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Cast

  • Puffa (from TUGS) as Thomas
  • Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
  • Sonic (from Sonic the Hedgehog) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • The Robots (from AOSTH) as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Pearl & Petra (from Theodore Tugboat) as Annie & Clarabel
  • Thomas and James' Crew as Themselves
  • Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
  • Edd (from Ed, Edd and Eddy) as Edward (Non-Speaking Role)
  • Bill (from King of the Hill) as Henry (Non-Speaking Role)
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator

Transcript

  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Everyday, Sonic the Hedgehog came to the station to see the TV characters.
  • Sonic: Hello.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He always said to Puffa.
  • Sonic: Remember, don't be impatient, Puffa. You can never be as strong and fast as Garfield, but you can be a really useful train. Don't let the silly robots tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: There were lots of robots, and Puffa worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small trailer and two strange things his driver called cranes.
  • Driver: That's the breakdown crane.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He told Puffa.
  • Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like people, animals and machines.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: One day, Puffa was in the yard. Suddenly, he heard a man screaming.
  • Schemer: Help! Help!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: A man came rushing through, much too fast. The man was Schemer, and he was frightened. His feet were on fire.
  • Schemer: They're pushing me, they're pushing me!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He panted.
  • Robots: On, on, on!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Laughed the robots. Still screaming,
  • Schemer: Help! Help!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Poor Schemer disappeared.
  • Puffa: I'd like to teach those robots a lesson.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Said Puffa the Steam Train. Soon came the alarm.
  • Driver: Schemer's off the road, the breakdown crane, quickly!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Puffa was hooked on, and off they went. Puffa worked his hardest.
  • Puffa: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He said. He wasn't pretending to be like Garfield; He really meant it.
  • Puffa: Bother those robots and their tricks. I hope poor Schemer isn't hurt.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Schemer's Crew were feeling all over to see if he was hurt.
  • Schemer’s Crew: Never mind, Schemer.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: It wasn't your fault. It was those silly robots that cause the accident and it was your feet they gave you. We always said they were no good.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Puffa pushed the breakdown crane alongside. Then he pulled the unhurt robots out of the way.
  • Robots: Oh dear, oh dear!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: They groaned.
  • Puffa: Serves you right, serves you right!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Said Puffa. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
  • Puffa: This will teach you a lesson. This will teach you a lesson.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He told the robots. And they answered,
  • Robots: Yes it will, Yes it will.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: They left the broken robots, then with two cranes, they put Schemer back on the road. He tried to move, but he couldn't, so Puffa helped him back home. Sonic was waiting anxiously for them.
  • Sonic: Well Puffa,
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Sonic: I've heard all about it and I'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful train. Schemer shall have some proper feet and new clothes, and you shall have a dockside all to yourself.
  • Puffa: Oh, thank you, sir!
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: Said Puffa. Now Puffa is as happy as can be. He has a dockside, and two tugs called Pearl & Petra. He works proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Edd and Bill stop quite often and tell him the news. Garfield is always in a hurry, but never forgets to say,
  • Garfield: Hello.
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: And Puffa always says,
  • Puffa: Hello,
  • George Carlin and Ringo Starr: In return. (Puffa whistles)

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