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The Deputation & Other Stories is a Netflix Toons spoof to the Thomas and Friends video of the same name. It contains the last ten Season 2 episodes narrated by Ringo Starr for the UK.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Scott Summers as Edward (Kirby Morrow)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  5. Al Valentine as James (Yuri Lowenthal)
  6. Omi as Percy (Tara Strong)
  7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  8. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
  10. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  11. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Fraiser)
  12. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  13. Slappy Squirrel as Daisy (Sherri Stoner)
  14. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
  15. Bailey as Annie (Emily Niebo)
  16. Marina as Clarabel (Lisa Ortiz)
  17. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  18. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  19. Bugs Bunny as Sir Topham Hatt (Jeff Bergman)
  20. Principal Kelly as The Ffarquhar Stationmaster (Dale Wilson)
  21. Principal Raven Darkholme as The Stationmaster's Wife (Colleen Wheeler)
  22. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  23. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  24. Santa Claus (from Holiday Hi-Jynx) as Father Christmas (Ted Lewis)
  25. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  26. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  27. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
  28. Buster Bunny as Stephen Hatt (Charlie Adler)
  29. Babs Bunny as Bridget Hatt (Tress MacNeille)
  30. Eustace Bagge as Jeremiah Jobling (Arthur Anderson)
  31. Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)
  32. Lazy Luke as Jem Cole (John Stephenson)
  33. Jon Arbuckle as The Vicar of Wellsworth (Thom Huge)
  34. Ralph The Guard as The Policeman (Frank Welker)
  35. Umberto as The Spiteful Break Van (Scottie Ray)

Episodes

  1. The Deputation
  2. Ash Comes To Breakfast
  3. Slappy Squirrel
  4. Omi's Predicament
  5. The Kongsel
  6. Wrong Road
  7. Scott's Exploit
  8. Ghost Monk
  9. Woolly Bear
  10. Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

Transcript

The Deputation

  • Ringo Starr: Snow came early to the land of Netflix. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Ozzy and Drix were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Drix: Losh shakes, Ozzy! It's Shaggy! Dinna fash yourself, Shaggy! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • Ringo Starr: Shaggy was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The cells were looking glum. They told him Bugs Bunny was returning soon.
  • Ozzy: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Omi: It's a shame.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi.
  • Terry: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Terry.
  • Al: That Umberto too.
  • Ringo Starr: Put in Al.
  • Al: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Shaggy: They were splendid in the snow.
  • Ringo Starr: Added Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It isn't fair.
  • Ringo Starr: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Omi decided to talk to Scott about it.
  • Scott: What you need...
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott.
  • Scott: ...is a deputation.
  • Ringo Starr: He explained what that was. Omi ran back quickly.
  • Omi: Scott says we need a depostation.
  • Terry: Of course.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terry.
  • Terry: The question is...
  • Shaggy: What is a desperation?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Shaggy.
  • Omi: It's when characters tell Bugs Bunny something's wrong.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Alex.
  • Virgil: Did you say tell Bugs Bunny?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Virgil thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Terry: I purpose.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terry.
  • Terry: That Omi be our...um...disputation.
  • Omi: Hi?!
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Omi.
  • Omi: I can't!
  • Shaggy: Rubbish, Omi.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: It's easy.
  • Terry: That's settled then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terry. Poor Omi wished it wasn't.
  • Bugs: Hello, Omi. It's nice to be back.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi jumped.
  • Omi: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Bugs: You look nervous, Omi. What's the matter?
  • Omi: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny pondered.
  • Bugs: Do you mean a deputation, Omi?
  • Omi: Yes sir, please sir. It's Ozzy and Drix, sir. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Bugs: Thank you, Omi. That will do.
  • Ringo Starr: Later, Bugs Bunny spoke to the characters.
  • Bugs: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings, but I do not approve of interference.
  • Ringo Starr: He paused impressively.
  • Bugs: Ozzy and Drix, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Ringo Starr: The cells were surprised.
  • Ozzy: Thank you, sir.
  • Bugs: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Drix: Thank you, sir. Does this mean that the both of us?
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny smiled.
  • Bugs: It means...
  • Ringo Starr: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The cells were here to stay.

