The Best of Ruff Ruffman (Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman Home Video)

The Best of Ruff Ruffman is a Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman video featuring six challenges in order. It is set in a Gene Deitch fashion, with cel animation and squiggle-vision effects.

Plot

• Today, we join the Conductors as they help Ruff Ruffman celebrate the day of the annual challenges. Also joining the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Marilyn, Cardcaptors, Turbo FAST, Scooby-Doo, Glitter Force, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, The Emperor's New School, Music Stars!, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Spy Teens, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, Friends Forever, The Dork Diaries, Starlight, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Rumor Has It, Accidentally Adventures, The Adventures of Julie Kane, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, Tiny Toon Adventures, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Tetris Attack, Ozzy and Drix, I Was A Teenage It Girl, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Annie The Smart Female Genius, The 7D, Power Crystal Girls, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Sierra The Nerdy Troublemaker, Sonic X, Donkey Kong Country, Fluffy Gardens, The Red Ribbon, Goldfish Warning, Future Card Buddyfight, Megaman NT Warrior, Mermaids On The Go, Captain N: The Game Master, Timon and Pumbaa, Pickle and Peanut, Future Worm!, The Secret Saturdays, Generator Rex, Citrine and Mona, The Clique, Detention, Generation O!, Jeff and Taylor, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Pickle and Peanut, WarioWare, CatDog, Star Fox, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed.

Characters

1. Shining Time Station
2. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
3. Pokemon
4. Mucha Lucha
5. Hoop-a-Joop
6. Marilyn
7. Cardcaptors
8. Turbo FAST
9. Scooby-Doo
10. Glitter Force
11. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
12. The Replacements
13. The Emperor's New School
14. Music Stars!
15. Phineas and Ferb
16. Milo Murphy's Law
17. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
18. Spy Teens
19. Yu-Gi-Oh!
20. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
21. Jackie Chan Adventures
22. Phantom Investigators
23. Static Shock
24. Friends Forever
25. The Dork Diaries
26. Starlight
27. The Mummy: The Animated Series
28. Jumanji
29. Men In Black: The Series
30. Batman Beyond
31. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
32. Rumor Has It
33. Accidentally Adventures
34. The Adventures of Julie Kane
35. Courage The Cowardly Dog
36. Tom and Jerry Tales
37. Tiny Toon Adventures
38. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
39. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
40. Tetris Attack
41. Ozzy and Drix
42. I Was A Teenage It Girl
43. Gravity Falls
44. Wander Over Yonder
45. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
46. Annie The Smart Female Genius
47. The 7D
48. Power Crystal Girls
49. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
50. Sierra The Nerdy Troublemaker
51. Sonic X
52. Donkey Kong Country
53. Fluffy Gardens
54. The Red Ribbon
55. Goldfish Warning
56. Future Card Buddyfight
57. Megaman NT Warrior
58. Mermaids On The Go
59. Captain N: The Game Master
60. Timon and Pumbaa
61. Pickle and Peanut
62. Future Worm!
63. The Secret Saturdays
64. Generator Rex
65. Citrine and Mona
66. The Clique
67. Detention
68. Generation O!
69. Jeff and Taylor
70. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
71. Pickle and Peanut
72. WarioWare
73. CatDog
74. Star Fox
75. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
76. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
77. SWAT Kats
78. The Pirates of Dark Water
79. X-Men: Evolution
80. Street Fighter Alpha
81. Xiaolin Showdown
82. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

1. Trouble For Thomas
2. Old Iron
3. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
4. Buffer Bother
5. Gordon Takes A Dip
6. Toby's Tightrope

Challenges

1. The Surfing Sensation (hosted by Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls)
2. Honeycomb Fracas (hosted by Maggie and The Pesky Family)
3. Singing In The Show (hosted by Joe, Chopper and their relatives)
4. Racing Madness (hosted by Dotty and The Teen Angels)
5. Mural Masterpieces (hosted by Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine)
6. Ghost Hunting (hosted by the cast of Goober and The Ghost Chasers)

