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Chapter 1: Jonah

  • (For thousands of years, the story's been told of a man who was eaten by a whale... and lived to tell about it. You've never heard this story 'till you've heard it told... until now! Now Jonah was a prophet of God, which meant he was one of the people God used to deliver messages to Israel. He was kind of like a mailman, except his messages came straight from God. Anyways, Jonah helped out his friends by delivering them messages. And when he talked, everybody listened!)
  • Isreali Merchant: What's the word, Jonah?
  • Jonah: Dear people, I bring you a message from the Lord. It's a message of encouragement. Do not fight, do not cheat, wash your hands before you eat. There is nothing quite as sweet, a message from the Lord! Be a friend, say your prayers, heaven loves a heart that cares. That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord! And if you follow God's commands, there will be peace throughout the land. You will live long and happy lives, with your sheep, your kids, your wives! Don't eat pigs, don't eat bats, don't eat beetles, flies or gnats, stay away from all of that, a message from the Lord! Do what's right, don't provoke, put four tassels on your cloak, do not laugh, it's not a joke, a message from the Lord!
  • Jopponians: Do not fight, do not cheat, wash your hands before you eat. There is nothing quite as sweet, a message from the Lord! Be a friend, say your prayers, heaven loves a heart that cares. That is why he's come to share a message from the Lord! And if we follow God's commands, there will be peace throughout the land. We will live long and happy lives, with our sheep, our kids, our wives! Do what's right, don't provoke, put four tassels on your cloak, do not laugh, it's not a joke, a message from the Lord!
  • Jonah: Don't do drugs, stay in school!
  • Scribe: That's a lot of rules!
  • Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool
  • Jopponians: Follow them and you're no fool
  • Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool
  • Jopponians: Follow them and you're no fool
  • Jonah: Follow them and you're no fool
  • Jopponians: Follow them and you're no fool, a message from the Lord. Follow them and you're no fool, a message from the Lord! A message from the Lord!
  • (That was pretty much Jonah's life. Town to town, bringing God's messages to his friends. Not a bad gig overall! So every night, before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if there was a new message for him to deliver. And this night, there was a message that would change Jonah's life.)
  • Jonah: A new message? Yes, what was that? People being unkind? Lying? Stealing? Oh dear! Sounds like a standard turn-and-repent to me. Alright, name the town. I'll be on my way first thing in the morning. Where is it? Jericho? Damascus? What? Nineveh? I'm not aware of any "Ninevehs" in Israel. No I don't think... Oh, you mean "that" Nineveh?
  • (That Nineveh wasn't in Israel at all. It was the capital of Assyria, and it was the biggest, meanest city around. Now the people of Nineveh were particularly mean to Jonah's people, the Israelites. They lied. They stole. Worst of all, they slapped people with fishes! They even slapped each other with fishes. They didn't know the difference between right and wrong. The Ninevites were so mean, in fact, that most Israelites, including Jonah, wished God would just wipe Nineveh off the face of the Earth! Needless to say, Jonah was shocked that God would want him to deliver messages to his enemies.)
  • Jonah: You don't want me to go there. You don't know what Nineveh is like! Perhaps you've never been there... Well, of course, you haven't! A god like you would never go to a place like Nineveh! For that matter, either would a prophet like me! Ha ha.. No, it cannot be... Your messages are meant for me... and my brothers. We are you're chosen people - and Nineveh... well, they're not! There must be some mistake - a big misunderstanding. It's really hard to take - how could you be so demanding? For years I've been your messenger from Moresheth to Gath. But Nineveh should get no chance to turn - they've earned your wrath! No, it cannot be... Your messages are meant for me... and my brothers. We are you're chosen people - and Nineveh... well, they're not! We're the good guys... they're the bad guys! Please, don't send me there with a message of your mercy. Damascus or Jerusalem - I'll be there in a minute! Any town in Israel, just ask me! I'll be in it! Shiloh, Gilgal, Jericho - just say the word! But Nineveh - that is just absurd! Joppa, Aphek, Jezreel - they're all just fine - But Nineveh... oh, Nineveh... No! Nineveh is where I draw the line! No, it cannot be. Your messages are meant for me.
