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Terry and The Famous Visitor & Other Stories is an Ash & Friends spoof to Gordon and The Famous Visitor & Other Stories. It is composed of two Season 1 episodes, two Season 2 episodes, and three Season 3 episodes narrated by George Carlin for the US.

Description

  • The Island of Sodor is full of surprises and wonders. On this trip, meet Donald and Douglas, Scottish Twin Engines. Find out how Bertie learns that he can always trust Thomas, and James gets in a mess with tar. Laugh along with Henry as he gets his own back to some naughty boys. So get on track for seven exciting stories about Thomas and his Friends.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  8. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
  10. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  11. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  12. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  13. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  14. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
  15. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  16. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  17. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)

Episodes

  1. Terry and The Famous Visitor
  2. Ozzy and Drix
  3. The Deputation
  4. Trust Ash
  5. Yelling and Sneezes
  6. Raimundo In A Mess
  7. The Trouble With Mud

Transcript

Terry and The Famous Visitor

  • George Carlin: It was an important day in the yard. Everyone was excited, making notes and taking photographs. A special visitor had arrived, and was now the center of attention.
  • Ash: Who's that?
  • George Carlin: Whispered Ash to Virgil.
  • Virgil: That...
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil proudly.
  • Virgil: ...is a celebrity.
  • Alex: A what?
  • George Carlin: Asked Alex.
  • Virgil: A celebrity is a very famous character.
  • George Carlin: Replied Virgil.
  • Virgil: Driver says we can talk to him soon.
  • Ash: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: He's probably too famous to even notice us.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Terry arrived.
  • Terry: Pah!
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: Who cares? A lot of fuss about nothing, if you ask me.
  • George Carlin: And he steamed away. Later that night, the characters found that the visitor wasn't concieted at all. He enjoyed talking the engines, till' long after the stars came out. He left early next morning. Terry was still complaining.
  • Terry: Good riddance.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Terry: Chattering all night. Who is he, anyway?
  • Ash: Virgil told you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: He's famous.
  • Terry: As famous as me? Nonsense.
  • Ash: He's famouser than you. He went 100 miles an hour before you were thought of.
  • Terry: Huh. So he says.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Terry.
  • Terry: But I didn't like his looks. He's got no dome. Never trust domeless characters. They're not respectable. I never boast, but I'd say that 100 miles an hour would be easy for me. Goodbye.
  • George Carlin: Virgil took some Beedrill to Kevin's station.
  • Kevin: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Called Kevin.
  • Kevin: That famous character came through this morning. He whistled to me. Wasn't he kind?
  • Virgil: He's the finest character in the world.
  • George Carlin: Replied Virgil, then he told Kevin what Terry had said.
  • Kevin: Take no notice.
  • George Carlin: Soothed Kevin.
  • Kevin: He's just jealous. He thinks no character should be famous but him. Look, he's coming now.
  • George Carlin: Terry was running very fast. His feet pounded the rails.
  • Terry: He did it, I'll do it. He did it, I'll do it!
  • George Carlin: Terry's train rocketed past, and was gone.
  • Virgil: He'll knock himself to bits!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Virgil. Terry's driver eased him off.
  • Terry's Driver: Steady, Terry. We aren't running a race.
  • Terry: We are, then.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry, but he said it to himself. Suddenly, Terry began to feel a little strange.
  • Terry: The top of my boiler seems funny.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Terry: It feels as if something is loose! I'd better go slower.
  • George Carlin: But it was too late. On the viaduct, they met the wind. It was a teasing wind that blew suddenly at hard puffs. Terry thought it wanted to push him off the bridge.
  • Terry: No, you don't!
  • George Carlin: He said firmly. But the wind had other ideas. It curled round his boiler, crept under his loose dome, and lifted off and away into the valley below. Terry was most uncomfortable. The cold wind was whistling through his hole where his dome should be and he felt silly without it. At the big station, the Beedrill laughed at him. Terry tried to wheesh them away. But they crowded round', no matter what he did. On the way back home, he wanted his driver to stop and fetch his dome.
  • Terry's Driver: We'll never find it now.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Terry's Driver: You'll have to go to the works for a new one.
  • George Carlin: Terry was very cross.
  • Terry: I hope the shed is empty tonight.
  • George Carlin: He huffed to himself. But all the characters were there waiting.
  • A Voice: Never trust domeless characters.
  • George Carlin: Said a voice from somewhere behind him.
  • A Voice: They aren't respectable.

