The Celebrity Ponysel is the twenty-first episode of the season season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the forty-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, The Diseasel.


  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Snips as Bill
  • Snails as Ben
  • Fancy Pants as BoCo
  • The Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers as Themselves


Narrator: "Snips and Snails are little unicorns. Each has a horn, four legs and a tail. Their changelings help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things.

The unicorns are now kept busy, taking the changelings for animals on the main line, and for ships in the harbor.

One morning, they arranged some changelings, and went away for more.

They returned to find them all gone. The unicorns were most surprised.

Their drivers examined a footprint."

Drivers: "That's a celebrity pony."

Narrator: "They said."

Snips: "It's a what-ll?"

Narrator: "Asked Snips."

Snails: "A Celebrity Ponysel, I think."

Narrator: "Replied Snails."

Snails: "There's a notice about them in our house."

Snips: "Coughs and sneezes spread Celebrity Ponysels."

Snails: "You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the celebrity ponysel came."

Snips: "It isn't!"

Snails: "It is!"

Drivers: "Stop arguing, you two."

Narrator: "Laughed their drivers."

Drivers: "Let's go and rescue our changelings."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails were horrified."

Snips and Snails: "But the celebrity ponysel will magic us away, like the changelings!"

Drivers: "He won't magic us."

Narrator: "Replied their drivers."

Drivers: "We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know your friends, so we'll take away your names and cutie marks, and then this is what we'll do."

Narrator: "Puffing hard, the unicorns set off on their journey to find the rich pony.

They were looking forward to playing tricks on him.

Creeping into the yard, they found the celebrity pony on the siding with the missing changelings. Snails hid behind, but Snips went boldly alongside.

The celebrity pony looked up."

Fancy Pants: "Do you mind?"

Snips: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: "I do. I want my changelings, please."

Fancy Pants: "These are mine."

Narrator: "Said the celebrity pony."

Fancy Pants: "Go away!"

Narrator: "Snips pretended to be frightened."

Snips: "You're a big bully."

Narrator: "He whimpered."

Snips: "You'll be sorry!"

Narrator: "He ran back and hid behind the changelings on the other side.

Snails now came forward."

Snails: "Changeling stealer!"

Narrator: "Hissed Snails. He ran away, too. Snips took his place.

This went on and on until the celebrity pony's eyes nearly popped out."

Fancy Pants: "Stop! You're making me giddy!"

Narrator: "The two unicorns gazed at him."

Fancy Pants: "Are there two of you?"

Snips and Snails: "Yes, we're friends."

Fancy Pants: "I might have known it!"

Narrator: "Just then, Shining Armor bustled up."

Shining Armor: "Snips and Snails, why are you playing here?"

Snips: "We're not playing!"

Narrator: "Protested Snips."

Snails: "We're rescuing our changelings."

Narrator: "Squeaked Snails."

Snails: "Even you don't take our changelings without asking, but this celebrity ponysel did."

Shining Armor: "There's no cause to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor severely."

Shining Armor: "This celebrity pony is the most important pony in Canterlot."

Narrator: "The unicorns were abashed."

Snips: "We're sorry, Mr., uh..."

Fancy Pants: "Never mind."

Narrator: "The celebrity pony smiled."

Fancy Pants: "Call me Fancy Pants. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the changelings."

Shining Armor: "That's all right, then."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Now off you go, Snips and Snails, fetch Fancy Pants' changelings, then you can take this lot.

There's no real harm in them,"

Narrator: "He said to Fancy Pants."

Shining Armor: "But they're maddening at times."

Narrator: "Fancy Pants chuckled."

Fancy Pants: "Maddening,"

Narrator: "He said."

Fancy Pants: "Is the word."

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