made George go away. He talked of nothing but steamrollers.
  • Skarloey: Oh, dear.
  • Alec Baldwin: Whispered Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good.
  • Rusty: Never mind.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Rusty.
  • Rusty: We'll think of something else.
  • Alec Baldwin: But they had no need to do that. Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to the engine and cried...
  • Boy: Look! Here's Sir Handel. He tried to race a steamroller, but the steam roller nearly beat him.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel never mention steamrollers now.

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