  • (Yep. It sounded like God wanted to offer mercy to the Ninevites. Jonah was afraid God was going to give Nineveh a second chance - that he was going to help them even though they didn't deserve it!)
  • Ticket Man: The name's Angus. I sell cruise tickets. There's nothing like a cruise to clean the sand outta your wicket, aye? But you can't sail to Nineveh, it's landlocked! You can't go by sea, you have to go by land.
  • Jonah: What's the farthest thing in the world from Nineveh?
  • Ticket Agent: Well, if you have a few days, you could sail down to Egypt.
  • Jonah: I want to go to Tarshish!
  • Ticket Agent: What? That's the other end of the world. If you had the money, no one around here would sail all the way to Tarshish.
  • (Later that same day...)
  • Captain Simon: We can't. We're too busy with cargo.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Pirates have to rob and pillage. That really takes it out of you.
  • First Mate George: And Alf is on in a half-hour so I don't think...
  • Captain Simon: Besides that, we never sail. So the answer is "No".
  • Jonah: Money is no object.
  • Captain Simon: Next stop Tarshish! I'll hoist the mainsail!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: I'll pop the popcorn!
  • First Mate George: I'll get the moist towelettes! Where'd you keep them? Hey, have you seen the towelettes?
  • (Even though they never sailed before, they took it like a fish to water. Once we were finally out to sea, Jonah went below deck to rest a bit.)
  • Jonah: Mr. Twisty? Show yourself!
  • Colin: My name is Colin. I'm a caterpillar. That is only half true. My mother was a worm, my father was a caterpillar. But I'm okay with that now. So, where is this ship heading to?
  • Jonah: Tarshish.
  • Colin: You are a big shot! You're the most famous prophet in the world. Those people in Nineveh do not know right from wrong. Jonah, there's a beautiful woman in Nineveh, is there not? A beautiful young lady. She is waiting there for you. You were promised to be married, but your job is in the way. And the woman's father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves. This very day you will sail for Tarshish to deliver the message that will break the back of the camel thieves, but in the process, will break the heart of the woman you love! Yes, yes, insight runs very deep in my family. Do not worry, the first one's free.
  • (As soon as they hit Tarshish, a huge rainstorm blew in)
  • Captain Simon: Jonah! We're in a storm like I've never seen before. If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sick!
  • Colin: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!
  • Captain Simon: What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf eater? Why if it isn't for this storm, you're walking the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this? Get up and pray to your God! Maybe he'll have mercy on us and spare our lives. Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.
  • Jonah: I admit it! It's my fault. I'm a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of heaven who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen. You know, I don't like those people. So I ran. I ran and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Ahh, you don't have to do that. We got a plank! You can just walk off.
  • Jonah: Yes, thank you. You're too kind.
  • Captain Simon: Well Jonah, ol' buddy, it was nice knowing you. You've been titled to a refund. Underneath the circumstances, you know, with you dying and all.
  • Jonah: No I don't want my money back.
  • First Mate George: Oh Lord, please don't let us die for this man's sin.
  • (SPLASH!)
  • Captain Simon: That was easy!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Should we pull him back in?
  • Captain Simon: I don't see why not.
  • Jonah: Something touched me! There's something in the water!
  • (The Pirates frantically tried to pull Jonah back onboard, and as they did, an enormous whale ate him whole!)
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Whoops.
  • (Inside the whale...)
  • Jonah: God just gave me a job to do, and I disobeyed him. I ran the other way! I've done something terrible and now I'm getting what I deserve.
  • Angel 1: Have you seemed so pathetic?
  • Angel 2: Jonah, we're messengers from the Lord, just like you.
  • Angel 3: Jonah, we've got a message for you!
