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Super W.I.T.C.H. World is a W.I.T.C.H. Spoof to Super Mario World, starring Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, and Hay Lin joining the Conductors for all six exciting worlds like you've never gone before. Joining the YTV Superstars are casts from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! and Yin Yang Yo!.

Info[]

  • Per request from Will and her friends, Sakura, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas, Janet, Kassie and Rockna head for World 1: The Plains, with Ash, Pikachu and their cowardly friends in World 2: The Haunted Graveyard, Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily in World 3: The Bee Forest, Kick, Penn, Randy, Milo, Pickle and Peanut and Billy and Zeke at World 4: The Beach, Piglet, Brad, Dipper, Wander and Timon and Pumbaa in World 5: The Prehistoric Palace and Rocket, Perry and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in World 6: Prince Escanor's Castle.

Cast[]

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. W.I.T.C.H.
  3. Pokemon
  4. Sonic X
  5. Digimon
  6. Cardcaptors
  7. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  8. Sailor Moon
  9. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  10. Tenkai Knights
  11. Super Pig
  12. The Winx Club
  13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  14. Mermaid Melody
  15. Beyblade
  16. Bakugan
  17. Goldfish Warning!
  18. The Red Ribbon
  19. Flint The Time Detective
  20. Shinzo
  21. Glitter Force
  22. Dinozaurs
  23. Medabots
  24. Ultimate Muscle
  25. Shaman King
  26. F-Zero: GP Legend
  27. Mew Mew Power
  28. Magical Doremi
  29. Dinosaur King
  30. Chaotic
  31. Cubix: Robots For Everyone
  32. Tai Chi Chasers
  33. G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
  34. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  35. Wedding Peach
  36. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  37. Yo-Kai Watch
  38. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
  39. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  40. VR Troopers
  41. Masked Rider
  42. Big Bad Beetleborgs
  43. Miraculous
  44. Power Battle Watch Car
  45. Blazing Team
  46. Zak Storm
  47. Mon Colle Knights
  48. Future Card Buddyfight
  49. Star Fox
  50. Little Battler's Experience
  51. Mucha Lucha
  52. Scooby-Doo
  53. Static Shock
  54. The Zeta Project
  55. Jackie Chan Adventures
  56. Totally Spies!
  57. X-Men: Evolution
  58. The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
  59. Men In Black: The Series
  60. Jumanji
  61. Biker Mice From Mars
  62. Phantom Investigators
  63. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  64. Tom and Jerry Tales
  65. Detention
  66. Road Rovers
  67. Ozzy and Drix
  68. Animaniacs
  69. Xiaolin Showdown
  70. Loonatics Unleashed
  71. Jonny Quest
  72. SWAT Kats
  73. Batman Beyond
  74. Guardians of The Galaxy
  75. Extreme Ghostbusters
  76. Back To The Future
  77. Skunk Fu!
  78. Johnny Test
  79. The Susie Feeble Show
  80. The Dork Diaries
  81. Hoop-a-Joop
  82. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  83. Captain N
  84. Tetris Attack
  85. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  86. Friends Forever
  87. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
  88. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
  89. Teen Hearts
  90. The Dynamic Girls
  91. Power Crystal Girls
  92. Soapin' Water
  93. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  94. The Replacements
  95. The Emperor's New School
  96. The Proud Family
  97. Phineas and Ferb
  98. Kim Possible
  99. American Dragon: Jake Long
  100. Dave The Barbarian
  101. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  102. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  103. Accidentally Adventures
  104. Pinewood Middle School
  105. Gravity Falls
  106. Wander Over Yonder
  107. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  108. Motorcity
  109. Gummi Bears
  110. Timon and Pumbaa
  111. The 7D
  112. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  113. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  114. The Buzz on Maggie
