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Wario (from Mario) as James
Barney (from Barney & Friends) as Edward
Mario (from Mario) as Thomas
Randy Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
Top Hat (from TUGS) as James' Driver
Moe (from The Simpsons) as The Conductor
Gerald Broflovski (from South Park) as Jeremiah Jobling (the man with the bootlace)
Ringo Starr as The Narrator
Ringo Starr: Wario was enjoying his life in Mushroom Kingdom, but he still had a lot to learn.
Randy Marsh: You’re a special mixed-traffic plumber.
Ringo Starr: Said Randy Marsh.
Randy Marsh: You can pull carts or robots quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.
Ringo Starr: Wario knew what Randy Marsh meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day.
Barney: Be careful with the carts, Wario.
Ringo Starr: Said kind Barney.
Barney: They don’t like being bumped.
Ringo Starr: Everyone came to admire Wario.
Wario: I’m a Really Splendid plumber.
Ringo Starr: He thought, and suddenly blew bubbles. A shower fell on Randy’s nice new hat. Just then Moe blew his whistle, and Wario thought they had better go.
Wario: Go on, go on.
Ringo Starr: He called to Barney.
Barney: Don’t push, don’t push.
Ringo Starr: Replied Barney. The carts were grumbling too.
Carts: Don’t go so fast, don’t go so fast.
Ringo Starr: But Wario wouldn’t listen. When at last they stopped at the next location, two carts were beyond the room. They had to go back to let the supplies off. But no one seemed to know about Randy’s hat, so Wario felt happier. Presently, they came to a room where Mario was waiting with his two sister-in-laws.
Mario: Hello, Wario.
Ringo Starr: Said Mario.
Mario: Feeling better, that’s right. Oh! That’s my whistle. I must go. I don’t know what Randy Marsh would do without me to work for this Kingdom.
Ringo Starr: And he left importantly. Barney and Wario passed the field where Wario had had his accident. The fence was mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. Wario was still wondering what Randy would say about his new hat. Next morning, he spoke severely to Wario.
Randy Marsh: If you can’t behave, I shall take away your yellow shirt and have you wear a red one.
Ringo Starr: Wario didn’t like that at all. He was very rough with the grumbling carts as he ran into the castle.
Wario: Don’t talk! Come on!
Ringo Starr: He called to them.
Wario: Cartman never has to fetch his own carts…
Ringo Starr: He thought to himself.
Wario: And he only wears red.
Ringo Starr: To make Wario even more cross, this time no one came near him.
Wario: I’ll show them.
Ringo Starr: He thought.
Wario: They think Cartman’s the only one who can pull carts. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Ringo Starr: Said Wario.
Carts: You’re going too fast, you’re going too fast.
Ringo Starr: Grumbled the carts. Wario laughed and tried to go faster, but the carts wouldn’t let him.
Carts: We’re going to stop.
Ringo Starr: They said.
Wario: What’s the matter?
Ringo Starr: Wario asked Top Hat.
Top Hat: The breaks are hard on. Leak in the pipe most likely. You’ve banged two carts enough to make a leak in anything.
Moe: How shall we mend it?
Ringo Starr: Asked Moe.
Top Hat: We’ll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
Ringo Starr: Replied Top Hat.
Moe: Well, where is the bootlace coming from?
Ringo Starr: Asked Moe.
Top Hat: Ask the passengers.
Ringo Starr: Said Top Hat.
Moe: You have a leather bootlace, there I see, sir.
Ringo Starr: Said Moe to a smartly dressed man.
Moe: Please give it to me.
Gerald Broflovski: I won’t.
Ringo Starr: Said the man.
Ringo Starr: Said Moe.
Moe: I’m afraid that we’ll just stop where we are.
Ringo Starr: Everyone said what a bad kingdom it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his laces over. Top Hat tied a pad of newspaper tightly around the hole between the two carts, and Wario was able to pull the carts. But he was a sadder and wiser Wario, and took care never to bump carts again.