Student Rivalry is a YTV Music Video Spoof to Sibling Rivalry, as covered by Heather Hogwarsh and Ash Ketchum. This music video showcases their fighting evolution from their Kindergarten memories to the present times.


  1. Heather Hogwarsh as Lisa Simpson (Laura Summer)
  2. Ash Ketchum as Bart Simpson (Sarah Natochenny)

Script and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Sammy Tsukino narrating it)
  • Sammy: And now, it's time for Springfield Songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Springfield Song. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for has come to life as Heather Hogwarsh and Ash Ketchum star in their biggest musical ever: Student Rivalry.
  • Heather and Ash: Our life is so confusing, No reason and no rhyme. We've got this funny feeling, Getting old before our time.
  • (music changes to a hip-hop beat)
  • Heather and Ash: Gimme whachu got! Gimme whachu got! I know whachu got! Gimme whachu got!
  • (music changes again to the beginning ballad)
  • Heather: What kind of love brings such confusion?
  • Ash: Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?
  • Heather and Ash: What are these blues we're here to tell you?
  • Heather, Ash, and backing vocals: It's student rivalry!
  • (back to hip-hop)
  • Heather and Ash: I don't wanna share! I wanna make you nuts! Gimme whachu got! Gotta have it all!
  • Ash: Sometimes I see her doing homework.
  • Heather: I'm working hard all by myself.
  • Ash: And who can stand a happy sister?
  • Heather: He hates I don't require help!
  • Backing vocals: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  • Ash: I put a spider on her shoulder.
  • Backing vocals: Oh, yeah! Ooh-ooh!
  • Heather: I'm not aware that it is fake.
  • Backing vocals: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  • Ash: I ask her what the heck that thing is.
  • Backing vocals: Ew!
  • Heather: I turn and start I scream and shake!
  • Backing vocals: Scream and shake!
  • (music changes from hip-hop to blues/shuffle)
  • Ash: Whyyyyyyy does it feel so good, my dear old fun? I know it's wrong to feel so mean, should've hear her scream! (Ash laughs)
  • (The song changes back from blues/shuffle to hip-hop)
  • Heather: I am not blameless in this equation.
  • Ash: She likes to talk over my head.
  • Heather: Poor Ash, his trials and tribulations.
  • Backing vocals: Poor Ash.
  • Ash: Before a test, she makes me dread.
  • Backing vocals: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  • Heather: 'Cause I predict that he will fail.
  • Backing vocals: Gonna flunk, ooh-ooh!
  • Ash: I chase her down when she is right.
  • Backing vocals: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
  • Heather: When I refuse to just turn tail.
  • Backing vocals: Hold your ground, Heather.
  • Heather and Ash: We have our most outstanding fights!
  • Backing vocals: OUTSTANDING FIGHTS!
  • (Back to melodramatic showtune style)
  • Heather: What kind of love brings such contusions?
  • Ash: All these Band-Aids the world can see?
  • Heather and Ash: What is this shame we're here to tell you?
  • Heather, Ash, and backing vocals: It's student rivalry!
  • (The song returns to the opening ballad tempo and feel)
  • Heather and Ash: A student and a trainer. We're trying not to boast. But we can't help believing That we'll always be this close.
  • Backing vocals: Students find it, oh, so hard When it comes to giving Let them once try singing background for a living!
  • (Student Rivalry ends as we go back to Sammy)
  • Sammy: This has been Springfield Songs on YTV. Tune in next time for our next album.

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