Super Conductor Bros. 64 (Crossover version)

Super Conductor Bros. 64 is a parody to Super Smash Bros. 64, starring The Conductors and Team Doki as well as the YTV Superstars joining forces with stars from F-Zero GP Legend and Biker Mice From Mars.

Info[]

The following eleven stages are Hyrule Castle, Yoshi's Island, Sector Z, Princess Toadstool's Castle, Saffron City, Congo Jungle, Dream Land, Planet Zebes, Meta Crystal, Battlefield and Final Destination, along with eleven Thomas Stories from all seven seasons.

Cast[]

Shining Time Station
Doki
Pokemon (in the style of the Puzzle League games)
Sonic X
Digimon
Cardcaptors
Kirby! Right Back At Ya
Sailor Moon
Mew Mew Power
Super Pig
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mega Man: NT Warrior
Magical Doremi
Glitter Force
Samurai Pizza Cats
Star Fox
Flint The Time Detective
Shinzo
Bakugan
Beyblade
DinoZaurs
Medabots
Ultimate Muscle
Mermaid Melody
TMNT 2003
Wedding Peach
Shaman King
The Winx Club
Yo-Kai Watch
Scan2Go
Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
The Red Ribbon
Dinosaur King
Goldfish Warning!
Mucha Lucha
Static Shock
Jackie Chan Adventures
Totally Spies!
Scooby-Doo
Phantom Investigators
Detention
Generation O!
Hoop-a-Joop
Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
The Susie Feeble Show
Friends Forever
Power Crystal Girls
WarioWare
Tetris Attack
Diddy Kong Racing
Men In Black: The Series
Jumanji
X-Men: Evolution
The Avengers
The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
Tom and Jerry Tales
The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
Starlight
Johnny Test
Batman Beyond
Xiaolin Showdown
SWAT Kats
Road Rovers
Waynehead
Ozzy and Drix
Loonatics Unleashed
Turbo FAST
Legend Quest
Dawn of The Croods
Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
Dragons
All Hail King Julien
The Adventures of Puss In Boots
Buddy Thunderstruck
Kong: King of The Apes
Troll Hunters
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
Kulipari
Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
Skylanders Academy
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Spirit Riding Free
Dexter's Laboratory
Ed, Edd N Eddy
Courage The Cowardly Dog
The Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Bravo
Codename: Kids Next Door
Adventure Time
Regular Show
Cow and Chicken
Ben 10
The Secret Saturdays
Generator Rex
The Dork Diaries
Teen Hearts
The Dynamic Girls
Spellcaster High
Mike, Lu and Og
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
We Bare Bears
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Camp Lazlo
My Gym Partner's A Monkey
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Mighty Magiswords
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Evil Con Carne
Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?
Time Squad
The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
The Replacements
The Emperor's New School
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Phineas and Ferb
Accidentally Adventures
Gummi Bears
Timon and Pumbaa
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Milo Murphy's Law
Future Worm!
Billy Dilley's Super Duper Subterranean Summer
The 7D
Pickle and Peanut
American Dragon: Jake Long
Dave The Barbarian
Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
The Adventures of Julie Kane
Rumor Has It
Teamo Supremo
Teacher's Pet
Annie The Smart Female Genius
Jeff and Taylor
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
Zachary and The Vamp
SpongeBob SquarePants
All Grown Up!
CatDog
The Wild Thornberrys
Aaahh Real Monsters
The Ren and Stimpy Show
Hey Arnold!
The Angry Beavers
The Fairly OddParents
T.U.F.F. Puppy
Rocket Power
As Told By Ginger
Danny Phantom
My Life As A Teenage Robot
Chalk Zone
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Sanjay and Craig
Monsters vs. Aliens
Rocko's Modern Life
Danielle LaMarche: Time Bomb Girl
Invader Zim
Catscratch
El Tigre
Back At The Barnyard
Fanboy and Chum Chum
The Mighty B!
Life With Loopy
Adriana and Anya
Austin Dallas: Secret Spy Boy
Tak and The Power of Juju
The Loud House
Harvey Beaks
Pig Goat Banana Cricket
The Legend of Korra
The X's
Bunsen Is A Beast
Guardians of The Galaxy
Star Wars Rebels
F-Zero: GP Legend
Biker Mice From Mars

List of Thomas Stories[]

Thomas Gets Tricked
A Cow On The Line
A Bad Day For Sir Handel
Diesel Does It Again
James and The Trouble With Trees
Something In The Air
Gordon Takes A Tumble
Dunkin Duncan
Bill, Ben and Fergus
The Spotless Record
Not So Hasty Cakes

List of Stages that Characters enter[]

Hyrule Castle (entered by Sakura Avalon, Winnie The Pooh, Todd Daring, Kassie Carlen, Janet Van Dyne, Katie Forester, Kuzco and Phineas Flynn)
Yoshi's Island (entered by Dexter, Eddy, Zak Saturday, Prohyas Warrior, Ben Tennyson and Rex Salazar)
Sector Z (entered by Chloe Morrow, Arlene Parks, Mimi Monroe and Bonnibel "Bonnie" Southeast)
Princess Toadstool's Castle (entered by Agents J and K, Turbo, Leo San Juan, Jackie and Uncle Chan, Puss In Boots and Buddy Thunderstruck)
Saffron City (entered by Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Courage, Emily Anderson, Candy, April Swanson, Johnny Test, Dukey Test, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo)
Congo Jungle (entered by Piglet, Misty, Brad Buttowski, Mel Szyslak, Dipper Pines, Meilin Rae, Wander, Penny Round, Timon, Theodora Villavicencio, Pumbaa and Lily Parker)
Dream Land (entered by the Digimon Rivals)
Planet Zebes (entered by Gary Oak, Brock, Tracey Sketchit, Cilan, Clemont and Kiawe)
Meta Crystal (entered by Raye Hino, Shauna Blake, Corina Bucksworth, Jordin Hanson, Yai Ayano and Mira Clay)
Battlefield (entered by the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rivals)
Final Destination (entered by Blossom, Nikki Maxwell, Mike Mazinsky, Ami Onuki, Lori Powers and Juniper Lee, with Rocket Raccoon and Perry the Platypus alongside)

List of Music[]

Thomas' Anthem (opening theme)
You Don't Mean Anything To Me (???)
E.T. (???)
Uptown Girl (???)
Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts (???)
Supersonic (???)
You Run Around (???)
I Knew You Were Trouble (covered by Gary, Jody and the Trix)
She's a Maniac (???)

Trivia[]

This video is based on Super Smash Bros. 64.
Kimiko wears her Oil In The Family outfit.
Rocket and Perry are revealed to go to Final Destination.

