Cast[]
- Stewie Griffin as Thomas
- Mr. Washee Washee as Edward
- Carter Pewterschmidt as Henry
- Death as Gordon
- Ernie the Giant Chicken as James
- The Evil Monkey as Percy
- Franz Gutentag as Toby
- Jeff Fecalman as Duck
- Evil Stewie as Donald
- Thaddeus Griffin as Douglas
- Bertram as Oliver
- Peter Griffin as Diesel
- Bitch Stewie as Bill
- Bitch Brian as Ben
- James Woods as BoCo
- Lois Griffin as Daisy
- Angela as Mavis
- Damien (from South Park) as Stepney
- Connie D'Amico as Emily
- Vern as Arry
- Johnny as Bert
- Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Skarloey
- Comic Book Guy (from The Simpsons) as Rheneas
- Snake Jailbird (from The Simpsons) as Sir Handel
- Superintendent Chalmers (from The Simpsons) as Peter Sam
- Artie Ziff (from The Simpsons) as Rusty
- Sideshow Bob (from The Simpsons) as Duncan
- Frank Grimes (from The Simpsons) as Duke
- Shelby's Father (from The Simpsons) as Freddie
- Nelson Muntz (from The Simpsons) as Mighty
- Jimbo Jones (from The Simpsons) as Mac
- Joe Swanson as Diesel 10
- Tomak as Splatter
- Bellgarde as Dodge
- Diesel (from TTTE) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Daisy (from TTTE) as Lady Hatt
- Chris Griffin as Bulgy
- Meg Griffin as Elizabeth
- Glenn Quagmire as George
- Herman (From The Simpsons) as Murdoch
- Mort Goldman as Spencer
- Horace as Scruffey
- Fat Tony (from The Simpsons) as Mr. Percival
- Homer (from The Simpsons) as Smudger
- Brian Griffin as The Spiteful Breakvan
- Zorran (from TUGS) as Jack
- Zip (from TUGS) as Alfie
- Oliver (from Theodore Tugboat) as Oliver (Pack)
- Frank (from TUGS) as Max
- Eddie (from TUGS) as Monty
- Zug (from TUGS) as Kelly
- Johnny Cuba (from TUGS) as Byron
- Bluenose (from TUGS) as Ned
- Carla (from Theodore Tugboat) as Isobella
- Cabot (from Theodore Tugboat) as Nelson
- Nantucket (from TUGS) as Patrick
- Bulstrode (from TTTE) as Buster
- Captain Zero (from TUGS) as The Foreman
- Bruce as D261