Ash Comes To Breakfast

  • Ringo Starr: Ash the Pokemon Trainer has worked his route for many years, and knows it very well.
  • Ash's Driver: You know just where to stop, Ash.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: You could almost manage it without me.
  • Ringo Starr: Ash had become conceited. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Ash: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • ​Omi: Don't be so daft!
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Omi.
  • Jackie: I'd never go without my driver.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Jackie, earnestly.
  • Jackie: I'd be frightened.
  • Ash: Puh!
  • Ringo Starr: Boasted Ash.
  • Ash: I'm not scared!
  • Jackie: You'd never dare!
  • Ash: I would then, you'll see.
  • Ringo Starr: Next morning, the firelighter came. Ash drowsed comfortably, and the warmth spread through his body. Omi and Jackie were still asleep. Ash suddenly remembered.
  • Ash: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled.
  • Ash: I'll show them. Driver said I could manage without him. I'll just go out, then I'll stop and WHEESH! That'll make them jump.
  • Ringo Starr: Ash thought he was being clever. Really, he was only moving because a careless cleaner had meddled with his body. He soon found his mistake. He tried to wheesh, but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare look at what was coming next; there was the principal's house. The principal was just about to have breakfast.
  • Ash: Horrors!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Ash, and shut his eyes. (CRASH!) The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Ash had collected a bush on his travels. He peered into the room through its leaves. He couldn't speak. The principal was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Darkholme: You miserable trainer!
  • Ringo Starr: She scolded.
  • Darkholme: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more!
  • Ringo Starr: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time, it fell on Ash. Ash felt depressed. Workmen propped up the house with strong poles, and laid a path through the garden. Meanwhile, Ozzy and Drix arrived.
  • Ozzy and Drix: Dinna fash yourself, Ash, we'll soon have you back on the path!
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed. Ozzy and Drix, working hard, managed to haul Ash back to safety. Bits of fencing, a bush, and a broken window frame festuned his front, which was badly twisted. The cells laughed and left him. Ash was in disgrace. There was worse to come.
  • Bugs: You are a very naughty trainer.
  • Ash: I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Ash's voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Bugs: You must go to the workshop and have your front mended, it will be a long job.
  • Ash: Yes, sir.
  • Steven: Meanwhile, a squirrel will do your work.
  • Ash: A s-s-s-squirrel, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Ash spluttered.
  • Steven: Yes, Ash. Squirrels always stay in their houses until they are wanted. Squirrels never galavant off to breakfast in principal's houses.

Slappy Squirrel

  • Ringo Starr: Omi and Jackie were worried. Ash's recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble, and Bugs Bunny was waiting for them with important news.
  • Bugs: Here...
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Bugs: ...is Slappy Squrriel, who has come to help while Ash is...indisposed.
  • Omi: Please, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Omi.
  • Omi: Will she go, sir, when Ash comes back, sir?
  • Bugs: That depends.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
  • Jackie: Yes, sir, we'll try, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the characters.
  • Bugs: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want a rest after her journey.
  • Ringo Starr: Slappy was hard to pleased. She shuddered at the engine shed.
  • Slappy: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
  • Ringo Starr: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
  • Slappy: This is better.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Slappy.
  • Slappy: But whatever is that rubbish?
  • Ringo Starr: The rubbish turned out to be Bailey, Marina and Kitana who were most offended.
  • Bailey: We won't stay here to be insulted.
  • Ringo Starr: They fumed. Omi and Jackie had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings. The characters woke next morning feeling exhausted. Slappy, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful.
  • Slappy: Oooh! Oooh!
  • Ringo Starr: She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
  • Slappy: Look at me.
  • Ringo Starr: She purred to the passengers.
  • Slappy: I'm the latest squirrel, highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Ash's bumpy old Bailey and Marina now.
  • Ringo Starr: The passengers waited for Slappy to start, but she didn't. She saw that the milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indigment.
  • Slappy: Do they except me to pull that?
  • Slappy's Driver: Surely.
  • Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
  • Slappy's Driver: You can pull one van.
  • Slappy: I won't.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Slappy.
  • Slappy: Omi can do it. He loves messing about with Beedrill.
  • Ringo Starr: She began to shudder violently.
  • Slappy's Driver: Nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
  • Slappy's Driver: Come on now, back down.
  • Ringo Starr: Slappy lurched backwards. She was so cross that she blew a fuse.
  • Slappy: Told you.
  • Ringo Starr: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her but it was no use.
  • Slappy: It's fitter's orders.
  • Ringo Starr: She said.
  • Passengers: What is?
  • Slappy: My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week and exames me carefully. Slappy, he says, never never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves. So that's how it is.
  • Ringo Starr: Finished Slappy.
  • Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the stationmaster.
  • Shunter: I can't understand.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the shunter.
  • Shunter: Whatever made Bugs Bunny send us such a feeble...
  • Slappy: Feeble? Feeble?!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Slappy.
  • Slappy: Let me...
  • Passengers: Stop arguing!
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled the passengers.
  • Passengers: We're late already.
  • Ringo Starr: So they uncoupled the van, and Slappy purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She can now enjoyed her journey.
  • Slappy: That's a good story.
  • Ringo Starr: She chuckled.
  • Slappy: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
  • Ringo Starr: But she said it to herself.