  115. Pickle and Peanut
  116. Milo Murphy's Law
  117. Tangled
  118. Underdog
  119. Star Wars Rebels
  120. Zachary and The Vamp
  121. Future Worm!
  122. Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer
  123. Megan and Nick
  124. Siobhan's Dampir Life
  125. Big Hero 6
  126. Hotel Transylvania: The Series
  127. Jeff and Taylor
  128. Rumor Has It
  129. Dexter's Laboratory
  130. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  131. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  132. The Powerpuff Girls
  133. Johnny Bravo
  134. Codename: Kids Next Door
  135. Ben 10
  136. Generator Rex
  137. Cow and Chicken
  138. Mike, Lu and Og
  139. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  140. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  141. Adventure Time
  142. Regular Show
  143. The Secret Saturdays
  144. Mighty Magiswords
  145. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  146. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  147. Camp Lazlo
  148. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  149. Turbo FAST
  150. Legend Quest
  151. Dragons
  152. Dawn of The Croods
  153. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  154. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  155. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  156. Buddy Thunderstruck
  157. Dinotrux
  158. Troll Hunters
  159. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  160. Kong: King of The Apes
  161. All Hail King Julien
  162. Camp Lakebottom
  163. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  164. Fangbone!
  165. RoboCop: Alpha Commando
  166. Scary Larry
  167. Angry Birds
  168. Rocket Monkeys
  169. Teacher's Pet
  170. Teamo Supremo
  171. Pink Panther and Pals
  172. Super 4
  173. Freakazoid!
  174. Earthworm Jim
  175. The Tick
  176. Eek! The Cat
  177. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
  178. Yin Yang Yo!

Thomas Stories[]

  1. Percy's Promise
  2. Duncan Gets Spooked
  3. James Goes Buzz Buzz
  4. The World's Strongest Engine
  5. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
  6. Edward The Really Useful Engine

Trivia[]

  • Appearances by: the cast of W.I.T.C.H.
  • Kimiko's outfit: from The New Order.
  • Also appearing in World 2: Di Lung.

Script[]

  • (We open this crossover with We Are W.I.T.C.H.)
  • Chorus: We are, we are, we are W.I.T.C.H. We are, We are… (W.I.T.C.H.) There is a place where darkness reigns We've got the power to fight back. We save the day, united five as one. We can become more than you know, The heart will lead the way to what we can control Water, Fire, Earth, and Air. Guardians Unite! We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, We are... (W.I.T.C.H.) We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H We are, We are... (We are, we are, we are) (We are, we are, we are) We fight for life, we fight for truth, this is our revolution In day and night, we have the strength and courage With open eyes, we find the light, Together we will have the power to control Water, Fire, Earth, and Air. Guardians Unite! We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, we are... (W.I.T.C.H.) We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, We are... Our world is more than we see There's danger that lies beneath We fight to protect the free (Water, Fire, Earth, and Air) To protect the free... (Water, Fire, Earth, and Air) Guardians Unite! We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, We are... (W.I.T.C.H.) We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, We are... We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, (oh! ) We are... (uh oh! ) (W.I.T.C.H.) We are, We are, We are W.I.T.C.H. We are, (we…) We are... (are…) W.I.T.C.H!
  • (We soon see Ash and the others in the W.I.T.C.H. World)
  • Ash: Whoa!
  • Gary: What is this peculiar place.
  • Helen: The W.I.T.C.H. World, home ta Will and her livin' friends, y'all.
  • Sara: Zis is how zey work zogether to fight against ze forces of evil.
  • Lita: Well, they're about to visit us.
  • Mina: And here they come!
  • (Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin show up)
  • Will: Hey, guys.
  • Irma: It's good to be here at last.
  • Brock: (as he grabs Will's hands) So do us.
  • Bonnie: (proposing to Irma) Can you please take care of Clemont? He's the Lumiose Gym Leader, you know.
  • (Clemont grabs Brock and Bonnie with his Ambipom arms)
  • Brock and Bonnie: Hey, what are you...
  • Clemont: Dude, you're just embarrassing me!
  • Kiawe: Oh, boy!
  • Taranee: Anyway, here are the worlds you're expecting to enter.
  • Cornelia: Good luck.
  • Hay Lin: And be careful.
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • (As they set off at once, a sneaky Cajun Fox watches)
  • Cajun Fox: Cool! Just what I need for my recipe: Brianna Maxwell.
  • (He snickers quietly to himself)
  • (Sakura, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas, Janet, Kassie and Rockna reach World 1: The Plains)
  • Sakura: Well, guys, you heard what dad said.
