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The Cat In The Hat's Talent Show is a Dr. Seuss Home Video and a Kids For Character Home Video made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • The cast from the first release, along with all of the Kids' WB characters, join The Cat In The Hat, Terrence McBird, The Grinch, Max The Dog, Fox In Socks, Mr. Knox, Horton The Elephant, Morton The Elephant Bird, Yertle The Turtle and Jane and Junior Kangaroo, as they put on a spectacular talent show.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From The Puzzle Place

  1. Julie Woo (Alice Dinnean-Vernon)
  2. Kiki Flores (Carmen Osbahr)
  3. Ben Olafson (Jim Martin)
  4. Leon MacNeal (Noel MacNeal)
  5. Skye Nakaiye (Matt Vogel)
  6. Jody Silver (Alison Monk)

From Barney and Friends

  1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  2. Baby Bop (Jennifer Kendall)
  3. BJ (Kyle Nelson)
  4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

From The Magic School Bus

  1. Valerie Felicity Frizzle (Lily Tomlin)
  2. Arnold Perlstein (Danny Tamberelli)
  3. Carlos Ramon (Daniel DeSanto)
  4. Dorothy Ann (Tara Meyer)
  5. Keesha Franklin (Erica Luttrell)
  6. Phoebe Therese (Maia Filar)
  7. Ralphie Tennelli (Stuart Stone)
  8. Tim Parker (Max Beckford)
  9. Wanda Li (Lisa Yamanaka)

From Lamb Chop's Play Along

  1. Lamb Chop (Shari Lewis)

From Gullah Gullah Island

  1. Binyah Binyah Polliwog (Justin Campbell)

From Babar

  1. King Babar (Dan Lett)
  2. Queen Celeste (Janet-Laine Green)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From I Was A Teenage It Girl

  1. Ramona Sparks (Tara Strong)
  2. Rosie Fitzgerald (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
  3. Rachael Burns (Kari Wahlgren)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries

  1. Sylvester (Joe Alaskey)
  2. Tweety (Joe Alaskey)
  3. Hector (Frank Welker)
  4. Granny (June Foray)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Tetris Attack

  1. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
  2. Lakitu (Tom Kenny)
  3. Bumpty (Brianne Siddall)
  4. Poochy (Frank Welker)
  5. Flying Wiggler (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Prince Froggy (Rodger Bumpass)
  7. Gargantua Blargg (Danny Cooksey)
  8. Lunge Fish (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Raphael The Raven (Phil LaMarr)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Megaman NT Warriors

  1. Lan Hikari (Alex Doduk)
  2. Dex Ogreon (Scott McNeil)
  3. Maylu Sakurai (Brittney Wilson)
  4. Yai Ayano (Jocelyne Loewen)
  5. Eugene Chaud (Scott Perrie)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From The Dork Diaries

  1. Nikki Maxwell (Kelly Sheridan)
  2. Ruby Maxwell (Candi Milo)
  3. Brianna Maxwell (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Elizabeth Maxwell (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  5. Albert Mazwell (Artt Butler)

From Marilyn

  1. Marilyn Shine (Tara Strong)
  2. Madelyn Glaze (Eden Sher)
  3. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Emma Bore (Tress MacNeille)
  5. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Tuesday Van Dour (Maria Bamford)

From Men In Black: The Series

  1. Agent Jay (Keith Diamond)
  2. Agent Kay (Gregg Berger)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From Ozzy and Drix

  1. Ozzy Jones (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Drix Koldriliff (Jeff Bennett)

From Tom and Jerry Tales

  1. Tom Cat (Don Brown)
  2. Jerry Mouse (Samuel Vincent)

From The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest

  1. Jonny Quest (J.D. Roth)
  2. Hadji Singh (Rob Paulsen)
  3. Jessie Banner (Jennifer Hale)

From Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

  1. Captain Charles "Chuck" Simian (Jerry Doyle)
  2. Gor-illa (James L. Avery, Sr.)
  3. Shao Lin (Karen Maruyama)
  4. Spydor (Dom Irrera)
  5. Dr. Splitz (Maurice LaMarche)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss

  1. The Cat In The Hat (Martin P. Robinson)
  2. Terrence McBird (Anthony Asbury)
  3. The Grinch (Anthony Asbury)
  4. Max The Dog (Stephanie D'Abruzzo)
  5. Fox In Socks (Tim Lagasse)
  6. Mr. Knox (John Kennedy)
  7. Horton The Elephant (John Kennedy)
  8. Morton The Elephant (Leslie Carrara-Rudolph)
  9. Yertle The Turtle (Anthony Asbury)
  10. Jane Kangaroo (Stephanie D'Abruzzo)
  11. Junior Kangaroo (Tim Lagasse)

Thomas Stories (focusing on Duck and Diesel)