  • Angels: You see God's a God of mercy God's a God of love And right now, He's gonna lend A helping hand from up above Praise the Lord, He's the God of second chances You'll be floored how His love your life enhances You can be restored from your darkest circumstances Our God is a God of second chances! So, if you say you're sorry for all the stuff you do We know that He'll be ready with a second chance for you Praise the Lord, He's the God of second chances You'll be floored how His love your life enhances You can be restored from your darkest circumstances Our God is a God of second chances Our God is a God If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do God gives a second chance Second chances, second chances Praise the Lord, He's the God of second chances You'll be floored when you're restored from your darkest circumstances Our God is a God of second chances Second chances, second chances Praise the Lord, He is the God of second chances You'll be floored when you're restored from your darkest circumstances Our God is a God of second chances If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do If you believe, God's love is true Then you should know what you should do Second chances, second chances Praise the Lord, He's the God of second chances You'll be floored when you're restored from your darkest circumstances Our God is a God of second chances Our God is a God Our God is a God
  • (So from inside the whale, Jonah prayed and asked God for not obeying. He told God that he would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those people very much. Three days later, Jonah knew something strange happening!)
  • Jonah: Yes, well, some lessons are harder to learn than others.
  • (God told the whale to burp up Jonah, and Jonah asked for a second chance. Just as he promised, he headed straight for Nineveh.)
  • Jonah: My name is Jonah, and I'm a prophet from...
  • Guard 1: You're not from here! You're a stranger!
  • Guard 2: We don't like strangers. So why're you here?
  • Jonah: I have a message.
  • Guards: A message? For who?
  • Jonah: The whole city!
  • Guards: You got a message for the whole city? I'll alert the King: "Your honor, a bleached prophet has a message for us all!"
  • (Just as Jonah whirled around, he heard some voices. It was Buccaneer Jeffrey and his two friends. The Ninevites were everything Jonah expected. But God wanted to give the Ninevites a second chance. Despite all the fish-slapping, Jonah had to keep trying and get God's message through. The pirates brought Jonah in before the King.)
  • King: Here in Nineveh, we bow to the Great Fish. We celebrate the Great Fish in our art. We must hear the message.
  • Jonah: Stop it! Stop lying, stop cheating, stop being mean and vicious, this is what God wants you all to do. Or this entire city will be destroyed!
  • (The King was very upset. He had no idea they weren't supposed to do that stuff, but no one never told him that before!)
  • King: Let everyone call urgently to God, let them give up their evil ways and their violence!
  • (So the Ninevites said they were sorry and started being nice to people.)
  • Jonah: When I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona And it was there I learned the tale of a man whose name was Jonah now Jonah was a prophet, but that's not why he's remembered They tell the tale, Cause in a whale he nearly was dismembered!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: Jonah was a prophet
  • Jonah: Ooh-ooh!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: But he really never got it!
  • Jonah: Sad but true.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: If you've been watching you could spot it.
  • Jonah: Doodley-doo!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: He did not get the point!
  • Jonah: Compassion and mercy from me to you and you to me exactly what God wants to see and yes that is the point!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: Jonah was a prophet
  • Jonah: Ooh-ooh!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: But he really never got it!
  • Jonah: Sad but true.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: If you've been watching you could spot it.
  • Jonah: Doodley-doo!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: He did not get the point!
  • Jonah: Now Jonah set sail on a pirate ship in a dreadful gale.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: Got eaten up by a giant whale there is no more to be said You think he would learn a lot From being saved from an awful spot With a second chance that he had got He didn't want to be spread now poor old Jonah and now he's all alone-ah got to use a megaphone-ah to get it through to his head-HEY! Jonah was a prophet
  • Jonah: Ooh-ooh!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: But he really never got it!
  • Jonah: Sad but true.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: If you've been watching you could spot it.
  • Jonah: Doodley-doo!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: He did not get the point!
  • Jonah: Now during your life you probably don't ride on a camel and you probably won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal but now in your life there is something you can do everyone deserves a second chance to come from you!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey, Captain Simon and First Mate George: Compassion and mercy from me to you and you to me Exactly what god wants to see and yes that is the point!