Songs

1. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman theme song (the opening act)
2. Surfing USA by Alvin and The Chipmunks
3. The Green Hornet theme song (1960's version)
4. Say You'll Be There by The Spice Girls (covered by Brock, Roxanne Rock and The Pussycats)
5. Hot by Smash Mouth
6. The Barber of Seville Overture by Rossini
7. Boys Will Be Boys by Paulina Rubio
8. Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (the ending act)

Trivia

• This video is the first to feature six new challenges.
• Kimiko wears her Master Monk Guan outfit.
• It is revealed that Phineas and Milo are friends together.
• Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini have a dislike in bees and other kinds of bugs.
• These are the following Thomas Stories taken from Trouble On Sodor.

Transcript

• (We open this video with the 1978 WGBH logo)
• (We are next followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
• (We afterwards open with the Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman theme song)
• Ruff Ruffman: Life was missing its mystique My sqeaky toys had lost their squeak And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and BAM! My destiny is calling me! Pitched my vision for a show They loved it! Thought I was a pro They got my contract back to find To their alarm a dog had signed.
• Background Singing Cats: Fetch!
• Ruff: Oh, I like that name.
• Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
• Ruff: I didn't wait to renovate Found 6 contestants, all were great! And now, I'm on the road to fame I've got a gameshow and its name is...
• Cats: Fetch!
• Ruff: It's very catchy!
• Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
• Ruff: It rolls off the tongue! Can someone tell me why cats are singing?
• Cats: With Ruff Ruffman Fetch!
• (We soon find Ruff Ruffman relaxing)
• Ruff: Ah, it's good to have my show end.
• (He looks at the viewers and greets them)
• Ruff: Oh, hi! I'm Ruff Ruffman, and in this special video, we are going to have six new challenges in one.
• (Ash and the gang show up)
• Ash: Hey there, Ruff.
• Mary: How's it going?
• Ruff: Just fine, you two. I have some new challenges for each of these.
• Helen: Woo! What an amazin' idea!
• Sarah: What's ze first challenge monsieur Ruffman?
• Ruff: In this very first challenge, Ash will take Kevin, Zak and Rex to the beach.
• Ash: Oh, I'm psyched to see Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls!
• Kevin: Indeed they are.
• Zak: They've been singing with you in every concert.
• Rex: You can rely on us!
• Ruff: For the second challenge, Mitchie, Amethyst, Maisie and Hannah will go under a bee task.
• Mitchie: A bee task?
• Amethyst: Amazing!
• Maisie: A good thing will always happen.
• Hannah: Of course.
• Ruff: The third challenge will show Brock, Scott, Terry and Virgil in the show.
• Brock: (dreamily) This is where I am meeting up with Roxanne and The Pussycats!
• Scott: Ah, great!
• Terry: Come to think of it, he's full of luck.
• Virgil: I'm sure Sis and Pops will understand.
• Ruff: In challenge number 4, Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter will race against the clock.
• Rikochet: It's us against Tibor The Terrible, Montana Max, Imhotep and Van Pelt.
• Buster: Yeah.
• Alex: Uncle Jonathan and Aunt Nora will soon hear how perfect we will race.
• Peter: You betcha!
• Ruff: Challenge number 5 will have Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan doing a masterpiece.
• Mindy: I'm going to show my Ashy-Boo about the way I paint.
• Lorelei: Surely.
• Kazane: We'll make a team!
• Jordan: Uh huh.
• Ruff: And Piglet, Brad, and Timon and Pumbaa will hunt for ghost in our sixth and last challenge.
• Piglet: G-g-ghosts?!
• Brad: I can handle those Dill Weeds with scratched arms, wounded legs and a busted body!
• Timon: (sternly) I don't think so.
• Pumbaa: (bravely) We'll try our best.
• Ruff: Very well, Pumbaa. Now, off you guys go!
• Ash and the others: Okay, Ruff Ruffman!
• (They all leave Studio G, just as Lt. Feral and her family of enforcers arrive)
• Felina: Wow, look at that!
• Floyd: They're off to a good start, aren't they?
• Chance: Good to see you, Enforcers.
• Jake: Want to see the challenges?
• Erin: Indeed.
• Jerald: We agree to watch.
• Lena: Very well.
• Ruby: It'll be a perfect idea.
• Ulysses: You see, Dora? We've wanted to watch the challenges on the screen.
• Dora: Yes, Ulysses dear.
• (We transit to Ash as he takes Kevin, Zak and Rex to the beach)
• Ash: Ah, sun, surf and sand.
• Kevin: It feels good to be free.
• Zak: Whatever will we do now.
• Rex: Look, it's Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
• (Rebecca and The Hex Girls appear)
• Rebecca and The Hex Girls: What up, Ashy-Boy?
• Ash: (blushing dreamily) I knew I'd find Rebecca and The Hex Girls.
• Kevin: It's been a pleasure.
• Rebecca: We've wanted to have fun.
• Thorn: So we set up the contest.
• (The Conductors sign in on the transistor radios)
