The Computer Wore Menace Shoes is a sixth Episode of the twelve season of the American Animated Television Series The Simpsons.
- Moe: Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
- Homer: Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret?
- Moe: No.
- Homer: Not even a little one?
- Moe: No!
- Homer: What if I just whisper it?
- Moe: No, I tells ya!
- (Homer moans)
- Homer: (singing) I've been sittin' on the toliet. All the livelong day.
- Mr. Burns: Is everything ready for the secret meeting, Smithers?
- Smithers: Yes, sir.
- (Smithers gives Mr. Burns a Soap)
- Mr. Burns: I hope no one finds out about this. It's pure journalistic dynamite!
- Smithers: Uh, sir, this place could be bugged. Shh.