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Brermeerkat's Movie Spoof of The Big Friendly Giant

Plot Summary

One night when young orphan Vanellope Von Schweetz cannot sleep during the 'witching hour', she looks out of the window of her dormitory and sees a cloaked human blowing something into a bedroom window down the street. The human sees her, and although she tries to hide in her bed, he reaches through the window and carries her away to his home.

Fortunately for Vanellope Von Schweetz, she has been abducted by the world's only good human, the Big Friendly Human (or Jack Frost). Operating in the strictest secrecy, the Jack Frost catches dreams (which manifest themselves in Dream Country as floating semi-fluid sparkler-like objects) and at night, he blows his bottled dreams into the bedrooms of children. The other, larger giants are vicious, cannibalistic monsters; they go out into the world to steal and eat humans, mostly children, since there is little else for them to eat where they live. Because the Jack Frost refuses to eat people, he must survive on a revolting vegetable known as a snozzcumber, and thus the other giants regard him with contempt. Vanellope Von Scweetz and the Jack Frost form a quick bond, and the Jack Frost develops a paternal sentiment for her. However, Vanellope Von Schweetz's life is put in danger by the sudden arrival of the Cyclops Giant, one of the fearsome, flesh-eating giants who live in the wastes outside the Jack Frost's house. The giant demands to know who the Jack Frost is talking to, but the Jack Frost lies telling him he is talking to himself. Cyclops assumes the Jack Frost is talking to a human and begins searching for Vanellope Von Schweetz to devour her.

Vanellope Von Schweetz hides in the snozzcumber, unknown to the Jack Frost, and the Jack Frost offers the snozzcumber to the Cyclops, hoping that its foul taste will send the giant hollering out of the cottage and leave him in peace. Cyclops crunches up the snozzcumber, but luckily spits Vanellope Von Schweetz out. In a rage, the beast destroys the cave and storms out. The Jack Frost helps Vanellope Von Schweetz recover, makes her a new dress and treats her to a strange, but delicious fizzy drink called frobscottle, which causes the drinker to break into loud flatulence instead of burping: this is known as a Whizzpopper, which cause the drinker of the frobscottle to fly. After this the Jack Frost takes Vanellope Von Scweetz to Dream Country to catch more dreams, but is tormented by the other giants along the way, notably their leader, the Fleshlumpeater, the largest and most fearsome giant of all. After escaping them and arriving in Dream Country, the BFG demonstrates his dream-catching skills to Sophie, but is unlucky enough to catch a Trogglehumper, which is essentially a nightmare.

Back at the Jack Frost's cave, he shows Vanellope Von Schweetz the huge storeroom where he keeps all the dreams he has captured over the years. He even takes Vanellope Von Schweetz with him to watch him on his dream-blowing duties, but this is cut short when they spot Genie Jafar about to feast upon one of the children that the Jack Frost had blown a dream to. Vanellope Von Schweetz cries out, attracting the Fleshlumpeater's attention and forcing the Jack Frost to flee.

Vanellope Von Schweetz persuades the Jack Frost that something must be done to defeat the evil giants, even if it means getting the word out. At first, the Jack Frost is reluctant to do so, since he views all adult humans as bad people, but Vanellope Von Schweetz manages to convince him otherwise. Together, they develop a plan to get Merida of the United Kingdom to help them. Using dreams from his collection, the Jack Frost mixes up a terrible nightmare which will show Merida what the giants do. They set off for Buckingham Palace and blow the dream into Merida's bedroom. The BFG then leaves Sophie on the Queen's windowsill and retreats into the palace gardens.

When the Queen awakens, Sophie convinces her that all of her dream was true. Because the dream included the knowledge that Sophie would be there when she woke up, the Queen believes her, and she speaks with the BFG. After considerable effort by the palace staff, the BFG is given a lavish breakfast and the Queen summons the Head of the Army and the Marshall of the Air Force to begin work on neutralizing the evil giants.

Eventually a huge fleet of RAF Chinook helicopters follows the BFG to the giants' homeland. While the child-eating giants are asleep, the Army ties them up, planning to hang them under several helicopters each, and transport them to London, where a special large pit has been constructed from which they will not be able to escape. However the giants are disturbed and begin to wake up, causing chaos and several soldiers to be injured. Eventually the giants attempt to free themselves from the chains that bind them, resulting in them being knocked out, and peace is momentarily restored. The only one who escapes being trapped is the Fleshlumpeater, who immediately goes after the BFG, who decides to face the Fleshlumpeater despite knowing he will stand no chance against him. Infuriated at being betrayed, the Fleshlumpeater is about to kill the BFG when Sophie screams out. Hearing this, the Fleshlumpeater drops the BFG and prepares to eat Sophie alive, but after a long struggle he is finally subdued with the nightmare-inducing Trogglehumper BFG caught earlier, and is carried with the rest. The BFG mentions that the Trogglehumper was a dream about a legendary giant slayer named Jack.

As a punishment for their lifetimes of people-eating, the giants are placed in the pit and forced to eat Snozzcumbers for the rest of their lives, fed to them by the awful Mrs Clonkers who ran the orphanage Sophie lived in, resulting in its closure. Afterwards, Merida offers Vanellope Von Schweetz a place to stay in her palace along with all the other girls in the orphanage. Contrary to the book's ending, the Jack Frost stays in Human Country instead of moving to England. Vanellope Von Schweetz cannot bear to part from him, and so decides to remain with him thereafter. Together they fly back to Human Country where dreams are waiting for them.

Cast

  • BFG - Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
  • Sophie - Vanellope Von Scweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)
  • Queen Elizabeth II - Merida (Brave)
  • The Bloodbottler - Cyclops (Hercules)
  • The Fleshlumpeater - Genie Jafar (Aladdin)

Scenes

  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 1 -
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 2 - Magic Trumpet
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 3 - An Honorable Human
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 3 - Wiz Poppers
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 5 - Collecting Dreams
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 6 - Dream Cave
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 7 - Dream for a Merida
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 8 - Capturing the Monsters
  • The Big Friendly Jack Frost Part 9 - Jack, the Giant Killer

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