  1. Duck Takes Charge
  2. Pop Goes The Diesel
  3. Diesel's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Duck

Songs In The Seussville Talent Show hosted by Sally and Nick

  1. To Be A Master (sung by Ash Ketchum and Mary)
  2. Backstreet's Back (sung by Rikochet and The Flea)
  3. Breakaway (sung by Mel Blake)
  4. I'm Your Baby Tonight (sung by Susie Feeble)
  5. Riding Dirty (sung by Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley)
  6. Uptown Girl (sung by Scott Summers)
  7. Mr. Roboto (sung by Jonny Quest)
  8. Paparazzi (sung by Ramona Sparks)
  9. Wind It Up (sung by Kimiko Tohomiko)
  10. Game Over (sung by Lexi and Babs Bunny)
  11. Velvet (sung by Tristan Taylor)
  12. Hardware Store (sung by Alexander "Alex" O'Connell)

Trivia

  • This is the first ever Dr. Seuss Home Video.
  • Kimiko wears her Wu Got The Power outfit.
  • The cast of The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss debut.
  • New Songs: I'm Your Baby Tonight, Mr. Roboto, Paparazzi and Hardware Store.
  • Nikki mentions her total crush Brandon.

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the 2008 Jim Henson Television logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 1994-1997 Hanna Barbera All-Stars Action logo)
  • (The 2007 HiT Entertainment logo is the third to appear)
  • (We afterwards open with the Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss theme song)
  • The Cat in the Hat: Hello! Come on along, get up and let's shout hooray, now!
  • Little Cats: Hooray, here we go!
  • Sarah: We're gonna have a wubbulous kind of day now!
  • Grandma Small: Come on, Sarah!
  • Sarah: OK.
  • The Cat in the Hat: Just grab a hat and spin around.
  • Horton/Morton: You'll be ten feet off the ground.
  • Horton: Great!
  • Fox/Mr. Knox: Come on along we're waiting for you.
  • Sam-I-Am/Pam-I-Am: Come on!
  • The Cat in the Hat and Terrence McBird: This is the song to welcome you to The Wubbulous World...
  • All: Of Dr. Seuss! (laughing)
  • Terrence McBird: Oh yeah!
  • (We then see Julie and the others at the Cat In The Hat's home)
  • Julie: We're here. This is The Cat In The Hat's house.
  • Barney: It's where I'm meeting up with my old friend.
  • Ash: Everything will be so bizarre.
  • Mary: And we mean it.
  • Omi: Always remember your talents.
  • Kimiko: Surely.
  • Amy: My sis only wears tan colored tights and no shoes.
  • Mel: Of course.
  • Rosie: Your pink and black striped stockings look cute under your miniskirt.
  • Rachael: Why thank you.
  • Scooby: The Rat In The Hat will visit us right now.
  • Shaggy: And, like, his best friends too.
  • (The Cat In The Hat and the others arrive)
  • The Cat In The Cat and the others: Hi, everyone!
  • Rikochet: It's The Cat In The Hat and his friends.
  • Flea: The Flea is so glad to see you.
  • Alex: We were about to start a talent show.
  • Peter: You know about friendships, right?
  • Cat In The Hat: Yes we do. We're all friendly.
  • Terrence: It's time for us to put on a show.
  • Jade: Yes!
  • Buena Girl: Everything will be so Buena!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And so do us.
  • Virgil: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Richie: We're glad to see you.
  • Susie: It's been many years since you're participating.
  • Emma: Can you join us?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Emma. Gonger of the Furchester Hotel will help us with the Diesel trilogy.
  • Scott: All right!
  • Logan: We accept.
  • Jonny: Everything will be sensational.
  • Hadji: Do you remember Duck the Great Western Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Hadji. He came to visit Percy. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Duck Takes Charge starts)
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
  • Gordon: What?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Gordon: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
  • James: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went off to get some coaches.
  • Percy: That stupid old signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some coaches to the station.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
  • Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
  • Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The new engine arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
  • Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
  • James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Henry, Gordon, James: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice.
  • Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes they do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Percy.
  • Duck: Right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispered something.
  • Duck: We'll do it later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Stop that noise!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Gordon: They won't let us in!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!
  • (Duck Takes Charge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So you see, Duck came here to visit Percy.
  • Chuck: That's true.
  • Gor: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Horton: Who wants a talent show to start?
  • Morton: Anyone?
  • Ash: We'll start with us first.
  • Mary: Leave it to us.
  • The Cat In The Hat and Terrence: Bingo!
  • (The talent show soon begins as Sally and Nick step into the stage)
  • Sally: Welcome to the Seussville Talent Show.
  • Nick: We're so pleased to have all the songs set.
  • Evy: We're rooting for Alex.
  • Rick: Yes, honey.
  • Sally: Let's start with To Be A Master.
  • Nick: It is our first song performed by Ash and Mary.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Ash and Mary sing To Be A Master)
  • Ash and Mary: Go! Go! Whoo! So you want to be a Pokémon Master? I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon). 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon... Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
  • (To Be A Master ends)
  • Ash: We made it!
  • Mary: Oh yeah!
  • Nikki: Ash, here's a nice kiss for you.
  • (Nikki blows a kiss on Ash)
  • Ash: (blushing sightly) Thank you, Nikki.
  • Sally: Our second song is Backstreet Boys' Backstreet's Back.
  • Nick: Sung by Rikochet and The Flea!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Rikochet and Flea sing Backstreet's Back)