Script[]

(We open this crossover with Thomas' Anthem)
Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
Boy: And don't forget Percy!
Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
(We soon find Ash and the others at the Arcade Zone one morning)
Ash: It sure is quiet in here.
Gary: Surely.
Helen: Ah wonder if any of the guys will be showin' up?
Sara: Oui, Helen. Everything is very peaceful in here.
Marcus: We've got to make accomplishments.
Thomas: And look, here come Team Doki!
(Doki and the others arrive)
Doki: Right on time, folks.
Oto: Were you hoping for lots of fun?
Randy: Ah, we will!
Howard: Nothing comes to mind.
Ed: Ooh, a Super Smash Brothers game for the Nintendo 64!
Edd: Ed, don't turn on that...!
(But Ed turns on the Nintendo 64, and a green continuum sucks the contestants to the game)
Rabbit: Oh, no!
Principal Slimovitz: They're all gone!
Principal Castellaneta: But not for long.
Superintendent Brewster: We have a feeling that things will go awry for sure.
(Soon, Sakura and the others land in Hyrule Castle)
Sakura: Ow! My back!
Pooh: (due to his head stuck inside a honeypot) Oh, bother.
Todd: Man, where are we?
Kassie: I have a very sinking feeling about this!
(Link and Princess Zelda approach)
Link: Excuse me, guys.
Zelda: How can we help you?
(The Conductors show up)
Mr. Conductor 3: Ah, nothing else.
Kuzco: It's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
Mr. Conductor 2: That's us, Kuzco. This game is about fighting for glory!
Katie: Do you remind us of Thomas?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Katie. He got his first day of the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Thomas Gets Tricked starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station of the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go on rest. Thomas thinks no engine works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Gordon the biggest and proudest engine of all. Thomas likes to tease Gordon with his whistle.
Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
Mr. Conductor 1: One day after pulling the big express, Gordon had arrived back on the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Thomas came up in his cheeky way.
Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
Mr. Conductor 1: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Gordon thought how he can back at Thomas. One morning, Thomas wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Thomas started.
Thomas: Oh dear, oh dear!
Mr. Conductor 1: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Gordon was waiting.
Gordon: Hurry up, you!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
Thomas: Hurry up yourself.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas. Gordon the proud engine began making his plan to teach Thomas a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Gordon reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
Gordon: Get in quickly, please!
Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Thomas usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Gordon start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Thomas. Gordon's chance had come.
Gordon: Come on, come on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Thomas, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
Thomas: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Gordon.
Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the coaches. Poor Thomas was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his wheels hurt him, but he had to go on.
Thomas: I shall never be the same again.
Mr. Conductor 1: He though sadly.
Thomas: My wheels will be quite worn out.
Mr. Conductor 1: At last, they stopped at the station. Thomas was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him. And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Gordon.
Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Thomas couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink.
Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
(Thomas Gets Tricked ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's what happened if you don't follow the rules.
Sakura: Whoa!
Pooh: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
Janet: Hey, where's Rocket?
Phineas: And Perry?
(As we hear the temple theme from The Adventure of Link in the background, Rocket and Perry have wandered off into the Underground Maze, meaning that they have 20 minutes to get to the triforce. As they set off at once, they pass several foes and obstacles, such as Octoroks, ReDeads and Like Likes. Eventually, they find a triforce that leads them to the command center)
Rocket: Jackpot!
(They both go in and find Julie, Theresa and Ann with Alpha, Major Monogram, and Zordon)
Julie: Oh, there's Rocket Raccoon!
Theresa: And Agent P!
Ann: We've just received a report from Jonny K. that Team Rocket and Friends are at the last three stages.
Alpha: That's right.
Major Monogram: So be on the lookout and good luck!
Zordon: Is that a deal?
Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) Right away!
(They exit the command center)
(Meanwhile, Dexter, Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex land in Yoshi's Island)
Dexter: My glasses! I can't go without my glasses!
Eddy: You're sort of like Velma Dinkley.
Zak: Holy macaroni, what is this place?
Prohyas: Here come Yoshi and the gang.
(Yoshi and his friends approach)
Yoshi: Yoshi see boys.
Lakitu: You're right.
Bumpty: What brings you all here?
Poochy: Huh?
Ben: We've wanted to make training.
Rex: So we accept this.
Flying Wiggler: Good.
Froggy: But please be careful.
Blargg: Many bandits and other enemies might get you in trouble.
Lunge Fish: Relax. There's no such things as foes.
Raphael: So do your best.
Dexter and Friends: We will!
(As we undergo a training montage, we hear Simple Plan performing You Don't Mean Anything To Me)
Simple Plan: Maybe, I'm just not good enough for you And maybe, i just don't wanna be like you And maybe I just don't wanna know How low you're ready to go I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] You don't, You don't, You don't, You don't You don't mean anything to me [x2] You're what I never wanna be Tell me, does it feel good to be like you And tell me, why should I waste my time with you Cuz maybe you always bring me down And I'm sick of being pushed around I'm not gonna change, you can't make me, WHOA [Chorus] I know you think you know me You don't know anything I know you wanna help me I don't need anything Don't tell me where to go I don't need you to know You don't, you don't, you dont, you don't You don't mean anything to me You don't you dont, you don't, you don't You don't me anything to me [Chorus]
(You Don't Mean Anything To Me ends as the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 3: You guys have worked so hard.
Dexter: Thanks, Conductors.
Eddy: We've been doing a lot of training.
Mr. Conductor 2: That's the importance.
Zak: Good.
Prohyas: Do you remember Edward?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Prohyas. He had that bovine of a lifetime. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and A Cow On The Line starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Edward was heading for trouble.
Edward: Come on! Come on!
Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
Cars: Oh! Oh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. Edward puffed and clanked, the cars rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Edward clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some cars were left behind.
(Cows mooing)
Mr. Conductor 1: Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
Edward: Bother those cars!
Mr. Conductor: He thought.
Edward: Why can't they come quietly?
Mr. Conductor 1: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.
(Edward's whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: When Gordon and Henry heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
Gordon: Fancy allowing cars to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
Mr. Conductor 1: Old Toby was cross.
Toby: You couldn't help it, Edward. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
(Edward's whistle toots and puffs away)
Mr. Conductor 1: Some days later, Gordon rushed through Edward's Station.
Gordon: Boop boop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry!
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon.
Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
Gordon's Driver: Whoa, Gordon!
Mr. Conductor 1: He said, and shut off steam.
Gordon: Pooh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
Gordon: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
Mr. Conductor 1: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
Cow: Mooooh!
Mr. Conductor 1: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Henry arrived.