  • Pooh: And we have company.
  • (Baloo, Kit, Rebecca, Molly, and Wildcat arrive, along with their friend, Louie)
  • Baloo: Good to see you all.
  • Kit: It's been along time.
  • Todd: Exactly.
  • Kassie: Mr. Fastback says that the plains are full of fun.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we mean it.
  • Rebecca: Ah, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Molly: Do you wish to make flight?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Right you are.
  • Wildcat: Amazing!
  • Louie: Do you remind us of Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, King Louie. He made a promise to the others before a storm. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Percy's Promise starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every summer, the Island of Sodor was very busy. Holiday makers love the sight see. When the weather is fine, there's no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains. Others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Thomas was puffing along the line that runs by the coast. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. Percy was taking some freight cars to the Harbour.
  • Percy: Hello, Thomas. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of freight cars.
  • Thomas: They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
  • Percy: Of course I will.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Promised Percy. Later, Percy saw Harold.
  • Harold: Sorry, Percy. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
  • Percy: Why?
  • Harold: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, Percy.
  • Percy: Huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Percy.
  • Percy: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
  • Edward: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned Edward.
  • Edward: There's a storm coming.
  • Percy: A promise is a promise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Percy.
  • Percy: No matter what the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Annie and Clarabel were glad when Percy arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down Percy's boiler.
  • Percy: Ugh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. Percy struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
  • Percy: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Complained Percy as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
  • Percy: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Percy.
  • Percy: The water's sloshing my fire!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy's driver and fireman had to find some more firewood.
  • Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman to the conductor.
  • Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, Percy's fire was burning well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Harold.
  • Percy: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Percy.
  • Percy: Harold's coming to laugh at me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Something floated onto Percy's boiler.
  • Percy: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Percy.
  • Percy: He needed throw things.
  • Driver: It's a parachute!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: Harold's dropping hot drinks from us.
  • Percy: Thank you, Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Percy.
  • Harold: Good to be at service.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Harold as buzzed away. The water lapped Percy's wheels. Percy was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
  • Percy: I promised.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • Percy: I promised.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
  • Thomas: Well done, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cheered Thomas.
  • Thomas: You kept your promise, despite everything!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt arrived in Harold. First, he thanked the men, then Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Harold told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful engine.
  • Percy: Oh sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Percy happily.
  • (Percy's Promise ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Percy got a promise to himself.
  • Kuzco: I see.
  • Rockna: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Janet: Hey, hold on. Have you guys seen Rocket?
  • Phineas: And Perry, too?
  • (Rocket and Perry sneak into a warp pipe and jump in it, leading them both to the Command Center)
  • Rabbit: It's Rocket Raccoon!
  • Principal Slimovitz: And Agent P!
  • Julie: We've just been reported about Prince Escanor.
  • Theresa: He's back and more meaner than ever.
  • Ann: And he wants revenge.
  • Alpha 5: Uh huh.
  • Major Monogram: We've tracked him to the final world.
  • Zordon: So, get the Power Rangers, and let the forces dwell within you two!
  • Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) We will!
  • (They both leave the Command Center)
  • (Ash, Pikachu and their cowardly friends are now in World 2: The Haunted Graveyard)
  • Ash: This is it, guys.
  • Eek: Remember, where's there's ghosts, there's bravery.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Courage: (to himself) The things I do for love.
  • (As they walk along, they stumble across Team Rocket and their friends)
  • Jessie: Hey!
  • Cliff: Why don't you look where you're walking?!
  • Emily: Team Rocket and Friends.
  • Candy: We remember you guys now!
  • April: You want to conquer the world with domination, right?
  • Petra Fina: That'll be devastation.
  • Larry: And we don't have time for your innocent excuses.
  • Gengar: Oh, we should!
  • King Boo: (cackles in agreement)
  • Johnny: Did you hear that?!
  • Dukey: Eh, probably the wind.
  • Lance: Or just a cowardice.
  • Ulric: Gee.
  • Lindy: Watch out, guys, here we come!
  • Mindy: You can run, but you can't hide!
  • (They laugh, too, making everyone come to their fears, minus Wanda)
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • Shaggy: Like, we've hit the jackpot! Look!