Omi's Predicament

  • Ringo Starr: Slappy Squirrel's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened of bulls and cows and she remained very lazy and stubborn. One day, Jackie brought Kitana to the Cartoon University where Omi was grumpily sorting.
  • Jackie: Hello, Omi. I see Slappy's left the milk behind again.
  • Omi: I had to make a special journey within I suppose. Anyone would think I've nothing to do.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Omi.
  • Jackie: Tell you what.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Jackie.
  • Jackie: I'll take the milk, you fetch my Beedrill.
  • Ringo Starr: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. Omi had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the Beedrill about.
  • Omi: Hurry along.
  • Ringo Starr: He said. The Beedrill grumbled to each other.
  • Beedrill: This is Jackie's place! Omi's got no right to poke his head in here and push us around.
  • Ringo Starr: They whispered and pass the word.
  • Beedrill: Pay Omi out! Pay Omi out!
  • Omi: Come along.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Omi.
  • Omi: No nonsense.
  • Beedrill: We'll give him nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Giggled the Beedrill. But they followed so quietly that Omi thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
  • Omi: Peep peep! Brakes, guard, please!
  • Ringo Starr: But before he could check them the Beedrill surged ahead.
  • Beedrill: On! On!
  • Ringo Starr: They cried.
  • Alex: Help! Help!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Omi. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch Omi to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails Omi slid into the yard.
  • Omi: Peep! Peep! Look out!
  • (Omi crashed into the break van)
  • Ringo Starr: The break van was in smithereens. Omi's driver and fireman had jumped clear but Omi was stranded. Next day, Bugs Bunny arrived. Jackie and Slappy had helped to clear the wreckage but Omi remained on his perch of Beedrill.
  • Bugs: We must now try.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: To run a branch line with Jackie and a squirrel. You have put us in an awkward predicament.
  • ​Omi: I am sorry, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Omi.
  • Bugs: You can stay here till we are ready. Perhaps it will teach you to be more careful with Beedrill.
  • Ringo Starr: Alex sighed. The Beedrill groaned beneath his feet. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Bugs Bunny spoke severly to Slappy too.
  • Slappy: My characters work hard. I send lazy characters away.
  • Ringo Starr: Slappy was ashamed.
  • Bugs: However, Jackie says you worked hard after Omi's accident, so you shall have another chance.
  • Slappy: Thank you, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Slappy.
  • Slappy: I will work hard, sir. Jackie says he'll help me.
  • Bugs: Excellent. What Jackie doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. But our Jackie's an experienced character.
  • Ringo Starr: Next day, Ash came back, and Omi was sent to be mended. Bailey and Marina were delighted to see Ash again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Jackie has taught Slappy a great deal. She shooed a cow the other day all by herself. That show's you, doesn't it?

