Eric Cartman claims that branchlines are vulgar, but accidentally goes down Barney's in a mix-up involving a large floppy green hat. Terence and Phillip see him in the school the next morning and pretend to consider taking him to the harbour and dumping him into the sea. Cartman is horrified, and when Mr. Garrison arrives pleads for him to save him. Mr. Garrison sends the twins away, knowing that they are only joking, but Cartman remains ignorant of the fact. 


  • Barney (from Barney & Friends) as Edward
  • Cartman (from South Park) as Gordon
  • Terence & Phillip (from South Park) as Bill & Ben
  • Mr. Garrison (from South Park) as BoCo
  • Mario (from Mario) as Thomas (does not speak)
  • Randy Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller
  • Passangers as Themselves
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • Ringo Starr:

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