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The Basketball Files is a Mr. Conductor and Friends Home Video based on Mario Hoops 3 on 3. It stars Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, as they join new hosts Ralph The Spy Dog, Miss Oprah, and Master Jodie Castellaneta, Superintendent Bella Brewster and Bodyguards Lana Fulbright and Sally Walters for nine basketball courses (in Princess Sofia, Buster Bunny and Doki's absence), as well as nine Thomas Stories from the fifth season, all which are based on all 3 Random House books.

Summary

  • As Ralph and the uniformed ladies guide you to all nine courses from all three tournaments, there are several contestants entering these. In the Mushroom Tourney, we find Winnie The Pooh, Todd Daring, Kuzco, and Phineas Flynn at Mario Stadium, Kick Buttowski, Penn Zero, Randy Cunningham and Milo Murphy at Koopa Beach, and Dexter, Eddy, Zak Saturday, Prohyas, Ben Tennyson and Rex Salazar at Toadstool Field. In the Flower Tourney, which is set in a Fear Factor style, Piglet, Brad Buttowski, Dipper Pines, Wander, and Timon and Pumbaa witness their experience with a bunch of Rhydon (with their leader as a Rhyperior) in the Donkey Kong Cruiser, then we see Ash Ketchum, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Emily Anderson, April Swanson and Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers witnessing their experience with a Gengar (who happens to belong to Morty of Ecruteak City), and its crew of ghost members King Boo and Lindy and Mindy Bradford (voiced by 13-year-old twins Maddie and Mackenzie Ziegler), with Di Lung among the cast, all set at Luigi's Mansion, and finally we show Misty, Mel Szyslak, Lily Parker, Teodora Villavicencio, Brianna Maxwell and Vanessa Feeble witnessing their experience with Beedrill at Daisy Garden. Lastly, in the Star Tourney, we find Joe, Chopper, Mikey and Timmy in Wario Factory, where he, Waluigi, and all the residents of Diamond City live, followed by The Orange Crew at Jr. Street, which is currently run by the seven Koopalings, and finally Keegan, Koji, Malachi and Oliver at King Koopa Castle, where he, Mouser, Tryclyde, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Shadow Realm Trio, and The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants live in (with Perry the Platypus on the scene, too).

Cast

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Ralph The Spy Dog (Micky Dolenz)
  5. Miss Oprah (Millie Davis)
  6. Master Jodie Castellaneta (Hynden Walch)
  7. Superintendent Bella Brewster (Minty Lewis)
  8. Lana Fulbright (Amy Poehler)
  9. Sally Walters (A.J. Michalka)
  10. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  11. Todd Daring (Nancy Cartwright)
  12. Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
  13. Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)
  14. Perry The Platypus (Dee Bradley Baker)
  15. Kick Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter)
  16. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  17. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  18. Milo Murphy (Al Yankovic)
  19. Diogee (Dee Bradley Baker)
  20. Dexter (Candi Milo)
  21. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  22. Zak Saturday (Sam Lerner)
  23. Prohyas Warrior (Kyle Adam Carrozza)
  24. Ben Tennyson (Yuri Lowenthal)
  25. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)
  26. Piglet (Travis Oates)
  27. Brad Buttowski (Danny Cooksey)
  28. Dipper Pines (Jason Mitter)
  29. Wander (Jack McBrayer)
  30. Timon (Quinton Flynn)
  31. Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella)
  32. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  33. Pikachu (Ikue Ohtani)
  34. Courage (Marty Grabstein)
  35. Emily Anderson (Laura Bailey)
  36. Candy (Debi Derryberry)
  37. April Swanson (Danielle Judovits)
  38. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  39. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  40. Misty (Michele Knotz)
  41. Mel Szyslak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  42. Lily Parker (Alex Cazares)
  43. Teodora Villavicencio (Anne Marie Blanco)
  44. Brianna Maxwell (Eden Sher)
  45. Vanessa Feeble (Tracey Hoyt)
  46. Joe (Kayzie Rogers)
  47. Chopper (Matthew Mitler)
  48. Mikey (Kayzie Rogers)
  49. Timmy (Kayzie Rogers)
  50. Cissy (Tara Jayne)
  51. Danny (Jim Malone)
  52. Rudy (Matthew Mitler)
  53. Mahri (Kayzie Rogers)
  54. Luana (Kayzie Rogers)
  55. Drake (Scottie Ray)
  56. Keegan (Tara Jayne)
  57. Koji (Ted Lewis)
  58. Malachi (Tara Jayne)
  59. Oliver (Kayzie Rogers)
  60. King Koopa (Harvey Atkin)
  61. Mouser (???)
  62. Tryclyde (???)
  63. Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (Adam McArthur)
  64. Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)
  65. Wendy "Kootie Pie" O. Koopa (Janyse Jaud)
  66. Iggy "Hop" Koopa (Greg Cipes)
  67. Roy "Bully" Koopa (Jason Marsden)
  68. Lemmy "Hip" Koopa (Lainie Frasier)
  69. Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)
  70. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Dan Povenmire)
  71. Jessie (Michele Knotz)
  72. James (Jimmy Zoppi)
  73. Meowth (Jimmy Zoppi)
  74. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  75. Clifford "Cliff" Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  76. Ignatius "Lube" Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)
  77. Alice "Shriek" DuBois (Maria Bamford)
  78. Ulric (Keith Silverstein)
  79. Brooha (Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
  80. Brute (Keith Silverstein)
  81. Lance Alvers/Avalanche (Christopher Gray)
  82. Todd Tolensky/Toad (Noel Fisher)
  83. Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (Richard Ian Cox)
  84. Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Kelly Sheridan)
  85. Frederick "Fred" J. Dukes/Blob (Michael Dobson)
  86. Di Lung (Tim Chi Ly)
  87. Morty (Andrew Rannells)
  88. King Boo (Jim Cummings)
  89. Lindy Bradford (Maddie Ziegler)
  90. Mindy Bradford (Mackenzie Ziegler)

Thomas Stories

  1. Cranky Bugs
  2. Put Upon Percy
  3. Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
  4. Toby and The Flood
  5. A Better View For Gordon
  6. Busy Going Backwards
  7. Thomas and The Rumours
  8. James and The Trouble With Trees
  9. Happy Ever After

List of Music