Henry: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
Cow: Mooooh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Henry backed away nervously.
Henry: I don't want to hurt her.
Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, Henry's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
Porter: That must be Bluebell.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said a porter.
Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Percy will take her along.
(Percy's whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
(Cows mooing)
Henry: Not a word.
Gordon: Keep it secret.
Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Gordon and Henry to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
(Crickets chirping; owl hoots)
Edward: Well, well, well!
Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
Edward: Two big engines afraid of a cow.
Gordon: Afraid? Rubbish.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
Gordon: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Edward.
Edward: Yes, Gordon.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. Gordon felt somehow that Edward "saw" only too well.
(A Cow On The Line ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how cows can be a species of a lifetime.
Ben: Good.
Rex: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Chloe, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie land in Sector Z)
Chloe: Ow! I think I'm going to cry!
Arlene: No, you're not!
Mimi: We must be in Sector Z.
Bonnie: And we've got visitors!
(Fox and the team approach)
Fox: Are you girls alright?
Falco: You look hurt, don't you?
Krystal: They're fine by now.
Katt: Exactly.
Slippy: You're just about to start Space Training.
Peppy: So join in!
Chloe, Mimi, Arlene and Bonnie: We will!
(In a series of space training montages, E.T. plays)
Katy Perry: You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch magnetizing Feels like I am floating Leaves my body glowing They say, be afraid You're not like the others Futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Verse 2] You're so supersonic Wanna feel your powers Stun me with your lasers Your kiss is cosmic Every move is magic [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Bridge] This is transcendental On another level Boy, you're my lucky star I wanna walk on your wave length And be there when you vibrate For you I'll risk it all All [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial.
(E.T. ends as the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 3: Nicely done, girls!
Chloe: That's good, Conductors!
Mr. Conductor 2: It seems that you're in good spirits.
Arlene: Do you remind us of Sir Handel?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Arlene. He got into one rough behavior. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and A Bad Day For Sir Handel starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Skarloey and Rheneas worked on the mountain that leads through the leaves lakes, and along mountain sides. Their coaches are full of visitors. The engines are proud to run the line, come rain or shine. The engines will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily. their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them.
Drivers: There's more than enough work for both of you on this railway. The manager is sending two more engines to help us run the road.
Mr. Conductor 1: Skarloey and Rheneas were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new engines a big welcome. When Sir Handel and Peter Sam arrived, they found that they had much to learn.
Sir Handel: What a small shed!
Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Sir Handel.
Sir Handel: This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
Peter Sam: I think it's nice.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Peter Sam.
Sir Handel: Humph.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Handel.
Sir Handel: What's that rubbish?
Peter Sam: Shhh.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Peter Sam.
Peter Sam: That's Skarloey. He's famous.
Mr. Conductor 1: And then he whispered to Skarloey.
Peter Sam: I'm sorry, Skarloey: Sir Handel is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.
Mr. Conductor 1: Skarloey felt sorry for Peter Sam.
Fireman: Now, Sir Handel,
Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman.
Fireman: I will get you ready for work.
Sir Handel: I'm tired! Let Peter Sam go he'd love it!
Fireman: No, you're first.
Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Handel huffed to fetch his coaches. He didn't like the look of them at all.
Sir Handel: What ever next? Those aren't coaches, they're cattle cars!
Coaches: Oh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the coaches.
Coaches: What a horrid engine!
Sir Handel: It's not what I'm used to.
Mr. Conductor 1: Clanked Sir Handel. He rolled to the platform just as Gordon arrived.
Sir Handel: Hello, who are you?
Gordon: I'm Gordon, who are you?
Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've heard of you. You're an express engine. So am I, but I'm used to new coaches, not these cattle cars. Do you have new coaches? I see you do.
Gordon: We must have a chat.
Sir Handel: Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time you know.
Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was speechless! Clouds of steam filled the air as Sir Handel huffed and puffed along the line. He was still cross when they reached the top station. Sir Handel was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise.
Driver: We'll leave the coaches now, and fetch some cars from the quarry.
Sir Handel: Cars?
Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted Sir Handel.
Sir Handel: Cars? I won't, so there!
Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Handel was about to cause a great deal of trouble.
Sir Handel: Told you!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Handel. By the time workmen came to rescue him, Sir Handel was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Sir Topham Hatt. His message to Sir Handel was brief and blunt.
Sir Topham Hatt: I shall talk to you later!
Mr. Conductor 1: Then he and the fireman left with Peter Sam. Sir Handel was feeling sillier still.
Driver: Come on.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
Driver: Let's get you back on the rails.
Mr. Conductor 1: When Sir Handel crawled home, he found Sir Topham Hatt waiting for him.
Sir Topham Hatt: You're a very naughty engine! I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this shed.
Mr. Conductor 1: After hearing that, I'm sure Sir Handel will. Aren't you?
(A Bad Day For Sir Handel ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's what Sir Handel got for behaving badly.
Mimi: That's worse.
Bonnie: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Agent J and the others land in Princess Toadstool's Castle)
Agent J: What a terrible landing!
Agent K: Not for long, Slick.
Turbo: What is this place?
Leo: Look, here come Mario and Friends!
(Mario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool approach)
Mario: Ah, we've been expecting new visitors!
Luigi: All the pipes are scattered everywhere.
Toad: So we need your help!
Princess Toadstool: Do you wish to fix them?
Jackie: No problem.
Uncle: One more thing: King Bowser Koopa's out of town with Hookbill, Naval and Kamek and Kammy.
Puss: But don't ask Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata.
Buddy: They might find out about the racket.
Mario: Good.
Luigi: We're wishing you the best you can.
(In a pipe fixing montage, we hear Uptown Girl in the background)
Billy Joel: Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl
(Billy Joel ends as the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, guys!
Agent J: Thanks, Conductors.
Agent K: We have to do teamwork.
Turbo: I'm going to tell Mel and Jennie all about.
Leo: As do Don Andres and Alebrije.
Mr. Conductor 2: Yep.
Jackie: Jade's going to hear it.
Uncle: One more thing: Do you remember Diesel?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Uncle. He made revenge on Percy and Duck. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Diesel Does It Again starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Duck and Percy enjoyed their work in the harbour, pulling and pushing freight cars full of cargo to and from the key. But one morning, the engines were exhausted. The harbour was busier than ever. Sir Topham Hatt promised that another engine would be found to help them.
Percy: Huh. It's about time.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
Duck: I ached so much I can hardly get my wheels to move.
Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed Duck. They waited for the engine to arrive. It came as a shock when he did.
Diesel: Good morning.
