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Chapter 1: Are You My Neighbor?

  • Benny: Now Lanny, Simon and Travis aren't their real names. Their real names were "Shaft", "Sad Sack", and "A Bed". Of course no one remembered those so we took to calling them "Ren and Stimpy and A Penny".
  • Mrs. (Anna) Stallion: What are you doing, Lanny? What is that thing anyway?
  • Lanny Stallion: Mom, I present to you: "The Juice-Bot 4000". It gives you juice at the speed of sound!
  • Mr. (Harold) Stallion: Fire up the contraption.
  • Lanny Stallion: You got it Dad! Initiate juice sequence. It works!
  • (WHOOSH!)
  • Mr. Stallion: He gave his life for ours. We'll miss you, Harry the Toast.
  • Mrs. Stallion: Lanny Stallion, my boy, you're just too crazy for those contraptions. Now go to school and we'll discuss this later. I've had enough of your inventiveness for one day.
  • Lanny Stallion: Okay.
  • (At Lindbergh High School...)
  • Sandra: Good morning Benny, how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd love to stay and talk, but it's almost 10 o'clock, and I haven't got the time! We work real hard at the Lindbergh High, we start at 10, we eat lunch at 1, and leave at 4, we ride the bus of luck, to make a buck, so I can send it home to my family!
  • Houston: Well now, you are in trouble. Your time card is a wreck. It's almost 30 seconds past 10. I'll tell Scooter that you're late, and he'll take it from your check!
  • Sandra: Yes, Houston.
  • Houston: Oh yes, we work real hard at Lindbergh High!
  • Injured Student: Excuse me sir, but I got an injury.
  • Houston: Talk to the Principal, she'll fix that! With all this work, we got no time for sympathy!
  • Simon: We used to be so happy. We used to laugh, and run.
  • Travis: Now there's no time to play 'cause we gotta work all day, and it isn't very fun!
  • Simon: I'm Simon.
  • Travis: I'm Travis!
  • Simon and Travis: We work here in the plant. We'd like to take a break, for goodness sake, but Mr. Scooter says:
  • Houston: You can't! Ha!
  • Lindbergh High School Students and Staff: We all need a vacation. Our schedule is severe. We're getting very tired, but stopping gets us fired, so we'll have to stay right here. We work real hard at the Lindbergh High, we start at 10, we eat lunch at 1, and leave at 4, we work the whole week through, to make a buck or two, so we can send it home to our families! Someday they'll come and join us. We'll live in harmony, we hope the day is near, until then you'll find us here at the Lindbergh High School!
  • Travis: Feeling okay, Lanny? You look down.
  • Lanny: I'm so sorry guys. It's just that it's a heavy burden being a scientist.
  • Simon: I know what you mean. That's why I set out early to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
  • Lanny: Why can't I just take a day off of inventiveness?
  • Simon: Talk about kismet! Once everyone gets a load of my science project, there'll be a new genius in town!
  • Benny: The school is run by Scooter and his assistant, Houston. Now Scooter's not a bad man. He just gets confused sometimes.
  • Scooter: What's that supposed to be? A hamburger holder?
  • Simon: It's "The Hamburger Holder Deluxe", also known as "The Versa-Bun 2.0". Not only does it hold burgers, but also, it's a fancy hat, a butterfly with fat wings, a seat cushion at your sporting event, and if you see it right before your very eyes: it's gone!
  • Houston: I see. Next time, work with Lanny.
  • Lanny: I present to you two: a magnetic tray that suspends two plates in mid-air. Get a load of that drifting aimlessly through life, Scooter and Houston.
  • Sandra: I have a project that's as good as Stallion's! Behold, a papier-mache model of Mt. Everest!
  • Scooter: Look Sandra! Lanny's plates are floating.
  • Houston: Actually boss, I think the genius is sitting.
  • Lanny: I'm standing.
  • Houston: Sitting!
  • Lanny: Look, this is sitting, and this is standing. I'm standing.
  • Houston: Okay. He's standing. Scooter, those students have been angering Lanny. And between you and me, I think they're not crazy.
  • Principal Tucker: Lanny Stallion's test scores were the highest in history!
  • Lanny: What's so great about being special if it means I always love my friends who're weird to me? That gives me an idea. A really, really, good idea!
  • (Later that day...)
  • Lanny: I present to you, the "Brain-Drain 9000". The same device used by radio personalities.
  • Simon: Try it on!
  • Travis: Hang on, you could just shorten your brain.
  • Lanny: A normal brain could be nothing but trouble. Initialize brain-drain.
  • (Zap!)
  • Simon: Um, what just happened? That didn't really help at all.
  • Lanny: Shiny? Shiny! I like shiny! Have you guys seen my loopy dance?
  • Travis: The Lanny who's not crazy seems kind of stupid.
  • (The next day, in the classroom...)
  • Scooter: Lanny Stallion! How many times do I have to tell you not to eat while you're wearing your helmet?
  • Lanny: Oh sorry.
  • Scooter: Now, can anyone tell me what's the square root of forty-nine?
  • Lanny: Scotty, I know! Twelfty-eight.
  • Scooter: I'm so sorry. Anyone else know?
  • Sandra: Seven! I'm now the smartest around!
  • Houston: Sandra, you're 30 seconds late again. If you keep getting tardy again, you're fired.
  • Scooter: That's why we called your father, young lady.
  • Houston: (gasp!) There's a giant meteor coming towards Earth!
  • Simon: What's it made out of, sir?
  • Scooter and Houston: Popcorn!
  • Travis: A popcorn ball meteor! The worst kind.
  • (Outside...)
  • Scooter: Everyone must now stand in an orally fashion as we await our imminent doom.
  • Limo Driver: Lanny, the popcorn ball meteor's heading towards Earth, and you must help us save it!
  • Houston: What can we do?
  • Benny: Everyone did everything they possibly could to watch the meteor head straight toward them. But Lanny Stallion seemed as though he needs to accept the difference in everyone, whom he knows is "weird" to him, but not "weird" to God.
  • (That evening...)
  • Sandra: It's time to wing this thing.
  • Lanny: I heard that they'll go on a trip through the galaxy once the meteor's gone.
  • Benny: Just like that, young Lanny Stallion's back to his normal, genius self. So he carried out his plan using the magnetic plates.
  • (HOORAY! YAY!)
  • Sandra: The next time a giant popcorn meteor comes to this schoolyard, please come crying to me no more.
  • Scooter: About that trip...
  • (Later on the trip...)
  • Simon: Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes, a girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose?
  • Travis: Some kids call them oddballs, and some kids call them weird, is it my imagination or does Aunt Ruth have a beard?
  • Lanny: God made lots of people in all colors, shapes and sizes. He loves them very much and what we need to realize is that calling people names because they're different is wrong. Instead, we need to look on them in love and sing this song!
  • Scooter and Houston: I can be your friend, I can be your friend! Any day in any weather, we can be friends and play together!
  • Houston: Yeah we're all pretty different. Some are skinny, some are stout.
  • Lanny: But the inside is the part that we're supposed to care about.
  • Scooter: Yeah, that's where we've got feelings that are very much the same. And so instead of weirdo, I think friend's a better name!
  • Lanny, Scooter, Houston, Simon and Travis: I can be your friend, la-la-la, I can be your friend, la-la-la. If your hair is red or yellow, we can have lunch, I'll share my Jell-O! I can be your friend, la-la-la, I can be your friend, la-la-la. It's okay if we are different, we can still play 'cause I can be your friend!
  • Benny: And that ends the story of Ben and Jerry's Hashtag Pickles.
  • (After all the students and staff left that same evening...)
  • Scooter: Well Houston, thanks for helping me out with this.
  • Houston: Oh for being so temperate, they sure can find stuff in the galaxy.
  • Scooter: Let's keep it to ourselves. I heard that my class flipped out when they saw that enormous ball of popcorn.
  • Houston: They did flip. I was the one who had to tell them.
  • Lanny: That was fun and all, 'cause now everyone I know is not "weird" to me anymore.
  • Simon: Son of Harold and Anna Stallion, thanks to your inventiveness, we're all safe.
  • Travis: You accepted the differences that was made by God, and loved your neighbors as yourself, Lanny!
  • Scooter: Well, we'll lock up the high school real tight tonight just to be safe. Goodnight, Houston!
  • Houston: Goodnight, Scooter.