  1. Super Mario World theme song (???)
  2. Beach Baby (???)
  3. Holding Out For A Hero (???)
  4. Supersonic (???)
  5. The Green Hornet theme (???)
  6. Mr. Roboto (???)
  7. Speed Over Beetoven (???)

Trivia

  • This crossover does not feature the rest of the Cartoon Superstars.
  • Hookbill, Naval and Kamek and Kammy are absent.
  • It is revealed that Perry is used to stop Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs' mottoes.

Script

  • (We open this video with the Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
  • (We next see the Strand Home Video logo from 1993-1994)
  • (We afterwards open with the Super Mario World theme song)
  • Chorus: Super Mario. Super Mario. Super Mario WORLD! (In the background, repeated: Super Mario.) Super Mario World! It's a blast from the past. In Super Mario World you've got to move fast. Mario and Luigi are doing what they can. Yoshi and the Princess are givin' them a hand. Super Mario WORLD! (In the background, repeated: Super Mario.) Super Mario World! It's a blast from the past. In Super Mario World it's a blast! Super Mario WORLD!
  • (We soon find ourselves at the agent headquarters, where Ralph and the uniformed ladies greet us)
  • Ralph: Greetings, and welcome to the Basketball Files. I am Ralph the Spy Dog and these are my ladies.
  • Miss Oprah: We are here at the agent headquarters, where we are experiencing some Basketball courses.
  • Master Jodie: So, let's talk about the Mushroom Tourney, shall we?
  • Superintendent Brewster: Lana, Sally, show us the picture!
  • Lana: (as she and Sally show a screen that has Mario Stadium in it) Right here, ma'am.
  • Sally: This is where Pooh Bear and his friends are ready to make the stage.
  • (We find Pooh, Todd, Kuzco and Phineas arriving at Mario Stadium)
  • Pooh: Wow!
  • Todd: It is so huge!
  • (Just then, the Harlem Globetrotters appear)
  • Nate: Long time no see, Pooh Bear!
  • Curly: We've wanted to make practice.
  • Twiggy: Wouldn't you all agree?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
  • Sweet Lou: It's our old friends, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Geese: You're working with Ralph and the uniformed girls, right?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes indeed, Geese. We do work for them.
  • Kuzco: Great!
  • Phineas: Do you know about Cranky the Crane?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course, Phineas. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Cranky Bugs starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They like to see air and the sound of the gulls. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
  • Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called from above.
  • Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
  • Cranky: Well i'm complaining now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
  • Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
  • Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
  • Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So Thomas did. But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
  • Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
  • Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
  • Cranky: (screams)
  • Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called the engines from inside the shed.
  • Cranky: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called to Cranky.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
  • Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Cranky.
  • Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know those engines an apology.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free.
  • Gordon: Oh, thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: What would I've done without you?
  • Cranky: Well i had to be rescued before i help you. But I never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
  • Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
  • Percy: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: He's back to bugging us.
  • Thomas: Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.
  • (Cranky Bugs ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Cranky had his first day ever.
  • Pooh: Wow.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • Kuzco: We accept your practice.
  • Phineas: Hey, wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • (Perry comes to the Crime Globe, who leads him to his lair entrance, where Major Monogram awaits)
  • Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P! My wife Principal Milder says that King Koopa is taking over the star tourney. So, good luck to you!
  • (Perry salutes and sets off to King Koopa's Castle)
  • (We find Kick, as he guides Penn, Randy and Milo to Koopa Beach)
  • Kick: Well, we're here at last!
  • Penn: Look at all the babes.
  • (Just then, Sierra and her three sisters, Ashley, Tamara and Lizzie arrive)
  • Sierra: What's up, boys?
  • Ashley: You seem to be enchanted.
  • Tamara: We've got lots of volleyball games to do.
  • Lizzie: Wouldn't you all join in?
  • Randy: Oh, we will.
  • Milo: Even Diogee wanted to do Volleyball, too!
  • Diogee: Woof!
  • (As we undergo a volleyball practice, Beach Baby plays)
  • First Class: Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Do you remember back in old L.A. (oh oh oh) When everybody drove a Chevrolet (oh oh oh) Whatever happened to the boy next door The sun-tanned crew-cut all-american male Remember dancin' at the high school hop (oh oh oh) The dress I ruined with the soda pop (oh oh oh) I didn't recognize the girl next-door The beat up sneakers and the pony tail Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand Give me somethin' that I can remember Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand From July 'till the end of September Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day Mmmm, I never thought that it would end Oooooh oooooh, mmmm, and I was everybody's friend Ooooh ooooh Long hot days Cool Sea haze Juke box plays But now it's fading awaaaaay [Bridge, Music and ah's] Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh We couldn't wait for graduation Day oh oh oh We took my car and drove to San Jose oh oh oh That's where you told me that you'd wear my ring I guess you don't remember anything Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand (give me your hand) Give me somethin' that I can remember (give me something to remember) Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand (there on the sand) From July 'till (from July) the end of September (to September) Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot
  • (Beach Baby ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You boys have worked so hard.