The Kongsel

  • Ringo Starr: Bumpty and Raphael are birds. Each has four feet and tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their Beedrill are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. The animals were now kept busy pulling the Beedrill for characters on the main line and for ships in the harbour. One morning, they arranged some Beedrill and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The animals were most surprised. Their drivers examine the patch of oil.
  • Driver: That's a kongsel.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Bumpty: It's a what'll?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Bumpty.
  • Raphael: A kongsel, I think.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Raphael.
  • Raphael: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bumpty: Coughs and sneezles spread kongsels.
  • Raphael: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the monkeysel came.
  • Bumpty: It isn't!
  • Raphael: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our Beedrill.
  • Ringo Starr: Bumpty and Raphael were horrified.
  • Bumpty: But the kongsel will magic us away like the Beedrill.
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're animals. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffing hard, the animals set off on their journey to find the monkey. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the kong on a siding with missing Beedrill. Raphael hid behind, but Bumpty went bodly alongside. The kong looked up.
  • Donkey Kong: Do you mind?
  • Bumpty: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: I do. I want my Beedrill please.
  • Donkey Kong: These are mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Go away.
  • Ringo Starr: Bumpty pretended to be frightened.
  • Bumpty: You're a big bully.
  • Ringo Starr: He whimpered.
  • Bumpty: You'll be sorry.
  • Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the Beedrill on the other side. Raphael now came forward.
  • Raphael: Beedrill stealer!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Raphael. He ran away too. Bumpty took his place. This went on and on till the kong's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Donkey Kong: Stop! You're making me giddy.
  • Ringo Starr: The two birds gazed at him.
  • Donkey Kong: Are there two of you?
  • Bumpty: Yes, we're birds.
  • Donkey Kong: I might have known it.
  • Ringo Starr: Just then, Scott bustled up.
  • Scott: Bumpty and Raphael, why are you playing here?
  • Bumpty: We're not playing.
  • Ringo Starr: Protested Bumpty.
  • Raphael: We're rescuing our Beedrill.
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Raphael.
  • Raphael: Even you don't take our Beedrill without asking, but this kongsel did.
  • Scott: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott severly.
  • Scott: This kong is a Metropolitan Vickers, kong electric type 2.
  • Ringo Starr: The birds were most impressed.
  • Bumpty: We're sorry, mister...er...
  • Donkey Kong: Never mind.
  • Ringo Starr: The kong smiled.
  • Donkey Kong: Call me Donkey Kong. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Beedrill.
  • Scott: That's all right then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott.
  • Scitt: Now off you go, Bumpty and Raphael. Fetch Donkey Kong's Beedrill, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Donkey Kong.
  • Scott: But they're mattening at times.
  • Ringo Starr: Donkey Kong chuckled.
  • Donkey Kong: Mattening...
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Donkey Kong: ...is the word.

Wrong Road

  • Ringo Starr: Ash's route is important, and so is Scott's. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Bugs Bunny does not allow the heavier main line engines like Terry to run on them. But one day, the way Terry was talking, he would have tought Bugs Bunny had given this order for quite another reason.
  • Terry: It's not fair!
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Terry.
  • Scott: What isn't fair?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Scott.
  • Terry: Letting branch line diesels pull main line trains.
  • Scott: Never mind, Terry. I'm sure Donkey Kong will let you pull his Beedrill sometimes.
  • Ringo Starr: Terry spluttered.
  • Terry: I wont pull Donkey Kong's dirty Beedrill. I wont run on branch lines.
  • Scott: Why not it will be a nice change.
  • Terry: Bugs Bunny would never approve.
  • Ringo Starr: Huffed Terry.
  • Terry: Branch lines are vulgar.
  • Ringo Starr: Terry puffed away. Scott chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two characters pulled two fast trains from the station. Terry always leaves first with an express for the main line. Scott follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A Lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Terry to start. The fireman looked back towards the guard's van and saw something green waving.
  • Fireman: Right away, mate!
  • Ringo Starr: He thought the guard had waved his flag. Terry started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Terry had been stopped and brought back, Scott was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Scott along the main line. Terry was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Bumpty and Raphael peeped into the yard. There were no Beedrill for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Terry will be much better fun.
  • Bumpty: What's that?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Bumpty.
  • Raphael: Shh!
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Raphael.
  • Raphael: It's Terry.
  • Bumpty: It looks like Terry, but it can't be. Terry never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
  • Ringo Starr: Terry pretended he hadn't heard.
  • Raphael: If it isn't Terry.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Raphael.
  • Raphael: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
  • Bumpty: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
  • Raphael: No Bumpty, this blocks used for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
  • Ringo Starr: Terry was alarmed.
  • Terry: I am Terry. Stop, stop!
  • Ringo Starr: When Donkey Kong suddenly arrived, Terry thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
  • Terry: Donkey Kong, my dear character, save me.
  • Ringo Starr: Donkey Kong quickly sized up the situation and threathened to take away the Beedrill he had brought for Bumpty and Raphael. This made the twin behave at once. Terry thought Donkey Kong was wonderful.
  • Terry: Those little demons. How do you do it?
  • Donkey Kong: Ah well.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: It's just a knack.
  • Ringo Starr: Terry still believed that Donkey Kong saved his life. But he knows the twins were only teasing. Don't we?