Mr. Conductor 1: Squirmed Diesel in his oily voice. The two engines had not work with Diesel for a long time.
Duck: What are you doing here?
Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.
Diesel: Your worth Top...er, Sir Topham Hatt sent me. I hope you are please to see me again. I have to shunt some dreadful tiresome cars.
Percy: Shunt where?
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy suspiciously.
Diesel: Where? Why from here to there.
Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel.
Diesel: And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?
Mr. Conductor 1: With that, Diesel as if to make himself clear bumped some cars hard.
Cars: Ooh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars.
Diesel: Grrr!
Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel. Percy and Duck were horrified. They did not trust Diesel at all. They refuse to work and did not leave their shed. Sir Topham Hatt was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang.
Sir Topham Hatt: So there's trouble in the harbour yard? I'll be there right away.
Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the key. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. Percy and Duck were sulking in their shed.
Sir Topham Hatt: What's all this?
Mr. Conductor 1: Demaded Sir Topham Hatt.
Percy: We're on strike, sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy nervously.
Duck: Yes.
Mr. Conductor 1: Added Duck.
Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but we don't work with Diesel, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: I have to give Diesel a second chance.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: I'm trying to help by bringing Diesel here. Now you must help me he is the only engine available.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy and Duck went sadly back to work. Next day, things were no better. Diesel's driver did not put on his brakes on properly and Diesel started to move. He went bump straight into Percy.
Diesel: Wake up there, Percy.
Mr. Conductor 1: Scowled Diesel.
Diesel: You have work to do.
Mr. Conductor 1: He didn't even say he was sorry to Percy. Later, Diesel bumped the cars so hard that the loads went everywhere.
Percy: What would Sir Topham Hatt say?
Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Percy.
Duck: He won't like it.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
Diesel: So who's going to tell you I wonder? Two goody-goody tattletales like you I suppose?
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy and Duck did not wanna be tattletales, so they said nothing. Diesel thinking he can getting away from his bad behavior was ruder than ever. Next day, he was shunting freight cars full of China Clay. He banged the cars hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure. The silly cars were sunked! Sir Topham Hatt heard the news. The cars were hoisted safely from the sea but the clay was lost. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severely to Diesel.
Sir Topham Hatt: The harbour master has tell me anything. Things weren't much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back. Now Duck and Percy, I hope you don't mind having handle the work by yourselves again.
Percy: Oh no, Sir.
Duck: Yes please, Sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the engines. Whistling cheerfully, they puff back to work while Diesel sulk slowly away.
(Diesel Does It Again ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's what happened to Diesel when he got told off.
Puss: I could have agreed more.
Buddy: You'd be leavin', huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Ash and the cowardly guys land in Saffron City)
Ash: Ow! That hurts!
Pikachu: Chaaa!
Courage: (laughs dazedly)
Emily: What is this city?
Candy: It must be Saffron City, home to Sabrina the Psychic Gym Leader.
April: And I hope she's coming to haunt us!
(At that moment, Sabrina and her doll self appear)
Sabrina: Surprise, surprise.
Johnny: GAH!
Dukey: She's here!
Sabrina: You won't escape! I've brought something to frighten you all.
(Evil action figures appear, all dressed as evil military soldiers)
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby: Relp!
(The Soldier in the lead lets out a loud Ghost-Diver like wail and the entire army charge toward the guys)
Ash and the Cowardly Crew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As they all flee from Sabrina's evil soldier figures in terror, we can hear Less Than Jake singing Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts)
Less Than Jake: Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
(Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends as Ash suddenly collides with Di Lung)
Di Lung: (as he angrily gets up) Watch where you're going, ya fool!
Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
Pikachu: (agreeing with its trainer) Pika Pika!
Heather: Don't be ridiculous!
(Everyone turns around)
Courage: Oh, no!
(It was Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata)
Heather: These figures are nothing but a waste of junk!
Ash: You take that as a no, you big buffed up creep!
Heather: Don't call me a buffed up creep!
(They proceed to fight with each other)
Emily: Oh, my goodness!
Candy: We'd better stop them!
April: And fast!
Lexi: Oh, no, you won't. Just let them get into a fight.
Senora Zapata: It was a mere excuse between these guys.
(At that moment, Officer Jenny, Lieutenant Feral, and Officer Roberts arrive with the Conductors)
Officer Jenny: Whoa!
Lieutenant Feral: What a big fight!
Officer Roberts: It reminds me of my brother!
Mr. Conductor 1: Have you found yourselves alright?
Johnny: Yes, Conductors.
Mr. Conductor 3: Well, you'd best be more careful.
Dukey: Do you remember James?
Mr. Conductor 2: Of course, Dukey. He fell for a tree on the line. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
Thomas: Bother!
Mr. Conductor 2: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say i look silly.
Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says i'm the pride of the line and...
Henry: Rubbish!
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
Percy: It's been like this all day.
Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
James: I rather not.
Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
(Crash)
James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
James: Pah!
Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
James: If i came upon a tree i just push it aside.
Henry: Really!?
Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
James: Make way for an important engine.
Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
Mr. Conductor 2: Adviced Terence.
James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
James: But, sir, i've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a dificult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
James: Oh help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
James: Go away!
Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
James' Driver: It's Thomas.
Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrased and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
James: So am i.
Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
James: As ready as i'll ever be.
Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
(The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
(James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how carefulness might be for James.
Scooby: Rhoa!
Shaggy: Like, you'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Piglet, Misty and their friends land in Congo Jungle)
Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
Misty: What happened?!
Togepi: Toge?
Brad: I know, it was that dill weeded pork's fault!
Mel: Cut it out! You're making things worse!
Dipper: Brad, Mel, please! This journal says that Congo Jungle is inhabited by Rhydon and Beedrill.
Meilin: I'd better hope there aren't any other things apart from carrots and peppers.
(But then, a group of Rhydon appear, with one of them in the lead as a Rhyperior)
Wander: Or not!
(But then, some Beedrill appear, too, with their leader in a general's helmet)
Penny: Look at that!
Timon: Rhydon and Beedrill!
Lily: Just back right off, okay?!
(But the Rhyperior lets out a loud roar, followed by the Beedrill leader doing a loud CHARGE fanfare)
Pumbaa: (to Theodora) Shall we run for our lives?
Theodora: (accepting Pumbaa's answer) Oh, yes, let's.
(As they all flee from the whole troop while screaming, we hear Bad Religion singing Supersonic)
Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
(Supersonic ends as Piglet and the others reach a bunkhouse and collapse with exhaustion)
Piglet: Whew!
Misty: I knew I'd never liked bugs!
(Donkey Kong, his friends and the stars of Diddy Kong Racing arrive with the Conductors)