  • Kick: Why thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It's important to make perfect adjustments.
  • Penn: Speaking of adjustments, do you remind us of Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Penn. He had been lucky by that avalanche. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Put Upon Percy starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy puffed grumpily into the yards. He was feeling put upon and said so.
  • Percy: I feel put upon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He complained to Thomas. Thomas was confused.
  • Thomas: Put upon what? The rails?
  • Percy: No, put upon with work. Driver says he is too.
  • Thomas: Put upon. What a silly saying.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas. But Annie and Clarabel liked it and they sang about it, too.
  • Annie and Clarabel: (singing) Percy's been put upon, put upon, put upon. Percy's been put upon, poor old Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy is being put upon.
  • Percy: I am, i am, i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He collected metal from the foundry, coal from the yards, flour from the mills, rock from the quarries and fuel from the depot. Then he delivered it all to the docks. Next he collected some empty freight cars.
  • Freight Cars: Who's this dirty little engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars.
  • Freight Cars: We want Thomas or Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy ignored them.
  • Percy: Put upon, put upon. That's what i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night all the engines laughed at him.
  • Thomas: We can see what's put upon you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Silence!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy you done a good day's work. Now get a good night's rest.
  • Percy: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, he took some freight cars to the coal yards. Then he had to push some empty freight cars to the mine shaft. When he arrived, there was trouble. The foreman spoke to his driver.
  • Foreman: The freight cars are stuck in the mechanism. All they need is a good push.
  • Percy's Driver: We'll do it right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy shunted back to were a large canvas barrier was used to protect his line from loose rocks. Percy charged into the line of freight cars too fast and too hard.
  • Percy: Oh, no.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Percy. The freight cars broke free, but ran out of control to the mines below.
  • Freight Cars: On, on, faster, faster!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The silly freight cars yelled. Then there was trouble again.
  • (The freight cars hit the pole and we hear a siren and the mine rumbling)
  • Miner: Get out of here fast! The mine's collapsing!
  • Percy's Driver: We'll just have to make a run for it, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • Percy: There's going to be an avalanche!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Percy. And he was right. Worse still, the track he was on began to crumble.
  • Percy: Oh, help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Percy. Then he remembered something he had seen earlier.
  • Percy: There's the canvas barrier by the track. That might save us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
  • (The avalanche starts to bury Percy completely)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was right. The canvas did indeed save them, but the miners didn't know that.
  • Foreman: The avalanche has buried an engine and its crew.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted the foreman.
  • Foreman: We must help them.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Percy had been rescued, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to his driver and fireman then to Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Driver told me how brave you were, Percy. As a reward you will be repainted at the works.
  • Percy: Oh thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When he retured, Percy's coat glistened in the sun.
  • Thomas: I'm sorry I teased you, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You were certainly put upon by that avalanche.
  • Percy: Yes indeed. But just look at my new coat of paint. Now I don't mind that being put upon me.
  • (Put Upon Percy ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Percy got lucky for being saved.
  • Randy: Thank you for the offer.
  • Milo: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Dexter and his friends at Toadstool Field)
  • Dexter: At last, we are here!
  • Eddy: Look at that Lakitu!
  • (Just then, the girls of Spellcaster High arrive)
  • Rebecca: Dexter, you're here!
  • Sam: We've wanted to make sure Principal Harrington won't get you.
  • Zak: Oh, that's good.
  • Prohyas: Vambre's out of town, so I'm left in charge.
  • Cleo: Very well.
  • Angie: But please be careful.
  • Dakota: You're going to be given suspension if you fall for a trick.
  • Ben: Relax, girls. There's no such things as suspensions.
  • Rex: We'll just have to do some basics on our own, aren't we?
  • The Spellcaster Girls: Thank you!
  • (While Dexter and his friends go for the basics, Ashley Villareal and Principal Harrington watch them on television, as they are inside the state prison)
  • Principal Harrington: Those foolish witches think they can stand against me, but I don't. I will have my vengeance for what Dexter did to me! He had to blow up the school and free that Rebecca Melton and her stupid witch friends for good!
  • Ashley Villareal: Well, I'm also in prison because I've got harassed by Eddy! And I won't regret an excuse for this!
  • Principal Harrington: (sharing her agreement with Ashley) I hope you'll like it and that means business.
  • Ashley Villareal: Why, as a pleasure, Principal Harrington. It's been so nice ever since.
  • (Back at Toadstool Field, we hear Holding Out For A Hero, as Dexter and his friends start their skills)
  • Bonnie Tyler: Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life! Larger than life Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet I need a hero I'm holding… I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear there is someone, somewhere Watching me Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain And the storm, and the flood I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
  • (Holding Out For A Hero ends as Dexter and friends finish at last, just before the Conductors show up)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You boys look pretty tired.
  • Dexter: We do, Conductors.
  • Eddy: It was all courtesy of the Spellcaster Girls.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's good.
  • Zak: Mom and dad will absolutely hear it.
  • Prohyas: Do you know about Sir Topham Hatt?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Prohyas. He had to hurry to his wife's birthday party. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Lady Hatt's Birthday Party starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: One summer's day, Thomas and Percy were idling at the station when Bertie the Bus arrived.
  • Bertie: Have you notice something?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bertie.
  • Thomas: What sort of something?