  • (And he is right about Gengar, King Boo and the Bradford Clown Sisters, as they slowly step out of the shadows and let out a sinister group of smirks)
  • Everyone except Wanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As they all flee from the ghosts, we hear Skycycle sing It's Terror Time Again)
  • Skycycle: You hear the screeching of an owl, You hear the wind begin to howl, You know there's zombies on the prowl, And it's terror time again. They've got you running though the night, It's terror time again. And you just might die of fright, It's a terrifying time. You hear the beating of your heart, You know the screaming's gonna start, Here comes the really scary part, 'Cause it's terror time again. They've got you running through the night, It's terror time again. Oh, you just might die of fright, It's a terrifying time. All the trees begin to moan, And the monsters grunt and groan, Rotting faces full of slime, Don't you know it's terror time? And it's terror time again, They've got you running through the night, Yes, it's terror time again. Oh, you just might die of fright, It's a terrifying time!
  • (It's Terror Time Again ends as Ash suddenly collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (infuriated) Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
  • (But Gengar and his friends approach everyone, and Pikachu stands up for a thunderbolt attack)
  • Pikachu: (charging up) PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Candy and Meowth: (in unison) Pikachu, no!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • Pikachu: (unleashing its full power) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Everyone gets electrocuted at the force of Pikachu's thunderbolt attack, and they soon become black and sizzled)
  • Lindy: (laughs dazedly)
  • Mindy: That's gonna hurt us a lot!
  • (Gengar and Friends fall to the ground and lie there unconsciously)
  • (Moments later, Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata appear)
  • Heather: You insensitive Pokemon idiot!
  • Lexi: We've got a rule around here!
  • Zapata: You zap them, you apologize!
  • Pikachu: (meekly) Chu!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cheer up, Pikachu.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You don't have to be upset about the incident. Besides, it wasn't your fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Duncan in a terrifying surprise of a lifetime.
  • (He blows his whistle and Duncan Gets Spooked starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The little engines were busy clearing their railroad of leaves and broken branches. Peter Sam and Rusty often work together. One day, Rusty helped Peter Sam to a water tower. Peter Sam felt much better after his long drink, but the freight cars were bored.
  • Freight Cars: Let's break away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Their loads were heavy and the coupling old. One snapped.
  • Freight Cars: Faster, faster!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted the freight cars. A sign read: Slow Steep Bends and Ravine Ahead. But the silly freight cars never saw it. Then, it was too late.
  • (The freight cars fall down into the ravine)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Peter Sam arrived at the scene of the disaster. His driver sighed.
  • Peter Sam's Driver: This was our fault. We didn't secure them properly. We'll have to get help to pull them out. Sir Topham Hatt will be very annoyed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he was.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You will work in the yard until I can trust you again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan was delighted with Peter Sam's dilemma.
  • Duncan: Fancy not securing your freight cars on a hill. They'll come back to spook you and your special funnel. Whoooo!
  • Rusty: And who's to say you're not afraid of ghosts!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Rusty.
  • Duncan: Ghosts!? Things that go bump in the night, Rubbish!
  • Rusty: Well I'll tell you a story that will make your funnel quiver.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty said.
  • Rusty: A long time ago, a little engine was returning home. It was a misty moonlight night. Suddenly, the engine lost control and plunged over the side into the swamps below. He was never found again. But many of workmen will tell you that when the moon is full, They had seen the little engine trying to get home. But he never reached the other side. So what did you think of that, Duncan?
  • Duncan: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Duncan.
  • Rusty: Never mind him, Peter Sam. He'd be frightened if he really saw a ghost.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This gave Peter Sam's driver an idea.
  • Peter Sam's Driver: Let's play a trick on Duncan.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The next day he spoke to Duncan's driver and fireman who agreed.
  • Duncan's Driver: We'll do it, tonight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan had to take coal cars to the slate mine and then bring cars back. Duncan's driver decided as part of a plan to cross the old iron bridge.
  • Duncan: Haunted bridge, rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Duncan.
  • Duncan: It's as tame as a pet rabbit's.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But all the same, he kept thinking about Rusty's story. When dusk fell, he was keen to leave.