Ozzy and Drix

  • George Carlin: Ozzy and Drix are cells, and have arrived from the City of Hector to help Steven, but only one character had been expected. The cells meant well, but did cause confusion. Steven had given them numbers, Ozzy 9 and Drix 10, but he was still planning to send one character home. There was Elmer Fudd in the yard that had taken a dislike to Drix. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Drix began to worry. Ozzy, his friend, was angry.
  • Ozzy: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • George Carlin: Said Ozzy.
  • Ozzy: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Elmer: You can't!
  • George Carlin: Said Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: I'm essential!
  • Ozzy: Och are you?
  • George Carlin: Ozzy burst out.
  • Ozzy: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Drix, would ya? Take that!
  • Elmer: Ow! Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Elmer.
  • Ozzy: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • George Carlin: Elmer behave better after that. Until one day, Ozzy had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
  • (Ozzy crashes into the signal box)
  • George Carlin: Ozzy wasn't hurt, but Steven was most annyoed.
  • Steven: I am disappointed, Ozzy. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Drix back and keep you.
  • Ozzy: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Ozzy.
  • Steven: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Raimundo will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. Raimundo won't like that.
  • George Carlin: Steven was right. Raimundo grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Drix: Anyone would think.
  • George Carlin: Said Drix.
  • Drix: That Ozzy had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a character and some tar wagons.
  • Raimundo: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: It's not funny.
  • George Carlin: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Drix: Well, well, well! Surely, Raimundo, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Elmer: Raimundo is cross!
  • George Carlin: Sniggered Elmer Fudd.
  • Elmer: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Beedrill: Hold back!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill to each other. Raimundo did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Kevin's station. Luckily, Drix was there.
  • Raimundo: Help me up the hill, please!
  • George Carlin: Panted Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: These Beedrill are playing tricks.
  • Drix: We'll show them.
  • George Carlin: Said Drix. Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the Beedrill up the hill. But Raimundo was losing steam.
  • Raimundo: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Drix: Leave it to me!
  • George Carlin: Shouted Drix. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! Elmer's breaking!
  • (Drix smashes Elmer to bits)
  • George Carlin: Elmer was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Kevin came to clear the mess. Steven was board.
  • Steven: I might have known it would be Drix.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Kevin: Drix was grand, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: Raimundo had no steam left, but Drix worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Steven: Two would have been enough.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: I want to be fair, Drix, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • George Carlin: Steven was making up his mind about which character to send away, but that's another story.

The Deputation

  • George Carlin: Snow came early to the land of YTV. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Ozzy and Drix were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Shaggy: Help, help!
  • Drix: Losh shakes, Ozzy! It's Shaggy! Don't worry yourself, Shaggy! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • George Carlin: Shaggy was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The cells were looking glum. They told him Steven was making a decision.
  • Ozzy: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Alex: It's a shame.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Terry: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Terry.
  • Raimundo: That Elmer Fudd too.
  • George Carlin: Put in Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Shaggy: The cells were splendid in the snow.
  • George Carlin: Added Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It isn't fair.
  • George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Alex decided to talk to Kevin about it.
  • Kevin: What you need...
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: ...is a deputation.
  • George Carlin: He explained what that was. Alex ran back quickly.
  • Alex: Kevin says we need a depostation.
  • Terry: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: The question is...
  • Shaggy: What is a desperation?
  • George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
  • Alex: It's when characters tell Steven something's wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Virgil: Did you say tell Steven?
  • George Carlin: Asked Virgil thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Terry: I purpose.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: That Alex be our...um...disputation.
  • Alex: Me?!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Alex.
  • Alex: I can't!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Alex.
  • George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It's easy.
  • Terry: That's settled then.
  • George Carlin: Said Terry. Poor Alex wished it wasn't.
  • Steven: Hello, Alex. It's nice to be back.
  • George Carlin: Alex jumped.
  • Alex: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Steven: You look nervous, Alex. What's the matter?
  • Alex: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • George Carlin: Steven pondered.
  • Steven: Do you mean a deputation, Alex?
  • Alex: Yes sir, please sir. It's Ozzy and Drix. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Steven: Thank you, Alex. That will do.
  • George Carlin: Later, Steven spoke to the characters.
  • Steven: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • George Carlin: He paused impressively.
  • Steven: Ozzy and Drix, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • George Carlin: The cells were surprised.
  • Ozzy: Thank you, sir.
  • Steven: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Drix: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
  • George Carlin: Steven smiled.
  • Steven: It means...
  • George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The cells were here to stay.