Scott's Exploit

  • Ringo Starr: Sonic the Hedgehog was giving some visitors a tour of the land of Netflix. It was their last afternoon, and Scott was preparing to take them to meet Bumpty and Raphael. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Shaggy: Did you see him straining?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Shaggy.
  • Al: Positively painful.
  • Ringo Starr: Remarked Al.
  • Terry: Just pathetic.
  • Ringo Starr: Grunted Terry.
  • Terry: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Virgil: Shut up!
  • Ringo Starr: Burst out Virgil.
  • Virgil: You're all jealous. Scott's better than any of you.
  • Donkey Kong: You're right, Virgil.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Scott's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Scott: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bumpty and Raphael were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Scott took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Scott. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Scott's feet slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Scott.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned man. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Scott: I'll try, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Promised Scott. Scott puffed and pulled his hardest. But his feet kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Scott. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with Beedrill.
  • Scott: That'll be much easier.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott.
  • Scott: Come on!
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Scott: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Scott.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • Ringo Starr: And he listened happily to Scott's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Scott steamed in. Shaggy was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Scott: Peep peep!
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Scott, his driver and fireman. Virgil and Donkey Kong saw to it that Scott was left in peace. Terry and Al remain respectfully silent.

Ghost Monk

  • (Noctowl hoots twice)
  • (Ghostly air horn blows)
  • Omi: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
  • Ash: Omi what are you talking about?
  • Omi: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
  • Ash and Jackie: Where?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Ash and Jackie.
  • Omi: He didn't say, oh it makes my feet wobble to think of it.
  • Ash: Pooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You're just a silly little boy. I'm not scared.
  • Omi: Ash didn't believe in ghosts.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi next morning. His driver laughed.
  • Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost on television.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. Alex knew where he was, even in the dark.
  • Omi: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now.
  • Ringo Starr: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shoned green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
  • (A loud crash is heard as Omi hits the cart)
  • Ringo Starr: Omi broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Omi's driver explained what had happened.
  • Signalman: I'll see to it.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the Signalman.
  • Signalman: But you better clean Omi, or people will think he's a ghost.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi chuckled.
  • Omi: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Ash. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little boy.
  • Ringo Starr: Jackie promised to help. Ash was being oiled up for his evening train.
  • Jackie: Omi's had an accident!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Jackie.
  • Ash: Poor boy.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
  • Jackie: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
  • Ash: Out with it, Jackie, I can't wait all evening.
  • Jackie: I've just seen something.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Jackie.
  • Jackie: It looked like Omi's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
  • Ash: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Jackie. I'll take care of you.
  • (We can hear a loud brake sound)
  • Omi: (ghostly voice) Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
  • Ringo Starr: Wailed Omi.
  • Jackie: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
  • Omi: (ghostly voice) I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
  • (The doors open and reveal Omi all along)
  • Ash: Oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: Explained Ash.
  • Ash: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Bailey and Marina.
  • Ringo Starr: It was morning when Ash returned.
  • Alex: Where have you been?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Alex.
  • Ash: Ah well.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I knew you be sad about Omi, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...
  • (A ghostly whistle is heard)
  • Ash: Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
  • Omi: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
  • Jackie: Anyone would think...
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Jackie.
  • Jackie: ...that our Ash was just seen a ghost!

