The End of Silliness? is a Netflix spoof to the VeggieTales Sing-Along video of the same name.


  • In this spoofed adaptation, we take place at the Turabo Gardens Community Center, as a heartbroken Ash suffers over what has happened since Serena had slapped him in the face for waking Baby Lana Wellington up with a bonk and for making her cry. Mary, Sakura, Kara, Rebecca, Rikochet, Kevin, Rex, Mindy, and Kazane, along with Principal Rabbit, Superintendent Donkey Kong, Miss Julie Kane, Lt. Felina Feral, and Judge Robert Hawkins, try their efforts to cheer Ash up, but a tense intuition between Lexi, her friends, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Koopalings, and The Brotherhood of Mutants occurs along the way. Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 also try to cheer Ash up by telling him about Duncan and all of the recent troubles he has caused.


  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  5. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  6. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  7. Kara Perkins (Lisa Ortiz)
  8. Rebecca Norman (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  10. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  11. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)
  12. Mindy Lee (Bryn McAuley)
  13. Kazane Fujimiya (Jessica Hilbrecht)
  14. Principal Rabbit (Ken Samson)
  15. Superintendent Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
  16. Mrs. Julie Kane (Kate Miccuci)
  17. Lt. Felina Feral (Lori Alan)
  18. Judge Robert Hawkins (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  19. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  20. Fiona Von Steig (Kate Micucci)
  21. Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  22. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  23. Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)
  24. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  25. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  26. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  27. Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)
  28. Pacifica Northwest (Jackie Buscarino)
  29. Lorelei Brooks (Kelly Sheridan)
  30. Jordan Hanson (Bryn McAuley)
  31. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  32. James (Eric Stuart)
  33. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  34. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  35. Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
  36. Lube Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)
  37. Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)
  38. Eddie The Squirrel (Dwight Schultz)
  39. Larry Koopa (Adam McArthur)
  40. Morton Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)
  41. Wendy O. Koopa (Janyse Jaud)
  42. Iggy Koopa (Greg Cipes)
  43. Roy Koopa (Jason Marsden)
  44. Lemmy Koopa (Ashley Johnson)
  45. Ludwig Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)
  46. Lance Alvers (Christopher Grey)
  47. Todd Tolansky (Noel Fisher)
  48. Pietro "Peter" Maximoff (Richard Ian Cox)
  49. Wanda Maximoff (Kelly Sheridan)
  50. Frederick J. Dukes (Michael Dobson)

Songs and Thomas Stories

  1. NetflixTales Theme Song
  2. The Song of The Rhydon
  3. Home At Last
  4. The Promised School
  5. Good Morning, Ash
  6. Duncan Gets Spooked
  7. The Thankfulness Song
  8. Keep Walking
  9. Dunkin' Duncan
  10. Big Things, Too
  11. Poke-Mart Suite
  12. The Runaway Elephant
  13. Her Cheeseburger
  14. The Yodeling Pokemon Trainer of The Alps
  15. Come For The Ride


  • This is the spoof where Brock and Misty do not appear.
  • Serena appears in a flashback.
  • It is revealed that Ash is a prone loser.
  • Lexi, her friends, and The Netflix villains appear together.
  • Mindy, Kazane, Lorelei and Jordan are revealed to have a rivalry.