Chapter 2: The Dance of the Cucumber

Chapter 3: Esther: Persia's Queen

  • (A wise man once said not to be afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.)

Chapter 4: Classy Songs with Larry

  • Classy Larry: Evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, let us consider the world! Some think it's rigid. Others think it's real sharp!
  • Englishman: La-la-la-la!
  • Prince Amulet: La-la-la-la!
  • Classy Larry: That's not very sharp! Please, no interruptions. The world's made for fun and frolic.
  • Swedish Man: Yes! Frolic!
  • Classy Larry: Hold it!
  • Roman Emperor: La-la-la-la!
  • Classy Larry: Many think it's all melancholic, while others think...
  • Englishman, Prince Amulet, Swedish Man, and Roman Emperor: يوم واحد بينما كان ينتظر حافلة وقال أنه قبعة قبعته المدخنة أنه ارتدى له الرأس حتى بفخر، قبعة جميلة قبعة يجعله يشعر جميلة جداً. قبعة يجعله يشعر جميلة جداً روعة لأنه في صاحب الجلالة
  • Classy Larry: أشعر بذلك تضخم. اراهن الآخرين أتمنى أنها قبعة مثل هذا! الآن قبعته لم يكن الجميع كان يرتدي بفخر. لذلك أنه ينبغي أن تشترك أكثر من ذلك.
  • Englishman, Prince Amulet, Swedish Man, and Roman Emperor: وأجرى له علاج ذلك باعتزاز من الشوكولاته. الطيبة التي تجعله يشعر داندي لدى بلدي الشوكولاته على عاتق اللفة بلدي . أشعر بذلك جيدا.والشوكولاته يجعل منه الدهون.
  • Classy Larry: كان الوقت يمر والشمس ازداد سخونة على قبعته، والوجبات الخفيفة الشوكولاته له. تحت قبعته وتساءل: "ماذا يمكنني أن أفعل لإنقاذ قبعتي؟" ويعتقد أنه كما قال بيرسبيري
  • Englishman, Prince Amulet, Classy Larry, Swedish Man and Roman Emperor: أنه يخشى أن يعامل ستتحول إلى ضريبة القيمة المضافة. لن أشعر بالكبرى. الشمس الحصو ل على الساخن! على عجل قبل أن يذهب بي دابيرنيس شقة!
  • Prince Amulet: That's not good.
  • Swedish Man: Oh, no!
  • Classy Larry: أنه قرر التخلي عن نظرته حتى محطما. أنه وضع يعامل على المقعد بجانبهووضع قبعته على أعلى من ذلك
  • Roman Emperor: Uh-oh.
  • Classy Larry: يا رجاء لا تدع أي شخص يجلس قريب مني على قبعتي.
  • Englishman: This doesn't look good.
  • Classy Larry: اسأل إذا كان كل واحد منكم سيكون ذلك يرجى مجرد البقاء مرة أخرى. بعيداً عن بلادي الوجبات الخفيفة!
  • (BOOM!)
  • (And they all perished.)

Chapter 5: Larry Boy and the Rude Beet

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