  • Bertie: Sir Topham Hatt. He, well, seems different.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Bertie.
  • Percy: I did see him staring at the clouds this morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: I wonder why.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The reason was simple. It was Lady Hatt's Birthday, and Sir Topham Hatt had a new outfit.
  • Lady Hatt: It's perfect for my birthday party.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his wife.
  • Lady Hatt: You look splendid, Topham dear.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And I'll wear my finest hat just for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He replied.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your birthday is a great occasion.
  • Lady Hatt: It is, so don't be late.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't worry, my dear. I shall be spic and span and right on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later the day, Sir Topham Hatt had changed into his new suit.
  • Stationmaster: You look fine, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the stationmaster.
  • Stationmaster: You best be going.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The engines are busy, I'll take the car.
  • Stationmaster: Is it reliable?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the stationmaster.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. But it wasn't. As he sped along, he suddenly saw a large hole on the road. He break hard, but it was too late.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother! Now I got a puncher. If I change my wheel, I am sure to dirty my suit and that would never do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, he heard Caroline.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need you to attend my wife's birthday party and I cannot be late. Please give me a lift.
  • Caroline: I'll try, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Caroline didn't like going fast.
  • Caroline: I'm hot! My engine will overheat!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it did.
  • Caroline: Told you so.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Caroline sadly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother, bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then he heard a loud whistle. It was George the Steamroller. George was cross when he saw Caroline.
  • George: Call yourself a car? You're disgrace for the road. Find yourself a scrapyard.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Caroline spluttered in fury. George's driver was more polite.
  • Driver: Can I be your assistance, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Only if you can take me to my wife's birthday party.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Driver: We can take you to Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the Driver.
  • Driver: He's just down the line.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Much oblige.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then they rumbled away.
  • Caroline: What about me?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Caroline.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send for help.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Stay there.
  • Caroline: That's all I can do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: George was enjoying rolling along the lane, but not Sir Topham Hatt. Oil splashed everywhere. Worse was to follow.
  • George: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried George.
  • George: Something snapped!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He veered out of control and Sir Topham Hatt landed into a muddy ditch close to where Thomas was taking on water.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother, bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas had never seen Sir Topham Hatt in such a mess.
  • Driver: Can I help you, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas' driver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes please. Get me to the station as fast as you can.
  • Driver: I'm afraid our fireman's taking ill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then I'll be your fireman.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had to work hard. Coal dust and smuck flew everywhere. At last, they reached the station. Sir Topham Hatt looked at the clock.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Just in time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gasped. He hurried picked up a huge bunch of flowers.
  • Thomas: Good luck!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt's wife was waiting for him. As the clock struck three, there stood Sir Topham Hatt, tired but triumph, he gave his wife the flowers.
  • Lady Hatt: Well, thank you, my dear. I noticed it was my special birthday party, but I didn't know it was fancy dress.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone laughed, and then the party began.
  • (Lady Hatt's Birthday Party ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how you can rely on everyone's head of the Island of Sodor.
  • Ben: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Rex: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We go to D.K. Cruiser, as Piglet, Brad, Dipper, Wander and Timon and Pumbaa arrive)
  • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
  • Brad: Well, this is the cruiser, full of Dill Weeds here!
  • Dipper: Legend has it that a bunch of Rhydon live in here.
  • (But then, a pack of Rhydon and their leader a Rhyperior appear)
  • Wander: Or not!
  • (The Rhyperior lets out a loud roar and the Rhydon charge toward Piglet and Friends)
  • Pumbaa: (to Timon) Shall we run for our lives?
  • Timon: (agreeing with Pumbaa) Oh, yes, let's.
  • (As they all run away from the stampede while screaming, we hear Supersonic in the background)
  • Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
  • (Supersonic ends as Piglet and friends reach a dead end)
  • Piglet: Dead end!
  • Brad: Someone help!
  • (The Rhydon Pack are about to attack them when...)
  • Scrappy: Ta ta ta ta ta taaaa!!! Puppy Power!
  • Buck Weasel: Eat this!
  • Major Glory: (as he, Valhallen and Krunk swing in) You asked for it!
  • (Scrappy-Doo, Buck Weasel and The Justice Friends appear and kick the Rhyperior down)
  • Piglet: It's Scrappy-Doo and Buck Weasel!
  • Brad: And it looks like The Justice Friends are here, too.
  • Scrappy: It'll be our pleasure to save you boys from the Rhydon pack!
  • Buck: We've been rescuers of the year!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well done!
  • Dipper: Thank Scrappy and the Rescue Crew. They're here to stop the Rhydon pack.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wow!
  • Wander: Do you remind us of Toby?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course, Wander. He faced a fierce thunderstorm. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Toby and The Flood starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It had been raining hard for weeks. Toby was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet. His branch line runs to a village. The water and the river had risen with the rain. Only the great wall known as a dam was stopping the water from overflowing. Percy arrived just as Toby was about to inspect the dam for any damage.
  • Percy: Driver tells me it may be dangerous up there. Please be careful, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Toby: I'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Toby bravely. Percy watched anxiously as Toby trundled away. His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it. Harold the Helicopter was inspecting the dam as Toby arrived.
  • Toby's Driver: Be brave Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his Driver.
  • Toby's Driver: We had to cross to the other side.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The dam did not look safe at all. Toby was very worried. Soon, he knew why.
  • Toby's Driver: The dam's breaking up! We must warn everyone!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby shunted back as fast as his wheels would let him. Percy was waiting anxiously for Toby by the bridge. The river had risen so high that the bridge was in danger of collapsing.
