See this page for a list of all the known cursed wiki pages.

Do NOT read this article. It is cursed. For real. No joke. There is an actual curse on the particular portion of the database occupied by this article. DO NOT CLICK HERE, SERIOUSLY, DON'T!!!, and most importantly never ever link directly to the Cursed Wiki Article anywhere else but here! Link to this URL instead:

http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:The_Cursed_Wiki_Article

This will help prevent other innocent people from being inadvertantly cursed. Then again, if you want them to be inadvertantly cursed, hey, whatever floats your boat.

If you have already read the Cursed Wiki Article it is not too late for you. All you can do is try to keep others from reading it. If you have not read it then you still have a chance to escape, Click the small red 'X' in the top left corner of your screen. Do it now before The Cursed Wiki Article finds you!

Contents 1 About 2 What to do if you're already cursed 3 The Double Whammy 4 The Curse is Real! 5 Possible transmission of curse through TV and Video 6 Curse of ONX 7 Testamonials 8 This curse has no effect on me 9 Im too scared 10 Ordinary Comments 10.1 Real? 10.2 its really a real curse, yep yep yep 10.2.1 Arguments for the reality of the Curse 10.3 This is SERIOUSLY freaky 10.4 Announcement

AboutEdit

Legend has it that an Uncyclopedia user tried to overthrow a corrupt admin. The attempt failed, and the user was cursed. They say The Cursed Wiki Article is a legend which no-one has looked upon and lived to tell. They're wrong of course, because if that was true then they couldn't have known about it to say it, now could they?

Another story is that a little girl was learning about wikis for an elementary school project. She clicked on a wiki at random and it just happened to be Uncyclopedia. She saw things there ... things hidden deep within the database ... things that scared her. She knew she would not live long, because the curse was upon her, so she clicked edit and put her message as a comment somewhere ... it may hold the key to unwravelling the mystery of how to be uncursed! ....................................

This just in: the message was ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. It was just those vandals again. A false alarm.

What to do if you're already cursed Edit

If you've read the article, you're going to die within seven days. But, although the curse is permanant, there are a few things you can do to delay the curse's effects:

• Adding Template:CursedUser to your User Page can possibly delay your death for up to a month. To do this, add this code to your page:

 {{CursedUser}} 

• Editing the Cursed Wiki Article to make it look more scary could let you keep your soul, if not your life.
• Leaving comment(s) on this page can also help you stay alive longer.
• Spreading the curse to more wikis could even delay your death up to a year but will lose you your soul.

However, understand of course that once you've read The Cursed Wiki Article, that's it. You're going to die. It's just a question of when.

Unless, you can uncover the Cursed Article's mysteries in time.

Oh wait ... there aren't any. OK, never mind. You're going to die. ;)

The Double Whammy Edit

Anyone who tries to delete this article is cursed by the most powerful curse availible for the Magic Finger: THE DOUBLE WHAMMY. Do not let this happen to you!

The Curse is Real! Edit

Shortly after this article was created, (on Uncyclopedia no less) the entire Wikicities shut down for about 15 minutes, giving users the message:

Fatal error: Call to a member function on a non-object in
/home/wikicities/wiki/includes/ObjectCache.php on line 409

There is no question that this was a phenonenon caused by the curse taking effect.

Possible transmission of curse through TV and Video Edit

Recent reports have claimed that the curse has spread to other media, including TV, Radio, Newspaper and Mimes. Be on your guard at ALL times.

Better still wear blacked out shades.

The digitally remastered curse is also available on DVD, Video and BetaMax, through Amazon.com. A Director's Cut is expected to be announced in the spring.

Curse of ONX Edit

Appearantly, the Curse of ONX has been added to the page, quadrupling the effects.

WARNING! you have now been cursed with the

YE HAVE ONLY 7 DAYS MAXIMUM TO LIVE! doing the steps given before is your only chance out. ONX BE YOUR MASTER, AND BY COMING TO THIS PAGE, YOU ARE CLEARLY DEFYING HIM! FEEL THE WRATH OF ONX!

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Testamonials Edit

I HAVE BEEN CURST BY THE CURSED WIKI ARTICLE. I have less than a month to live! Goodbye cruel world!

-i am monkeydude ... i was cursed by the cursed wiki article and now i have cancer and i'm going to die ... its a weird new form of cancer that kills u in one week ... DON'T READ THE ARTICLE !!!

-Bloody scratchpad article. Read this and gloat to glory you n00bs -after i read it..i felt a sudden urge to pee..and that was when i knew that i was dead.