  • Rikochet and Flea: Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, we're back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be music, we'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Backstreet's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Backstreet's back, alright.
  • (Backstreet's Back ends)
  • Rikochet: We made it!
  • Flea: The Flea is so happy indeed.
  • (Star taps Rikochet on the shoulder)
  • Rikochet: Huh?
  • Star: Rikochet, have a nice kiss.
  • (Star kisses Rikochet on his cheek)
  • Rikochet: (blushing) That's my Star.
  • Sally: Our third song is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Nick: Sung by Mel Blake.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel sings Breakaway while playing with her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I'm number one!
  • Jericho: (when he arrives) Hey, Mel.
  • Mel: Long time no see, Jericho.
  • Jericho: I heard that your mom and dad will be proud of you.
  • Mel: My sisters too.
  • Sally: Our fourth song is Whitney Houston's I'm Your Baby Tonight.
  • Nick: Sung by Susie Feeble.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Susie sings I'm Your Baby Tonight)
  • Susie: From the moment I saw you I went outta my mind Through I never believed in love at first sight But you got a magic that I just can't explain Well you got a, you got a way that you make me feel I can do, I can do anything for you baby I'll be down for you baby Lay all my cards out tonight Just call on me baby I'll be there in a hurry It's your move, so baby baby decide Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight From the second you touched me I was ready to die I've never been fatal, you're my first time I feel like an angel, who just started to fly Well, you got a, you got a way that you make a me Feel I can, feel I can, do anything for you baby I will fly for you baby Hold on and enjoy the ride I'm not in no hurry We can fly all night baby It's your move, now baby, baby let's fly Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Whatever I do It's all about you baby And ain't the truth boy I'm helplessly in love with you What else can I do boy But be there for you baby You got a, you got a way that you make a me Feel I can, feel I can do any, do anything Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Looks like I'm fatal It's all on the table And baby you hold the cards You got the magic And I've got to have it I don't want the pieces I want every single part I'll be your angel I'm ready and able Whatever you want is fine Whenever you're ready, just call on your lady And I'll be your baby tonight Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight.
  • (I'm Your Baby Tonight ends)
  • Susie: Yes! I'm the best!
  • (Gonger hits the gong at that instant moment)
  • Gonger: Story break!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Hey, Gonger, stop hitting that gong!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Relax. We have a Diesel trilogy to start.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You remember his first visit right?
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Pop Goes The Diesel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck told them.
  • Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
  • Diesel: Good morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
  • Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly engines were flattered.
  • Engines: He has very good manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They murmured.
  • Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck had his doubts.
  • Duck: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. Diesel purred after him.
  • Diesel: Your worth Top...
  • Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
  • Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Duck: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.
  • Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars groaned.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
  • Cars: Ohhh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
  • Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
  • Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
  • Duck: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel gulped.
  • Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
  • Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.
  • (Pop Goes The Diesel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, it's Diesel's first day of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: That's true.
  • Sally: Our fifth song is Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone's Riding Dirty.
  • Nick: Sung by Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Virgil and Richie sing Riding Dirty)
  • Virgil and Richie: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Police think they can see me lean I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the glean And my shine on the deck and the TV screen Ride with a new chick, she like hold up Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola Turn a jacker into a coma Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies Laws of patrolling you know they hate me Music turned all the way up until the maximum I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum Security cell, I'm grippin oak Music loud and tippin slow Twist and twistin like hit this dough Police pull up from behind and is in his throat Windows down gotta stop pollution CDs change niggas like who is that producing? This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo I gotta get back to backstreets Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin Cause they denyin is racial profiling Houston, TX you can check my tags Pull me over try to check my slab Glove compartment gotta get my cash Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw You can't arrest me plus you can't sue This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty.
  • (Riding Dirty ends)
  • Virgil: We made it, Rich!
  • Richie: Our dads will hear how well we've sung, Virgil.
  • (Sam taps Virgil on the shoulder)
  • Virgil: Yes?
  • Sam: Congratulations, Virgil. You're the best.
  • Virgil: Ah, thanks.
  • Clover: I also congratulate you for a duet, Richie.
  • Richie: Why yes.
  • Sally: Our sixth song is Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.
  • Nick: Sung by Scott Summers.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Scott sings Uptown Girl)
  • Scott: Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl
  • (Uptown Girl ends)
  • Scott: Yes. I'm the victor!
  • Sally: Our seventh song is Styx's Mr. Roboto.