  • Toby's Driver: The dam's breaking up. We must find high ground.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Toby's driver.
  • Percy: Your only chance is to cross the bridge.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Percy.
  • Toby: It doesn't look safe to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: It's our only chance.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: If the dam breaks, we'll be done for!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby was halfway across the bridge when disaster struck.
  • (The dam breaks apart)
  • Toby: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toby.
  • Percy's Driver: We'll follow him on our line. It needs the river further down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: As Toby floated helplessly on the floodwaters, they passed a sign that made them shudder: Beware The Waterfall.
  • Toby's Driver: If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then they saw Harold who swopped low and shouted urgently to them.
  • Harold: We're going to drop a rope to you. Attach it to yourself, quickly now!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they did, to one of Toby's buffers. Just then, Percy arrived. Harold flew over to him.
  • Harold: Catch a rope and pull Toby to safety!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called. Toby was safe at last. When the floods were over and the dam mended, the villagers had a big party for Toby, hosted by Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave, Toby.
  • Toby: Thanks to Harold.
  • Percy: I could never been so brave, Toby.
  • Toby: Oh, I'm sure you would be, but you never know till you tried.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy rather hope he never had to.
  • (Toby and The Flood ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how a thunderstorm can always happen.
  • Timon: Thanks for the offer.
  • Pumbaa: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Ash and Pikachu, as they guide Courage, Emily, Candy, April and Scooby and Shaggy to a mansion)
  • Ash: This is it, guys! My mom says that we're all going to be brave when we get inside the mansion. Follow me.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Courage: The things I do for love.
  • (They all enter the mansion, as four shadowy figures with glowing eyes watch)
  • Emily: Hello?
  • Candy: Is anybody in here?
  • Gengar: Nobody here, but us!
  • King Boo: (cackles in agreement)
  • April: (gulps) What was that?!
  • Lindy: Watch out, Kiddies, here we come!
  • Mindy: Cause we're gonna get you for real!
  • (They both laugh, too, causing Ash and the guys to panic)
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • Shaggy: Like, we're too late! We've got company!
  • (The camera pans from the right, and stops when Gengar, King Boo and the Bradford Clown Twins appear and let out a sinister pair of smirks)
  • Ash, Emily, April, Courage, Scooby and Shaggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the ghostly gang in terror, with Pikachu and Candy racing right from behind them. While a cue from Zoboomafoo's Bovine plays in the background, the ghostly gang begin to scare Ash and the guys around, no matter where they go. But as our frightened friends round a corner, Ash collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
  • (But just as Gengar is about to reach the guys, he is suddenly stopped by Morty)
  • Morty: Gengar, return!
  • (Morty recalls his Gengar through the Poke Ball, as King Boo and the Bradford Clown Twins fall to the floor in shame)
  • Morty: What did I clearly tell you to stop scaring everyone about?
  • Ash: It's Morty, the Ecruteak City gym leader.
  • Pikachu: Pika.
  • Courage: How did he get here on time?
  • Di Lung: Were you after that Gengar or what?
  • Morty: Yes, Mr. Lung. I have to stop that Pokemon and make sure it behaves itself properly.
  • (At that moment, Miss Mason arrives with the Conductors)
  • Miss Mason: Emily, April, are you two alright?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Did you get scared?
  • Emily: We're fine for now, guys.
  • Candy: Even we have to flee from these ghosts within our risk.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whew!
  • April: Do you remind us of Gordon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, April. He needed a perfect view for Kirk Ronan. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and A Better View For Gordon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was feeling grumpy. This was making James cross.
  • James: Why are you complaining all the time?
  • Gordon: Because I'm a big blue engine and I know everything. I shall complain whatever I like. You're just a small red engine with ideas above your station.
  • Percy: I can't see any.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: Where are they?
  • Gordon: Any what?
  • Percy: Ideas above the station. The sky's empty.
  • James: Like your smokebox, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James, but Gordon was still grumpy.
  • Gordon: One day I'll show you just a big engine can really do.
  • Percy: So what can a big engine really do?
  • Gordon: Not speak to silly little green engines for a start.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Gordon, then he puffed away. Later that day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up time afterwards.
  • Gordon: Why can't Henry do it? He likes idling at stations.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You will do as you are told.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So Gordon did. But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too.
  • Gordon: I just can't get up to speed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned.
  • Gordon's Fireman: It's time for your visit to the works. Your pipes are clogged.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the fireman. At last, they approached the new station. Gordon was impressed but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers.
  • Gordon: What a boring view! Important engines like me should have a paramonic view where I can see people and people could see me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he wheeshed angrily. Gordon was happy when it was time to leave.
  • Gordon's Driver: Now you can really enjoy your run as long as your pipes will let you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: Come on, come on! I can go faster that this!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: Sick? Me? Never!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Gordon began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop.
  • Gordon: What happened?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver and fireman inspected him.
  • Gordon's Fireman: Something's broken inside you, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his fireman.
  • Gordon's Fireman: Now you're really will have to go to the works.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was still fuming when James arrived to collect his coaches.
  • James: Well, well, well! So much about anything. You got too puffed up in your boiler so it's serves you right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Gordon returned to the works a few days later, he was still boasting.
  • Gordon: I am the finest engine on the Island of Sodor, properly the finest in the world.
  • Gordon's Driver: Come on, Gordon. We're going to the official opening at the new station.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, there was trouble. As Gordon approached the new station, neither the driver nor fireman could apply his brakes. Something had jammed. The driver reduced steam, but Gordon was still going too fast.