Donkey Kong: What's going on?!
Diddy Kong: Are you alright?
Mr. Conductor 1: Don't tell us you're running from a stampede!
Brad: Those Rhydon and Beedrill were following us!
Mel: And Lori won't make fun of me at all!
Drumstick: Whoa!
T.T.: Now, that's gonna happen.
Mr. Conductor 3: So do I.
Dipper: We don't want to get hit again.
Meilin: Do you know about Henry?
Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Meilin. He fell for a fishy accident. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Something In The Air starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: One day, Thomas was at the quayside of a small village. Fish were being loaded into his cars. The work took a long time, the fishermen were using old equipment and Thomas was worried.
Thomas: I'm going to be late for Henry at the docks. He won't like this. Please hurry up.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was rudely interrupted.
(The crate containing fish inside falls on top of Thomas)
Mr. Conductor 2: His driver and fireman laughed.
Thomas: Phew!
Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Thomas.
Thomas: What a pong!
Mr. Conductor 2: He was glad when they were speeding along the beautiful coastal run. Then, they saw a man waving a red flag.
Thomas: What's the matter now?
Man: High tides are damaging the track.
Mr. Conductor 2: Reported the man.
Man: I've marked the spot.
Thomas' Driver: We'll go and inspect.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Driver.
Thomas' Driver: It would be dangerous for heavy engines like Henry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed the driver.
Thomas' Driver: But for Thomas, it's safe enough.
Mr. Conductor 2: The guard left a red oil lamp by the damaged track to warn engines.
Guard: When we get to the docks, i'll tell them to close the line.
Mr. Conductor 2: Henry was waiting for Thomas' cars.
Henry: Pah! You're late and that smell is making me ill!
Thomas: It's the fish!
Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
Thomas: And there's danger on the rails. That's why we're late.
Henry: Pah! You're the only danger on the rails, Thomas. Now stop wasting time and get my cars hitched to my train.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas' driver and fireman were in the yard master's office when they heard Henry's whistle. He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called The Flying Kipper.
Thomas' Driver: What rude is Henry taking tonight?
Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the Driver.
Yard Master: The coastal run. It's the quickest.
Thomas' Driver: But i told you!
Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped the driver.
Thomas' Driver: That's dangerous for a big engine like Henry!
Mr. Conductor 2: The yard master quickly phoned the signalman. Henry roared past the signalbox.
Henry: I'll soon make up for lost time.
Mr. Conductor 2: The signalman couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Henry was far away in a cloud of steam. But when Henry reached the coastal track, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere.
Henry: I can't see!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry. Nor could his driver. And when he could, it was too late.
(Henry falls down into the deep water)
Mr. Conductor 2: As soon as the tide was high enough, Henry was craned out of the water.
Sir Topham Hatt: Engines don't swim, Henry. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. You should know that by now.
Henry: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: When Henry arrived at the docks, Cranky the Crane looked down on him.
Cranky: My, my, Henry. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But take my advice, have a long hosedown first.
Mr. Conductor 2: But there was worse to come.
Boy 1: Look! They've caught all this fish and a green whale too.
Boy 2: It's not a whale, it's a monster.
Mr. Conductor 2: Henry was most upset. Thomas now felt sorry for Henry.
Thomas: Come on. Your driver says it's time for a nice washdown. Then you'll feel much better.
Mr. Conductor 2: And Henry did.
Henry: I'm sorry i was rude to you, Thomas.
Thomas: That's all right. But can you smell something?
Henry: W-W-What?
Thomas: Fresh air.
Henry: Oh yes.
Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry happily.
(Something In The Air ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how fish can be smelly.
Wander: I know that!
Penny: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Tai, Matt and the Digimon rivals land in Kirby's Dream Land)
Tai: Oh, the pain!
Matt: Where are we?
(Mayor Len and the residents of Cappy Town arrive)
Mayor Len: Are you boys alright?
Mabel: You don't look hurt, huh?
Takato: We're fine!
Henry: Thank goodness we've had a wild landing!
Takuya: We have to make amends with one another.
Koji: And that proves it.
Tuggle: Splendid.
Curio: You're all enjoying the gourmet race.
Marcus: Yes!
Thomas: Now, we're talking!
Mikey: Time to show everyone how to go hungry!
Christopher: Right on!
(As they prepare for the Gourmet Race, Mindy and Kazane, dressed up as cats, eye on Tai and Mikey)
Mindy: Me-Ow!
Kazane: It's purr-fect to make a getaway, and have Tai and Mikey be like fish!
(Soon, the Gourmet Race begins as Matt's brother T.K. and his rival Davis arrive with their Patamon, who is carrying a gong, and Veemon, who is carrying two air horns)
T.K.: Alright, racers. On your marks, get set...
(Veemon blows the air horns, followed by Patamon smacking the gong)
Davis: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As the Digimon Rivals race off, You Run Around plays)
Jason Redford: Things are starting to accelerate into something never Stopping always troubled but Now I think I'm getting dizzy too much spinning pace my Patience line is thickening, quickening It's getting too insane. I'm trying to maintain Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around. It is getting closer More tense ever spinning, twisting, turning roller coaster Inch by inch the gap is Closing pressure, building temperature, rising hotter and hotter. It's getting too crazy I wish I could maybe Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Like a rocket Like a rocket Never stopping Never stopping. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around.
(You Run Around ends as Tai reaches the finish line in first place)
Tai: Yes! Score one for the Digidestined...
(But he is suddenly tackled by Mindy)
Matt: Tai are you alright?
Tai: I think so, Matt!
Mindy: Oh, you're such a nice pet, Taichi-kins! Come here!
(She starts to hug him comfortably)
Mikey: Hey, let him go!
(But Kazane starts to show affection to Mikey)
Kazane: You're such a sweet dog, Mikey-Boo!
Mikey: What the?!
(At that moment, Miss Haruna, Mr. Redford, Miss Mason, and the Conductors show up)
Miss Haruna: Oh, my goodness!
Mr. Redford: It's a riot!
Miss Mason: This can't be!
Mr. Conductor 1: What's wrong, Agumon?
Agumon: That Mindy! Imagine her cruel life with Tai! She's a really irresponsible redhead!
Mr. Conductor 3: Now, mellow out. It's not going to happen.
Gabumon: Do you remind us of Gordon?
Mr. Conductor 2: Of course, Gabumon. He got into a big accident. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Tumble starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Gordon.
Gordon: Watch out!
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon wheeshed.
Gordon: You'll get my paint all sooty.
Salty: Pulling freight cars is a sooty job.
Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
Salty: But then you wouldn't know.
Gordon: Of course not.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed importantly.
Gordon: Express engines don't pull freight cars it wouldn't be dignified.
Percy: Dingyfried?
Mr. Conductor 2: Puzzled Percy.
Percy: What's that?
Gordon: Dignified.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon corrected.
Gordon: It means...
Salty: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
Gordon: Pah!
Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
Sir Topham Hatt: Henry, Thomas and Percy.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the docks inmediately.
Henry, Thomas and Percy: Yes sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: They whistled. Then Sir Topham Hatt turned to the big blue engine.
Sir Topham Hatt: You too, Gordon.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to take the freight cars where they won't be in a way.
Gordon: Freight cars!?
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. He could not believe what he had heard. Gordon wasn't happy to be pulling freight cars. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
Gordon: Hurry up, hurry up.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon crossly.
Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas.
