Based on the Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies, Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Talespin & Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons, Mr. Conductor Meets Ren & Stimpy is a series featuring three Mr. Conductors Ringo Starr, George Carlin and Michael Angelis & featuring Barney the Purple Dinosaur played by Bob West featuring Thomas Stories and Jay Jay story in each episode. It first aired on PBS Kids on January 12, 2004. Each Thomas story and Jay Jay story will be used only once.
Thomas: Season 1-7 allowed
Jay Jay: Model and CGI Series allowed.
Trivia/Notes[]
- Barney has his Season 3 voice and 1995 costume.
- Baby Bop has her Season 3 voice and 1995 costume.
- BJ has his Season 3 voice and 1995 costume.
- Yoshi has his current design and is voiced by Tom Kenny
Season 1 (2004)[]
Episode 1: Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot[]
Stimpy's Big Day Plot[]
After winning a Gritty Kitty poem contest, Stimpy goes to Hollywood, leaving Ren feeling lonely.
The Big Shot Plot[]
Stimpy enjoys living his new life in Hollywood, and becomes a big star, but after a while they both start to miss each other and eventually Stimpy gives up all the money and fame to see Ren again.
Notes[]
- Since this is the first episode, two Thomas stories and two Jay Jay stories are used.
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Ringo Starr.
Thomas Stories[]
- Saved From Scrap (Stimpy's Big Day)
- Whistles & Sneezes (The Big Shot)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Jay Jay's First Flight (Stimpy's Big Day)
- Herky's Brilliant Idea (The Big Shot)
Quotes[]
Lines from Stimpy's Big Day[]
- (Ren walks out of the window. Then he stops. Then he sobs and cries)
- Barney: Ren, what's wrong?
- Ren: Stimpy left for Hollywood.
- Barney: I hope he will return, maybe after a few days.
- BJ: Yeah, you're right.
- Mr. Conductor (RS): That reminds me of a story about an old friend.
- Barney: What is his name?
- Mr. Conductor (RS): Trevor the Traction Engine. And I will tell you about it. (blows story whistle. Steam fills up room and the story, Saved From Scrap begins) (narrating) Sir Topham Hatt works his engines hard. They are very proud when he calls them really useful.
- Edward: I am going to the scrapyard today.
- Mr. Conductor (RS): (narrating) Edward called to Thomas.
- Thomas: Old, all ready? You're not that old!
- Mr. Conductor (RS): Replied Thomas cheekily. Thomas was only teasing.
Lines from The Big Shot[]
Special Guests[]
Episode 2: Robin Hoek/Nurse Stimpy[]
Robin Hoek Plot[]
As Stimpy reads a mixed-up version of Robin Hood, Ren dreams he is Robin, and Stimpy as all the other roles.
Nurse Stimpy Plot[]
When Ren gets sick, Stimpy decides to take care of Ren himself, but the treatment proves worse than the disease. By the end Ren feels better and Stimpy gets sick, prompting a vengeful "Nurse Ren" into action.
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Tom Kenny (as Jay Jay), Julie Karvner (as Tracy and Savannah), Patty Wirtz (as Herky and Snuffy), Michael Angelis as Big Jake.
Thomas Stories[]
- Edward's Exploit (Robin Hoek)
- Henry's Special Coal (Nurse Stimpy)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Hiccup Havoc (Robin Hoek)
- Jay Jay's New Wheels (Nurst Stimpy)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
- In the Jay Jay stories, Patty Wirtz uses BJ's Season 2 voice for Herky and BJ's Season 3 voice for Snuffy.
Special Guests[]
Episode 3: Space Madness/The Boy Who Cried Rat[]
Space Madness Plot[]
Commander Höek (Ren) and Cadet Stimpy are on a mission to explore the cosmos. Commander Hoek begins to display symptoms of "space madness". Stimpy attempts to calm his sickened Officer while still maintaining his loyalty to his command, but it doesn't last long.
The Boy Who Cried Rat Plot[]
When Ren and Stimpy are caught stealing out of garbage cans, they are chased out on the streets, and begin to starve. The pair then hatches a plan to get money and food: disguise Ren as a mouse and put him in a family's home, and turn Stimpy into a neighborhood mouse catcher. This episode's title is also written with an exclamation mark - "The Boy Who Cried Rat!".
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Ringo Starr.