Trust Ash

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was feeling bright and cheerful. It was a splendid day.
  • Ash: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: He whistled to some cows, but the cows didn't reply.
  • Ash: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: They're busy with their breakfast.
  • George Carlin: Next he saw Sonic.
  • Ash: Hello, Sonic. Care for a race today?
  • George Carlin: But all Sonic could say was...
  • Sonic: Ouch! That's another hole in the road!
  • Ash: I'm sorry, Sonic.
  • George Carlin: Smiled Ash. Ash was still in good spirits when Sonic arrived at the next station.
  • Ash: Bad luck, Sonic. Now if you're a steam character, you would run a repair on reliable rails.
  • Sonic: Huh!
  • George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
  • Sonic: The railway was suppose to deliver the tar to mend the road two weeks ago. You can't trust a thing that runs on rails.
  • Ash: I run on rails. You can trust me, Sonic. I'll see if I can find out what's happened.
  • George Carlin: And Ash puffed away towards the big station. Raimundo was snorting about in the yard.
  • Raimundo: It's too bad!
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Raimundo: Alex goes to work at the harbour and I do his job, here, there and everywhere! Take that!
  • Beedrill: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Just you wait, we'll show you!
  • George Carlin: Terry laughed.
  • Terry: I'll tell you what, Raimundo. If you pretended to be ill everywhere, you couldn't shunt Beedrill here, or go to the quarry there, could you?
  • Raimundo: What a good idea.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Look, here comes Ash. I'll start pretending now
  • George Carlin: Ash was sorry to see the characters looking miserable
  • Ash: Cheer up.
  • George Carlin: He puffed.
  • Ash: It's a beautiful day.
  • Terry: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Terry.
  • Terry: But not for Raimundo.
  • Ash: What's the matter?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Terry: He's sick.
  • George Carlin: Replied Terry.
  • Raimundo: Yes he is. I mean I am.
  • George Carlin: Stuttered Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: I don't feel well at all.
  • Ash: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash kindly.
  • Ash: I'll help out if you're ill.
  • George Carlin: Terry and Raimundo sniggered quietly to each other. Some of Raimundo's Beedrill were coupled behind Ash and he steamed away to the quarry. The Beedrill were still cross.
  • Beedrill: We couldn't pay Raimundo back for bumping us, so we'll play tricks on Ash nstead. One character is as good as another.
  • George Carlin: But Ash didn't hear them. He collected all the stone from the quarry and set off back to the junction. Danger lay ahead.
  • Beedrill: Now for our plan!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Go faster, go faster!
  • George Carlin: They pushed Ash over the switches.
  • Ash's Driver: Slow down!
  • George Carlin: Called Ash's driver and applied the brakes.
  • (Ash hits the buffers, and a log snaps apart, sending him floating into another set of buffers)
  • George Carlin: Poor Ash stood dazed and surprised in the muddy pool, as a toad eyed in suspiciously.
  • Ash: Bust my buffers.
  • George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
  • Ash: The day started so well too.
  • George Carlin: Virgil pulled away the Beedrill, and Kevin helped Ash back to the junction. Suddenly, Ash remembered the missing tar. He told Kevin all about him.
  • Kevin: That's strange.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: A car full of tar been left in my station. That must be it. Driver will make sure it gets to Sonic now.
  • George Carlin: Later, Raimundo spoke to Ash.
  • Raimundo: I'm sorry about your accident.
  • George Carlin: He muttered.
  • Raimundo: And so is Terry. We didn't mean to get you into trouble.
  • Terry: No indeed.
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Terry.
  • Terry: A near misunderstanding, Ash, all's well that ends well.
  • George Carlin: Just then Sonic arrived. He looked much more cheerful.
  • Sonic: My road's being mended now.
  • Ash: Oh, I am glad.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Sonic: Thanks for all you did.
  • George Carlin: Added Sonic.
  • Sonic: Now I know I can trust a character especially his name was Ash.
  • George Carlin: Terry and Raimundo puffed silently away to the shed, but Ash still had company.
  • Ash: Well, well.
  • George Carlin: He sighed.
  • Ash: What a day for surprises.
  • George Carlin: The toad who was looking forward to arrive home noisly agreed.