Gordon: If i must pull freight cars then i'll show Salty how an express engine pulls freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed.
Salty: Careful, captain.
Mr. Conductor 2: Salty tooted.
Salty: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: But Gordon ignored Salty. The next morning, Gordon raced along with his heavy load.
Gordon: Now this is how you pull freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 2: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Gordon rattled through the junction.
Gordon: That's strange, i'm on the branch line.
Signalman: Oh no!
Mr. Conductor 2: The signalman cried.
Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Gordon had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Gordon ignored the sign.
Gordon: I'm an express engine i don't go slow.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
Gordon: Oh help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
(Gordon runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his tender and into a barn)
Mr. Conductor 2: No one was hurt, but poor Gordon felt very undignified.
Gordon: What will Sir Topham Hatt say.
Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: You wanted to show Salty a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
Gordon: Sorry, sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon and he let out a sad weesh of steam. Gordon was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
Thomas: Everyone makes mistakes.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
Thomas: Even you.
James: Salty's sorry he teased you.
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
Gordon: And i'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon. And all the engines gave a jolly toot even Gordon.
(Gordon Takes A Tumble ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon had to be careful in future.
Guilmon: You're right.
Terriermon: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Gary and the other male Pokemon characters land in Planet Zebes)
Gary: What happened?
(Quite soon, Jody Priscilla arrives with the Trix)
Jody: Are you alright, Gary?
Icy: You look unconscious or something?
(Brock's expression turns from sad to smitten)
Brock: (blushing) Ah, Jody Priscilla!
Jody: (surprised) B-Brock?!
Brock: (grabbing Jody's hands) You look sassy in your heels! Can I make a shoeless moment?
Jody: Yes, but...
(But Clemont pulls Brock aside by his ear with a robotic hand he uses from his backpack)
Clemont: Brock, I told you not to fall for Jody Priscilla!
Brock: (meekly) Sorry, Clemont.
Tracey: Oh great, not this again!
Cilan: Chili and Cress won't like it! All of Brock's proposals are just like Bonnie's.
Kiawe: What a coincidence!
Darcy: Maybe we can have a Taylor Swift concert with the song: I Knew You Were Trouble.
Stormy: Is that a deal?
Gary: I accept!
(As he follows Jody and the Trix to the concert, Zuzu and Burgundy jealously watch)
Zuzu: Oh, that Gary's far worse than Ash!
Burgundy: Even Brock got told off by Clemont! He should be sorry for him right now!
Zuzu: Hope you like your lame excuses!
Burgundy: (smiling) Why thank you, Zuzu. That is so nice!
(Soon, Gary, Jody and the Trix perform I Knew You Were Trouble)
Gary, Jody and the Trix: Once upon a time a few mistakes ago I was in your sights, you got me alone You found me, you found me, you found me I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that And when I fell hard you took a step back Without me, without me, without me And he's long gone when he's next to me And I realize the blame is on me 'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been 'Til you put me down, oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble No apologies. He'll never see you cry, Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why. You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning. Now I heard you moved on from whispers on the street A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be And now I see, now I see, now I see He was long gone when he met me And I realize the joke is on me, yeah! I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been 'Til you put me down, oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble And the saddest fear comes creeping in That you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything, yeah I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been 'Til you put me down, oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in (you were right there, you were right there) So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble I knew you were trouble when you walked in Trouble, trouble, trouble I knew you were trouble when you walked in Trouble, trouble, trouble.
(I Knew You Were Trouble ends)
Gary: Meilin's getting her fear of Beedrill.
Jody: But Taki's my nice person.
(The Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 1: Cheer up, Brock. You don't have to be upset.
Brock: No, Conductors, but I'm glad that Gary got into a concert.
Mr. Conductor 3: Good.
Tracey: I've made this sketch of Gary, Jody and the Trix, so that I'll show it to the Oak Cousins!
Cilan: Speaking of a recipe I've cooked, do you know about Duncan?
Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Cilan. He fell for a disastrous experience. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Dunkin Duncan starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty, Rheneas and Skarloey chugged cheerfully through the Sodor countryside. The engines were going to help Duncan with an important job at the incline railway. The engines enjoyed working at the incline railway. They like the way the loaded slate cars rolled down the incline pulling the empty slate cars up. But they are always careful. Duncan doesn't like working at the incline railway. He is always impatient to get back at the junction. This makes him careless and gets him in a lot of trouble. Rusty hoped Duncan would stay out of trouble today, but he was already in too much of a hurry.
Duncan: I'm a plain speaking engine.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gruffed Duncan.
Duncan: So collect your slate cars and be quick about it.
Mr. Conductor 2: And off he steamed.
Rheneas: Bossy boots.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Rheneas.
Skarloey: Pushy puffer.
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Skarloey. They didn't like Duncan telling them what to do.
Rusty: He just wants to get back to the bustle of the junction.
Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty said. Duncan wanted everyone to work faster.
Duncan: You're supposed to be helping me.
Mr. Conductor 2: He grumbled.
Duncan: But you're as slow as snails.
Rusty: We're proper engines.
Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty huffed crossly.
Rusty: We followed the rules.
Rheneas: We can't send up more than four slate cars at a time.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Rheneas.
Duncan: Then work faster.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duncan impatiently. Later that day, Duncan was working at the incline.
Duncan: I'll show you how fast a really useful engine can work.
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan called as he hastily biffed one slate car into another and then another. Soon, Duncan had his four slate cars.
Duncan: Nothing to it!
Mr. Conductor 2: He boasted to Rusty.
Rusty: Those slate cars will pay you back.
Mr. Conductor 2: Warned Rusty.
Rusty: Slate cars don't like to be biffed.
Duncan: I can handle slate cars.
Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. The three little engines could see Duncan was not going to listen. They carefully chuffed away from the incline with their slate cars full of slate. Duncan was so impatient he became even more careless.
Duncan: I'll show that smelly diesel and those lazy steamers.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said to his driver.
Duncan's Driver: Careful.
Mr. Conductor 2: Cautioned his driver.
Duncan's Driver: You're asking for trouble.
Mr. Conductor 2: And he got it. Duncan didn't notice his chain was tangled in the coupling of the slate car in front of him. Suddenly, he was being pulled up the track by the empty slate cars.
Duncan: Bouncing bogies!
Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
Duncan: It's got me!
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan's driver jumped clear. Rusty returned to see Duncan being pulled up the incline.
Rusty: I tried to warn him.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty.
Rusty's Driver: He never listens.
Mr. Conductor 2: The little diesel's driver said. The chain pulling Duncan's slate cars couldn't hold the weight. It suddenly snapped. Duncan plummeted down the incline.
Duncan: Help!
Mr. Conductor 2: He yelled.
(Splash!)
Duncan: Glub, glub, glub.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Duncan: Bluggle my bloiler.