• Mr. Conductor 3: (on the radio) Good idea, Thorn.
• Zak: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
• Rex: You're on the radios, huh?
• Mr. Conductor 2: (on the radio) Yes, Rex. It's good to see you surf.
• Dusk: Indeed they do.
• Luna: Did Thomas get into trouble?
• Mr. Conductor 1: (on the radio) Surely, Luna. He got difficulties with some cars. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 1's whistle is heard on the radio and Trouble For Thomas starts)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
• Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
• Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
• Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
• Thomas: Thank you.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
• Thomas: That would be nice.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
• Thomas: Peep Peep.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
• Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
• Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
• Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
• Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas would't wait.
• Thomas: Come on come on.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
• Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
• Thomas: Wheesh!
• Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
• Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
• Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
• Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
• Freight Cars: No, no, no!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
• Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
• Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
• Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
• Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
• Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
• Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
• Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
• Thomas: I must stop!
• Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
• Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
• Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
• Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
• (Trouble For Thomas ends)
• Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cars can be dangerous and we mean it.
• Ash: You're right.
• Kevin: You'd be leaving, huh?
• The Conductors: Yep.
• (The Conductors sign off)
• Ash: We'll surf together as a team.
• Kevin, Zak and Rex: You said it!
• (They grab their surfboards and race to the waves, and as we go into a surf montage, Surfing USA plays)
• Alvin and The Chipmunks: If everybody had an ocean Across the U. S. A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U. S. A. You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar Ventura County line Santa Cruz and Trestle Australia's Narrabeen All over Manhattan And down Doheny Way Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S.A. We'll all be planning that route We're gonna take real soon We're waxing down our surfboards We can't wait for June We'll all be gone for the summer We're on surfari to stay Tell the teacher we're surfin' Surfin' U. S. A. Haggerties and Swamies Pacific Palisades San Onofre and Sunset Redondo Beach L. A. All over La Jolla At Wa'imea Bay. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A.
• (Surfing USA ends as Ash, Kevin, Zak and Rex finish and high five each other)
• (We transit to Mitchie, as she takes her friends to the backyard)
• Mitchie: Ah, the beautiful meadows.
• Amethyst: There's nothing more than all scents.
• (Maggie and her family appear)
• Maggie and her family: Greetings, fellow females.
• Maisie: I knew you'd come.
• Hannah: Have you shown us the hives?
• Maggie: Sure. They're right here.
• (Mitchie and her friends look at the hives and see lots of bees inside)
• Mitchie: Wow!
• Amethyst: Perfectly interesting.
• Pupert: Bees can cause harm to people and sting them on their noses easily.
• Aldrin: Wear these beekeeper suits for protection.
• (Mitchie and her friends slip on their beekeeper suits)
• Maisie: Yes!
• Hannah: Let's get started!
• (At Studio G, Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini see the bees on the screen and freak out)
• Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
• (The screams wake Courage and Sleepy up in an instant)
• Courage: What was that?!
• Sleepy: Probably some loud screams, that's all.
• Shaggy: Like, what's wrong with you girls?
• (He turns around and gaps to see all bees on screen)
• Shaggy: Zoinks!
• Jeff: Holy man!
• Uncle: Aiya!
• Misty: It's the scariest bees we have ever seen!
• Mel: They're very disgusting!
• Lily: And gross, too!
• Brianna: And they even want our noses to be stung red!
• Panini: Somebody get rid of them right now!
• Jessica: Did you say get rid of the bees?!
• Allie: But that's impossible!
• Jade: We know that bugs and humans are friends together.
