"MacShortcake and the BarberBarians" DVD cover
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- Narrator: Long ago, in a land ruled by practical jokers; a very silly battle had gone on for years!
- Orange Blossom: Aww, man!
- Captain: Give them... bad haircuts!
- (Orange and Ginger pull out their razors)
- Person: You monster!
- Narrator: Stuck in the middle is a misfit girl who is better at doing what she wants to do than being in battle.
- Huckleberry Pie and Blueberry Muffin: Our hall! She destroyed it!
- Captain: This is no place for a girl like her.
- Strawberry: You can't do this! I'm the worst Barberbarian ever!
- Narrator: But Peppermint Fizz wants to kill Strawberry. (Cut to a tombstone of the Captain)
- Peppermint: So tell me, (Cut to a tombstone of two soldiers) are you enjoying Turkey so far?
- Guy: I did not fall off the tur... (Door slam) ...nip truck.
- Strawberry: Told ya.
- Narrator: Meanwhile, her friends prepare to bombard their enemies with the stinkiest beans in the land!
- (Two soldiers smell the stench and die)
- Captain: (voiceover) Weep at the fury of our prank!
- Angel Cake: It's the worst thing I've ever smelled.
- Orange Blossom: That is seriously... terrible.
- Ginger Snap: (Coughs)
- Huckleberry Pie: (Throws up on a manatee, and throws it away)
- Blueberry Muffin: (Smells the stench of a skunk) Ahh, that's better.
- Narrator: But when it goes sour...
- Rainbow Sherbert: She's gonna blow! (The Captain smells the stench and dies)
- Two Soldiers: OH MY GOD! THE DREADED LORD OF THE BEANS CAME!
- Raspberry Torte: Who's gonna stop us?
- Strawberry: Perhaps I be of assistance!
- Narrator: ...could she have the answer to this stinky dilemma? Find out in Strawberry and the Barberbarians.