  • (We open this episode with the 2015 Netflix logo)
  • (We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the NetflixTales theme song)
  • Ash: If you like to talk to trainers, if a squash can make you smile. If you like to waltz with heroes, up and down the produced aisle. Have we got a show for you!
  • All: NetflixTales, NetflixTales, NetflixTales, NetflixTales! NetflixTales, NetflixTales, NetflixTales, NetflixTales!
  • Ash: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
  • All: NetflixTales!
  • Alex: Puppets, video games, toys...
  • All: NetflixTales!
  • Raimundo: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
  • All: NetflixTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like NetflixTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like NetflixTales! It's time for NetflixTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
  • (We soon find ourselves at the Turabo Gardens Community Center)
  • (Inside, Ash is suffering from what has happened)
  • Ash: No, no no.
  • (We open with a flashback from a newborn baby girl)
  • Ash: Stand back, you idiots! I'm gonna bonk that baby Lana in the head and none of you can stop me!
  • (He prepares to steady his fist)
  • Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Too late, Ash wakes Baby Lana up by bonking her in the head with his fist)
  • (This causes her to start screaming and crying loudly)
  • Serena: YOW! MY EARS!
  • Molly: Somebody make her stop!
  • Sam: You are getting us in great pain!
  • Eddy: Enough with the screaming and crying already!
  • Ash: (laughs triumphantly) I'm number one!
  • Serena: (growling angrily) Look what you've done to Baby Lana! You woke her up with a bonk and now she won't stop crying because of YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (She slaps Ash directly in the face, causing him to scream in pain as he crashes into the garage)
  • (The rest of his friends gasp in horror)
  • Paolo: What the scallop?!
  • Serena: I hope this will teach you to behave yourself when you'll stay in your room without your lunch anymore, and that is final!
  • Ash: (gasps with devastation)
  • Serena: Humph!
  • (She takes a still crying Lana to hospital)
  • Sam: That's what you get for being irresponsible!
  • Eddy: You deserve to be punished forever!
  • (They follow Serena to hospital, and Ash is left in tears)
  • (The troublesome school bullies appear and laugh loudly at Ash, who soon erupts into tears)
  • Ash: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (The camera zooms into his mouth and then all the way out again as he wakes from his nightmare)
  • Mary: (gasps) Big brother!
  • Rex: Holy cow!
  • Rabbit: What happened, Ash?!
  • Lt. Feral: Why are you crying about?!
  • Ash: (through his tears) It's Serena Tsukino! She slapped me for breaking Baby Lana's head!
  • Rikochet: What?!
  • Sakura: That's impossible!
  • Ash: (tearfully) Yes, it is! And that is why she punished me until I've learned to be responsible and reliable again!
  • (He continues to bawl loudly)
  • Donkey Kong: Now, now, Ash. You don't have to start crying like a little kid.
  • Miss Kane: It's not your fault.
  • Judge Hawkins: Maybe it's because of Serena's recent actions.
  • Ash: (sniveling) Really?
  • Kara: Of course, Ash.
  • Rebecca: We're sorry that you've lost your lunch.
  • Ash: (gratefully) I know. I had a song once called The Song of The Rhydon. Just watch.
  • (He shows the gang a song called The Song of The Rhydon)
  • Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Ash Ketchum presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event: The Song of the Rhydon.
  • Ash: Rhydon! This is a song about a boy. A song a little boy and her Rhydon. A song about a little boy and his three Rhydon. The little boy who had a sick Rhydon, a sad Rhydon, and a mute Rhydon. And also a Hippowdown. Um. Um, this is me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ellen. This is me at a bullfight. (music stops) This is me fighting the bull!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Ooooooh!
  • Ash: This is me and the bull.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Aaaaah!
  • Ash: This is me and the bull and I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a Rhydon.
  • (music begins)
  • Gary: Hold it! (music stops) You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! And what on Earth is a Rhydon, anyway?
  • Ash: It's kinda like a cow. See?
  • Gary: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on.
  • Ash: Rhydon! Sing it with me! Rhydon!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Rhydon!
  • Ash: Boy is riding with Rhydon.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Boy is riding with Rhydon.
  • Ash: Into town in his canoe.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Into town in his canoe.
  • Ash: Sick Rhydon is rowing, and sneezing, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achomoomoomoomoo!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo achoomoomoomoomoo!
  • Ash: Hippowdon chewing on bamboo.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Hippowdon chewing on bamboo.
  • Ash: Can't see boy and three Rhydon.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Can see boy and three Rhydon.
  • Ash: Sad Rhydon is rowing and crying boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!
  • Ash: Rhydon!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Rhydon!
  • Ash: Rhydon!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Rhydon! Achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, Rhydon!
  • Ash: Hippowdon seen by mute Rhydon.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Hippowdon seen by mute Rhydon.
  • Ash: Tries to tell the other two.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Tries to tell the other two.
  • Ash: Mute Rhydon is waving and grunting, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm!
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!
  • Ash: Uh oh.
  • Gary: Wait! What happens next?!
  • Ash: Um... (music ends)
