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TimonTheMeerkatsFan240's movie-spoof 1st of "Toy Story"


  • Woody - Timon (The Lion King)
  • Buzz Lightyear - Pumbaa (The Lion King)
  • Mr. Potato Head - Zazu (The Lion King)
  • Slinky Dog - Rafiki (The Lion King)
  • Rex - Uncle Max (The Lion King 1 1/2)
  • Hamm - Bagheera (The Jungle Book)
  • Bo Peep - Marlene (The Penguins Of Madagascar)
  • Sarge - Scar (The Lion King)
  • Sarge's Soldiers - Hyenas (The Lion King)
  • Andy - Cody (The Rescuers Down Under)
  • Mrs. Davis - Wendy (Peter Pan(1953)
  • Molly - Dot (A Bug's Life)
  • Sid - Flynn Rider (Tangled)
  • Hannah - Penny (The Rescuers)
  • Scud - Shere Khan (The Jungle Book)
  • RC - Alex (Madagascar)
  • Lenny - Skippy (Robin Hood)
  • Mr. Shark - Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Snake - Robin Hood (Robin Hood)
  • Robot - Little John (Robin Hood)
  • Etch - Thumper (Bambi)
  • Mr. Spell - Eillot (Open Season)
  • Rocky Gibraltar - Tantor (Tarzan)
  • Troll Dolls - Bees (Winnie The Pooh)
  • Combat Carl - Oliver (Oliver And Company)
  • Various Squeeze Toy Aliens - Various Winnie The Pooh
  • Chosen Squeeze Toy Alien - Pooh Bear (Winnie The Pooh)
  • Janie - Dinah (Alice in Wonderland (1951)
  • Pterodactyl - Prince John (Robin Hood)
  • Baby Face - Young Simba (The Lion King)
  • Legs - Cindy Bear
  • Hand-In-The-Box - Slim (A Bug's Life)
  • RollerBob - King Julien (Madagascar)
  • Frog - Skipper (Madagascar)
  • Jingle Joe - Baloo (The Jungle Book)
  • Ducky - Iago (Aladdin)
  • Rockmobile - Boog (Open Season)
  • Walking Car - Phanpy (Pokemon)
  • Burn RagDoll - Flower (Bambi)
  • Huge Red Pickup Truck - Kenai Bear (Brother Bear)
  • Yellow Soldiers - Rajah (Aladdin) and Maurice (Madagascar)
  • Sally Doll - Frances (Cats Don't Dance)


  • Talking Animal Story Part 1 - Opening (You've Got a Friend in Me")
  • Talking Animal Story Part 2 - The Coast is Clear/The Staff Meeting
  • Talking Animal Story Part 3 - "Be Prepared"
  • Talking Animal Story Part 4 - Pumbaa The Space Ranger
  • Talking Animal Story Part 5 - "Strange Things"
  • Talking Animal Story Part 6 - Timon and Pumbaa Fight/Sid (Flynn Rider)
  • Talking Animal Story Part 7 - Who Will Andy (Timmy Turner) Pick?
  • Talking Animal Story Part 8 - Lost at the Gas Staion
  • Talking Animal Story Part 9 - Going Inside Pizza Planet
  • Talking Animal Story Part 10 - Pumbaa Meet The Pooh And Friends
  • Talking Animal Story Part 11 - At Sid's (Flynn) House
  • Talking Animal Story Part 12 - Playtime with Sid (Flynn Rider)
  • Talking Animal Story Part 13 - "I Will Go Sailing No More"
  • Talking Animal Story Part 14 - Pumbaa's Paw Bandage
  • Talking Animal Story Part 15 - Sid's (Flynn Rider's) Window to Andy's (Timmy Turner's) Window
  • Talking Animal Story Part 16 - The Big One
  • Talking Animal Story Part 17 - Pumbaa I Can't Do This Without You'
  • Talking Animal Story Part 18 - Timon Ask For Help
  • Talking Animal Story Part 19 - 'Play Nice!'
  • Talking Animal Story Part 20 - A Chase
  • Talking Animal Story Part 21 - Rocket Power
  • Talking Animal Story Part 22 - Christmas In Andy's (Timmy Turner's) House
  • Talking Animal Story Part 23 - End Credits


  • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: [Timon/Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear. Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
    • Timon/Woody: [whispering) SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Meerkat, this is no time to panic.
    • Timon/Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Cody is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
    • Timon/Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Sheriff of Notingham has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
    • Timon/Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TALKING ANIMALLLLLL! You aren't the real Pumbaa! You're - you're an Talking Animal action figure! [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] You are a child's Talking Animal play thing!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Talking Animal man, and you have my pity. [waves in military fashion] Farewell. [starts to walk away]
    • Timon/Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
  • Uncle Max/Rex: What if Cody gets another Meerkat? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Timon?
    • Timon/Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... [sighs in frustration] It's a little light bulb that blinks.
    • Bagheera/Hamm: What's with him?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: [Zazu/Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily] Hey, Bagheera. Look, I'm Picasso!
    • Bagheera/Hamm: I don't get it.
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured panther! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Of course Timon ain't worried. He's been Cody's favorite      
    since kindergarten.            
  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Pumbaa?
  • Timon/Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Elliot for putting that on for us. Thank you Elliot.
    • Elliot/Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.
  • Timon/Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Cody's new Talking Animal.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Talking Animal?
    • Timon/Woody: T-A-L-K-I-N-G A-N-I-M-A-L, Talking Animal!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
    • Timon/Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's Talking Animal toys present.
  • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
    • Timon/Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet, are we?
    • Timon/Woody: No. Daaaah-oof! [Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear attacks Timon/Woody] Okay, come on. You want a piece of me? [Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear gets knocked down by Timon/Woody, he closes his helmet on Timon/Woody's hand]
    • Timon/Woody: Ow!
  • Timon/Woody: What chance does a Talking Animal like me have against a Pumbaa action figure?
  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Africa.
    • Uncle Max/Rex: And I'm from Dig a Tunnel. Well, I'm not really from Dig a Tunnel, I'm actually from Meerkat that created 10 Meerkats for the Rocks.
  • Scar/Sarge: Dot's first present is... Big Mama! Repeat, Big Mama!
    • Bagheera/Hamm: Way to go, Hornbill!
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!
  • Timon/Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Pumbaa.
  • Pumbaa/Buzz: What's going on?
    • Timon/Woody: Nothing that concerns you Talking Animal space man, just us Talking Animals.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway. [he looks through Skippy Rabbit the binoculars] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
    • Timon/Woody: [moves Skippy Rabbit] That's why. Flynn Rider.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [seeing a tiger] Sure is a hairy fella...
    • Timon/Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Shere Khan, you idiot. *That* is Flynn Rider.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [Flynn Rider/Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
    • Uncle Max/Rex: He tortures Talking Animals - just for fun!
  • Uncle Max/Rex: Hey, everyone! Alex is trying to say something! What is it, boy?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Saying that this was no accident.
    • Marlene/Bo Peep: What do you mean?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed by Timon!
    • Timon/Woody: Wait a minute. You don't think I meant to knock Pumbaa out of the window, do you, Zazu?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: That's *Mister* Zazu the Hornbill to you, you back stabbing murderer!
    • Timon/Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
    • Rafiki/Slinky Dog: We believe you, Timon. Right, Uncle Max?
    • Uncle Max/Rex: Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
    • Scar/Sarge: Where is your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to... Hey!
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Pumbaa cutting time on your playtime, could you, Timon? Didn't want to face the fact that Pumbaa just might be Cody's new favorite Talking Animal. So you got rid of him. But what if Cody start playing with me more, Timon, huh? You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
    • Bagheera/Hamm: I don't think we should give him a chance.
    • Scar/Sarge: There he is, men! Grab him!
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pullstring.
    • Bagheera/Hamm: I'll get the hat!
    • Marlene/Bo Peep: Will you guys just stop it?
    • Timon/Woody: No wait, please! I can explain everything!
    • Cody/Andy: Hey, mom! Be right there. I gotta go get Pumbaa.
  • Timon/Woody: [mocking Pumbaa/Buzz as they split-up] "Rendezvous with Star Command." [sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it] Pizza Planet? [enlightened] Cody! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Pumbaa. [yelling to Pumbaa/Buzz] Pumbaa! Pumbaa, come back!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [walking out from under the truck, annoyed] Go away!
    • Timon/Woody: No! Pumbaa, you gotta come back! I... [Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniature spaceship on the top] [calling] I found a spaceship! [Pumbaa/Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck] [calling] It's a spaceship, Pumbaa!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [as the driver asks for directions] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
    • Timon/Woody: [nodding his head] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Well, then, let's climb aboard.

[Pumbaa/Buzz runs towards the truck]

    • Timon/Woody: No, no, no, wait, Pumbaa! Pumbaa! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

[Pumbaa/Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]

  • Timon/Woody: [whispering] Yeah, bu... Pumbaa! Pumbaa! Pumbaa! [the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Timon/Woody climbs into the back, and sees Pumbaa/Buzz attaching a seat belt] It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Timon/Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Timon/Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]

  • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.
    • Bagheera/Hamm: Miss. G-6.
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Aw, you sunk it! [Bagheera/Hamm chuckles] Are you peeking?
    • Bagheera/Hamm: Hey, quit your whining and pay up. [Zazu/Mr. Potato Head pulls off one of his ears] No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?
    • Zazu/Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Timon!
    • Timon/Woody: Hey, Pumbaa! You're flying!
      • Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
      • Timon/Woody: [sneaks up on Pumbaa/Buzz] Hello!

