TV/Thomas Parody 6: Cartman Takes A Tumble

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  • Cartman (from South Park) as Gordon
  • Wario (from Mario) as James
  • Mario (from Mario) as Thomas
  • Yoshi (from Mario) as Percy
  • BJ (from Barney & Friends) as Henry
  • The Sea Captain (from The Simpsons) as Salty
  • Randy Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller
  • Robots (from Sonic) as Frieght Cars/Trucks
  • Boomer (from TUGS) as The Signalman
  • BoCo (from Thomas & Friends) and Bear (from The Railway Series) as Gordon's Crew (cameo)
  • Michael Angelis as The Narrator


  • Michael Angelis: Randy Marsh' people love are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important, but none of them feels than more important like Eric Cartman.
  • (The Sea Captain arrives)
  • Cartman: Watch out!
  • Michael Angelis: Cartman yelled.
  • Cartman: You'll get my red coat all sooty!
  • The Sea Captain: Pulling robots is a silly job!
  • Michael Angelis: Teased the Sea Captain.
  • The Sea Captain: But, er, they would ever know.
  • Cartman: Of course not.
  • Michael Angelis: Cartman mummured importantly.
  • Cartman: Fat kids don't pull robots, unless they would be dignified!
  • Yoshi: Dingified!
  • Michael Angelis: Gasped Yoshi.
  • Yoshi: What's that?!
  • Cartman: Dignified.
  • Michael Angelis: Cartman corrected.
  • The Sea Captain: It means someone's too big for their hands.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased the Sea Captain.
  • Cartman: Pah!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Cartman and he walked away. That evening, fog covered the TV Island. Everything slowed down. And soon the docks were packed of waiting robots. This caused confusion and dalay. Randy came to the house. He was in a great hurry.
  • Randy Marsh: BJ, Mario and Yoshi.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Randy Marsh: You must go to the docks imeatidily.
  • Mario, BJ and Yoshi: Yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: They said.
  • (the three characters leave)
  • Michael Angelis: Then, Randy turned to the big red kid.
  • Randy Marsh: And you too, Eric.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Randy Marsh: I needed a big kid to take the robots that woudn't be in the way.
  • Cartman: Robots?
  • Michael Angelis: Grumbled Cartman. He could not believe what he had heard. Cartman wasn't happy to be pulling robots. He waited inpatiently while they were shunting into place.
  • Cartman: Hurry up! Hurry up!
  • Narrator: Yelled Cartman.
  • Mario: Why the rush, Cartman?
  • Michael Angelis: Asked Mario.
  • Cartman: If I must pull robots, then I'll show Mr. Sea Captain that a fat kid pulls robots.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Cartman.
  • The Sea Captain: Careful, Captain.
  • Michael Angelis: The Sea Captain warned.
  • The Sea Captain: You don't want to get too big for your hands.
  • Michael Angelis: But Cartman ignored the Sea Captain. The next moring, Cartman raced along the road with his heavy load.
  • Cartman: Now this is how you pull robots!
  • Michael Angelis: He said. But Boomer the Tug had accidently left the points switched to an old road. Cartman ran through the old junction.
  • Cartman: That's strange.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Cartman: I'm on the old road.
  • Boomer: Oh no!
  • Michael Angelis: Boomer cried.
  • Boomer: Express cars aren't supposed to go that way.
  • Michael Angelis: But it was too late, Cartman had all ready raced to the dinstance. The old road was leak and rusty. There were signs warning all TV characters to go slow, but Cartman ignored the signs.
  • Cartman: I am a fat kid! I don't go slow!
  • Michael Angelis: He said, and he went even faster! An old bridge coudn't take his weight, and it creaked!
  • Cartman: Ohhhh, help!
  • Michael Angelis: Cartman cried, as he slipped off the bridge (the robots fall off the bridge too) and plummeted down a cliff. (Cartman falls down the cliff. Along the way, he hits a tree branch. Next, he hits a sharp rock, and then he lands on the deep ravine, His crew, BoCo and Bear lay on their sides from the fall) No one was hurt, but poor Cartman felt undignified.
  • Cartman: What will Mr. Marsh say?
  • Michael Angelis: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
  • Randy Marsh: Well, Eric!
  • Michael Angelis: Randy said.
  • Randy Marsh: You wanted to show Mr. Sea Captain a thing or two, and you have certainly done that! You've showed him how silly it is, to ignore go slow signs!
  • Cartman: Sorry, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Cartman and he let out a sad breath. Cartman was soon restored and back at the docks ready for work. He was feeling unhappy with himself.
  • Mario: Everyone makes mistakes.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mario.
  • Mario: Even you.
  • Wario: Mr. Sea Captain's sorry he teased you.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Wario.
  • Cartman: And I'm sorry I was too big for my hands.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Cartman. All the characters gave a jolly cheer, even Cartman.

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