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Cast:

  • Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
  • Gene (Wreck-It Ralph) as Blind Lemon Lincoln
  • Goddard (Jimmy Neutron) as Poodle
  • Fozzie Bear (Muppets) as Oscar the Polish Caterer

Lyrics

Narrator: And now it's time for The Blues with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings the blues.

Sheen: (Spoken) Hey, everybody! I'm gonna lay down some blues. (Sung) All sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. I said, all sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. Mm-mm. My dad bought me ice cream, oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day! Mm hm. I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. That's right, right on my face. I said, I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. Got some on the table, oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place.

Gene: (Spoken) Hey man, whatcho doin'?

Sheen: (Spoken) I'm singin' the blues!

Gene: Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad.

Sheen: But I don't feel sad.

Gene: Man, then you got no business singin' the blues. Here, lemme help you out. Take this (hands Sheen ice cream).

Sheen: Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!

Gene: Now gimmie back that ice cream. (eats ice cream)

Sheen: (Sung) You took my ice cream. You took it from me. You took my ice cream. You took it away from me.

Gene: (Spoken) Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it. Now listen up. (harmonica solo)

Sheen: (Sung) But I'm still not sad. I'll just have a ... cookie!

Gene: (Spoken) No, no, no, man! You almost had it. C'mon, like this. (Sung) You took away my ice cream! You took it away from me. My sweet creamy ice cream, I don't care 'bout no cookie. (Spoken) Now try it again.

Sheen: (Sung) My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.

Gene: (Spoken) That's right. Mm hm. Feel it.

Sheen: (Sung) My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.

Gene:(Spoken) Aw, sweet man, sweet.

Sheen: (Sung) But that don't bother me none! I got me my freshly baked... strudel!

Gene: (Spoken) Wha? Strudel? Man, you can't say strudel in the blues! That don't even rhyme.

Sheen: (Spoken) Well, what about... Goddard! 'Cause I got a dog.

Goddard: Arf!

Gene: Oh, no. Don't tell me you're gonna eat that robot dog.

Sheen: No, I'm just gonna pet him! Pettin' robot dogs makes me happy.

Goddard: Arf arf!

Gene: Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues. (Exits)

Fozzie Bear: 'Allo! Would you like to polka?

Sheen: Sure! (Sung) Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel. Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel. But I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just here with Goddard.

Goddard: Arf!

Sheen: That's right! Oh yeah! I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just me and my dog.

Goddard: Arf arf!

Narrator: This has been The Blues with Sheen, tune in next time to- oh, never mind. Sheen's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon.

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