Chapter 2: The Toy that Ruined the Winter Solstice Festival

  • (Have you ever heard of a town that didn't get Christmas? They had Christmas, they knew about the packages and toys and everything, but they didn't know what Christmas was all about! It was named "Bubble Town". Now the children loved to see Mailman Bruce around Christmastime, 'cause they all thought they were getting something.)
  • Kids: I can't believe it's Christmas I think I'm finally gettin' something Can't believe it's Christmas My favorite time of year I can't believe it's Christmas Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing Can't believe it's Christmas Oh, boy, it's finally here Ho, ho, away we go With rosy cheeks and hearts a glowin' Hey, hey, our favorite day It makes us want to cheer Yo, ho, we love the snow At least we know we won't be mowing Ya, hey, we're glad to say That Christmas time is here We can't believe it's Christmas Been waiting for a million hours Can't believe it's Christmas Oh what a nifty day We can't believe it's Christmas Took 14 baths and 18 showers Can't believe it's Christmas And now it's time to play We can't believe it's Christmas We think we're finally gettin' something Can't believe it's Christmas Our favorite time of year We can't believe it's Christmas Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing Can't believe it's Christmas Oh, boy it's finally So divinely! Boy, it's finally here!
  • Santa Ichabod: Hey kids! Have you had enough of singing the "What I Want for Christmas" blues? Well, I got the same for you. You want a toy that's fun, a toy that's cute - Tin Boy Toy! He knows the true spirit of Christmas. One of our delivery penguins will deliver him right to your door! Take it from me, get Tin Boy Toy - the toy that has a tin suit, and the true meaning of Christmas!
  • (The kids all whined to their parents for a Tin Boy Toy present. They think Christmas is about presents.)
  • Ichabod: Oh it's working! Working wonderfully!
  • Harold: You're making kids all whiny?
  • Ichabod: You see, I'm trying to ruin the spirit of the winter festival. I'm more oily than my brother.
  • Harold: You mean the guy at the chocolate factory that I used to work for? Oh, you're a lot more oily than him!
  • Ichabod: I'm going to show them what Christmas is all about.
  • (That night, one of the Tin Boy Toy dolls didn't like the idea.)
  • Tin Boy Toy: Grumpy kids, greedy dreams, this isn't what Christmas means. There must be more to Christmas. I think we're really missing something, must be more to Christmas... but what?
  • (So Tin Boy Toy slipped out of the toy factory and fell down the cliff and into a snow pile. The next day, when Greg, Jerry and Angelo are sledding...)
  • Angelo: I want to play mousetrap. You roll your dice, you move your mice, nobody gets hurt.
  • Greg: Look at this! Push his nose!
  • Tin Boy Toy: "You need more toys!"
  • Jerry: Now that's the true meaning of Christmas!
  • Tin Boy Toy: No it isn't! It's not about whining and begging for more toys.
  • (So they went to Bruce's house.)
  • Bruce: So you wanted to know what Christmas is about? Christmas isn't about getting, it's about giving!
  • Greg: Oh boy it's gotten worse. We have to tell Bubble Town what we know about Christmas!
  • Tin Boy Toy: That commercial thing didn't just go to Bubble Town, it went everywhere!
  • (So Greg, Jerry, Angelo and Tin Boy Toy snuck into the toy factory's TV studio)
  • Greg: Bubble Town! We were wrong about the winter festival! It's not about being selfish! It's about Jesus!
  • Ichabod: Harold, someone's trying to ruin my Christmas!
  • (Later...)
  • Ichabod: Fellas, where would the three of you like to go?
  • Jerry: Don't send us to MLG Town.
  • Ichabod: MLG Town? Oh I hear it's nice this time of year!
  • Bubble Town Citizens: Stop right there!
  • Daisy: We got a present for you. Merry Christmas.
  • Ichabod: What's this? Oh, it's a cute teddy bear!
  • (The next day, everyone got together to exchange gifts. Why, even Ichabod was there! And Tin Boy Toy? Well, he ended up living in Bubble Town! He decided to do something special - making furniture. Why, he filled Bubble Town with new tables and chairs and hutches and spice racks and the little things you hang your mugs on and, well you get the picture.)