• Buena Girl: And besides, it's not an easy idea for a cowardly girl to be fearing of.
• (Lexi pushes Jade and Buena Girl out of the way)
• Lexi: (angrily) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
• (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl loudly, as Scooby, Sylvester and Tigger watch with humiliation)
• Scooby: Ruh roh.
• Sylvester: (face palming) Here we go again.
• Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
• Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
• Mel: We don't like bugs!
• Lily: And we have to mean it!
• Brianna and Panini: (in agreement) Yeah!
• Lan: Aw, great! Not this again!
• Dex: Oh boy!
• (Back with Mitchie and her friends, they have changed to their bee costumes)
• Mitchie: Look at our black pantyhose and black flats.
• Amethyst: They match our hairstyles.
• Maisie: And we've got antennas on, too.
• Hannah: How much time have we got, Frieda?
• Bella: Ooh.
• Frieda: You have 100 seconds to assemble the honeycomb and fill it with nectar and pollen.
• Chauncey: Get ready!
• Mitchie: Shall we speed ourselves up?
• Amethyst, Maisie and Hannah: You got it!
• (They speed their feet up to 3600 and activate the blur effect)
• Mitchie and friends: Gentlemen, start your engines!
• (They begin to build a honeycomb in time lapse, while the Green Hornet theme song plays)
• (After assembling the comb, they go to different flowers and pick the nectar and pollen up)
• (They then buzz back to the comb and fill it one by one)
• (The Green Hornet theme ends as Mitchie and her friends finish at last)
• Mitchie: There, all built.
• Amethyst: And all filled in, too.
• (The Conductors sign in)
• Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, girls!
• Maisie: Ah, thank you, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
• Mr. Conductor 2: It's important to assemble the honeycomb at a record time.
• Hannah: Oh, we love that!
• Mr. Conductor 1: In fact, Edward's been lucky to rescue James from danger. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 1's whistle is heard on the radio and Old Iron starts)
• Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
• James: Late again!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again. After James had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
• James: Edward is impossible!
• Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
• James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indigment.
• Percy: Old iron!? Slow!?
• Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
• James: Really!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
• James: I should like to see him do it.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
• Signalman: All traffic halted!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
• Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
• Fireman: Whew.
• Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
• (Phone rings)
• Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
• Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
• Fireman: What for?
• Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
• Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
• Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
• Inspector: Good man, jump in.
• Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
• James: What a lark! What a lark!
• Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
• James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
• Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
• Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
• Inspector: Got him!
• Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
• Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
• James: I'm sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
• James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
• Edward: That's all right.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
• Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
• Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
• Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
• (Old Iron ends)
• Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward had saved James' life.
• Mitchie: Thank you for hearing that.
• Amethyst: You'd be leaving, huh?
• The Conductors: Yep.
• (The Conductors sign off)
• (We transit to Brock, as he guides Scott, Terry and Virgil to the Lost & Found Music Studios)
• Brock: Here we are.
• Scott: I'll show Janet how I can handle things nicely.
• Terry: Sure she is.
• Virgil: Look, it's Roxanne and The Pussycats!
• (Roxanne and The Pussycats arrive)
• Roxanne and The Pussycats: Hello there, Brocky-Boy!
• Brock: (heart eyed) Why hello there, ladies!
• Scott: What have you got here for today?
• Roxanne: A concert for a Spice Girls hit.
• Josie: Would you mind join us?
• Brock: Oh, yes, I will!
• Melody: (giggling) That's good.
• Valerie: Come on.
• (Back at Studio G, Zuzu could see Brock with Roxanne and The Pussycats)
