Cast[]
- Professor Ned Brainard as Toaster
- Betsy Carlisle as Chris
- Alonzo P. Hawk as Elmo St. Peters
- Biff Hawk as Kirby
- President Rufus Daggett as Wittgenstein
- Professor Shelby Ashton as Lampy
- Defense Secretary as Plugsy
- General Singer as Ratso
- Air Force Captain as Blankie
- Mrs. Chatsworth as Tinselina
- Coach Elkins as Alberto