Yelling and Sneezes

  • George Carlin: Terry was cross.
  • Terry: Why should Shaggy have a new shape?
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Terry: A shape good enough for me is good enough for him. He goes gallivanting off, leaving us to do his work, and comes back saying how happy he feels. It's disgraceful. And there's another thing: Shaggy whistles too much. No respectable character ever whistles loudly at stations. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it.
  • George Carlin: Poor Shaggy didn't feel happy anymore.
  • Alex: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Alex.
  • Alex: I'm glad you're home again. I like your whistling.
  • Terry: Goodbye, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: Called Terry.
  • Terry: We're glad to have you with us again. But remember what I said.
  • George Carlin: Later, Shaggy stopped at Kevin's station.
  • Kevin: Hello, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: You look splendid. I was pleased to hear your happy whistle yesterday.
  • Shaggy: Thank you, Kevin.
  • George Carlin: Smiled Shaggy.
  • (We hear a screeching noise)
  • Shaggy: Shh, shh. Can you hear something?
  • Kevin: It sounds like Terry.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: And it ought to be Terry. But Terry never whistles like that.
  • George Carlin: It was Terry. He came rushing down the hill of a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Shaggy and he didn't look at Kevin. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared.
  • Kevin: Well.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Shaggy: It isn't wrong.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: But we just don't do it.
  • George Carlin: And he told Kevin what Terry had said. Meanwhile, Terry screeched along the line. The noise was awful. At the station, everyone covered their ears. Steven covered his ears too.
  • Steven: Take him away!
  • George Carlin: He bellowed.
  • Steven: And stop that noise!
  • George Carlin: Terry puffed sadly away. But he wouldn't stop whistling until two fitters climbed up and knocked his whistle valve in place. That night, Terry slunked into the shed. He was glad it was empty.
  • Shaggy: It isn't wrong.
  • George Carlin: Murmured Shaggy to no one in particular.
  • Shaggy: But we just don't do it.
  • George Carlin: No one mentioned whistles. Next morning, Shaggy was enjoying himself enormously.
  • Shaggy: I feel so well, I feel so well.
  • George Carlin: He sang.
  • Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock.
  • George Carlin: Hummed his coaches. Then he saw some boys on a bridge.
  • Shaggy: Peep-peep. Hello.
  • George Carlin: He whistled.
  • (The boys smash the coaches' windows with stones)
  • Shaggy: Ohh.
  • George Carlin: He called. The boys didn't wave and take his number. They thought it fun to drop stones on him instead.
  • Coaches: They've broken our glass, they've broken our glass.
  • George Carlin: Cried the coaches. The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross.
  • Passengers: Call the police!
  • Shaggy's Driver: No.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Leave it to Shaggy and me.
  • Passengers: What will you do?
  • George Carlin: They asked.
  • Passengers: Can you keep a secret?
  • Shaggy: Yes, yes.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Well then.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Shaggy is going to sneeze at those boys.
  • George Carlin: Lots of people were at the station just before the bridge. They wanted to see what would happen.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Shaggy has plenty of ashes.
  • George Carlin: Said the driver.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Please keep all windows shut until we haved passed the bridge. Shaggy's is excited as we are. Aren't you, old fellow?
  • George Carlin: Shaggy felt more stuffed up than excitement. Soon, they could see the boys. And they all had stones.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Are you ready, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Shaggy's Driver: Sneeze hard when I tell you. Now.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Shaggy: Ah-choo!
  • (Shaggy sneezes at the boys and they were covered in ashes)
  • Shaggy's Driver: Well done, Shaggy.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver. Shaggy went home, hoping that next time he saw Terry and the boys, they would have learned not to be so mean.

Raimundo In A Mess

  • George Carlin: Jackie and Kitana were enjoying their new job on the land of YTV. But they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. Raimundo was very rude whenever he saw them.
  • Raimundo: Yech! What dirty objects!
  • George Carlin: He would say. At last, Jackie lost patience.
  • Jackie: Raimundo?
  • George Carlin: He asked.
  • Jackie: Why are you red?
  • Raimundo: I am a splendid boy.
  • George Carlin: Answered Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
  • Jackie: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie earnestly.
  • Jackie: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, Raimundo left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down Beedrill, Raimundo hated slow freight trains.
  • Raimundo: Dirty Beedrill from dirty sidings! Yech!
  • George Carlin: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more Beedrill at each station till he had a long train. At first, the Beedrill behaved well, but Raimundo bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Terry's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. Al had had an accident with Beedrill before and should have remembered this.
  • Driver: Wait, Raimundo, wait!
  • George Carlin: Said the driver, but Raimundo wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Jackie when they next met. The Beedrill's chance had come.
  • Beedrill: Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • George Carlin: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
  • Beedrill: On, on!
  • George Carlin: Yelled the Beedrill.
  • Raimundo: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Raimundo. Disaster lay ahead.
  • (Raimundo crashes into the tar wagons)
  • George Carlin: Something sticky splashed all over Raimundo. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Jackie and Alex were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
  • Jackie: Look here, Alex!
  • George Carlin: Explained Jackie.
  • Jackie: Whatever is that dirty object?
  • Alex: That's Raimundo, didn't you know?
  • Jackie: It's Raimundo's shape.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Jackie: But Raimundo is a splendid boy and you'll never see his paint dirty.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo pretended he hadn't heard. Jackie and Alex cleared away the unhurt Beedrill and help Raimundo home. Steven met them.
  • Steven: Well done, Alex and Jackie.
  • George Carlin: He turned to Raimundo.
  • Steven: Fancy letting your Beedrill run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Jackie shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Jackie: Please sir, can Kitana have one too?
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Steven: Certainly, Jackie.
  • Jackie: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
  • George Carlin: All Raimundo could do as watch Jackie as he ran off happily with the news.