Woolly Bear

  • Ringo Starr: In the summer, the gangers cut the long grass on the lineslide raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Omi stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station. Jackie then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.
  • Omi: Wheeeeeeeesh!
  • Ringo Starr: Omi gave a ghostly whistle.
  • Omi: Don't be frightened, Ash.
  • Ringo Starr: He laughed.
  • Omi: It's only me!
  • Ash: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You're like...
  • Omi: Ugly indeed. I'm...
  • Ash: A green caterpillar with red stripes.
  • Ringo Starr: Continued Ash firmly.
  • Ash: You crawl like one too.
  • Omi: I don't!
  • Ash: Who's been late every afternoon this week?
  • Omi: It's the hay.
  • Ash: I can't help that.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Time's time, and Bugs Bunny relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.
  • Omi: Green caterpillar indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed Omi. He set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.
  • Omi: Everyone says I'm handsome, or at least nearly anyone. Anyway, my curves are better than Ash's corners. Ash says I'm always late.
  • Ringo Starr: He grumbled.
  • Omi: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Ash? He can always catch up time farther on.
  • Ringo Starr: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble.
  • (The crate of treacle appears held by a crane it falls down and lands on Omi with a loud Wham!)
  • Ringo Starr: A crate of treacle was upset all over Omi. Omi was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.
  • Omi's Driver: Look at that!
  • Ringo Starr: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.
  • Omi's Driver: Take a run at it, Omi.
  • Ringo Starr: His driver advised. Omi gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his feet wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning feet and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Ash seethed impatiently.
  • Ash: Ten minutes late. I warned him. Passengers will complain and Bugs Bunny...
  • Ringo Starr: Then they all saw Omi. They laughed and shouted.
  • (Passengers laughing)
  • Omi: Sorry I'm late.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi panted.
  • Ash: Look what's crawled out of the hay!
  • Ringo Starr: Teased Ash.
  • Alex: What's wrong?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Omi.
  • Ash: Talk about hairy caterpillars.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Ash.
  • Ash: It's worth been late to have seen you.
  • Ringo Starr: When Omi got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.
  • (Omi gets shocked in the mirror)
  • Omi: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Jackie comes.
  • Ringo Starr: But it was no good. Ash told Jackie all about it.
  • (Workmen are seen clearing the hay out of Omi)
  • Ringo Starr: Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Ash and Jackie made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Omi thought they were really being very silly indeed!

Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

  • Ringo Starr: It was two days before Christmas. Many Kindergartners were expected on the land of Netflix. All the characters were busy with the final preparations. Bugs Bunny wanted this year's carol party to be an extra special celebration. Bugs Bunny was now waiting impatiently for Ash.
  • Bugs: Quickly now.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Bugs: Our Christmas tree has arrived just in time. I want you to fetch it, Ash. Virgil can look after Bailey and Marina until you get back.
  • Ash: Will we be able to sing carols too?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Ash.
  • Bugs: We'll see.
  • Ringo Starr: Promised Bugs.
  • Ash: It would be nice to sing carols again.
  • Ringo Starr: Sighed Ash as he set off on his important mission. Ash collected the tree safely but large snowdrifts lay ahead.
  • Ash: I mustn't be late.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Ash: Bugs Bunny is relying on me.
  • Ringo Starr: Whistling bravely, Ash tried to move. But he couldn't. There was worse to come. Poor Ash was snowed under. Meanwhile the other characters waited and waited. They were grumbling about Ash for being late.
  • Bugs: Silence!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Ash left the works safely, but snow had brought the telephone lines down. We must assume he is stranded.
  • Ringo Starr: The characters now felt sorry for Ash and cold but confident the cells set off to the rescue. Suddenly, they came to a drift that was deeper than the rest.
  • Ash: Help! Help!
  • Ozzy: Hush!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ozzy.
  • Ozzy: I can hear something.
  • Drix: Probably the wind.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Drix.
  • Ash: Help!
  • Ozzy: No listen.
  • Ringo Starr: Insisted Ozzy.
  • Ash: Over here!
  • Drix: Oh, it's Ash. Come on the poor wee trainer must be frozen to the frames in there.
  • Ringo Starr: When the workmen arrived, it took some time to decide how to dig away the drifts of snow. Ash's driver and fireman, who had taken shelter at a nearby cottage, joined the rescue. At last, Ash and the precious Christmas tree were free from the snowdrift. Then they set off once more to finish their long journey. Bugs Bunny greeted them warmly.
  • Bugs: As a reward for all your hard work, you may go and enjoy the carols. Be quick now.
  • Ringo Starr: At the big station, all was soon ready.
  • Bugs: One, two, three!
  • Ringo Starr: Suddenly like magic the station was flooded with lights.
  • Bugs: Ladies and gentlemen and children, I give you three cheers for Ash Ketchum and all his friends who had made this occasion possible.
  • Ringo Starr: Suddenly, there was a strange whirring sound. Omi and Jackie smiled, they knew who it was. With landing lights shining brightly, Superman touched down gently in the snow. Bringing the greatest surprise of all, Father Christmas. Everyone cheered and the party began.
  • Ash: It's no fun getting stuck in the snow.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Ash to Omi.
  • Ash: But it was worth it for this party. Happy Christmas, Omi. Happy Christmas, everyone.

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