The Big House is a Cartoon All-Stars Spoof to the Muppets Most Wanted song of the same name. It is sung by Lexi Bunny, with Roger M. Klotz doing the Josh Groban part.


  • After getting expelled from the Cartoon University by Chief Sandra Pulse for soaking Molly Baker's outfit and calling her ugly in the process, a guilty Ash heads his way home, but finds himself in a big house, home to all female officers. Lexi Bunny and her mean friends are there, and Lexi sings The Big House to show her attitudes to Ash. After the song ends, Ash begins to remember his memory of him soaking Molly's worn outfit and falls to the floor in tears.


  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Serena Tsukino (Terri Hawkes)
  3. Molly Baker (Mary Long)
  4. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
  5. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  6. Chief Sandra Pulse (Laura Bailey)
  7. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  8. Fiona Von Steig (Kate Micucci)
  9. Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  10. Mel Syzlak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  11. Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)
  12. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  13. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  14. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  15. Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)
  16. Pacifica Northwest (Jackie Buscarino)
  17. Lorelei Brooks (Kelly Sheridan)
  18. Jordan Hanson (Bryn McAuley)
  19. Winnie The Pooh as the Music Video's announcer (Jim Cummings)


  • Lexi and her friends are in police uniforms, but with slight differences: Lexi wears trousers and her human friends wear miniskirts and black pantyhose.


  • (We open this music video with Pooh announcing it)
  • Pooh: And now, it's time for Muppet Songs with the Cartoon All-Stars, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Muppet Song. We find Serena, as she, Sam, and Eddy are ready for French class, when Molly arrives with a beautiful outfit.
  • Molly: Hi, Serena.
  • Serena: Hi, Molly. Nice outfit.
  • Sam: You look pretty today.
  • Eddy: And classy, too.
  • Molly: Thank you.
  • Ash: SURPRISE!!!
  • (He drops a pile of slime on Molly, as Serena, Sam and Eddy gasp)
  • Molly: My outfit!
  • Ash: (singing naughtily) You're an ugly student, you're an ugly student!
  • (He laughs loudly at Molly, who soon erupts into tears and runs out of the Cartoon University)
  • Serena, Sam and Eddy: No! Molly!
  • Ash: (continues laughing) What a surprise! I knew I'd call Molly an ugly student!
  • (Chief Pulse grabs him by his back and places him aside)
  • Chief Pulse: (sternly) You're responsible for this, youngster!
  • Ash: (nervously) No way! I didn't do it! It's because I have to slime Molly and call her ugly, that's all!
  • Chief Pulse: Ash, I am sick of your stupid excuses! You are officially expelled from the Cartoon University!
  • (Ash is left in a state of shock)
  • (We transit to him, as he heads back to his house)
  • Ash: Oh, dear! Why do they have to make me expelled?! It's not the same!
  • (But he passes a sign that says: Danger, You Are Going On The Wrong Direction)
  • (Soon, he finds himself in a big house)
  • Ash: Where am I?
  • Lexi: The Mean Girl Club.
  • Ash: A Mean Girl Club?
  • Fiona: The Mean Girl Club, the big house.
  • Rogue: (in Spanish) La casa grande.
  • Both of them with Mel and the rest: The Big House!
  • Lexi: Hit it, ladies!
  • (She sings The Big House)
  • Lexi: (singing) This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele Excellence in service since 1932 Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot So please enjoy your stay Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal What the cook does to the food is criminal Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool May I recommend you try our famous gruel In the Big House You’ll never be alone Life ain’t bad in the Big House No, froggy, no Check out after ten Or eleven years Make yourself at home Accommodation is far superior Than anything else you will find in Siberia Let me know if there’s anything you need Everything is free, money back guaranteed.
  • Roger: In the Big House, you will not survive When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
  • Lexi: It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away For your security I’ll keep the only key Now please enjoy your stay.
  • (The Big House ends)

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