[Pumbaa/Buzz yells. Timon/Woody screams. Pumbaa/Buzz fires his "laser" at Timon/Woody]

    • Timon/Woody: Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Timon... and this... is Cody's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [sees Timon/Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Pumbaa the Warthog, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
    • Timon/Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
    • Timon/Woody: Well, let's see, we got double-A's.
  • Pumbaa/Buzz: I am Pumbaa the Warthog; I come in peace.
    • Uncle Max/Rex: [shaking Pumbaa/Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a Meerkat!
  • Timon/Woody: [trying to get Pumbaa/Buzz into Dot/Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
    • Timon/Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.
  • Timon/Woody: Listen, warthog, you stay away from Cody. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?

[slides under his ship with a skateboard]

    • Timon/Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, *stop* with this *warthog* thing! It's getting on my nerves.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
    • Timon/Woody: Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, meerkat.
    • Timon/Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?
    • Timon/Woody: [pushes Pumbaa/Buzz. Pumbaa/Buzz's helmet opens. Pumbaa/Buzz chokes gags]
  • Rafiki/Slinky Dog: It's Flynn Rider!
    • Uncle Max/Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
    • Bagheera/Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
  • Timon/Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?
    • Tai Lung/Mr. Shark: Look, I'm Timon! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
    • Timon/Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha...

[snatches his hat away]

    • Timon/Woody: Gimme that!
  • Pumbaa/Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
    • Timon/Woody: Yes, they're Cody's Talking Animals.
  • Uncle Max/Rex: Mr. Warthog, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
    • Timon/Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Excuse me.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [Pumbaa/Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
    • Bagheera/Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
    • Timon/Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
    • Timon/Woody: No, you can't.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
    • Timon/Woody: Can't.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Can.
    • Timon/Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
    • Timon/Woody: Okay, Mr. Wartbog, prove it.
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: All right then, I will.

[watching guests arrive for Cody's party]

  • Uncle Max/Rex: Any Meerkat-shaped ones?
    • Bagheera/Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
    • Uncle Max/Rex: They're getting bigger...
    • Rafiki/Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]

    • Uncle Max/Rex, Bagheera/Hamm, Rafiki/Slinky Dog, Zazu/Mr Potato Head Elliot/Mr Spell Skippy Rabbit/Lenny Alex/RC: AAAAAHH!
  • Timon/Woody: You actually think you're *the* Pumbaa the Warthog? Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Pumbaa the Warthog!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
    • Timon/Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Pumbaa look, an alien!
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Where?
    • Timon/Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]
  • Rafiki/Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along, Timon. Never doubted you for a second.
  • Timon/Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
    • Flynn Rider/Sid Phillips: Huh?
    • Timon/Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
    • Flynn Rider/Sid Phillips: What?
    • Timon/Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
    • Flynn Rider/Sid Phillips: It's busted.
    • Timon/Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
    • Flynn Rider/Sid Phillips: Huh?
    • Timon/Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Flynn Rider! We don't like being blown up, Flynn Rider. Or smashed, or torn apart.
    • Flynn Rider/Sid Phillips: [hyperventilating] W-we?
    • Timon/Woody: That's right, your Talking Animals!

[Talking Animals get up and surround the terrified Flynn Rider/Sid]

    • Timon/Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your Talking Animals, because if you don't, we'll find out, Flynn Rider!
    • Timon/Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We Talking Animals can see EVERYTHING!
    • Timon/Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!

[Flynn Rider/Sid screams and runs inside]

  • Uncle Max/Rex: ROAR!
    • Timon/Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Uncle Max.
    • Uncle Max/Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
    • Timon/Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
    • Uncle Max/Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.
  • Timon/Woody: [thinks Pumbaa/Buzz has gone crazy] Let's get you out of here Pumbaa...
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Don't you get it?

[points to a doll's hat on his head]

    • Pumbaa/Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!

[laughs hysterically]

    • Timon/Woody: Snap out of it, Pumbaa!

[opens Pumbaa/Buzz's helmet, slaps Pumbaa/Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]

    • Pumbaa/Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.

[breaks down again]

    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!
  • Timon/Woody: Pumbaa, will you get up here and gimme a hand?

[Pumbaa/Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Timon/Woody]

    • Timon/Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
  • Timon/Woody: Pumbaa? Pumbaa? You're not worried, are you?
    • Pumbaa/Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?

[camera pans out]

    • Timon/Woody: Now Pumbaa, what could Cody possibly get that is worse than you?
    • Cody/Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!

[camera zooms back in]

    • Timon/Woody, Pumbaa/Buzz: Heh, heh!
  • Skippy Rabbit/Lenny the Binoculars: [Skippy Rabbit/Lenny spots Alex/RC Car rocketing toward the open moving van] Hey, look! It's Timon and Pumbaa, comin' up fast!

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