  • Tin Boy Toy: I need more wood!
  • (But the best part of all was that they finally knew what Christmas and the winter festival meant! And they couldn't stop thinking about it and talking about it and... even singing about it.)

Chapter 3: The Pirates Who Really Have to Do Everything

  • Captain Simon, First Mate George and Buccaneer Jeffrey: We are the Pirates Who Really Have to Do Everything, from putting on concerts to going to school. And if you ask us to do anything, we will tell you...
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: We just do everything!
  • Captain Simon: 'Cause I haven't been to Las Vegas or Chicago or buried treasure in Portland. I haven't been to Philadelphia or Nashville. I also have not been to Salt Lake City in the summer.
  • Captain Simon, First Mate George and Buccaneer Jeffrey: Cause we're the Pirates Who Really Have to Do Everything, from putting on concerts to going to school. And if you ask us to do anything, we will tell you...
  • First Mate George: We just do everything. Well I haven't cleared decks or steered the boat or dropped sails. I haven't walked the plank or owned a parrot. I also have not been to Salt Lake City in the summer.
  • Captain Simon, First Mate George and Buccaneer Jeffrey: Cause we're the Pirates Who Really Have to Do Everything, from putting on concerts to going to school. And if you ask us to do anything, we will tell you... We just do everything!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: And I haven't plucked a chicken or got good at ping-pong or thrown ice cream on school walls. I haven't met an alien or got my hair trimmed. I also have not been to Salt Lake City in the summer.
  • Captain Simon: What? What do chickens and ice cream have to do with being a pirate?
  • First Mate George: We're supposed to sing about pirate stuff.
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Oh.
  • Captain Simon: And whose ever met an alien? That's nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
  • First Mate George: I think you look like Captain Crunch.
  • Captain Simon: What? No I don't.
  • First Mate George: Do too.
  • Captain Simon: Do not.
  • First Mate George: You're making me hungry.
  • Captain Simon: That's it. You're walking the plank.
  • First Mate George: Says who?
  • Captain Simon: Says the captain, that's who!
  • First Mate George: Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! (giggles)
  • Captain Simon: Arrgh!
  • First Mate George: Yikes!
  • Buccaneer Jeffrey: Oh I haven't pet a dog or rode a horse or ate paintings of famous people. I haven't had salt and vinegar poured on me by a sheriff, mistaking me for a meal, and I never looked good in overalls.
  • Captain Simon: You still don't get it.
  • Captain Simon, First Mate George and Buccaneer Jeffrey: And we've never been to Salt Lake City in the summer!

Chapter 4: Larry Boy and the Prideosaurus

  • (Ever wonder what Prideosauruses do when you're not looking?)
  • Teacher: Today I'd like to introduce you to our foreign exchange student, Hugo. Hugo, would you like to tell the class a few things about yourself?
  • Hugo: If I told you everything awesome about myself, we'd be here all day! I come from a faraway island called Pride Island. I've come to this school because I've heard just how awesome it is - not every school has a superhero protector like Larry Boy. I can't wait to meet him and find out just how awesome he really is!
  • Teacher: Ok class, you'll get to talk with Hugo later. Now, if you can open your books to page 42...
  • Hugo: Psst. You. What's your name?
  • Davis: Me? My name's Davis.
  • Hugo: Well, Avery. I can tell you are special. You're not like the other peas around here.
  • Davis: I'm not?
  • Hugo: No, you're not. You're round, perfectly round. Some might even say... awesomely round.
  • Davis: Gee thanks. I don't think anyone's ever noticed before.
  • Hugo: Well, everyone should notice. You shouldn't hide it anymore.
  • Davis: I shouldn't? What should I do?
  • Hugo: You need to take a selfie, Davis. Show off that perfect roundness to the world. They'll be begging for your autograph!
  • (CLICK!)
  • Hugo: Awesome.
  • (Later that day, in art class...)
  • Hugo: Hi, Laura.
  • Laura: Oh hi, Hugo! I sure am glad to meet you.