  • Gary: Does the Hippowdon see them? Is the poor mute Rhydon successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?! Is the boy injured?!? Why is the sad Rhydon sad?!? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?!?!
  • Ash: Oh look! There's me and Riley at Sea World! Oh wow.
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Ooooooooo!
  • Ash: Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again.
  • Gary: You can't just start a song and then just leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing. I'm going to have to speak to Kevin about this.
  • Mitchie: Oh look! A Rhydon!
  • (music starts)
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Rhydon!
  • Ash: No wait, (music stops) that's a waterbuffalo.
  • (music starts)
  • Joe, Chopper and Zachary: No more song about Rhydon. Need another verse or two. Audience is standing and leaving, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo byebyemoomoomoomoo.
  • Chopper: I want my money back.
  • Joe: Yeah, that'd be good.
  • (The Song of The Rhydon ends)
  • Kevin: Wow, you were right, Ash! That song was a failure.
  • Ash: Hope so, Kevin.
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You think this song was funny?
  • Mindy: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Kazane: What are you doing at the community center?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We were wondering about Baby Lana Wellington, who is unfortunately in hospital.
  • Rabbit: That's because of Serena and her mean attitudes.
  • Donkey Kong: And the same thing went to Duncan.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, D.K.. He had quite a fierce temper. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Home At Last starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Skarloey had been to the works to be mended. He felt much better. Rusty the Diesel was helping him off his rail car. Skarloey hadn't met the little diesel before.
  • Skarloey: Rusty seems a kindly sort of engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought to himself.
  • Rusty: I help to mend the line and do odd jobs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Rusty.
  • Rusty: I hear everyone is looking forward to seeing you again. Come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Peter Sam was feeling depressed. He was still getting over his accident but he wanted to start work again. Sir Topham Hatt wouldn't let him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Another day's rest will do you good.
  • Mr. Condutor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, i got a surprise for you.
  • Peter Sam: For me, sir, how nice, sir, what is it, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The surprise was Skarloey.
  • Peter Sam: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Peter Sam.
  • Peter Sam: I'm glad you've come home.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They lit Skarloey's fire and he sizzled happily.
  • Skarloey: I feel all excited.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Skarloey: Just like a young engine. Now tell me all the news.
  • Peter Sam: I see you've met Rusty.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Peter Sam.
  • Skarloey: Yes. I like that Diesel.
  • Peter Sam: So do i.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Peter Sam.
  • Peter Sam: It's a pity Duncan doesn't.
  • Skarloey: Who is Duncan?
  • Peter Sam: He came as a spare engine after my accident.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Peter Sam.
  • Skarloey: Is he useful?
  • Peter Sam: He keeps busy and i'm sure he means well. But he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivles around. His drivers call it Rock N Roll.
  • Skarloey: I understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Skarloey gravely. His driver interrupted.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Duncan has done it again, he's stuck in the tunnel. Come on, old boy, we'll have to get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Skarloey was pleased. He wanted to run and look forward to meeting Duncan. They found a caboose and some workmen and hurried up the line.
  • Skarloey: How nice and smooth the rails are.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: They mended all the old bumps. The little diesel has helped to that. What a difference Rusty's made to the line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Quite soon they found Duncan. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross.
  • Duncan: I'm a plain blunt engine, i speak as i'm fine. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This railway is no good at all.
  • Duncan's Driver: Don't be silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snapped his Driver.
  • Duncan's Driver: This tunnel is quite big enough for engines who don't Rock N Roll.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Duncan free again. At last, Skarloey was able to push Duncan and his coaches safely through. The caboose was left on the siding and the workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Duncan grumbled all the way home, but Skarloey payed no attention. Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Duncan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock N Roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then Sir Topham Hatt gave his full attention to Duncan's funnel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If it happens again...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ended ominously.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I should find ways to cut you down to size. In other words your carreer is um (clears throat) on the line. Need I say more?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had said quite enough and he remained completely silent and still for at least the whole evening.
  • (Owl hooting)
  • (Home At Last ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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