Terence and Philip try to get their robots back when a teacher named Mr. Garrison takes them.


  • Terence (from South Park) as Bill
  • Phillip (from South Park) as Ben
  • Mr. Garrison (from South Park) as BoCo
  • Robots (From AOSTH) as The Frieght Cars
  • Barney (From Barney & Friends) as Edward
  • Oliver (from Thomas & Friends) as Bill's Driver
  • Stepney (from Thomas & Friends) as Ben's Driver
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • The audio is from my fan-made Ringo Starr US version of The Diseasel.


  • Ringo Starr: Terence and Phillip are twin brothers. Each has two arms, white skin and two legs. Their Robots help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things. The twins are now kept busy, taking the Robots for TV characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some Robots, and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised. Oliver and Stepney examined a footprint.
  • Oliver and Stepney: That's a Teacher.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Terence: It's a what-ll?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Terence.
  • Phillip: A Teachersel, I think.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Phillip.
  • Phillip: There's a notice about them at our house.
  • Terence: Coughs and sneezes spread Teachersels.
  • Phillip: You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the Simpsonsel came.
  • Terence: It isn't!
  • Phillip: It is!
  • Oliver and Stepney: Stop arguing you two.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed Oliver and Stepney.
  • Oliver and Stepney: Let's go and rescue our Robots.
  • Ringo Starr: Terence and Phillip were horrified.
  • Terence and Phillip: But the Teachersel will magic us away, like the Robots!
  • Oliver and Stepney: He won't magic us.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Oliver and Stepney.
  • Oliver and Stepney: We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins, so we'll take away your outfits, and then this is what we'll do.
  • Ringo Starr: Running fast, the twins set off on their journey to find the Teacher. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the Teacher on the siding with the missing Robots. Phillip hid behind, but Terence went boldly alongside. The Teacher looked up.
  • Mr. Garrison: Do you mind?
  • Terence: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terence.
  • Terence: I do. I want my Robots, please.
  • Mr. Garrison: These are mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the Teacher.
  • Mr. Garrison: Go away.
  • Ringo Starr: Terence pretended to be frightened.
  • Terence: You're a big bully!
  • Ringo Starr: He wimpered.
  • Terence: You'll be sorry!
  • Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the Robots on the other side. Phillip now came forward.
  • Phillip: Robot steeler!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Phillip. He ran away, too. Terence took his place. This went on and on until the Teacher's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Mr. Garrison: Stop! You're making me giddy!
  • Ringo Starr: The two bugs gazed at him.
  • Mr. Garrison: Are there two of you?
  • Terence and Phillip: Yes. We're twins.
  • Mr. Garrison: I might have known it.
  • Ringo Starr: Just then, Barney bustled up.
  • Barney: Terence and Phillip, why are you playing here?
  • Terence: We're not playing!
  • Ringo Starr: Protested Terence.
  • Phillip: We're rescuing our Robots.
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Phillip.
  • Phillip: Even you don't take our Robots without asking, but this Teachersel did.
  • Barney: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Barney severely.
  • Barney: This Teacher is a Teacher from South Park.
  • Ringo Starr: The twins were abashed.
  • Terence: We're sorry. Mr., uh...
  • Mr. Garrison: Never mind.
  • Ringo Starr: The Simpson smiled.
  • Mr. Garrison: Call me Mr. Garrison. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Robots.
  • Barney: That's alright, then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Barney.
  • Barney: Now off you go, Terence and Phillip, fetch Mr. Garrison's Robots, then you can take this lot. There's no real harm in them,
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Mr. Garrison.
  • Barney: But they're maddening at times.
  • Ringo Starr: Mr. Garrison chuckled.
  • Mr. Garrison: Maddening,
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mr. Garrison: Is the word.

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