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan felt foolish and very wet. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived, he spoke severly to Duncan.
Sir Topham Hatt: You have not been a responsible engine.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: Your impatience has caused confusion and delay and you owe these engines in apology.
Duncan: Sorry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan said to Rusty, Rheneas and Skarloey.
Sir Topham Hatt: Once you have been repaired.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
Sir Topham Hatt: You will work at the incline until you learned to be patient and careful.
Duncan: Yes, sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duncan.
(Dunkin' Duncan ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Duncan deserved his punishment.
Clemont: I see.
Kiawe: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Raye and her group of mean girls land in the Meta Crystal)
Raye: Oh, what happened?
Shauna: What is this place?
Corina: We'd better not mess up.
(But they suddenly fall for a trap and get caught up in ropes)
Jordin: Too late!
(Ulric, Brooha, Brute and the Brotherhood of Bayville appear)
Ulric: A-ha!
Brooha: We've got you girls now!
Brute: And there's no escape either!
Yai: It's the Shadow Realm Trio!
Mira: And the Brotherhood of Bayville, too.
Avalanche: No need to introduce ourselves.
Toad: We've got full spirits!
Quicksilver: Just like when I raced with Rev Runner!
Scarlet Witch: Gee.
Blob: Hand over your powers or else we...
Major Glory: You asked for it!
(The Shadow Realm Trio and the Brotherhood of Bayville turn around)
Ulric: Uh, oh.
(It was Major Glory, Valhallen, Krunk and their superhero friends)
Valhallen: Time for a rock and roll of a lifetime!
(He rocks through his guitar and causes the ground from beneath Ulric and the others to break open, sending them directly to their doom)
Ulric and the others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As soon as Major Glory frees Raye and the girls by untying them from their trap, the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done, Major Glory.
Raye: He sure is, Conductors.
Shauna: He saved the day!
Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
Corina: Sergio's going to love it!
Jordin: Do you remind us of Fergus?
Mr. Conductor 3: Why yes, Jordin. He came to give orders to Bill and Ben. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Bill, Ben and Fergus starts)
Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus is a small railway traction engine who works on the Island of Sodor. One day, he was on his way to the quarry. He had a special job to do for Sir Topham Hatt.
Thomas: Hello!
Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
Thomas: Where are you going?
Fergus: To the quarry.
Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus chuffed happily.
Thomas: Watch out for Bill and Ben the twins.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
Thomas: They love to make mischief.
Fergus: I won't let young rascals rattle me.
Thomas: You don't know the twins like i do.
Mr. Conductor 3: Warned Thomas. Fergus arrived at the quarry. He went to work with Mavis and the twins.
Mavis: I'm afraid the freight cars are in a mess.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Mavis.
Fergus: Not to worry. We'll soon sort them out.
Mr. Conductor 3: Bill and Ben were delighted.
Ben: Now we'll have some fun.
Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Ben.
Bill: They will have the old boiler in a spin.
Mr. Conductor 3: Steamed Bill. Fergus liked helping Mavis. But he didn't like the way the twins were behaving one bit. Bill banged his freight cars hard. Some rocks fell onto the track.
Fergus: Do it right!
Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus ordered. Bill didn't like being ordered about by a traction engine.
Bill: Don't interfere!
Mr. Conductor 3: He snapped back. Then Ben pushed his freight cars to block the line. Fergus was stuck.
Fergus: Out of my way!
Mr. Conductor 3: Steamed Fergus. But Ben just grinned. The next day, the men were blasting rock.
Fergus: Wait for the all clear signal.
Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus called to Bill and Ben.
Fergus: Do it right.
Bill: There he goes again.
Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Bill.
Bill: Do it right, from morning till night.
Ben: Keep your funnel out our quarry.
Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Ben. The quarry master sent Bill and Ben to collect a rock crusher from the harbour. Fergus was left in peace with Mavis. The twins were still thinking about Fergus.
Bill: He's just an old fusspot.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Bill.
Ben: He's always saying Do It Right.
Bill: Well the next thing he tells us to do.
Mr. Conductor 3: Wheeshed Bill.
Both: We'll do it wrong (laugh together)
Mr. Conductor 3: They laughed. Bill and Ben steamed back to the quarry. The rock crusher was heavy. It shook the rails as they went.
Fergus: The blasting had made that rock face unsafe.
Mr. Conductor 3: Warned Fergus.
Fergus: Don't go near it, do it right.
Mr. Conductor 3: But the twins took no notice of Fergus and were very naughty. As roughly as they could, they rattled the load towards the cliff.
Fergus: Look out!
Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Fergus and he rushed forward and he bumped Bill and Ben out of the way. His driver jumped to safety as the rocks began to fall. But Fergus was covered in rocks right up to his funnel. It took a long time to dig him out. And no one worked harder to help than Bill and Ben. At last, Fergus was free. Bill and Ben were ashamed.
Bill: We should have been so naughty.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Bill.
Ben: We're very sorry.
Mr. Conductor 3: Added Ben.
Fergus: Good.
Mr. Conductor 3: Smiled Fergus.
Fergus: From now on we can all do it right together.
(Bill, Ben and Fergus ends)
Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how you can do things right.
Yai: Thanks for hearing that.
Mira: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Yugi, Kaiba and the dueling rivals land in the Battlefield)
Yugi: Where are we?
Seto: It must be a mistake!
Jaden: I don't like this.
Chazz: Gee.
(Petra Fina, Dino Fishman, Principal Mite and the Koopalings appear)
Petra Fina: So, we meet again, Yugi Moto!
Yugi: Petra Fina Dagmar, it's you!
Yusei: Don't tell me she's here.
Jack: Yeah right.
Mr. Fishman: We've wanted our boss to lead a duel.
Principal Mite: So we agree to settle things right.
Larry: What's more, it's going to be super tough.
Morton: Uh huh.
Wendy: It's simple.
Iggy: You just go on with the show.
Roy: And voila!
Lemmy: Actually, Yugi has a duel right now.
Ludwig: Go ahead.
Yugi: You're on Petra Fina! It's time to duel!
Petra: I accept!
(In a fast motion duel sequence, She's A Maniac plays)
Michael Sembello: Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night Looking for the fight of her life In the real time world no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart Changing moment into light She has danced into the danger zone When the dancer becomes the dance It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before On the ice filled line of sanity It's a place most never see It's a hard won place of mystery You can touch it but can't hold it You work all your life for that moment in time It can come or pass you by It's a push of the world but there's always a chance If the hunger stays alive There's a cold kinetic heat Struggling, stretching for the beat Never stopping With her hair against the wind She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before.
(She's A Maniac ends as Petra Fina's life points go down to zero)
Petra Fina: What?!
Yugi: Game over, Petra Fina!
Petra Fina: Alright, let's get out of here instead!
(She drags her cronies with her)
Larry: I think we'd better follow her.
(The other six Koopalings nod with agreement and as they follow Petra Fina to the exit, The Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 1: Well done, Yugi!
Yuma: We couldn't have done it without you.
Mr. Conductor 2: That's the spirit.
Reggie: Do you remember Arthur?
Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Reg. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and The Spotless Record starts)
Mr. Conductor 3: A brand new tank engine was racing across the Island of Sodor. He was very excited and he didn't want to be late.
Sir Topham Hatt: Right on time.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas and Percy looked at the big tank engine. He was very impressive.
Sir Topham Hatt: This is Arthur.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: He's here to shunt freight cars and pull freight.
Arthur: Nice to meet you.
Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur puffed politely.
Sir Topham Hatt: And he's got a spotless record.
Percy: What's a spotless record?
Mr. Conductor 3: Whispered Percy.
Thomas: It means he's never been naughty or made a mess.
Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Thomas. The three engines were soon at work. Thomas and Percy were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty but they were having fun.
Thomas: Join in, Arthur.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Arthur: No thank you.
Mr. Conductor 3: Wheesed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Arthur's first job was to push the train load of fruit to market. The troublesome trucks started to sing.
Trucks: Root, toot, toot, we want to go, the fruit's going off cause you're too slow!
Arthur: How rude.
Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur. This gave Thomas a naughty idea.
Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt doesn't like the troublesome trucks singing.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
Thomas: You must stop them.
Arthur: Thank you.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Arthur.
Arthur: I will.
Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur was glad he could keep the troublesome trucks in order.
Thomas: They'll never stop the trucks from singing.
Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed Thomas. Arthur chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the troublesome trucks started singing again.
Trucks: Chat, chat, chat, you're tough enough, but you're so rusty, you can even puff!
Arthur: Stop singing!
Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur.
Arthur: Trucks should do as they are telling.
Mr. Conductor 3: The Troublesome Trucks were cross. If they can't sing, they will teach Arthur a lesson instead.
Trucks: We'll show him!
Mr. Conductor 3: They giggled.
Trucks: You can't push us around!
Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur struggled over bridges and he huffed and puffed through tunnels. He came over the top of a big hill.
Trucks: You can't catch us!
Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed the Troublesome Trucks.
Trucks: Whee-hee-hee!
Mr. Conductor 3: But there was trouble ahead. Duck had stopped in the crossing at the bottom of the hill. Arthur's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late! Squash fruit flew everywhere! Arthur was upset. His spotless record was ruined.
Thomas: Oh, Arthur, what a mess!
Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt was very annyoed.
Sir Topham Hatt: What happened here?
Arthur: The troublesome trucks were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.
Thomas: Please, sir, it's my fault.
Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas told Sir Topham Hatt what he had done.
Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur, it's um... fruitless for me to say more. Ahem. But Thomas, you must clear this mess.
Mr. Conductor 3: Harvey arrived the breakdown crane. He could see there's a lot of work to be done. Everyone worked hard and Thomas took the loaded trucks away. That evening, Arthur was having his squashed fruit cleaned out of his funnel.
Arthur: Hello, Thomas.
Thomas: Arthur, I'm sorry I played a trick on you.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
Arthur: Thanks for owning up to it.
Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Arthur.
Thomas: Maybe spotless records are meant to be broken.
Mr. Conductor 3: Smiled Thomas.
Arthur: And then mended again.
Mr. Conductor 3: Finished Arthur.
Arthur: Just like friendships.
(The Spotless Record ends)
Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Arthur got into a fruity predicament.
Yuya: Good.
Declan: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Meanwhile, Blossom and the Cartoon Network Girls land in the Final Destination)
Blossom: Oh...
Nikki: What is this place?
Mike: It's the final destination, home to Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
(But then, they hear some familiar laughs)
Ami: Those voices!
Jessie: Sorry to break in on you.
Cliff: Just prepare for trouble.
James We've burst our way through.
Lube: So you'd better make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from...
Rocket: (as both he and Perry swing into action) Everyone, stop the mottoes!
Jessie and Cliff: Wha?
(They both get kicked in the faces)
Lori: Yes!
June: They're finally here to rescue us!
Meowth: That was the thousandth time you've ruined our mottoes!
Shriek: Take that back!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
Rocket: Oh really? Well, we've got a surprise that will frighten you idiots to smithereens!
(Perry pulls the red rope and Reznors emerge from the door, letting out a loud group of roars)
Jessie and Cliff: REZNORS!!!
James and Lube: RUN FOR IT!!!
(As they flee from the Reznors while screaming, the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 1: That's what happens for breaking the rules!
Blossom: Oh, thanks a lot, Conductors!
Nikki: We couldn't have done it without you.
Mr. Conductor 2: And Rocket and Perry, too!
Mike: Good.
Ami: Do you remember Elizabeth?
Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Ami. She got into a snowy journey. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Not So Hasty Cakes starts)
Mr. Conductor 3: It was Christmas time on the Island of Sodor and Sir Topham Hatt's engines were busy. The snow made their journeys difficult. They had to work hard to deliver passengers and goods to their destinations of time. This made the engines feel very reliable. Elizabeth pulled into the fitters yard with Thomas' snowplough.
Thomas: I don't need that silly old thing.
Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Thomas.
Elizabeth: Stuff and nonsense.
Mr. Conductor 3: Steamed Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: You can't be a reliable engine if you can't get through the snow.
Mr. Conductor 3: That made Thomas cross.
Thomas: You know I'm reliable. I just don't like my snowplough. Elizabeth is rude.
Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas chuffed.
Thomas: And this snowplough makes my buffers ache.
Mr. Conductor 3: Later, Thomas saw Sir Topham Hatt talking to Elizabeth.
Sir Topham Hatt: The Sodor Cake Factory is snowed in. Their christmas cakes must get to the docks before the ship sails for the mainland.
Thomas: Let me do the job.
Sir Topham Hatt: I need you on your line, Thomas. Besides, Elizabeth knows those roads well. She's very reliable.
Thomas: I'm reliable too.
Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Thomas.
Elizabeth: Apparently not reliable enough.
Mr. Conductor 3: Elizabeth chuffed. Now Thomas was crosser still. The snow was heavy, but Thomas arrived at every station right on time. Elizabeth was struggling to stay on the road. Her wheels did not like the slippery ice at all. When Thomas arrived at the docks to pick up Terence, he was surprised that Elizabeth had not returned.
Dock Manager: The ship will miss the tide.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said the dock manager.
Sir Topham Hatt: And the children won't have their Christmas cakes. Thomas, go and look for Elizabeth at once.
Thomas: Yes sir.
Mr. Conductor 3: Answered Thomas.
Thomas: Perhaps Elizabeth isn't so reliable after all.
Mr. Conductor 3: He whispered. At the cake factory, Elizabeth was piled high with crates of christmas cakes.
Elizabeth: Sir Topham Hatt's counting on me. I musn't be late.
Mr. Conductor 3: She chuffed onto the icy road. Suddenly, she was on a steep hill. Her drive applied the brakes. Elizabeth slid out of control into a deep snowdrift. Poor Elizabeth. Thomas and Terence puffed through the swirling snow. They couldn't see Elizabeth anywhere. Soon, they spotted her driver. He was standng by the level crossing.
Elizabeth's Driver: Elizabeth is stuck under the snow.
Mr. Conductor 3: Her driver explained.
Elizabeth's Driver: I need help to dig her out.
Mr. Conductor 3: Terence rescued her in no time.
Thomas: We will have to hurry.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
Thomas: It wasn't you fault, Elizabeth, it's the slippery roads.
Mr. Conductor 3: Elizabeth felt much better. Thomas chuffed and puffed as fast as he could. They reached the docks just in time. Sir Topham Hatt was delighted to see the bakery crates and that Elizabeth was safe and well.
Sir Topham Hatt: We'll get you unloaded inmediately.
Thomas: Now the children will have their Christmas cakes.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Elizabeth: Oh, thank you, Thomas.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: You and I are both reliable.
Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas agreed.
(Not So Hasty Cakes ends)
Mr. Conductor 3: So

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