  • (Gordon crashed into the wall)
  • Gordon: Help me, please!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I knew you wanted a paramonic view, but this is not a way to achieve it.
  • Gordon: Yes, Sir, sorry, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Gordon was repaired again, he took Sir Topham Hatt to the new station, for a second official opening. This time he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in. Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your paramonic view is here to stay. I trusted you are always see through it, from the safety of your own rails.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon hardly agreed.
  • (A Better View For Gordon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon got a successful view.
  • Scooby: Row!
  • Shaggy: Like, you'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • (We find Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa at Daisy Garden)
  • Misty: This place sure looks disgusted.
  • Mel: It seems that my big sister Lori is always bothering me.
  • Lily: Hey, what's this?
  • (A bunch of flowers appear)
  • Teodora: That is a bunch of flowers, Lily.
  • Brianna: (hearing a loud group of buzzing sounds) I can hear flinging!
  • Vanessa: No, Brianna, but that must be...
  • (A whole pack of angry Beedrill appear, with one of them wearing a general's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!
  • (The Beedrill General shouts "Attack!" in a Hitler-like tone, and the swarm charge toward the frightened girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all flee from the Beedrill in terror, as we hear the Green Hornet theme in the background)
  • Misty: I hate Bug Pokemon, I hate them!
  • Mel: This is all our fault!
  • Lily: We should have known that we've been scared of!
  • (The Beedrill swoop downer and viciously begin to attack the girls with brutal force)
  • Teodora: Hey, quit it!
  • Brianna: Back right off!
  • Vanessa: Enough is enough!
  • (But the Beedrill just ignore them and continue their brutal force)
  • (Meanwhile, Agents J and K are taking Virgil, Richie, Jackie and Uncle and Scott and Logan along the tour)
  • Agent J: We've got to make adjustments.
  • Agent K: So keep on the lookout.
  • Virgil: Gee, Sis and Pops won't see this.
  • Richie: You're right.
  • Jackie: Jade can't realize this, either.
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: (echoing) OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Uncle: Aiee-Yah!
  • Scott: Misty and her friends are in trouble!
  • Logan: We'd better find out what those screams are coming from!
  • (They all race to the other side and gasp when they find Misty and her friends with their swollen red noses)
  • Agent J: What's happening to you girls?!
  • Misty: The Beedrill attacked us, Agent J!
  • Mel: They were so mean!
  • Lily: And aggressive!
  • Teodora: And we can't get rid of them!
  • Brianna: Look what they did to our poor noses!
  • Vanessa: They're as red as Panini's dress!
  • Virgil: (seeing the girls' swollen noses) This can't be!
  • (At that moment, Lexi and Senora Zapata enter Daisy Garden)
  • Lexi: Aha! We've caught these Beedrill stingers red-handed!
  • Agent J: (holding his gun and pointing it) Freeze, you troublesome aliens!
  • Senora Zapata: (slapping Agent J's gun away) Who are you calling us aliens?!
  • Agent K: You've got it all wrong, slick.
  • Virgil: It's not acceptable since you came here!
  • Richie: That's right. Imagine how scrawny Misty and her friends will all become!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: Humph!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now, don't get mad, girls!
  • Jackie: Oh, give me a break, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We believe Beedrill are a type combination between Bug and Poison.
  • Uncle: One more thing: Do you remind us of Toad?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Uncle. He found himself on a fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Busy Going Backwards starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toad the break van was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see engines and coaches moving steadly forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Oliver the Great Western Engine.
  • Toad: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Oliver. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
  • Gordon: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon said. Toad felt sadder still. Oliver wanted to help,
  • Oliver: You're a really useful break van, Toad. You help me break and you keep my freight cars in order when we go down hills.
  • Toad: I know, Mr. Oliver, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were cross with Toad.
  • Car 1: Who he to started complaining?
  • Car 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
  • Car 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were simply carried up their plan when they reach Gordon's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
  • Cars: Ready, steady, go!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
  • Cars: We're making your wish come true, Toad! Follow the leader!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled the freight cars. Toad was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
  • Cars: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Screamed the freight cars. Suddenly, Toad found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Toad couldn't stop. Worst still, Toad now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Gordon! The signalman change the points just in time.
  • Cars: On, on, faster!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars. Suddenly, he saw James pulling a long slow train.
  • Toad: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
  • James: What was that?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained James. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
  • Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
  • Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
  • Toad: Help, help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toad again. Toad saw some buffers.
  • Toad: Those were stop me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
  • Toad: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Oliver was racing to the rescue.
  • Oliver: I must catch Toad. I must.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toad sped past Henry. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Toad and his freight cars. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
  • Toad: Stopped at last.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver arrived and when he saw Toad, he can only smile.
  • Oliver: A pond is the only place for a Toad I suppose.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Toad spoke to Oliver.
  • Toad: I'm sorry, Mr. Oliver, if I cause to any embarrasment.
  • Oliver: That's all right, Toad. So what do you think of going fowards?
  • Toad: It was fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Decided Toad.
  • Toad: But from now on, I'd be happy to looking forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.
  • (Busy Going Backwards ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So remember, you can always rely on Toad.
  • Scott: Whoa.
  • Logan: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (As the Conductors sparkle away, Evan and Kurt arrive with a delivery of medicines)
  • Evan: Sorry we're late, Scott, but these are the medicines we've delivered.
  • Kurt: They're for Misty and her friends.
  • (Misty and her friends take all six, and as they drink, the swollen stings vanish)
  • Misty: Wow!
  • Mel: It worked!
