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Cast

  • E.B. (Hop) as Larry the Cucumber
  • Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus
  • Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory) as Mr. Lunt
  • SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd
  • Truffles (Chowder) as Miss Achmetha as Nurse
  • Olaf (Frozen) as Dr. Khalil

Introduction

  • E.B.: (to audience) Hi, everyone. This is E.B. Normally, this would be the time when the narrator comes on and says, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with E.B. The part of the show where E.B. comes out and sings a Silly Song." But I've been thinking, & talking with the guys.
  • Dexter: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scopes, artistically.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, we're artists!
  • Timmy: Word up! (photographer offscreen takes picture of Friendz in the Sink)
  • E.B.: There's a time to be silly... (cuddles with Patsy Smiles plush toy and throws it away)... and there's a time to be serious.
  • Dexter: It's time to open up your heart...
  • SpongeBob: And show how you feel, artistically! (photographer offscreen takes picture of Friendz in the Sink again)
  • Dexter: Cause we all have something to share...

Lyrics

(Friendz walk through hall and into waiting room) (Truffles leads Dexter to office) (SpongeBob sits on sofa) (Timmy is also sitting on sofa reading a magazine) (E.B. is looking around) (Dexter sits on examining bed)

  • Dexter: (singing) Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise.
  • Friendz: And no one can deny.
  • Dexter: Baby, that I'm the one whose love is no surprise.
  • Friendz: And he can't tell you no lie.
  • Dexter: But there's a secret I've been hidin', I can't keep it no more.
  • Friendz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
  • Dexter: Yo!

Chorus

  • Friendz: He needs to tell you something!
  • Dexter: I don't got a bellybutton!
  • Friendz: Bell-y-but-ton!
  • Dexter: Oh, I need to tell you something!
  • Friendz: Have you figured out? He don't got a bellybutton!
  • Dexter & Friendz: Bellybutton, no! Oh, no no!
  • Dexter: Baby, please don't squeal. Just tell me how you feel.
  • Friendz: Cause his love is for real.
  • Dexter: And if you went away, my heart would never heal.
  • Friendz: So to you, he appeals.
  • Dexter: There's something missing in my middle, & it's hard to ignore.
  • Friendz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
  • Dexter: Yo!
  • Friendz: He needs to tell you something!
  • Dexter: I don't got a bellybutton!
  • Friendz: Bell-y-but-ton!
  • Dexter: Oh, I need to tell you something!
  • Friendz: Have you figured out? He don't got a bellybutton!
  • Dexter & Friendz: Bellybutton, no! Oh, no no!

Chorus (Friendz walks into office) (Dr. Olaf comes in)

  • Dr. Olaf;: Bellybutton?
  • Friendz: Uh-uh.
  • Dr. Olaf: Bellybutton?
  • Friendz: Uh-uh!
  • Dr. Olaf: You say your bellybutton's missing? There's no reason for alarm. It's a common thing for some cartoons. It won't (with Friendz) do you any harm! You're technically animated. And with that much being said, your umbilical equivocal is somewhere in your head! You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know. It'd be covered by your (with Friendz) Shirt! But not your HMO!
  • Friendz: Bellybutton! (nurse comes in with broom)
  • Truffles: Uh-uh!
  • Friendz: Bellybutton!
  • Truffles: Uh-uh! (Truffles chases Friendz & Olaf out of office)
  • Dexter: A stylish something absent from my midriff's decor.
  • Friendz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
  • Dexter: Baby!
  • Friendz: He needs to tell you something!
  • Dexter: I don't got a bellybutton!
  • Friendz: Bell-y-but-ton!
  • Dexter: Oh, I need to tell you something!
  • Friendz: Have you figured out? He don't got a bellybutton!
  • Dexter & Friendz: Bellybutton, no! Oh, no no!' No bellybutton! (Truffles leaves office angrily)
  • Dexter: Do I at least get a lollipop?

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