  • Duncan: If we don't go now, Skarloey will take my favorite place in the shed.
  • Duncan's Driver: We have to collect our cars first.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver replied. He could see the plan was working because Duncan was nervous. When night fell, they set off. The mist were rising around the old iron bridge. Duncan whistled and the sound echoed everywhere. Then, ahead, he saw flickering lights. His driver knew they were only insects that shine brightly at night, but to Duncan they look like an engine. Next, his driver secretly threw a rock from the cab into the ravine below.
  • Duncan: It's the ghost! Take me back! Take me back, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Duncan reached the safety of his shed, he closed his eyes tightly.
  • Duncan's Driver: Spooked are you, Duncan?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed his driver.
  • Duncan: No! I'm asleep!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Duncan refused to open his eyes. He did though when he thought his driver wasn't looking just to make sure that he was still there.
  • (Duncan Gets Spooked ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Duncan got a scare of a lifetime.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, we're off to World 3.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better see what Misty and her friends are doing.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily are now in World 3: The Bee Forest)
  • Misty: Oh, this is disgusting!
  • Togepi: Toge?
  • Mel: It reminds me of Lori Szyslak!
  • Meilin: Well, I hope those Beedrill want to scare us.
  • (Her mind comes true when some loud buzzing sounds are heard)
  • Penny: Hey, cut it out! You're making things worse!
  • Theodora: Oh, please! There's no way a buzzing sound can attract a...
  • Lily: (whimpers and stammers with fear)
  • Misty: Lily, what's the matter?
  • (They turn around to see a whole lot of angry Beedrill, with their leader in a general's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny and Theodora: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
  • (The Beedrill leader lets out a loud CHARGE! Fanfare, making the swarm swoop down toward the girls)
  • Misty and Friends: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As they flee from the Beedrill in terror, Velvet plays)
  • Breathe Carolina: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends as the girls manage to flee from the Beedrill, just as the Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Are you girls alright.
  • (Misty and her friends start to whine in unison)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now, don't start whining on us!
  • Misty and Her Friends: This isn't...a world expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • (They all start bawling uncontrollably)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sure reminds me of James's fear of bees. This'll cheer you girls up.
  • (He blows his whistle and James Goes Buzz Buzz starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine was enjoying his work in Vicarage Orchard. Birds were singing and apples were brightening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
  • James: Hello, Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: You look as bright and cheerful as my red paint.
  • Trevor: Oh I am.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
  • James: What's that noise?
  • Trevor: It's the bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Trevor.
  • Trevor: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The Vicar says his bees make good honey and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Just then, BoCo the diesel engine hummed in.
  • BoCo: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like being told what to do by a diesel and he buzzed away.
  • BoCo: Goodbye, Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called BoCo and set off to see Duck at the next station. Bill and Ben the tank engine twins were busy arranging cars. But they scampered off when they saw BoCo.
  • BoCo: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed BoCo.
  • BoCo: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Edward soon put a stop in their games.
  • Duck: Edward is the only one who can keep Bill and Ben in order.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
  • BoCo: A good name.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied BoCo.
  • BoCo: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James bustled in.
  • James: What's that, Duck? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box diesel tell you different.
  • Duck: His name is BoCo, and he didn't. We...
  • James: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Duck: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Retorted Duck. The next morning, James arrived at the station to collect his coaches. The passengers were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. James heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the fireman hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did his driver. So the bees turned to James. His boiler was nice and warm.
  • James: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James. One bee burnt its foot.
  • Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The bee thought James had burnt him on purpose. So it stung James right back on the nose.
  • (Doink!)
  • James: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled James. He had had enough so had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their coaches behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to James' warm boiler. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Driver: It's no good, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James' reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. The Vicar was waiting anxiously for James. When he arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
  • Driver: Come on, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: What you need now is a good hosedown.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later that evening, James was resting in the shed when the Vicar came to see him.
  • Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Vicar: It's the pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you James the Red-Nosed Engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone laughed even James. But instead, they decided to call James "The Bees Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.
  • (James Goes Buzz Buzz ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James got into his fear of bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You're right.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better see what Kick and his friends are doing in the beach.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Kick and his Disney XD friends in World 4: The Beach)
  • Kick: Sun, surf, sea and sand.