The Trouble With Mud

  • George Carlin: One morning, Ash was being cleaned when Terry arrived. Mud had blown all over his body.
  • Ash: Hello, Terry.
  • George Carlin: Called Ash.
  • Ash: You look as you had a mud bath. Be a sensible person and have a shower instead.
  • George Carlin: Terry snorted.
  • Terry: I haven't time to dawdle over my appearance like fussy trainers do.
  • George Carlin: The wind blew stronger.
  • Driver: Terry, slow down!
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. This made Terry crosser still.
  • Terry: Now I'll be dirty and late, dirty and late!
  • George Carlin: He hissed. At the next station was a sign: All Trains Must Wash Down Daily. Raimundo had just finished being cleaned.
  • Driver: Come on, Terry.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: You feel better too after a good hosedown.
  • Terry: Bah!
  • George Carlin: Said Terry and angrily let off steam.
  • Driver: You're a very naughty boy!
  • George Carlin: Said Terry's driver.
  • Driver: Now Raimundo will need another shower. You'll have to wait your turn till later.
  • Terry: Good riddance.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Terry.
  • Terry: I'm far too busy to waste time with water.
  • George Carlin: He finished his journey safely and steamed into the big station. Steven was waiting. So are Terry's coaches and the passengers.
  • Steven: Goodness gracious!
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: You can't pull the train, Shaggy will have to do it. Terry you better get cleaned straight away.
  • George Carlin: Terry was soon being washed.
  • Terry: Mind my eyes!
  • George Carlin: He grumbled. Then he pulled Beedrill for the rest of the day.
  • Terry: Freight trains, freight trains!
  • George Carlin: He spluttered. He felt his position deeply.
  • Terry: That's for you, and you, and you!
  • Raimundo: Beedrill will be Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Raimundo.
  • Terry: They won't with me.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Terry.
  • Terry: I'll teach them.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo got ready to take the express when Terry returned.
  • Terry: Be careful.
  • George Carlin: Warned Terry.
  • Terry: The hills are slippery. You may need help.
  • Raimundo: I don't need help on hills.
  • George Carlin: Replied Raimundo huffily.
  • Raimundo: Terry thinks he knows everything.
  • George Carlin: Earlier the storm had slipped Terry's Hill blowing leaves on the tracks which made them slippery. Even know the storm had passed, the hill was still difficult to climb. Al knew this. The signal shown cleared, and Raimundo began to go faster.
  • Raimundo: I'll do it, I'll do it.
  • George Carlin: He puffed. Halfway up, he was not so sure.
  • Raimundo: I must do it, I must do it.
  • George Carlin: But his feet slipped on the leaves. He couldn't pull the train at all.
  • Raimundo: Help, help!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Raimundo. His feet were turning forward, but the heavy coaches pulled him backwards. The haul train started slipping down the hill. His driver shut off steam and put on the brakes, then carefully he stopped the train. Terry saw everything.
  • Terry: Ah well, we live and learn. Never mind, little Raimundo. I'm going to push behind.
  • George Carlin: Clouds of smoke and steam billowed from the snorting boys as they struggled up the hill.
  • Raimundo: We can do it!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Raimundo.
  • Terry: We will do it!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Terry. At last they reached the top.
  • Raimundo: Peep peep! Thank you, goodbye!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Raimundo.
  • Terry: Boop boop!
  • George Carlin: Answered Terry.
  • Terry: Goodbye!
  • George Carlin: That night, Steven came to see the characters. Terry was miserable.
  • Ash: Please, sir?
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Can Terry pull coaches again now?
  • Steven: If you understand that having a washdown as a sensle to every character, then yes, Terry, you may.
  • Terry: Thank you.
  • George Carlin: Grunted Terry.
  • Terry: Dirty or clean, I'm a famous machine!
  • George Carlin: But no one heard but him.

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