• Zuzu: That darn Brock! He's been trying to love Roxanne and The Pussycats ever since!
• Kaiba: Patience, Zuzu. What you need is tranquility.
• Zuzu: What do you mean tranquility?!
• Fox: Gee, she's just as scary as Lexi Bunny.
• Falco: You're right.
• (Just then, Julie appears with Ann Gora)
• Lola: Look! My mom's on the screen!
• Timothy: Whoa.
• Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for Cartoon Eyewitness News.
• Ann: And Ann Gora from Kats Eye News.
• Julie: We are here live at the Lost & Found Music Studios.
• Ann: Where many singers are aspiring to perform every song.
• Paolo: I knew those two are reporters.
• Tooty: Me too!
• Penn: It sure is nice to deal with.
• Boone: You betcha.
• Julie: And now, let's give it all a hand to our faithful Muppet host: Kermit the Frog!
• Ann: And our catholic Rock Kids TV host: Jasper J. Rock!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Kermit and Jasper arrive on stage)
• Kermit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the annual Lost & Found talent show.
• Jasper: We, by God's advice, will know how proud you've become.
• Scott: Personally, I prefer the professor.
• Terry: Or my mentor Bruce.
• Virgil: And Sis and Pops, too.
• Kermit: Let's hear it for Spice Girls' Say You'll Be There!
• Jasper: Covered by Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats.
• (Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
• Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats: I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
• (Say You'll Be There ends)
• Brock: We've made it!
• Roxanne: Awesome!
• Josie: Our families will hear how well we've performed.
• Melody: Interesting.
• Valerie: Look, here comes Erika the Celadon Gym Leader.
• Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, where have you disappeared to?
• Brock: Ah, Erika. I haven't seen you since 1998.
• Erika: That's good, Brock, and I have a feeling that you've sung it perfectly.
• Brock: Thanks a lot.
• (The Conductors sign in on the radios)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Well done, Brock!
• Brock: Why yes, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
• Scott: He did a good job.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And we're pleased to see the concert a success.
• Roxanne: Of course.
• Josie: Did you know about Rheneas?
• Mr. Conductor 3: Surely, Josie. He got into a really fast ride of his life. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 3's whistle is heard on the radio and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
• Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
• Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
• Rheneas: An important job!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
• Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
• Rheneas: Yes, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
• Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
• Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
• Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
• Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
• Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
• Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
• Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
• Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
• Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
• Children: (gasp)
• Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
• Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
• Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
• Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
• Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
• Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
• Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
• Rusty: Be careful!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
• Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
• Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
• Teacher: Phew!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
• Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
• Children: It was the best school trip ever!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
• Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
• (Children cheer)
• (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
• Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas got into a fast ride.
• Terry: I like it, especially the William Tell Overture part.
• Virgil: You'd be leaving, huh?
• The Conductors: Yep.
• (The Conductors sign off)
• (Back at Studio G, we find the gang relieved that Ash and the other contestants have completed)
• Jackie: That's so amazing.
• Uncle: Uncle is glad Ash has made a surfing success!
• Ruff: Now, it's time for our Half-Time quiz!
• Raimundo: Yes!
• Clay: Woo-Hoo!
• Ruff: Quiz number 1: How many surfers are included in a challenge.
• Mary: I think there are four!
• Ruff: Correct! Quiz number 2: Who built the honeycomb in which effect.
• Rev: Time Lapse.
