(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)
(The city skyline appears at sunrise)
Mordecai: Good morning, apartment. Ready to start the day. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! 1, 2, 3! I'm so pumped up!
Tagline: Mordecai is an ordinary guy
Mordecai: Yes! Overpriced coffee!
Bagheera: That's 37 dollars.
("Everything is Awesome" plays)
Tagline: who is about to discover
Mordecai: Oh my gosh, I love this song!
(The animals drive downtown)
Tagline: he's extraordinary.
Mordecai: No! Guys, wait up!
(Mordecai trips over something and falls into a hole)
Mordecai: Where am I?
Margaret: Come with us if you want to not die.
Tagline: From the creator of "Animaltopia" and "Big Animal Hero 6".
Mordecai: What is happening?
CJ: You're the special, and the prophecy states that you're the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?
Mordecai: Uh, yes. That's me.
(Bolt's bat-plane flies into the sky)
Bolt: Relax, everybody. I'm here.
Mordecai: Bolt? Awesome!
Stan Woozle: Who are you here to see?
Bolt: I'm here to see your butt!
(Bolt hits Stan with a batarang)
Stan Woozle: Oh my gosh!
(Bolt tries to hit the button with batarangs, but any of them missed it, and one works while hitting the green button)
Bolt: First try!
(All the animals including Nick, Eileen and Judy appear in the meeting)
Shifu: My fellow master-animals.
Shifu: Lord Shen plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope the special has arisen.
Mordecai: I know what you're thinking. He's the least qualified person to lead us! And you are right.
(The animals boo at Mordecai)
Rabbit: A house divided against itself would be better than this.
(Rabbit's chair flies out of the meeting)
Tagline: This winter
Mordecai: I'm not the special. I'm just a regular normal guy!
Margaret: You have the ability to be the special, because we believe in you.
(Mordecai screams while falling back and forth)
(Mordecai still screams)
Tagline: Lord Shen,
Lord Shen: Animal villains, destroy him!
(Cat R. Waul shoots lasers up in the ceiling)
Tagline: Margaret, CJ,
Margaret: Aloha, loser!
(Margaret and CJ shoot lasers at the animal villains)
Bolt: We're winning! It's bat pun.
Tagline: with Cat R. Waul,
Cat R. Waul: Take him to the moving chamber!
Mordecai: Isn't there supposed to also be a good cop?
(Cat R. Waul switches to Danny)
Danny: Hi, buddy. Would you like a glass of water?
Mordecai: Yeah, actually.
(Danny switches back to Cat R. Waul)
Cat R. Waul: Too bad.
(Cat R. Waul smashes a glass of water on the floor)
Tagline: and Shifu.
Shifu: We are entering your mind.
CJ: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
Mordecai: That's not true.
(Mordecai invents the Double-Decker Couch)
Mordecai: Introducing the Double-Decker Couch. So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!
Margaret: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Shifu: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
Title: The Animal Movie (The Lego Movie)
Bolt: To the batmobile!
(Cat R. Waul's police car gun shoots Bolt's batmobile)
Bolt: Dang it.
Judy Hopps: To the invisible jet!
(Cat R. Waul's police car gun shoots Judy's invisible jet, which is an empty space that causes an explosion)
Judy Hopps: Dang it.
Tagline: Coming Soon.