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Cast

  • Bowser as Godzilla
  • Zelda/Sheik as Bruce Wayne/Batman
  • Mewtwo as Shaquille O'Neal
  • Lucario as Aaron Carter
  • Mr. Game and Watch as Abraham Lincoln
  • R.O.B. as Optimus Prime
  • Pikachu as McGruff
  • Mario as Jackie Chan
  • Amy Rose as Indiana Jones
  • Jigglypuff as The Care Bear
  • Pit as The Angels
  • Buddy the Bellhop as Chuck Norris
  • Wario as Gandalf the Grey
  • Waluigi as Gandalf the White
  • Meta Knight as Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
  • Luigi as Benito Mussolini
  • King Dedede as The Blue Meanie
  • Pokemon Trainer (A.K.A. Red) as Cowboy Curtis
  • NiGHTS as Jambi the Genie
  • Solid Snake as RoboCop
  • Falco Bombardi as Terminator
  • Crash Bandicoot as Captain Kirk
  • Wolf O'Donnel as Darth Vader
  • Ness as Lo Pan
  • Midna as Superman
  • Olimar and Pikmin as The Power Rangers
  • Ice Climers as Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
  • Coco Bandicoot as Spock
  • Donkey Kong as The Rock
  • Bowser Jr. as Doc Oc
  • Amigo as Hulk Hogan
  • Lucas as Mr. Rogers

Lyrics

Old Bowser was hoppin' around

New Pork City like a big playground

When suddenly Sheik appeared out of the shade

And hit Bowser with a Smart Grenade

Bowser got ticked and began to attack

But didn't expect to be block by Two-Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Two-Fu

When Lucario came out of the blue

And he started beating up Mewtwo O'Neal

But they both get flattened by the Dragoon Mobile

But before she could make it back to the SheikCave

Mr. Game and Watch popped out of his grave

He took a Cracker Launcher out from under his hat

And blew Sheik away with a rat-a-tat-tat!

But he ran out of fire and ran away

Because R.O.B. came in to save the day


This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive! I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!


Bowser took a bite out of R.O.B. Prime

Just like Pikachu took a bite out of crime

Then Mewtwo came back covered in a tire track

But Mario jumped out and landed on his back

And Sheik was injured and trying to get steady

When Mr. Game and Watch came back with a Machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Amy Rose took him out with her whip

Then she saw Bowser sneaking up from behind

And she reached for her Hammer which she just couldn't find

Because Sheik stole and she swug and she missed

And Mario deflected with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Mr. Game and Watch tried to pole vault

Onto R.O.B. but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit with a Jigglypuff stare


This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive! I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown.....


Pit sang out

In immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens

Descended Buddy Norris

Who delivered a kick

Which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Amy Rose Jones

Who fell over on the ground

Writhing in pain

As Sheik changed back

Into Zelda Wayne

But Buddy saw through

Her clever disguised

And crunched Sheik's head

In between his thighs!


Then Wario the Grey

And Waluigi the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Meta Knight

And Luigi Mussolini

And the Dedede Meanie

And Cowboy Red

And NiGHTS the Genie

Solid Snake

The Falco-Nator

Captain Crash

Wolf Vader

Ness Pan

SuperMidna

Every single Pikmin Ranger

Popo S. Preston

And Nana Logan

Coco

D. K.

B. Jr.

and Amigo Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And kicked Buddy Norris right in his bellhop butt

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood The rest saw the better

Lucas Rogers in a bloodstained sweater


This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive! I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown

(This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown

(This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!!

Trivia

  • Some female characters portray guys
  • SSBU is my fangame on the Super Smash Bros. Fanon
  • Cuss words (although there are only 2) have been removed and replaced
  • Some of the lines no longer rhyme
  • Despite Olimar being part of "The Power Rangers" in this parody, the line he's in only mentions the Pikmin
  • Some terms are actually refering to something else, Such as:
    • Smart Grenade-Smart Bomb.
    • Machete-Laser Sword.
    • Whip-A smash attack that Amy has.
    • Jigglypuff Stare-Jigglypuff's Song combined with direct eye contact.
    • Dragoon Mobile-Dragoon.
  • The "Sheik-Cave" is another term for Zelda's dorm. The characters stay in dorms while at the SSBU battle grounds, so it would make sense.

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