-you guys are messed up

-this is spam

-This is just plain dumb

my namez joker4. after i red teh article I got PWNd 4 like a n00b and now i'm ded. this is my ghost talking and you shouldn't read the article or else you will die you will die wyou dill die you will die you dilhlawjkerhnajbiz75x68cv you will die.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I think I got cursed
but I think this isn't true!
- Famous Last Words

In Soviet Russia, article curses YOU!!

My name is sparticus and i have an anouncement to make. The artical doesnt say you will die in seven days it says you will be banned from wikipedia in seven days.

its not what the article SAYS ... ... ...

its what the article DOES .. .. ..

Wait. Is this seven business days or just seven days period? Gosh. What a crappy way to die.

I could tell you ... but then I'd have to kill you

I'm sorry. I'll never do it again... *dies because of the curse.* HEY! WHO COPYED AND POSTED THAT?

This is one of the freakiest things I've seen on the net.

I have been diagnosed with lung cancer and have four days to live, I read the article three days ago. This is really weird!!

This curse has no effect on me Edit

Because I eat my breakfast and play video games.

The holy water might have something to do with it too.

Im too scared Edit

Im 11 yrold boy whos to scared to try but i do everything he does ^^^^

and the holy water.

Did you brush your teeth last night?

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Ordinary Comments Edit

If you have anything even remotely serious or important to say that isn't a story of being cursed by this article, leave it here. --Nerd42 21:37, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Guys, seriously is this for real, cause i'm starting to freak out, please please please please please please tell me. Or you can go to the starwars wiki wookiepedie and leave me a message.BobafettH23 21:51, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Real? Edit

Is this curse really real? Because if it is, I WANT TO KNOW!!! Post me on the admin userpage on this link. --Bender Bending Rodriguez 00:23, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

its really a real curse, yep yep yep Edit

A number of people have been writing to me lately asking over and over again the same question: "Is the curse real?" "Is there a real curse?" "Is the real curse real?" "Is the curse really real?" "Is the real curse really really real?" "Is the cursed real cursed real cursed?" and a number of other variations that I cannot repeat because this is a family posting, and they involve curses.

The thing I really don't understand about the extreme puzzlement and curiosity that people seem to have about the question of whether the curse is real is that they've already been told, yet they still wonder. In fact, they probably already knew before they were told, because everybody knows what is in Room 101.

However, on the off-chance that someone doesn't know a real curse when they (hopefully don't) see it, the top of this very Talk page has the answer to this oft-repeated FAQ. Anyone who doesn't understand this obviously can't read. It says (and has always said) and I quote:

Do NOT read this article. It is cursed. For real. No joke.

Of course the curse is real. what ... do you think we'd go around making people think there was a real curse like a stupid Uncyclopedia Halloween prank if there wasn't a real curse that actually does kill people? Like, I mean, look at it this way:

Arguments for the reality of the Curse Edit

1. What possible motive would we (the contributors, listed when you click the history tab) have for lying? I mean, surely we have better things to do with our lives than edit prank articles designed to freak people out and make them think they're going to die.
2. The testimonials prove it: the curse is real.
3. Somebody flashed their laptop screen at my window, and it had the article on it, and I didn't see it but about a week later my goldfish died, along with two of the neighbours cats and all the houseplants on the block except for this one really scary one that tried to eat me the other day, but that's a totally different curse than the one we're talking about here.
4. If it's on the internet, then it must be true! Surely, living in the 21st century, you must know that by now! Grow up and get with the times, people! --Nerd42 18:54, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

This is SERIOUSLY freaky Edit

I'm superstitious, not a fool, but I am an idiot. When I saw the ONX writing, I felt my heart miss a beat or two. One person must close down this wiki to save (or kill) us all (either's good)!

Alright, I edit and am an Admin on the RuneScape wiki. I saw this template on some one's user page or something and followed a link, I forgot. I read the article, yes I did!, and nothing is happening! This is all real, if all of this were not real, then it must have something to do with karma! Seriously, freak out people in a public wiki. This is not a joke!!!!!!!!!! 23:03, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

AnnouncementEdit

I, Nekocat, am here to make an announcement for the good of all users on this wiki. I have read the "cursed" article, but it has been several weeks since I did that. Want to know why I have lived? Because I used one of the methods for delaying the curse? No. I lived because:

This is a fraud!!!!!

This article is a hoax! Nekocat (User talk:Nekocat) 12:10, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

its really sad when ghosts still think they're alive

yup, hoax.