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The Cruella DeVil Trilogy is a Pooh & Friends spoof to the Daisy Trilogy, each containing three Season 2 episodes narrated by Ringo Starr for the UK.

Cast

  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  3. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)
  4. Timon as Donald (Quinton Flynn)
  5. Pumbaa as Douglas (Ernie Sabella)
  6. Cruella DeVil as Daisy (Tress MacNeille)
  7. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Wayne Allwine)
  8. Governor Ratcliffe as The Ffarquhar Stationmaster (???)
  9. The Evil Queen as The Stationmaster's Wife (???)
  10. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  11. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  12. Princess Jasmine as Henrietta (Linda Larkin)
  13. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks

UK Scripts

Pooh Comes To Breakfast

  • Ringo Starr: Winnie The Pooh has worked his route for many years, and knows it very well.
  • Pooh's Driver: You know just where to stop, Pooh.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed his driver.
  • Pooh's Driver: You could almost manage it without you.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh had become conceded. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Pooh: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • Todd: Don't be so daft.
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Todd.
  • Kuzco: I never go without my driver.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco earnestly.
  • Kuzco: I'd be frightened.
  • Pooh: Pooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Boasted Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm not scared.
  • Kuzco: You never dare.
  • Pooh: I would then. You'll see.
  • Ringo Starr: The next day the firelighter came. Pooh drowsed comfortably as the warmth spread into his boiler. Todd and Kuzco were still asleep. Pooh suddenly remembered.
  • Pooh: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled.
  • Pooh: I'll show them! Driver says I can manage without him. I'll just go out and then I'll stop and "wheesh!" That'll make them jump.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh thought he was being clever and really he was only moving because a careless cleaner had medal with his controls. He soon found his mistake. He tried to "wheesh!", but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare what it look what's coming next. There was Governor's house! Governor was about to have breakfast.
  • Pooh: Horrors!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Pooh, and shut his eyes. The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Pooh had collected the bush on his travels. He peered into his room through his leaves. He couldn't speak. Governor was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Queen of Hearts: You miserable bear!
  • Ringo Starr: She scolded.
  • Queen of Hearts: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I'll shall have to cook some more!
  • Ringo Starr: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time it fell on Pooh. Pooh felt depressed. Workmen propped out the house with strong poles and layed rails through the garden. Meanwhile, Timon and Pumbaa arrived.
  • Pumbaa: Dinna fash yourself, Pooh Bear. We'll soon have you back on the rails.
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed. Timon and Pumbaa puffing hard manage to haul Pooh back to safety. Bits of fencing, the bush, and a broken window frame festooned was front, which was badly twisted. Timon and Pumbaa laughed and left him. Pooh was in disgraced. There was worst to come.
  • Mickey Mouse: You are a very naughty bear.
  • Pooh: I know, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh's voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Mickey Mouse: You must go to the works and have your worn parts mended. It will be a long job.
  • Pooh: Yes, Sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: Meanwhile, a Disney villain do your work.
  • Pooh: A v-v-v-villain, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh spluttered.
  • Mickey Mouse: Yes, Pooh. Villains always stay in their sheds till they are wanted. Villains never gallivanting off to breakfast in Governor's houses.

Cruella DeVil

  • Ringo Starr: Todd and Kuzco were worried. Pooh's recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble, and Mickey Mouse was waiting for them with imporant news.
  • Mickey Mouse: Here...
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mickey Mouse: ...is Cruella DeVil, who has come to help while Pooh is...indisposed.
  • Todd: Please, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Todd.
  • Todd: Will she go, sir, when Pooh comes back, sir?
  • Mickey Mouse: That depends.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Mickey Mouse: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
  • Kuzco: Yes, sir, we'll try, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the characters.
  • Mickey Mouse: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want a rest after her journey.
  • Ringo Starr: Cruella was hard to pleased. She shuddered at the engine shed.
  • Cruella: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
  • Ringo Starr: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
  • Cruella: This is better.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Cruella.
  • Cruella: But whatever is that rubbish?
  • Ringo Starr: The rubbish turned out to be Mitchie, Amtheyst and Jasmine who were most offended.
  • Mitchie: We won't stay here to be insulted.
  • Ringo Starr: They fumed. Todd and Kuzco had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings. The characters woke next morning feeling exhausted. Cruella, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful.
  • Cruella: Oooh! Oooh!
  • Ringo Starr: She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
  • Cruella: Look at me.
  • Ringo Starr: She purred to the passengers.
  • Cruella: I'm the latest villain, highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Pooh's bumpty old Mitchie and Amethyst now.
  • Ringo Starr: The passengers waited for Cruella to start, but she didn't. She saw that the milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indignant.
  • Cruella: Do they except me to pull that?
  • Cruella's Driver: Surely.
  • Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
  • Cruella's Driver: You can pull one van.
  • Cruella: I won't.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Cruella.
  • Cruella: Todd can do it. He loves messing about with pirates.
  • Ringo Starr: She began to shudder violently.
  • Cruella's Driver: Nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
  • Cruella's Driver: Come on now, back down.
  • Ringo Starr: Cruella lurched backwards. She was so cross that she blew a fuse.
  • Cruella: Told you.
  • Ringo Starr: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her but it was no use.
  • Cruella: It's fitter's orders.
  • Ringo Starr: She said.
  • Passengers: What is?
  • Cruella: My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week and exams me carefully. Cruella, he says, never never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves. So that's how it is.
  • Ringo Starr: Finished Cruella.
  • Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the stationmaster.
  • Shunter: I can't understand.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the shunted.
  • Shunter: Whatever made Mickey Mouse send us such a feeble...
  • Cruella: Feeble? Feeble?!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Cruella.
  • Cruella: Let me...
  • Passengers: Stop arguing!
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled the passengers.
  • Passengers: We're late already.
  • Ringo Starr: So they uncoupled the van, and Cruella purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She can now enjoyed her journey.
  • Cruella: That's a good story.
  • Ringo Starr: She chuckled.
  • Cruella: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
  • Ringo Starr: But she said it to herself.

Todd's Predicament

  • Ringo Starr: Cruella DeVil's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened to bulls and cows, and she remain very lazy and stubborn. One day, Kuzco brought Jasmine to the station where Todd was grumbling shunting.
  • Kuzco: Hello, Todd. I see Cruella's left the milk behind again.
  • Todd: I had to make a special journey within I suppose. Anyone would think I've nothing to do.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Todd.
  • Kuzco: Tell you what.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: I'll take the milk, you fetch my pirates.
  • Ringo Starr: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. Todd had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the pirates about.
  • Todd: Hurry along.
  • Ringo Starr: He said. The pirates grumbled to each other.
  • Pirates: This is Kuzco's place! Todd's got no right to poke his funnel in here and push us around.
  • Ringo Starr: They whispered and pass the word.
  • Pirates: Pay Todd out! Pay Todd out!
  • Todd: Come along.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Todd.
  • Todd: No nonsense.
  • Pirates: We'll give him nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Giggled the pirates. But they followed so quietly that Todd thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
  • Todd: Peep peep! Brakes, guard, please!
  • Ringo Starr: But before he could check them the pirates surged ahead.
  • Pirates: On! On!
  • Ringo Starr: They cried.
  • Todd: Help! Help!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Todd. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch Todd to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails Todd slid into the yard.
  • Todd: Peep! Peep! Look out!
  • (Crash!)
  • Ringo Starr: The break van was in smithereens. Todd's driver and fireman had jumped clear but Todd was stranded. Next day, Mickey Mouse arrived. Kuzco and Cruella had helped to clear the wreckage but Todd remained on his perch of pirates.
  • Mickey: We must now try.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Mickey: To run a branch line with Kuzco and a villain. You have put us in an awkward predicament.
  • Todd: I am sorry, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Todd.
  • Mickey: You must stay here till we are ready. Perhaps it will teach you to be more careful with pirates.
  • Ringo Starr: Todd sighed. The pirates groaned beneath his wheels. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Mickey Mouse spoke severely to Cruella too.
  • Mickey: My characters work hard. I send lazy characters away.
  • Ringo Starr: Cruella was ashamed.
  • Mickey: However, Kuzco says you worked hard after Todd's accident. So you shall have another chance.
  • Cruella: Thank you, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Cruella.
  • Cruella: I will work hard, sir. Kuzco says he'll help me.
  • Mickey: Excellent. What Kuzco doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. But our Kuzco is an experienced emperor.
  • Ringo Starr: Next day, Pooh Bear came back, and Todd was sent to be mended. Mitchie and Amethyst were delighted to see Pooh again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Kuzco has taunt Cruella a great deal. She shooed a cow all by herself the other day. That show's you, doesn't it?

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