  • Lily: All right!
  • Teodora: Now, we're going to be more careful.
  • Brianna: Just like we do.
  • Vanessa: Thank goodness.
  • (We find Joe, Chopper, Mikey and Timmy at Wario Factory)
  • Joe: We're here in Toad Factory.
  • Chopper: And look, we've got company!
  • (Wario, Waluigi and their Diamond City friends appear)
  • Wario: Ah, it's Joe and his friends!
  • Waluigi: Care to work on a factory?
  • Mikey: We will!
  • Timmy: Leave it to all of us!
  • Mona: Good.
  • Penny: We knew we can rely on you boys.
  • (As we undergo a montage of Joe and friends at work, Mr. Roboto plays)
  • Styx: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Mata au hi made [また会う日まで] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい] You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not the saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control. We all need control I need control. We all need control I am the modren man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: Too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
  • (Mr. Roboto ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow, you've done it.
  • Joe: As a pleasure, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It seems that you've been inspired by basics.
  • Chopper: Do you remember Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Chopper. He found rumors that were spread all over the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Thomas and The Rumours starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine loves his branch line. One day, when he stopped at a small station, some children looked sad.
  • Girl: They closed our playground and our favorite sand pit.
  • Boy: Teacher said the sand is soil and too dirty play in.
  • Children: Please help us Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'll see what i can do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas kindly. Thomas hoped things weren't quite as bad as the children had made them out to be. But as he passed their playground, a large sign read: Playground Closed Until Further Notice.
  • Thomas: The Children were right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Thomas sadly. He puffed into the yard and was just about to tell the other engines about the playground when Percy rushed in.
  • Gordon: You look glum, little Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt told driver that he's using Harold to show a visitor the island instead of any of us engines.
  • Gordon: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: Disgusting!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Henry.
  • James: Engines are meant to take visitors around our island not that whirlybird thing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James exclaimed. Gordon was the first to see Harold.
  • Gordon: Harold thinks he can go faster than me. I'll show him.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next, it was Henry's turn.
  • Henry: Sir Topham Hatt has chosen Harold because he's more important than me. Well he's not. Harold can't fly through tunnels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy stopped by a signal on his branch line near a field were sheep were grazing. Harold hovered for a while then buzzed away.
  • Percy: I know what's he's doing. He's just counting sheep.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Percy puffed along his line, feeling much better about his things. That evening, the engines talked about the situation.
  • Gordon: Harold wants to get rid of us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: He doesn't need tunnels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Henry.
  • Percy: Don't worry, he's just counting sheep.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Gordon: Counting sheep? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: He's counting how many engines he can get rid of. He'll see how useful i am tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas wanted to mention the children's playground, but solving the mystery of Harold and the visitor came first. The next day, Gordon was travelling to collect his train.
  • Driver: We'll show that whirlybird just how fast you can go, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. But because they were watching Harold, they missed a signal and went onto the wrong line. Gordon was travelling to trouble. Ahead was a tunnel under repair. His driver reduced steam and braked hard, but it was too late.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, Thomas pulled Gordon clear with the breakdown train. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Gordon's Driver.
  • Thomas: Will Gordon be scrapped, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas sadly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What makes you think that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas decided to pluck up courage.
  • Thomas: Because the engines think the visitor was here to see if he can be replaced by Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well the engines are wrong and you shouldn't listened to rumours, Thomas. This gentleman is making a new playground for the children. It was easy to find a suitable site from up in the air.
  • Visitor: And what's more.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the visitor.
  • Visitor: That tunnel sand will be perfect for the playground. Sand we found by accident you might say.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt still uses Harold to fly above the island. But all the engines know that Harold is spying on them. He is just being very useful.
  • (Thomas and The Rumours ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how rumors were spread across the Island of Sodor.
  • Mikey: Wow!
  • Timmy: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find the Orange Crew arriving at Jr. Street)
  • Cissy: I knew A.J. had Timmy as his proper brother.
  • Danny: Kay's been addicted to me.
  • Mahri: Yay! A button!
  • (She rushes over)
  • Rudy: No, Mahri! Don't step on that...
  • (But it was too late, Mahri steps into a trap and she falls to her doom while screaming)
  • Luana: NO!
  • Drake: Who could have done this to her?!
  • (The Koopalings appear)
  • Cheatsy: Ha! We've caught her in a trap!
  • Big Mouth: What a surprise!
  • Kootie Pie: It's about time Mahri's down!
  • Hop: Cool!
  • Bully: Dad will love us for real!
  • Hip: Just try and catch us!
  • Kooky: (blows a raspberry at the rest of the Orange Crew)
  • (Cissy proceeds to slap the Koopalings with anger)
  • Cheatsy: Hey, what did you do that for?!
  • Cissy: You Koopalings will soon regret this! AND IT STARTS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!!!
  • (She gives chase to the frightened Koopalings, leaving the rest of the Orange Crew behind)
  • Danny: Cissy!
  • (As the scene undergoes into a super fast motion sequence, we find Cissy chasing The Koopalings around the street, as Speed Over Beethoven plays in full mode)
  • ROSE: Into the night, you'll make me cry I need your love, to save my life I need you while my piano gently weeps Listen to Beethoven A melody, will set you free You need my love, deep in your mind I need you while my piano gently weeps Music gonna save your li-i-ife Into the night, you'll make me cry I need your love, to save my life I need you while my piano gently weeps Listen to Beethoven Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na Na na na na nana nana nana nana na na.