  • Hugo: You're glad? I'm ecstatic! I've heard all about how great an artist you are - even all the way out at Pride Island!
  • Laura: You have?
  • Hugo: Yes, I have. You're the best undiscovered secret in the vegetable art world. I bet you get perfect A's in art class, don't you?
  • Laura: Well, not always, last time we had to draw a vegetable, but I drew an apple because I like apples. So I got a B.
  • Hugo: You got a B? B?? How dare she! The teacher must be jealous of your amazing talent!
  • Laura: I don't know. I mean, it wasn't even that good of an apple drawing. It had a bite taken out of it.
  • Hugo: No, this is unacceptable. You are the best cartoon artist I've met all day! You deserve to get an A from now on, no matter what you do!
  • Laura: Maybe you're right. If I'm famous all the way, out on Pride Island, how could she possibly give me a B?
  • Hugo: I know just what you need to do.
  • Laura: What?
  • Hugo: You need to get your name out. No more humility. No more working hard for an A. Everyone should know who you are. You should get a really big sign and put your art on it so everyone can see how awesome you are.
  • Laura: You're right! I am awesome! I'll do it!
  • (During lunch that day...)
  • Junior: Hi, Laura! Hi, Davis!
  • Hugo: Who are you?
  • Junior: Oh hi new guy! I wanted to say hello this morning, but I didn't get a chance. I'm Junior! But, I always sit here. Laura and Davis are my friends.
  • Hugo: Not today, you don't. This table is reserved for people who are awesome. What have you done that's awesome today?
  • Junior: I... I don't know.
  • Hugo: You can't sit with us. Then you don't deserve to sit with us. If you want to hang with us, you've got to be awesome. Just being Junior isn't good enough.
  • Junior: Bye, Laura. Bye, Davis. I guess I'll go sit over there.
  • Hugo: When you decide to do something awesome, let me know kid.
  • (Later that day...)
  • Junior: Okay team, the bases are loaded. We've got two outs. This is our chance to win!
  • A.J.: Do you really think we can, Junior? I don't think I can score a homerun.
  • Junior: You can do it, A.J.! I know you can!
  • Hugo: You don't really think he can, do you? You're a better kicker than he is. You could win the game for your team, Junior. This could be your awesome moment!
  • Junior: You're right! Hey guys, I'll kick instead. Leave it to me...
  • (The kick ball flies over the fence)
  • Junior: We did it! We won the game!
  • Aladar: You did it, Junior. You scored with the final kick, all by yourself.
  • Junior: I did it! I won the game, all by myself!
  • A.J.: Hey! What about us?
  • Junior: I am awesome!
  • Hugo: I think it's time we rewarded ourselves for how great we are!
  • Laura: What do you mean, Hugo?
  • Davis: Like getting ice cream?
  • Hugo: No, like skipping school. We don't need to stay here. You already know everything your teachers teach anyway, don't you? You're all awesome.
  • Junior: Well... um, yeah. But where would we go?
  • Hugo: Where all the cool kids go. We're going to the mall!
  • Officer Benson: Oh my! Is that... Junior? Larry Boy, come in! Come in, Larry Boy! Larry Boy, you must come quickly! It's Junior! He's at the mall!
  • Larry Boy: Junior? But it's a school day. Is he on a field trip? How come I never got to take field trips to the mall?
  • Officer Benson: No, Larry Boy. He's with Laura and Davis and some kind of frightful prideosaurus! They can't see him as he really is, and they're skipping school! Larry Boy! Come quickly!
  • (WHOOSH!)
  • Larry Boy: Was that fast enough for you?
  • Officer Benson: Ahhh! Where did you come from?
  • Larry Boy: I was at the pet store. How come they never have any water buffaloes? Junior! Laura! Davis! It is I, Larry Boy, come to save you from this menacing Prideosaurus! I am that hero!
  • Junior: We don't need saving, Larry Boy. And we certainly don't need your help!
  • Larry Boy: You don't?
  • Hugo: You show him, Junior! Show him you don't need anyone to save you. Kick that ball all the way down the mall!