  • Nick: Sung by Jonny Quest.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Jonny sings Mr. Roboto)
  • Jonny: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Mata au hi made [また会う日まで] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい] You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not the saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control. We all need control I need control. We all need control I am the modren man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: Too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
  • (Mr. Roboto ends)
  • Jonny: I'm the best leader of all time!
  • Sally: Our eighth song is Lady Gaga's Paparazzi.
  • Nick: Sung by Ramona Sparks!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Ramona sings Paparazzi)
  • Ramona: We are the crowd We're coming out Got my flash on it's true Need that picture of you It's so magical We'd be so fantastic, oh Leather and jeans Garage glamorous Not sure what it means But this photo of us It don't have a price Ready for those flashing lights 'Cause you know that baby I I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa-Paparazzi Baby there's no other superstar You know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine Baby you'll be famous Chase you down until you love me Papa-Paparazzi I'll be your girl backstage at your show Velvet ropes and guitars Yeah cause you're my rock star in between the sets Eyeliner and cigarettes Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and return My lashes are dry - purple teardrops I cry It don't have a price Loving you is Cherry Pie 'Cause you know that baby I I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa-Paparazzi Baby there's no other superstar You know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine Baby you'll be famous Chase you down until you love me Papa-paparazzi Real good, We're dancing in the studio Snap, snap, to that shit on the radio Don't stop, for anyone We're plastic but we still have fun I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa-Paparazzi Baby there's no other superstar You know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi Promise I'll be kind But I won't stop until that boy is mine Baby you'll be famous Chase you down until you love me Papa-paparazzi.
  • (Paparazzi ends)
  • Ramona: Woo! I made it!
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You heard what Gonger had said.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's time for the second Diesel part.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You all know about his lies to Duck.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Diesel's Devious Deed starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was horrified.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Guffawed the cars.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: Hooosh!
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm old square wheels!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.
  • (Diesel's Devious Deed ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So you see, Diesel's lies made Sir Topham Hatt send Duck away.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: You're right.
  • Sally: Our ninth song is Gwen Stefani's Wind It Up.
  • Nick: Sung by Kimiko Tohomiko.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Kimiko sings Wind It Up)
  • Kimiko: High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends)
  • Kimiko: I'm the best!
  • Mikey: (when he arrives) Wow, Kimiko. You've sung it well.
  • Kimiko: Thanks, Mikey.
  • Mikey: I heard that everyone has to understand.
  • Kimiko: Indeed.
  • Sally: Our tenth song is Alexa Vega's Game Over.
  • Nick: Sung by Lexi and Babs Bunny.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Lexi and Babs sing Game Over)
  • Lexi and Babs: Game Over. There are no rules in This game. Except win at any costs The time has come once and for all you've Met your match you will fall. This little game we play is gonna break us down. Only one of us can wear the crown its Not as easy as you thought it'd be. When its down to you vs. me I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... When in the games the only rule allowed No mother love or cheers from the crowd Wen the game began you never thought you'd Lose, but your time is up, I'll play the rules Ya look around and find you've lost your team You tried your best but you ran out of steam I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies You're all out of wishes case your dreams Collide and ends the same its not whether You win or lose its how you play the game Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... OoOoOoOoOoOo........... Is that all you got Come On. Uh huh. Bring It On! Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now.... Game Over.
  • (Game Over ends)
  • Lexi: Woo! We're the best.
  • Babs: I knew you'd be doing a duet.
  • Sally: Our eleventh song is Breathe Carolina's Velvet.
  • Nick: Sung by Tristan Taylor!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tristan sings Velvet)
  • Tristan: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends)
  • Tristan: Woo! I did it!
  • (Serenity taps Tristan on the shoulder)
  • Tristan: Huh?
  • Serenity: Congratulations. Here's a good kiss.
  • (Serenity kisses Tristan on his cheek)
  • Tristan: (blushing red) Ah, thanks.
  • Sally: Our final song is Weird Al's Hardware Store.
  • Nick: Sung by Alex O'Connell.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Alex sings Hardware Store)
  • Alex: Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go buy bolts and screws" Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since last June For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope they open soon I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out I pressed my nose right up against the glass You know, I had to be first in line Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house See those hacksaws? Very, very soon One of them will be all mine Guys with nametags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles All arranged alphabetically And they're doing a promotional stunt There's a great big purple sign out front That says every 27th customer Will get a ball peen hammer free I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store Would you look at all that stuff ... They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store.
  • (Hardware Store ends)
  • Alex:
  • Sabrina: (when she arrives)

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