Thomas Stories[]
- Daisy (Space Madness)
- Duck Takes Charge (The Boy Who Cried Rat)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Jay Jay's Colorful Cover-Up (Space Madness)
- Old Oscar Steals the Show (The Boy Who Cried Rat)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
Special Guests[]
Episode 4: Fire Dogs/The Littlest Giant[]
Fire Dogs Plot[]
Disguised as dalmatians to get food, shelter and money, Ren and Stimpy get jobs as fire dogs. Although they do not closely resemble dalmatians, a can of spotted "dalmatian paint" allows them to pass as the spotted animals.
The Littlest Giant Plot[]
In another one of Stimpy's bedtime stories, Ren dreams he is Wee Ren, who befriends the littlest giant (Stimpy) in the story, "The Littlest Giant".
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Ringo Starr.
Thomas Stories[]
- Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Angelis, Fire Dogs)
- A New Friend For Thomas (Ringo Starr, The Littlest Giant)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Old Oscar Steals The Snow (Fire Dogs)
- Snuffy's Snowman (The Littlest Giant)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
Episode 5: Marooned/Untamed World[]
Marooned Plot[]
After Commander Höek (Ren) and Cadet Stimpy land on a strange planet, some weird (and painful) things happen to them.
Untamed World Plot[]
Ren and Stimpy host a nature show, Untamed World, and go to the Galapagos Island to find creatures that look like... themselves.
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Tom Kenny (as Jay Jay and Ev), Julie Karvner (as Tracy and Savannah), Patty Wirtz (as Herky and Snuffy), Michael Angelis as Big Jake (from Fire Engine Evan) and Ringo Starr (from Old Oscar Leads The Parade).
Thomas Stories[]
- Woolly Bear (Ringo Starr, Marooned)
- Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin, Untamed World)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Fire Engine Evan (Marooned)
- Old Oscar Leads The Parade (Untamed World)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
Episode 6: Black Hole/Stimpy's Invention[]
Black Hole Plot[]
Commander Höek (Ren) and Cadet Stimpy pass through a black hole and live to tell the tale, but the atmosphere has some weird effects on the duo. They have to make it to the portal bus before 3:00, otherwise they'll be stuck there until they implode. They aren't allowed on the portal bus as they don't have exact change, and so they decide to implode. At the last second, Stimpy remembers that he does have change, saying "Kinda ironic, huh, Ren?" as they start to implode.
Stimpy's Invention Plot[]
After Ren tries some of Stimpy's inventions that work poorly, Stimpy invents a "Happy Helmet" to make Ren feel happier, at which Ren is forcefully happy. Note: this episode includes the original "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" song.
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Ringo Starr.
Thomas Stories[]
- Gordon Takes A Dip (Ringo Starr, Black Hole)
- Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Michael Angelis, Stimpy's Invention)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Snuffy's Birthday Surprise (Black Hole)
- Tracy's Fantastic Journey (Stimpy's Invention)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
Episode 7: Man's Best Friend[]
Episode 8: In The Army/Powdered Toast Man[]
In The Army Plot[]
Ren and Stimpy register in the army, unaware of all the obstacles to overcome with a big, bossy sarge, though they end up passing and entering war.
Powdered Toast Man Plot[]
Powdered Toast Man saves a kitten from crashing into a truck, rescues the Pope (voiced by Frank Zappa) from Muddy Mudskipper, serves Ren and Stimpy breakfast, and helps the president with a delicate bathroom situation.
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.
- Jay Jay Stories re-narrated by Bob West character voices by Ringo Starr.
Thomas Stories[]
- The Diseasel (In The Army)
- Thomas Saves The Day (S1) (Powdered Toast Man)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Jay Jay and the Sparkberry Tree (In The Army)
- Herky's Bright Idea (Powdered Toast Man)
Quotes[]
Trivia[]
Epiosde 9: Ren's Toothache[]
Plot[]
After Ren doesn't brush his teeth and all of his teeth fall out. Stimpy tells Ren to leave his nerve endings under his pillow, and a fairy will give him $100.00. During the night, the fairy comes and is all out of 100 dollar bills, and gives him a ball of lint. So the next day, Stimpy gives Ren one of his oversized teeth for a birthday present.
Notes[]
- Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.
- Jay Jay Stories retold by Bob West and same voices for Jay Jay CGI episodes from previous episodes.
- Since this is a double episode, there are two Thomas stories and two Jay Jay stories used.
Thomas Stories[]
- No Joke For James (George Carlin)
- Down The Mine (Ringo Starr)
Jay Jay Stories[]
- Wing Wigglin'
- Jay Jay's Bad Dream