  • Larry Boy: Officer Benson? Are you okay?
  • Officer Benson: I'll be fine, Larry Boy. But the kids - they need your help more than ever. Save them before that prideosaurus fills them with even more pride!
  • Hugo: Okay kids. This is our chance. Today, we're the most famous kids at Bumblyburg Elementary. Tomorrow, we'll be internet famous! We'll have thousands of people viewing our videos, wanting to be just like us!
  • Davis: I'm not even allowed on the internet.
  • Laura: Are you sure people want to be like us?
  • Hugo: Yes, Laura, you are awesome and being awesome means that you are so much better than everyone else! You are awesome, aren't you?
  • Laura: I... I guess so.
  • Hugo: Then it's time for us to prove it.
  • Junior: But how?
  • Hugo: Cameras. Here in this very food court, there are cameras everywhere. We're going to show everyone how awesome we are. Davis, show them how being perfectly round makes you an awesome dancer! Laura, I see a sign that needs you to redesign it. Junior, those balls aren't going to kick themselves! And me? I'm going to show the world how a Prideosaurous always needs more. I'm going to eat every last bit of food here! Rarrr!
  • Laura: Hugo is right. I can make this sign better. If I just paint a little here, and do this here... Wait till everyone sees how great my painting is!
  • Davis: Oh yeah! Look at me go!
  • Junior: I'm going to kick all these balls and show off my incredible skill!
  • (Junior kicks balls, causing a disaster)
  • Laura: Help!
  • Larry Boy: I've got you!
  • Laura: Oh, no! My masterpiece is ruined!
  • Larry Boy: Laura, there are much more important things happening right now. You could've been hurt falling off that ladder.
  • Laura: But I wanted everyone to see my awesome art!
  • Larry Boy: Someday they will, but not until the right time and place. And you probably won't have to be working on a ladder to do it!
  • Davis: Oh wow! That was scary! Thanks, Larry Boy!
  • Larry Boy: You really are quite round, are you?
  • Davis: I really am! But maybe I need to learn how to control my roundness before showing off all my dance moves.
  • Larry Boy: So wise and so round for such a young boy!
  • Davis: Thanks, Larry Boy!
  • Junior: I need to prove how awesome I am! I'm going to kick this ball right through the window.
  • Hugo: Do it, Junior.
  • Larry Boy: Don't do it! Wait, don't do what? How will that prove how awesome you are? I think, that's really called being mean, not to mention illegal.
  • Hugo: Maybe it's not entirely legal. But doesn't the world deserve to know who the best kicker is, Junior?
  • Larry Boy: Junior, we know you're a good kicker. But you didn't have to do any of this to prove that to your real friends. You already have their respect on the kickball field. Isn't that enough? Did you really want to be more famous, or did you just want Hugo to like you?
  • Junior: Well, yeah. But I guess I just wanted to be more famous. I just wanted to sit with my friends at lunch.
  • Hugo: If you want to hang with me Junior, you don't have to be awesome.
  • Larry Boy: But Junior is awesome, Hugo! His real friends don't care if he kicks a winning goal or not. And if you don't already see that, then you aren't really his friend.
  • Hugo: I'm tired of your interfering, Larry Boy! I challenge you to a duel! Whoever loses has to leave town forever!
  • Larry Boy: Challenge accepted! Wait, what's a duel?
  • Hugo: I've been eating every last bit of food in this food court, proving prideosaurouses are the best eaters in the world! I challenge you to a burrito eating contest!
  • (An anime-type sequence occurs)
  • Hugo: Oh, no, my aching stomach. I can't eat anymore.
  • Larry Boy: You have to know your limits, Hugo. Do you give up?
  • Hugo: (groans) I give up!
  • Larry Boy: See, kids? Pride never helps you win, it ruins the fun for everyone, even yourself.
  • Junior: We're sorry, Larry Boy. We should've never listened to Hugo.
  • Larry Boy: Remember, God tells us to think about others before we think about ourselves. That way, we won't let a Prideosaurus get the best of us.

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