  • Penn: Speaking of everything, there's Ariel, Sebastian and Flounder!
  • (Ariel, Sebastian and Flounder arrive)
  • Ariel: Kick, you came!
  • Sebastian: We've been expecting you all.
  • Flounder: Wanna surf?
  • Randy: Oh, we will!
  • Milo: Even Diogee can do it, too. Right, pal?
  • Diogee: Woof!
  • (In a surfing montage, I Get Around plays)
  • Beach Boys: Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip My buddies and me are getting real well known Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Get around round round oooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo We always take my car cause it's never been beat And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around Get around round round I get around Wah wa ooo Get around round round I get around Oooo ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo.
  • (I Get Around ends as Kick and the others finish, just before the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, what do you know?
  • Pickle: We've done a good job.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Indeed.
  • Peanut: Do you remind us of Diesel?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course, Peanut. He tried to be a stronger engine. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and The World's Strongest Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor liked feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. They worked hard to compete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay. But the troublesome trucks delighted mischief and their mischief causes trouble as poor Henry found out.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Henry has had an accident and been sent for repairs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.
  • Engines: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed the engines, but they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.
  • Percy: I hope Henry's mended soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Thomas: He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Trucks are no one's friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. The next day, Diesel was working at the docks.
  • Diesel: When Sir Topham Hatt sees how good i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He bragged to the trucks.
  • Diesel: He'll get rid of steam engines once and for all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Diesel was shunting them together, they started to sing.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Is that all you can haul, Henry loads are longer, is that all you can haul, Henry must be stronger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel was cross. He was sure to be stronger than Henry.
  • Diesel: I'll push you all at the same time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The trucks giggled.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.
  • Diesel: That's me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Diesel.
  • Diesel: The world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Diesel shunted five trucks together, then ten, then fifteen. Soon he had an enormous line of twenty trucks.
  • Percy: What's Diesel doing?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy.
  • Thomas: He thinks he's the world's strongest engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas. Diesel didn't know the shunters have the brakes on the trucks. The troublesome trucks knew, but encouraged Diesel to push anyway.
  • Troublesome Trucks: Push, push, push!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel pushed and he pushed and he pushed, but the trucks didn't move. So Diesel decided to pull the trucks instead.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we wont go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang the trucks. This made Diesel very cross. He pulled and he pulled and he pulled.
  • Diesel: Help! Grease and oil!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Diesel sulked as the trucks laughed and laughed. Sir Topham Hatt looked down crossly at Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I thought you would be a proper dockyard diesel, but i was wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Can you make up for lost time, Henry?
  • Henry: Oh yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied happily. He backed up to the trucks and the shunters released the brakes. Then Henry pulled away as easy as pie.
  • (Henry pulls the trucks away)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And the engines cheered. Diesel was sent home in disgrace, but the engines had learned a lesson.
  • Thomas: Even troublesome trucks can do you a favor sometime.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Percy: Like getting rid of a smelly old Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Percy.
  • (The World's Strongest Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Diesel learned to never be stronger.
  • Billy: Gosh.
  • Zeke: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We join Piglet, Brad, Dipper, Wander, and Timon and Pumbaa at World 5: The Prehistoric Palace)
  • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
  • Brad: Well this must be a place full of dill weeds!
  • Dipper: Easy, Brad. Legend has it that many Rhydon inhabit this world.
  • (His minds comes to life as a group of Rhydon appear, with their leader as a giant Rhyperior)
  • Wander: Or maybe not.
  • (The Rhyperior leader lets out a loud roar, prompting the Rhydon to charge toward Piglet and Friends)
  • Pumbaa: (to Timon) Shall we run for our lives?
  • Timon: (accepting Pumbaa's answer) Oh, yes, let's.
  • (As they all flee from the Rhydon while screaming, Supersonic plays)
  • Bad Religion: Well, am I making haste, or could it be haste is making me? What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in? I gotta go faster, keep up the pace, Just to stay in the human race. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion. Now, here I go again; everything is alien. How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change? My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in the vein. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. I won't lie (pace setters, go-getters); It's exciting (rat racers, forgetters) When I try (researchers, berserkers) To decide things (strategies to help the workers). I just want to live (new time-saving devices) Decently (quick vices, note crisis), Meaningfully (brevity, dependency). I'm in misery (digital efficiency). I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion.
