The Diseasel - Ringo Starr (US)

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Dedicated to JamesandPeterSamFan, ThomasRingoStarrUSFan and other Thomas and Ringo Starr fans. This is my first try at a Ringo Starr US narration. I took the UK version and replace the word, trucks, with cars.

Transcript (only made by ThomasDuckandJamesFan)

  • Ringo Starr: Bill and Ben are tank engine twins. Each has four wheels, a tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their freight cars are filled with china clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. (Ben's whistle tweets) The twins were now kept busy pulling the cars for engines on the main line. And for ships in the harbor. (Bill's whistle tweets as he pushes the cars under the crane and tweets his whistle again) One morning, the arranged some cars and went away for more. (they disappeared as they came back) They returned to find them all gone. (the twins' whistles tweet) The twins were most surprised. Their drivers examined a patch of oil.
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers: That's a diesel.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Bill: It's a what-le?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Bill.
  • Ben: A diseasel, I think.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Ben.
  • Ben: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bill: Coughs and sneezles spread diseasels.
  • Ben: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the diseasel came.
  • Bill: It isn't.
  • Ben: It is.
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed their drivers.
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers: Let's go and rescure our freight cars.
  • Ringo Starr: Bill and Ben were horrified.
  • Bill and Ben: But the diseasel will magic us away like the freight cars.
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied their drivers.
  • Bill and Ben's Drivers: We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know if you're twins. (only their names are off) So we'll take away your names and numbers, and then this is what we'll do.
  • (Ben's whistle tweets, then Bill's as they move on)
  • Ringo Starr: Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the diesel. (the twins keep puffing) They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. (first, Bill tweets his whistle as he passes Wellsworth, then Ben does the same) Creeping into the yard, they found the diesel on a siding with the missing cars. (Ben stays and Bill keeps going) Ben hid behind, but Bill went boldly alongside. (Bill sneaks up next to the diesel and tweets his whistle) The diesel looked up.
  • Boco: Do you mind?
  • Bill: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I do. I want my cars back.
  • Boco: These are mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the diesel.
  • Boco: Go away.
  • Ringo Starr: Bill pretended not to be frightened.
  • Bill: You're a big bully.
  • Ringo Starr: He whimpered.
  • Bill: You'll be sorry.
  • (Bill backs up behind)
  • Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the cars on the other side. (Ben shows up) Ben now came forward.
  • Ben: Car stealer!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Ben. He ran away too. Bill took his place. (the twins keep driving the diesel crazy) This went on and on until the diesels eyes nearly popped out. (they tweet their whistles loudly as the diesel's eyes roll)
  • Boco: Stop! You're making me giddy!
  • (the diesel's horn honks)
  • Ringo Starr: The two engines gazed at him.
  • Boco: Are there two of you?
  • Bill and Ben: Yes. We're twins.
  • Boco: I might have known it.
  • (Edward comes up)
  • Ringo Starr: Just then, Edward bustled up.
  • (Edward blows his whistle as he backs on to some cars)
  • Edward: Bill and Ben, why are you playing here?
  • Bill: We're not playing.
  • Ringo Starr: Protested Bill.
  • Ben: We're rescuing our cars.
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Ben.
  • Ben: Even you don't take our cars without asking, but this diseasel did.
  • Edward: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Edward, severely.
  • Edward: This engine is a metropolican vicar's diesel electric type two. (Boco's theme plays)
  • Ringo Starr: The twins were most impressed.
  • Bill: We're sorry, Mr. Uh...
  • Boco: Never mind.
  • Ringo Starr: The diesel smiled.
  • Boco: Call me Boco. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the cars.
  • Edward: That's all right, then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Now off you go, Bill and Ben. Fetch Boco's cars, then you can take this lot. (Bill and Ben puff sadly away) There's no real harm in them.
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Boco.
  • Edward: But they're maddening at times.
  • Ringo Starr: Boco chuckled.
  • Boco: Maddening.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Boco: Is the word.

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