  • (Speed Over Beethoven ends as the Koopalings manage to lock themselves in their house)
  • (Moments later, the Conductors arrive with a crying Mahri)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Is this your sister, Rudy?
  • Rudy: Mahri, are you alright?
  • Mahri: (tearfully) I won't do it again, Rudy! I'll promise!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: This is what happens if you don't go against the following rules.
  • Cissy: (remorsefully) I give up. It's really my fault.
  • Danny: Did you remember James?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Danny. He had an encounter with a tree on the line. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
  • Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Thomas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say i look silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
  • James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm the pride of the line and...
  • Henry: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
  • Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Percy: It's been like this all day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
  • Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • James: I rather not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
  • James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
  • (Crash)
  • James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
  • Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
  • James: If I came upon a tree I just push it aside.
  • Henry: Really!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
  • James: Make way for an important engine.
  • Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
  • James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Adviced Terence.
  • James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: But, sir, I've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a dificult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • James: Oh help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: Go away!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • James' Driver: It's Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrased and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
  • James: So am i.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
  • James: As ready as I'll ever be.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
  • James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
  • Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
  • (James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how trees can cause major trouble.
  • Luana: Gee, you're right.
  • Drake: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We go to Keegan, as he, Koji, Malachi and Oliver reach King Koopa's castle)
  • Keegan: Okay, boys. Let's get to King Koopa and bring him down to justice.
  • (But as they venture inside, they are dropped into a trap)
  • Koji: Son of a freak! How could we fall into a trap like this?!
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aha! We've got you now!
  • King Koopa: Looks like it's all over!
  • Malachi: No way!
  • Oliver: What do you want?!
  • Jessie: Sorry to break in on you.
  • Cliff: Just prepare for trouble.
  • James: We've burst our way through.
  • Lube: So you might as well make it double.
  • Jessie: To protect the world from...
  • (But Perry the Platypus appears and kicks Jessie right in the cheek, sending her flying into the ground, much to the other villains's horror)
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus?!
  • King Koopa: You've totally ruined Team Rocket and the Greaser Dogs's mottoes!
  • Ulric: Can't you see they're trying to recite?!
  • Avalanche: No lame platypus is ever going to be distracted for this!
  • (But Perry simply pulls the blue rope, and a stampede of Reznors appear)
  • All the Villains: REZNORS!!!
  • (They flee from the Reznors while sreaming, and Keegan and his friends are finally free, just as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Are you boys alright?
  • Keegan: It was all thanks to Perry who saved us!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's a relief.
  • Koji: Do you know about weddings?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Koji. Percy happened to take Old Slowcoach to it. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Happy Ever After starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor loved holiday time. Percy was taking some freight cars to the docks. Terence the Tractor was working at a field close to the line.
  • Terence: Hello, Percy. Nice day for it, isn't it?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was confused.
  • Percy: Nice day for what?
  • Terence: Mrs. Kyndley's daughter is getting married today.
  • Percy: Oh yes. Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But when Percy saw Mrs. Kyndley, she was standing by her gate, waving a red flag.
  • Percy's Driver: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the driver.
  • Mrs. Kyndley: I've forgotten about the good luck package for the bride.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was puzzled.
  • Percy: What's a good luck package?
  • Mrs. Kyndley: It must contain something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Can you help please?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy didn't know how but his driver was determined.
  • Percy's Driver: We'll certainly try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy had to stop at Edward's station to take on water.
  • Percy: We've got to find a good luck package. Do you know what that is?
  • Edward: Oh, yes indeed. Something old, something new...
  • Percy: Something borrowed and something blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy cut in.
  • Percy: But where do we find them?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Edward smiled.
  • Edward: They're probably staring you in your smokebox. Now i had to take a special train. I'm taking guests to the wedding.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Percy arrived at the docks, he looked all around him. Suddenly he saw a freight car. It was loaded with a new set of shiny buffers.
  • Percy: Look! Look! There's something new.
  • Percy's Driver: They're quite right, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Percy's Driver: Those buffers are just the ticket. I'll speak to the foreman.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He returned shortly.
  • Percy's Driver: Foreman says we can use them and borrow the freight car as well. So that's two things we found. Something borrowed and something new.
  • Percy: But what about the other things?
  • Percy's Driver: I'm sure we'll find them too and we best be on our way.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: As Percy was shunting some freight cars into a siding, he heard a voice.
  • Old Slowcoach: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: There was Old Slowcoach who he and Thomas had rescued from scrap.
  • Percy: You're it!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Squeaked Percy.
  • Old Slowcoach: I'm what it?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the coach.
  • Percy: The something old for the wedding.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And then Percy explained.
  • Percy: Now we only had to find something blue. But what and where?
  • Percy's Driver: You'll see.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. At last, they reached the village where the wedding was to take place. Ahead was an old engine shed.
  • Percy's Driver: What did you think of this, Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed his driver.
  • Percy: Well bust my boiler, Thomas. What are you doing here?
  • Thomas: I've to something blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy's Driver: Now, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Percy's Driver: Mrs. Kyndley's chosen you to be her special guest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When the bride and groom left the church for the party, Sir Topham Hatt adressed everybody.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Ladies and gentlemen, may i present the good luck package. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. All found by Percy and his crew.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines whistled and everyone cheered.
  • Bride: Thank you, Thomas and thank you, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the bride.
  • Bride: It's the best good luck package ever.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And she kissed Percy. Thomas laughed as Percy blushed bright red.
  • Percy: I love weddings.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Percy that night.
  • Thomas: Did you enjoy your kiss?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was embarrased and pretended to be asleep.
  • (Happy Ever After ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So

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