  • (Supersonic ends as Brad bumps into a very angry Brittney Wong)
  • Brittney: You insensitive little creep, what's all the matter with you?!
  • Piglet: Uh, just calm down.
  • Brad: We were running away from the Rhydon.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oh, really?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: More like a chase to us!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Reminds me of Rheneas's wild ride of a lifetime.
  • (He blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried. What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas got into a wild ride of a lifetime.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We'd better see what Rocket and Perry are doing in the final world.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We soon see Prince Escanor, who has joined forces with the Skeleton King)
  • Prince Escanor: This is it, fellow majesty, we're just about to conquer the world!
  • Skeleton King: And yes, this is gonna be a world domination.
  • (Rocket, Perry and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers overhear this)
  • Rocket: Not for long, scums!
  • Red Ranger: This ends right here and right now!
  • Green Ranger: You're both going down for this!
  • (As they spring into action in a full obstacle course, The Offspring perform All I Want)
  • Offspring: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends as Rocket, Perry and the Power Rangers kick Escanor and the Skeleton King down)
  • (Moments later, Sakura and the other contestants arrive with the Conductors)
  • Sakura: Wow!
  • Ash: They did it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Talk about a world record.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: This means the end of Escanor and the Skeleton King.
  • Mel: You bet it is.
  • Meilin: Do you remind us of Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Meilin. He learned to never retire. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Edward The Really Useful Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor are good at different things. Gordon is a very good express, Percy is good at carrying the mail and when Edward is not hauling freight cars, he is very good at being a back engine. When engines have heavy loads, Edward buffers up behind and helps push. But Edward is old. Some engines think this makes him unreliable.
  • Gordon: Edward is a useless old steam pot.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon sniffed.
  • Gordon: He should be retired.
  • Percy: But he doesn't have tires.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said.
  • Thomas: Retired.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Means taken out of service.
  • Gordon: And not a moment too soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon. And the other big engines agreed with him, but Percy was very upset. Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Percy told him about Edward.
  • Percy: The big engines don't think he's useful anymore.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Percy's driver saw Sir Topham Hatt and told him what Percy had said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I will attend to the matter immediately.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Sir Topham Hatt had a plan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The new loop line is completed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said to Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to teach Stepney how to run it properly.
  • Edward: But sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Edward: Who will look after the freight cars?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck will do your work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt replied. When the other engines heard Duck was going to help them, they were pleased.
  • Henry: Duck is very reliable.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Gordon: It makes no difference to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon pompously.
  • Gordon: I don't need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he wheeshed away. Edward enjoyed working with Stepney. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside. But Duck was not happy. The trucks were playing their silly games.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Duck should play with other ducks cause he's no good at pulling trucks. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Hold back, hold back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They giggled. Duck found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Gordon's Hill, his wheels stopped all together. Duck was stuck.
  • Duck's Driver: Oh, no.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Duck's Driver: This is Gordon's line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck's guard phoned the signalman to warn him.
  • Signalman: It's too late to switch Gordon to the middle line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You'll have to flag him down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon saw the guard.
  • Gordon: If I stop on this hill, I'll never get started again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said crossly and he buffered up to Duck. Gordon tried to set off again, but his wheels spun and spun.
  • Gordon's Driver: It's no use. We need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the driver.
  • Gordon's Driver: I'll send for Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was cross. Edward was excited. He was going to be a back engine for two trains. Edward cheerfully buffered up and the strange train set off. They chuffed gently into the station.
  • Boy: Look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed a boy.
  • Boy: The back engine must be the strongest and the best.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was embarrassed. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severely to Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You have set rude things about Edward. He proved today that he is useful reliable and very helpful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon felt very ashamed. The next morning, Gordon apologized.
  • Gordon: Thank you for helping me Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: You really are a useful engine.
  • Edward: It's good to be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Edward chuffed happily. Sir Topham Hatt's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Edward retiring.
  • (Edward The Really Useful Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So ???
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