- Radio as Peppers
- Kirby as Frank
- Tiff, Kirby (Nintendo), Tuff, King Dedede, Meta Knight (from Kirby), Olie, Zowie, Billy, Pappy, Wheelie (from Rolie Polie Olie), Toaster, Blanky as The Kids and Adults
- Lampy as Beanie
- Radio: You should pull that out.
- Kirby: Wait, pull what out?
- Radio: The dart. You gotta fucking dart in the pale.
- Kirby: (laughs) You, you're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're tried. (Kirby crashed by yourself your table) Oww!
- All: (singing) Happy birthday, to you!
- Kirby: Noooooooooo!
- All: Happy birthday, dear Meta Knight!
- Kirby: What, noooooo!
- Billy: (yelling)
- Kirby: (growling)
- Tiff: (screams, will Kirby fall into the water)
- Kirby: I know you shouldn't just drive in!
- Toaster: Come on, come on, it's pull!
- Blanky: KIRBY!!
- Kirby: Oh, this is great fun. Let's see about a record thing, okay?
- Toaster: Kirby, inflate your bag!
- Kirby: Help me, help me howdy!
- Blanky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Tiff: Oh no! What's going on in here?