Announcer: Can't get enough of the stories you already know and love? Then don't miss the newest collection; that includes the stories of a mall elf and his quest for what Christmas means, a superhero story about a reckless ruckus, and the tale of Madame du Barry's thankfulness, and a song about a yodeling veterinarian and a song from Christina Perri; "The Story of a Sad Elf and a Reckless Ruckus".
Elf Lawrence: That wasn't funny! You had us worried sick! (He beats up the announcer)