The CartoonTales In The House Theme Song is a YTV All-Stars spoof to the VeggieTales In The House theme song. The full length version is sung by the Kidz Bop Kids, and it centers on Ash Ketchum as Bob The Tomato, Raimundo Pedrosa as Larry The Cucumber, Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Junior Asparagus, Sakura Avalon as Petunia Rhubarb, Susie Feeble as Laura Carrot, Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff as The Gourd Brothers, Lexi Bunny as Madame Blueberry, Bumpty The Penguin and Raphael The Raven as Jean Claude and Philippe Pea, Granny (from the Looney Tunes Franchise) as Granny Asparagus, Richard "Rick" O'Connell as Mike Asparagus, Shaggy Rogers as Archibald Asparagus, Donkey Kong as Mr. Ichabezzer, and Turbo The Snail as Mr. Lunt.
- Kidz Bop Kids: There is a wondrous place not far away It's a land inside a big old house where characters work and play Meet Ash and Raimundo and their character friends They're all here inside this world that seems to never end! They're unforgettable, they are incredible! We've got CartoonTales to tell because we're cartoons! (Whoo!) CartoonTales! (Elephant!) CartoonTales! (Penguin!) CartoonTales! (Gotta be!) In the house... CartoonTales in the House! Well Ash is fairly practical and follows the rules And there's lovable 'ol Raimundo always singing some new tune Here's Sweet Sakura she can get things done And the kids Alex and Susie keep the here having fun They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got CartoonTales to tell because we're CartoonTales Whoa! CartoonTales! Asparagus! CartoonTales!Watercress! CartoonTales! At this address In the house! CartoonTales in the house There's Ozzy and there's Drix, cellss through and through And the Lexi she's a bunny and she loves to sing the blues She'll make you mind your manners and your Q's and P's And speaking of the pod there's Bumpty and Raphael They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got CartoonTales to tell because we're characters Whoa CartoonTales! Squash and Peas! CartoonTales! Zucchinis! CartoonTales! Trying to squeeze! In the house CartoonTales in the house They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got CartoonTales to tell because we're characters Whoa! CartoonTales! Broccoli! VeggieTales! Celery! VeggieTales! Gotta be! In the house VeggieTales in the house Granny is old fashioned, Captain Rick is smart The Mayor is a bureaucrat and likes to sound in charge Donkey Kong's grumpy if you're playing on his street And we're all left to wonder just how Turbo the Snail can see They're unforgettable, they are incredible We've got CartoonTales to tell because we're characters Whoa! CartoonTales! Carrot tops! CartoonTales! This has to stop! CartoonTales! Down the block! In the house CartoonTales in the house!