• Ruff: Right you are! Final quiz: Who sang this Spice Girls Song?
• Randy: Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats!
• Ruff: Bingo! You've all got 1000 points!
• Mary, Rev and Randy: Yes!
• Misty: (tearfully) Aw, we thought we wanted to participate.
• Togepi: (confused) Toge?
• Mel: (tearfully) Master Lexi is right about getting scared.
• Lily: (also in tears) We also have a dislike in carrots and peppers.
• Brianna and Panini: (both in tears) Yeah.
• All: (in unison) It's just not the same!
• (They all start to cry loudly)
• Grumpy: Hey! Shut your mouths up, you big bullies!
• Kendall: (intimidating Grumpy) Shut up yourself, Grumpy! And please, don't call them bullies!
• Grumpy: (meekly) Maybe not.
• Bumpty: Man, what about the last three challenges?
• Raphael: Mr. Ruffman, where will Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter go to?
• Ruff: Don't worry, they're at the racecourse. Just watch.
• (We soon go to Rikochet, as he, Buster, Alex and Peter arrive at the racecourse)
• Rikochet: Wow!
• Buster: Look at all those cars!
• (Dotty and The Teen Angels arrive)
• Dotty and The Teen Angels: Hi, Alex and Peter.
• Alex: Hey there, Dotty, hey there, Teen Angels.
• Peter: What are you girls doing?
• Dotty: We've wanted a race in a Quadruple Dash way.
• Brenda: Any volunteers?
• Tibor: We do.
• Everyone: Huh?
• (They turn around to see Tibor The Terrible, Montana Max, Imhotep and Van Pelt)
• Rikochet: Our beloved foes.
• Buster: You want to race with us, huh?
• Alex: We have nothing but a proper excuse for all of you.
• Peter: So are you ready to beat us or not?
• Tibor: We accept.
• Max: Good thing we've been full of spirits.
• Imhotep: I'll show Colin Weasler how I can straighten things out.
• Van Pelt: Good.
• (Soon, the race begins as Announcer Bunny appears with a traffic light)
• Announcer Bunny: On your marks, get set...
• (The lights soon go green in an instant)
• Announcer Bunny: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• (As the racers speed away in a big montage, we hear Smash Mouth singing Hot)
• Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
• (Hot ends)
• Rikochet: Yes! We've won!
• Buster: Boo-Ya!
• Alex: What a team!
• Peter: Better luck next time!
• Tibor: What?!
• Max: Impossible!
• Imhotep: I'll chew that Colin out!
• Van Pelt: Ugh!
• (The Conductors sign in on the radios)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Well done, boys!
• Rikochet: Ah, thanks a lot, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
• Buster: We've been racing hard, but we've done it.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Of course, Buster, it's true.
• Alex: My mom and dad will soon hear about this.
• Peter: Do you know about Bill?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Peter. He got jealous of Ben's new buffers. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
• Mavis: Yes sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
• Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
• Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
• Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
• Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
• Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
• Ben: No I'm not!
• Bill: Yes you are!
• Ben: No I'm not!
• Bill: Yes you are!
• Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
• Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
• Bill: Ooh!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Bill: (sneezes)
• Mavis: Be careful.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
• Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
• Bill: I want new buffers too!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
• Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
• Bill: It's not fair!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
• Mavis: Bill!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
• Bill: Oops, sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
• Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
• Bill: I might not have new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
• Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
• Mavis: No!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
• Bill: Bust my buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
• Ben: I think you have.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
• Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
• Bill: Yes Sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
• Bill: They are nice buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
• Ben: Thanks.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
• Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
• Bill: That's all right.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Bill: I was naughty too.
• Ben: Of course you are.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
• Ben: We're twins.
• (Buffer Bother ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: