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The Dance of The Ed is a YTV Spoof to The Dance of The Cucumber, starring Ed and Eddy as Larry and Bob.

Cast

  1. Ed as Larry The Cucumber (Matt Hill)
  2. Eddy as Bob The Tomato (Tony Sampson)
  3. Brianna Maxwell as Junior Asparagus (Eden Sher)
  4. Elizabeth Maxwell as Dad Asparagus (Stephanie Morgenstern)

Script and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Dexter narrating it)
  • Dexter: And now, it's time for Silly Songs on Cartoon Network, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Silly Song. Ed will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, "The Dance of the Cucumber" in its original Spanish. Eddy will translate.
  • Ed: Miren al pepino.
  • Eddy: Watch the Ed.
  • Ed: Vienen cómo se mueve.
  • Eddy: See how he moves
  • Ed: Como un león.
  • Eddy: Like a lion.
  • Ed: Tras un raton.
  • Eddy: Chasing a mouse.
  • Ed: Miren al pepino.
  • Eddy: Watch the Ed.
  • Ed: Sus suaves movimientos.
  • Eddy: Oh, how smooth his motion.
  • Ed: Tal como mantequilla
  • Eddy: Like butter
  • Ed: En un chango pelon.
  • Eddy: On a... bald monkey.
  • Ed: Miren al pepino
  • Eddy: Watch the Ed.
  • Ed: Los vegetales
  • Eddy: All the vegetables
  • Ed: Envidian a su amigo
  • Eddy: Envy their friend
  • Ed: Como él quieren bialar
  • Eddy: Wishing to dance as he
  • Ed: Pepino bailarín, pepino bailarín, pepino bailarín
  • Eddy: Dancing Ed, dancing Ed, dancing Ed
  • Ed: ¡Baila, baila, ya!
  • Eddy: Dance, dance, yeah!
  • Ed: Miren al tomate
  • Eddy: Look at the Eddy
  • Ed: ¿No es triste?
  • Eddy: Isn't it sad?
  • Ed: El no puede bailar.
  • Eddy: He can't dance.
  • Ed: ¡Pobre tomate!
  • Eddy: Poor tomato!
  • Ed: El deberia poder bailar como el pepino
  • Eddy: He wishes he could dance like the Ed.
  • Ed: Libre y suavemente.
  • Eddy: free and smooth.
  • Ed: Pero él no puede danzar.
  • Eddy: But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
  • Ed: No comprendo.
  • Eddy: "No comprendo"? I'll show you "No comprendo"!
  • Brianna: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!
  • Dad: Okay, Brianna. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else! Say "Peas!"
  • Brianna and Ed: Peas!
  • Ed: Escuchen al pepino
  • Eddy: Listen to the Ed.
  • Ed: Oigan su voz fuerte
  • Eddy: Hear his strong voice
  • Ed: Como un leon
  • Eddy: Like a lion
  • Ed: Listo a devorar.
  • Eddy: About to eat.
  • Ed: Escuchen al pepino
  • Eddy: Listen to the Ed.
  • Ed: Que dulce as su canto
  • Eddy: Oh, how sweet his voice
  • Ed: La voz de su garganta parece un triar.
  • Eddy: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
  • Ed: Escuchen al pepino
  • Eddy: Listen to the Ed.
  • Ed: Los vegetales
  • Eddy: All the vegetables
  • Ed: Envidian a su amigo
  • Eddy: Envy their friend
  • Ed: Como él quieren cantar.
  • Eddy: Wishing to sing as he.
  • Ed: Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador
  • Eddy: Singing Ed, singing Ed, singing Ed
  • Ed: ¡Canta, canta, ya!
  • Eddy: Sing, sing, yeah!
  • Ed: Escuchen al tomate
  • Eddy: Listen to the Ed
  • Ed: ¿No es triste?
  • Eddy: Isn't it sad?
  • Ed: El no puede cantar.
  • Eddy: He can't sing.
  • Ed: Pobre tomate.
  • Eddy: Poor tomato.
  • Ed: El deberia poder cantar
  • Eddy: He wishes he could sing
  • Ed: Fuerte y dulce como el pepino
  • Eddy: Strong and sweet like the cucumber
  • Ed: Pero no puede...
  • Eddy: But he can't...
  • Ed: ¡Ni siquiera da un silbido!
  • Eddy: Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it, Señor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!
  • Ed: ¡Adios, amigos!
  • Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Cartoon Network. Tune in next time to hear Ed sing...
  • Ed: Eddy is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!

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